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Alizarin

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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Nommed for deletion in 2007, I have no idea why we kept it. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 16:58, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The response (but not the answer!) is in archive 57. To quote the article, "This is not funny. You did not laugh. We know it." To quote the author on the talk page, "Jesus fucking christ. My article looks way beyond awful, i don't find it myself funny too." I hate it when a bad article pleads for its life. Spıke Ѧ 17:12 20-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Eh...Just not seeing the 'so awful it comes around the other side' thing the folks mentioned the first time... and anyhow, there's not much of a thing even linking to it to justify its existence of awful... ~ Do not question the madness. Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 17:18 (UTC)
  4. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Random and unfunny. Saberwolf116 17:42, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
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International Confederation of Hunters

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. An interesting idea for a novel, perhaps, but not fit for Uncyclopedia. Saberwolf116 15:14, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Indeed; it's not actually funny, either. Delete. ~ Do not question the madness. Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 16:06 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mind-numbing detail on the organization, acronyms, and procedures of a cryptic organization. At least Hajime Socialist Republic had a purpose. Spıke Ѧ 17:17 20-Jul-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg ZZZZZZ ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:21, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Backstroke of the West

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  1. Delete. Epically random "take" on Revenge of the Sith, by the look of it. Makes not a jot of sense. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:50, Jul 20
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article does not so much satirize the Star Wars movie, as encodes it. Spıke Ѧ 10:26 20-Jul-10
  3. Actually based off of bootleg mistranslated English subtitles. The problem is that it's still not satire. Symbol delete vote.svg EX-TER-MI-NATE! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN—[12:34 20 Jul 2010]
    So that is who did the encoding? and I must, to appreciate this article, own a pirated DVD? Remarkable. Spıke Ѧ 13:09 20-Jul-10
    And unless I'm mistaken, the writer didn't even have the decency to invent his/her own. Probably saw it on some blog, thought it would be funny to copy-and-paste excerpts here, and wrote it like so. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN—[13:11 20 Jul 2010]
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Stroke" just about ties this up. --Wilytank 12:36, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Bullshitdo

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  1. Delete. So, that's a Wilde quote, one list, and not much else to write home about. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah - it's been here forever, hasn't been edited in aaaages and isn't linked from anywhere. It won't be missed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:41, Jul 20
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All of the above. In addition, Section 1, regarding impossibility of concrete walls in feudal Japan, reflects a refusal to use the Delete key, as in the typewriter era, when, once an error was committed to paper, your only option was to work it into the story, or joke about yourself. Spıke Ѧ 10:21 20-Jul-10
  3. Smite lightning.jpg Shit-doo --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:37 AM 7/20/10
  4. Delete. Smited. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:06, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
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12 pillars of Hip Hop

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  1. Ugh.gif Ugh. Basically a list. --Wilytank 23:06, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Might have something to work with, but peters off pretty badly. Also, no mention of ghettoblasters. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:26, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  3. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 23:27, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Eh... It had its chance. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100720 - 00:13 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The five pillars of Islam are devotional duties. Mashing this concept onto Hip Hop could be funny. But instead of devotional duties for the rapper, most of these pillars are merely memes. And by the way, there are more than 12, and at that point they drop off precipitously, which says that an earlier version might have been better. Spıke Ѧ 02:39 20-Jul-10
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I will find and kill whoever made the page about africa. i am a warlord and i do not make baseless threats.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Someone got a bad Pee Review and started a talk page in mainspace? Spıke Ѧ 12:48 19-Jul-10
  2. The headline got me chuckling but when I saw the page I stopped abruptly. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:11, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I can almost see there something to this, in the spirit of... wait... no... nope, it's not coming. Oh well. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 14:50 (UTC)
  4. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. And what's with the Pee Review menu at the top? Saberwolf116 15:15, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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How to Be Ze Hitler!

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  1. Rigghhhtttt....~Jewriken.GIF 11:42, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not because Hitler and the author hate the jews. Most of us hate the jews six times before breakfast. But the user didn't use the Hitler pic with the bunny ears, an unforgivable mistake. Aleister 11:52 20 7
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Whose user page did this scrapbook used to be? Breaks no new ground over the many other Hitler pages, including Emo-Hitler. Spıke Ѧ 12:08 19-Jul-10
  4. Delete. The content is irrelevant - this fails. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:13, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • /me scribbles various notes about Aleister. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:10, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Lil Wayne

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  1. United 175.JPG ZOMG LIL WAYNE IS GAY LOLOLOLOLOL Saberwolf116 04:20, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There are surely many aspects of this rapper to ridicule, and this article touches on none of them. Spıke Ѧ 10:41 19-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 10:52, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against it surviving Very poorly written and boring. Unlike Lil Wayne, who is only boring. Aleister 11:56 20 7
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Starre job

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It has many funny and pretty smart lines and concepts. Read the whole thing, and it held my interest. Clever at more than a handful of moments. The band is made up, not a real band, but a satire of a metal band consisting of a guy and his cat. Aleister 12:01 20 7
p.s. Edited the page, seems savable.
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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. 2005 band cruft. Saberwolf116 04:20, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Essentially, total vanity. Spıke Ѧ 10:38 19-Jul-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. It claims it's a heavy metal job. But after a quick search on the Metal Archives, no hits came up for this name. This proves that A) They're that obscure; B) They're not a metal band; C) They don't even exist. Now it's been stated the group doesn't exist. Now I'm voting delete just because it blows chunks. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:55 AM 7/19/10
    ?? Doesn't have to be a real band. Please give it another read and see if it works as satire, thanks. Aleister 12:04 20 7
    In contrast, I took "Herkimer" in the first line to mean it is a two-man (or maybe one-man) act from upstate New York. In any case, it doesn't work as satire, because no one knows what's being made fun of: It could be any of ten thousand garage bands. Spıke Ѧ 12:52 19-Jul-10
    Did some research and can't find any reality to the page. So if they were real, and haven't had any publicity since 2007, a fail of a band. If they aren't real, and a few users thought they were, this qualifies as satire which works to a point. Anyway, I did some edits which should make it less of a VFD page. Aleister 13:30 20 7
  4. Delete. I think nearly any topic is legitimate for an article, but this was just not funny and was, in fact, annoyingly bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:45, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. As per Hyperbole. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:45, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Marco Borsato

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. 2005 IP cruft. Saberwolf116 22:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Aye. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 22:17 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not the pidgin English written by foreigners that I find endearing. It's just wrong. Dunno who Marco Borsato was (by the Category, some Dutch guy), but in any case, the only joke here is anal sex. And the only illustration is an external link, and the only significant contributor in the history is I.P.Anon. Spıke Ѧ 22:21 18-Jul-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This would not survive ICU today, if it even made it that far. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:54, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not because it's 2005--early pages actually are important for the history of the site imnho--but because it's verrrrrry bad. Aleister 12:08 20 7
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St. Pierre and Miquelon

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stubby and random. The only involvement of registered users has been to play with its categories. Spıke Ѧ 12:37 18-Jul-10
  2. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 12:40, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Meh. Can't think of any reason to keep it, so... eh. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 15:21 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Someone please explain this article,Eh? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:56, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickYAA H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage and so on

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  1. As per below --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Agree with TKF. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:58, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Part I in a series of utterly pointless and unnecessary extensions of the original "Do NOT Click Any Links!" article created by IPs. Saberwolf116 12:30, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Nomination withdrawn as per the deleting of the last two. Saberwolf116 22:43, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

  • Kept and, if you don't mind, I'm compiling all of these into a single entry because they're all identical and it saves a lot of paperwork. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:47, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

That's fine. Now, where's a poopsmith when you need one...? Saberwolf116 22:49, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickyetagain

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Part VI in a series of utterly pointless and unnecessary extensions of the original "Do NOT Click Any Links!" article created by IPs. Saberwolf116 12:30, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete here. The rest are keepable extensions, I think. The one before is a suitable ending. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:06, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Delete and redirect back to the beginning of the game just to prove the point. Agree with TKF above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:45, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete as below. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:00, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Do NOT click any links!/clicklife

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Part VII in a series of utterly pointless and unnecessary extensions of the original "Do NOT Click Any Links!" article created by IPs. Saberwolf116 12:30, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. As per above --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Unnecessarily insults the reader/player. Per TKF, the above works as a better ending. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:46, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. I'll be honest with you: I hate this article. This is one of the only FAs and certainly the only Top 10 article that I would enthusiastically vote to delete. But I know people disagree with me so I'll just vote on these two non-controversial pages. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:59, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Pippi Longstocking H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Without the recently deleted lists, it's keepable. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:36, 13 July 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Very keepable for the pics alone. And the user wrote a coherent storyline, filled it in well, and gives an interesting porn twist to Pippi. Maybe a little more work needed, but far from huffable imnho. Aleister 22:51 13 7
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Kinda reminds me of this article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:06 PM 7/13/10
  4. Keep. It's not that bad. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 01:01 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Extended repair job needed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:19, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Delete. Random, listy until recently, and altogether none too good. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:20, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Shit, another one of these articles. Drown it in piss. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:27, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  3. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. I don't see how porn jokes are funny if they're not given any context or meaning. Saberwolf116 22:48, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
    They aren't (unless really good writing saves it)--UN:HTBFANJS Sec. 6. Spıke Ѧ 23:36 13-Jul-10
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  • Commit to Romartus if he will have it. His serial treatment, in UnNews Sports, of Pippi as the estranged wife of golfer Tigger Woods means he knows something about the material and can do something more creative than the one cheap laugh of casting her as a slut. Spıke Ѧ 19:24 13-Jul-10
    • OK. I'll take in the Swedish scamp and remove the template trash porn she is currently covered in unless anyone else objects. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:19, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
      • Yeah, but please keep the porn theme though, those pics are great. Maybe mix the best of the porn with another storyline, like she's trying to get out of the business or something. Aleister 00:30 15 7
        • It's a bit of a porn template (the names are interchangeable but the 'story' isn't) but I was thinking more on the lines that Sweden was one of the first countries to take a more relaxed attitude towards sexual expression. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:01, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
          • Ah, yes, very good. A wise man has no limits. Aleister 21:33 15 7

Dialga

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. A lot of the stuff is pretty bad, but I laughed at a couple jokes and I think it's savable. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:04, 15 July 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Per Socky A few quick edits will do wonders for it. And this page is about middling in Uncy's collected pages, do you think we should take out 13,000 or so pages and leave the rest? Hmmmmmm, a good idea actually. Aleister 17:09 15 7
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not bad enough, and it looks better without the quotes and that giant table at the end skrooing up the formatting. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:22, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
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  1. United 175.JPG Pokecruft Saberwolf116 15:42, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Oh, my... I didn't know people could write that badly. ...okay, so I did, but still. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 16:17 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Those aren't even high heels--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 04:22, July 15 2010 UTC
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. Actually, very junior. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:03, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg weak delete. If someone can remove the childishness, I may jump the fence. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:35 AM 7/16/10
  6. Oh my god get it off. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:31, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Main Disadvantage: Fucking Stupid (formerly Recused). Upon further review, even a reader with a full deck, so to speak, of Pokemons would surely find this article random babble. And what's with real footnotes? Spıke Ѧ 12:54 18-Jul-10
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  • I recuse myself from Pokemon-ignorance. But even after the initial clean-up, I see no humor here at all. Except for the bit about being born from so-and-so's egg/vagina/anus, that there's a knee-slapper. Spıke Ѧ 11:53 16-Jul-10

Heteroflexibility

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Stupid one liner created by an IP. Saberwolf116 14:43, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You've created a cute new word for bisexuality. Other than that, where's the humor? Move to Undictionary, or Wiktionary, or the Recycle Bin. Spıke Ѧ 14:51 17-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Spike. --Wilytank 00:42, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What Spike said. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 01:12 (UTC)
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Jared allen

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. An abandoned WIP from April that doesn't really have any jokes other than "OMG JARED ALLEN IS AWESOMMMMMMMMMMMME" Saberwolf116 03:51, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Standard randumbo opening paragraph is all you need to read to understand that reading further will be a hateful experience. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:43, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although it includes a little information from the NFL, you could substitute anyone's name. Spıke Ѧ 14:34 17-Jul-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Destroy. More stupid than funny. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 01:11 (UTC)
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🔒 Paul the Octopus H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Not right now. Peruse UnNews:Sports Page: Paul the Octopus is a meme, a media phenomenon in Germany dispensing predictions regarding the World Cup. This article, though stubby and listy, is adequate for now. Let's consider again in three months, when Paul is no longer current, whether this article deserves permanence. Spıke Ѧ 15:40 15-Jul-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Eh. This doesn't seem bad enough to quash. And it apparently does actually follow something, so... eh. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 16:13 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Per Spike, and it seems ok on its own too. With a few additions it can be quite good, like having Paul pick the winner in a divorce settlement, or a story about his ancestor picking who to release between Jesus and Barabas, etc. Aleister 16:22 15 7
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. It had occurred to me that my Paul the Octopus stories could do with a general article about him. This is a start but why the old lame Jesus jokes!!?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:57, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It needs work, not deletion. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 15 July 2010
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Consistent 5-star user rating ring any bells? Needs work, but definitely keep. S0ckpupp3t n00b 19:39, July 16, 2010 (UTC) 16 July 2010
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  1. United 175.JPG Lolwut? Saberwolf116 15:19, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Kept, as Paul had predicted. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:29, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 SQL H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Applying the SQL programming language to Hollywood's cynicism in creating movie sequels is a demented interpretation worthy of Uncyclopedia. Isn't done perfectly but doesn't merely "state the obvious." Spıke Ѧ 16:48 14-Jul-10
  2. It's horrid, but it made me laugh. Keep. Totally. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 18:43 (UTC)
  3. Way over my head, so it must be good. Aleister 00:25 15 7
  4. Clever, good concept, I'd like it worked on rather than nuked. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:47, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Keep. Rewrite tag. Like the idea, needs more stuff. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:26, Jul 15
    I didn't add stuff but polished the whole thing up. Photo? Spıke Ѧ 11:54 15-Jul-10
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Passable. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:06, 15 July 2010
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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Stating the obvious=not funny. Saberwolf116 16:24, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Apple Inc.

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  1. Absolutely terrible article in every way. Scarce funny one-liners are only found in the massive list at the heart of it, which would be suited better in a seperate "List of Apple products" page or something of that sort that I thought we already had. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:28, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. 20 seconds of skimming this article tells me it's a listy and unfunny mess. If I'm wrong, please call me out on it. (Also, this reminds me of a previous vote...) Saberwolf116 03:41, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I can condense this to:Apple Sux Man! which, on reflection, now reads as a possible contender for VFH considering some recent nominations. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:46, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete A rant; a ranty rant at that. To some up: rant. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:40, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above. It's a wasteland; starting over would be an improvement. Spıke Ѧ 14:31 17-Jul-10
  6. A could of the images are alright, but that does not save this... um... this. Not that I could actually read it, but I generally consider things I cannot bear to read as bad. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 01:07 (UTC)
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Kent Island Tunnel

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  1. Delete. Short and dull as anything. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:39, Jul 16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. On the second reading, it becomes clear that this contribution from I.P.Anon isn't a direct lift from Wikipedia but a hoax. Even so: Return it to them and see if they notice. Spıke Ѧ 11:48 16-Jul-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:57, 16 July 2010
  4. United 175.JPG Wikipedia Saberwolf116 13:13, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article belongs on Wikipedia, if there. It is poorly written, attempted to be informative, and stubby.--S0ckpupp3t n00b 19:16, July 16, 2010 (UTC)11:48 16-Jul-10
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Methley

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  1. Delete. Stubby, crappy towncruft. get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:25, Jul 15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author knows about similes, doesn't know about grammar, and ultimately says almost nothing specific to this town other than name-dropping. Spıke Ѧ 11:31 15-Jul-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:24, 15 July 2010
  4. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 15:14, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Law (jurisprudence)

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  1. Delete. Wow. Er, what? I'll just read it again to see if it makes any kind of sense. Nope. Er, what? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:17, Jul 15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Despite endearing pidgin English as written by foreigners, this article is essentially deconstruction, not humor. Spıke Ѧ 11:34 15-Jul-10
  3. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank 15:16, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Huh? Saberwolf116 15:24, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Lap Dancers of Europe

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  1. Delete. How did this escape QVFD and ICU? It's crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:15, Jul 15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remarkable--I went into a bar in a foreign country and saw things that seemed remarkable. So write a blog somewhere. This is simply unfunny. Spıke Ѧ 11:27 15-Jul-10
  3. "He smiled with a grin" Saberwolf116 12:37, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Huh. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 16:11 (UTC)
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Clip show

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Good concept, poor execution. Saberwolf116 00:23, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. It had promise three years ago, but judging by the lack of progress I say torch it. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 01:19 (UTC)
  3. Started out well, for two sentences, then went to the territory of the damned and dropped off the hidden cliff on the first foggy morning. Aleister 1:26 15 7
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Ha. This should be no more than a ramble on someone else's talk page, to which a response was never made. Spıke Ѧ 11:23 15-Jul-10
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Shit Mesa

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  1. Delete. Shit article (eyethangyew). Less succinctly, it seems to have elements of WP spork about it, and no redeeming qualities. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:11, Jul 15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg "HAHAHAHA THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!'". Article celebrates the joy of cursing on a world stage, and basically nothing else. Spıke Ѧ 13:17 15-Jul-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:20, 15 July 2010
  4. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Using actual sources on an Uncyclopedia article??? DESTROY! Saberwolf116 15:17, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Ugh.gif Ugh. Nigga engine --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:18 AM 7/15/10
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Diary-X

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Consistent theme and some humor. It's marginally passable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:53, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep. It's legitimate satire of what sounds like a really pathetic project. Not hilarious, but not worse than a blank page. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:24, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE!  This page is boring as hell and hasn't been touched since 2007. IP addresses are the majority contributors. I say down with it. No redeeming value. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest.PNG 17:34 EST 8 July, 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. It's ok for Wikipedia to be obscure (and hopefully correct) but this just a deadly dull effort. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:25, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I like the kill it with fire idea. It *is* boring. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 15:14 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fire may be a bit much but a red hot poker wouldn't be out of the question. --—John Lydon 16:01, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Meh. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 16:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. It's almost an exact copy of some old version of the Wikipedia article and the stuff that didn't come from the Wikipedia article isn't exactly funny either. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:42, 14 July 2010
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  • I don't know the service and won't vote, but on the surface, this tech-heavy article seems too matter-of-fact, often even touting the service rather than making sport of it. Spıke Ѧ 03:39 9-Jul-10

Albert Pujols

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  1. United 175.JPG Swing and a miss. Saberwolf116 02:36, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Well, huh. O_o ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 06:38 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bleh. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:18, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. What the hell was he thinking? DarkLight 08:32, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Ben Affleck (Person)

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  1. United 175.JPG What? Saberwolf116 18:26, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Awful. For all the usual reasons. By the way, there is no need for the "(Person)" in the title. Spıke Ѧ 19:28 13-Jul-10
  3. Weak delete. Arguably saveable, but offensively bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:46, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oka-ay, then. O_o ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 01:04 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'll jump in to jump on the corpse before this is whoffed. Aleister 1:19 14 7
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Tony Jaa

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:50, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The Wikipedia article was funnier. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:58, 13 July 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. TeX formula language. Then Chuck Norris. Then random, then listcruft. All done. Spıke Ѧ 19:26 13-Jul-10
  4. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank 23:05, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 ∞ BC to 1 BC H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keeper per previous VFD comments for this page (see Spike's note below). Lots of the "older" users wanted it saved. And Saberwolf's page is fine, why not just give it a slight re-name? "BC". "Pre-Saviour", "Before Jesus was born", many options. No need to remove an existing page. This one could be edited, and needs it, yet per above. Aleister 00:57 13 7 MMX
  2. Keeper For the sake of having the score even at this point, and in keeping with the comments keep. It's in desperate need of a rewrite, but there's a bit of a laugh here and there. I wouldn't huff it at this point, even though I stopped laughing at Chuck Norris jokes a long time ago. Myocardialinfarction 11:06, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Delete and replace with My rewrite. My version still needs some work, but it's infinitely better then the utterly worthless sack of shit we have now. Saberwolf116 22:34, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
    You really don't need to bring this here if you're rewriting it, dude. Just paste yours over the top when it's done - that's what I did with all my rewrites. In fact, that's kind of the point of rewrites. That's why they're called rewrites. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:41, Jul 12
    Alright, forget this vote, then. Saberwolf116 17:34, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
    No, can't forget it, read the previous VFD page on this article. Al 1:00 13 7
  2. Ugh.gif Ugh. 20 matches of "Chuck Norris" when I hit ctrl + F for hit. --Wilytank 22:56, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Delete So much Chuck Norris... maybe it doesn't need a delete, but just a rewrite. Oh wow, I'm way late. I just thought of hte old version. I was unaware that there was a rewrite done. --SadisticWolf 18:05, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol question.svg Question. Can't you just replace the current article with your rewrite, since that's pretty much the point of Conservation Week? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 09:53, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
    Your rewrite has nothing to do with this series of pages which are listy crapola on particular periods of years. If this page goes shouldn't all of them go? Why not just keep it and rename your page something else? And it's a 2005 page, so it seems that there was a concerted effort then to make all these year and decade pages mean something. Can some of the users who were around then vote on this, I'd feel better about zapping it if it were by the people who were around at the time. Aleister 10:12 12 7
    Paizuri: In my opinion, yes you could, and Saberwolf should not have marked for VFD an article he had already marked for CW, because that's proposing two different treatments at the same time. Aleister: The prior VFD on this article (June 2009) is here. Apparently, huffing all the period-of-history pages was considered and rejected then. Spıke Ѧ 12:53 12-Jul-10
  • Comment: I think there are times when VFD is appropriate for a rewrite, to build consensus about whether the rewrite is indeed superior to the original. Here, though, it's obvious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:35, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
Or if the article in question is something well known such as the recently deleted and replaced Final Fantasy page. --Wilytank 00:48, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

ADMINS: This nomination has been withdrawn and the page has been rewritten; everyone's a little confused about what to do with this, but it seems appropriate to me to close it... agree? Cheers Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:11, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

  • Very confusing. Closed. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:33, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

Melanie Griffith

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  1. Short and shit. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 23:53, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rather useless. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 02:09 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Yes it's useless. Now have another go Antonio. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:26, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:47, July 13 2010 UTC
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VW

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  1. Five years of anonymous editing have done nothing for this article. Short, unfunny, and repetitive cruft. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 23:47, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Huh. O_o ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 02:11 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Have this one towed away and dispatched to the crap article crusher. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:27, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:48, July 13 2010 UTC
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Also, remember to remove it from the template if it gets deleted. Saberwolf116 23:47, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Decision in Normandy

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  1. Delete. Been here ages, always been short 'n' shit. Nothing links to it, it hasn't been edited in forever, and killing it would be a kindness. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:17, Jul 12
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A one-paragraph book review, followed by a one-paragraph bio, and scads of red-links. Spıke Ѧ 11:58 12-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg My decision? Delete --Wilytank 12:50, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Junior Uncyclopedia. Detention after which you will be the first once to sprint to the German machine gun nest. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:35, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. United 175.JPG Decision in VFD Saberwolf116 23:44, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:49, July 13 2010 UTC
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Deefus

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  1. Delete. Absolute bollocks. Oh, and strong whiff of vanity/cyberwotsit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:17, Jul 12
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Lrn 2 write n00b. Sad that author has such problems with fellow WoW players or that he contemplates a violent solution. But don't take it out on us. Spıke Ѧ 12:00 12-Jul-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Author was apparently so ashamed, he blanked the page at one point. How sad. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:57 AM 7/12/10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I'll just take down your testiculars you 'orrible little scribbler. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:40, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. No good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:14, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg D313t3--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:49, July 13 2010 UTC
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Flyborg.net

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  1. Delete. What? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:00, Jul 12
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  No redeeming value. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:05, 12 July 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lots of redeeming value: Humps someone's web site. And makes my eyes glaze over. Spıke Ѧ 12:02 12-Jul-10
  4. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 23:42, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Bilge+plus plugging a hyperlink for an equally abysmal website. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:31, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Another one bites the dust--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:51, July 13 2010 UTC
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Flesh eating horse

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  1. Delete. Dull as ditchwater. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:53, Jul 12
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Completely worthless. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:06, 12 July 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Horrible writing about nothing. Author careens from the encyclopedia cliché to chattiness to give form to this article with no substance. Spıke Ѧ 12:05 12-Jul-10
  4. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. I was kind of going "meh" to the article until Chuck Norris. Saberwolf116 23:39, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Now this is rubbish, straight to the knackers yard but the story of a flesh eating horse (or horses) is a myth from the Labours of Heracles. I doubt if this writer was aware of the connection but I wanted to share this with the wider community within the basement walls of VFD.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:33, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Permanent de-Chucking--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:51, July 13 2010 UTC
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Amos Moses

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Stupid and poorly written Steve Irwin parody. Saberwolf116 16:52, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruft.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:37, July 10 2010 UTC
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad day at the screen for this particular writer. Junk. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:23, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:19, Jul 12
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  • Now, this here's a fahn parody of Dixie English, boy. (Jes' fahn.) And it turns some neat phrases. "Like a ton of proverbial tons" reminds me of the way a coworker described a fracas in the corporate world: Rats leaving a sinking rat. Get rid of "Background," which gives away the con; of "Trivia," which is listcruft, and change Amos Moses to the guy's "real" name: It helps the "encyclopedia" con for article names to be played straight. And fewer balls and buttocks. Spıke Ѧ 18:52 9-Jul-10

Essex

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  1. Keep. Not totally bad. Paizuri needs to add his comment below to it, though, as it sums up the county better than the article does. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:38, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Meh. Pretty substandard, use of improper English, etc... —Pelozurian (talk) 09:56, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This county-cruft includes listcruft, shameless humping of external web sites in the .cx (means sex?) domain, lack of illustrations, lack of grammar, nonsense year numbers including ample History-of-the-Future, and mostly trite complaints about Essex, like that it has a bunch of low-lifes who supposedly define it. Spıke Ѧ 02:24 6-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above, especially since it has no images and stupid humor overall.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:43, July 10 2010 UTC
  4. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:45 PM 7/10/10
  5. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Listy and unfunny. Saberwolf116 23:35, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Firing comedy blanks on this one. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:36, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Not my cup of tea

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  1. Kerkill Yeah, this was found by Jamdoughnuts. It's really not funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:02, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Of the genre, "Joey, pick a figure of speech (second only to 'create a fantasy character') and stand up in front of the class for ten minutes talking about it." So "smart" it's dumb. Spıke Ѧ 11:26 11-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Stewed humour. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:10, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 05:14, July 11 2010 UTC
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Man's best friend

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  1. Kerkill Another article found by Jamdoughnuts. It was made by the same guy as not my cup of tea and is just as unfunny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:02, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Same rationale as for Not my cup of tea above, but this one has a theme: Anal and shit. Spıke Ѧ 11:27 11-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Home scribble masquerading as an article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:21, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Bye.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 05:15, July 11 2010 UTC
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Columbus, Ohio

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect to this shithole or something. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:51, 11 July 2010 (UTC)
  2. Kerkill Yeah, Paizuri had a good idea for once. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:06, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Do it for the "lepricons." Nonsense numbers. Most residents are from somewhere else. Bus system doesn't work. Even a Russian Reversal toward the end. Nothing specific about Columbus except to name two of its suburbs. Paizuri, let's not redirect to Columbus, Georgia; that wouldn't help anyone. The proper way to let the reader know we have nothing funny to say about Columbus is a red link. Spıke Ѧ 11:32 11-Jul-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If Christopher Columbus had seen this he would have changed his mind in 1492 about sailing the ocean blue. The fool. Aleister 16:52 11 7
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There are 77777777777777777777777777777777 reasons to delete this crap.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 05:17, July 11 2010 UTC
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🔒 I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Blasphemy! They're both good, this one is better imnho. But my question is, when you go to it, it changes the sidebar and even my data on top of the page italic! How does it do that, what's the code? What's the frequency, Count? Anyway, keeper yo. Aleister 21:44 7 7
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg jkl;fcvnjoqjovnkasdfjoagh jkiojioprqwjioSDF90JIODFIO --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 5:56 PM 7/7/10
  3. Keep And there are NEVER enough. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:40, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Tradition --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:23, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Whatever -- spontaneous Ape (annihilate) (Riot Porn) 20:49, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Historical significance ~Jewriken.GIF 20:50, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Though the content could use some work, what's there is definitely keepable. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:00, 9 July 2010
  8. RedCheckMark.png KEEP! They are very distinct articles, one makes my laugh and one makes me cry. (Don't take away my joy & sorrow!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  09 Jul 2010 ~ 04:53 (UTC)
  9. Keep. Eh. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:52, Jul 9
  10. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.They already might be a Rolling your head on the keyboard, but this one is better. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 21:37, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Nah, man. Come on. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:56, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't care about the other one. Just 'and magic happens' makes this one great, and a very nice satire of the site as a hole. Er, whole. Myocardialinfarction 02:18, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If we already have Rolling_your_head_on_the_keyboard why do we need two of them?--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:37, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg GHgdbfhjdbvhjdgciduahciudschniduzchnijxkThisisstupidiruydhgsbcdvhbcubhj--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 01:31, July 08 2010 UTC
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My vampiric cabbage could do better! Except this one actually has a decent title, unlike some of the others... but they should all go! But this one is cute. It really is... it should be kept. No! Deleted! No! AAARGH! *flees* ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 04:41 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Count of Monkey Crisco told the truth. There're Rolling_your_head_on_the_keyboard and others. Grue Jammy.gif Grue is coming to you! Be careful!19:22, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Fuck tradition. This is exactly why I celebrate Festivus. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:42, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Delete. A Festivus miracle this is not. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest.PNG 17:06 EST 8 July, 2010
  7. Delete. I thought the second paragraph was really up there with the best comic writers active today but the rest was crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:45, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. How many of these would be considered too many? --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:59, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

  1. Are there any more? The one up for VFD is the only one I knew of. But they've both been around for a long long time, and have their followers and people camping in the parking lot. Aleister 00:13 8 7 MMX
Have you checked out EBG13? I'm sure there's more, but they'd tend to fall through rational search filters due to their lack of actual words.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:48, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
That one's not random. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:12, 9 July 2010
Yet your sense of humor will never know the difference. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:49, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • OK, that looks clear. Keepted. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:23, Jul 12

🔒 Sophia Dollars H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Meh. Maybe the mention of the Goa Tse stuff should be deleted, but otherwise it can stay. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 4 July 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep Actually I really like this article. A definite keep. --Some Idiot 08:42, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs editing and a name change, but where else are we going to find a page about Uncy currency complete with pics? Someone edit this, namechange it, and whoola! Aleister 22:52 5 7
    Did an edit sweep, removed first person and most stupid content, changed name to "Sophia Dollars", and enlarged the pics which are the only real good thing about the page. Aleister 2:21 6 7
    Bit short, dontcha think?
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Still, seems decent now. Couldn't be arsed to check the history and see what it was, mind... but besides the shortness I kind of like it. Ish. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 04:49 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per Al -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest.PNG 17:28 EST 8 July, 2010
  6. Keep Fuck you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:01, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 00:11 Jul 04, 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Counterfeit humour. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:35, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Skinfan13. To me, the first-person approach is fatal: author is writing about himself. The shooped photos of banknotes are fun and should be revived in some real article. Spıke Ѧ 12:10 4-Jul-10
    Aleister again resolves my complaint--but through manic subtraction. What's left is largely a vehicle for the illustrations. Can this article actually acquire a theme? Spıke Ѧ 02:28 6-Jul-10
  3. Delete. Pointless. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:15, Jul 5
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Inherently flawed concept, bad tone, bad jokes, etc. Those are the three issues here.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 11:44, July 05 2010 UTC
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Bullshit We don't need your fucking money. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:30 PM 7/9/10
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Hmmm. I like the pictures, I like the article concept, but I'm not liking the presentation. The first person appraoch is annoying and the title is a little unrelated and boring, but there are little bits of good here... Can't decide one way or another. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:52 EST 4 July, 2010
  • More people are wrong than right about this after a week. Keepterised. I still think it's pointless though. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:20, Jul 12

🔒 One day H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. It's mildly funny in places, it rambles in others, but at least it's got a theme. But I don't care what you think of Christianity or childhood obesity. Spıke Ѧ 11:40 3-Jul-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep I've made some improvements and I think it's good enough to survive--Some Idiot 08:42, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
    It can't be ICU'd because it was created three years ago; ICU is for new articles. Just sayin. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:47, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
  3. If Falcon went to the trouble to save it, I'll swing my vote. Maybe a little more work would fix it even betterest. Aleister 22:58 5 7
    Hey, I've got a nickname now! Falcon... I like it! --Some Idiot 01:20, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:27, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gay. Stupid. Ridicules. Delete.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:57, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One day this will be VFD'ed. Aleister 12:04 3 7
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. One day is all a mayfly has. Just think of that if you read this again. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:29, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a list of random things that fit a too broad category. This makes it meaningless in the end. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:56, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Made some improvements, check them out if you want... --Some Idiot 09:01, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Narrandera‎‎

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Towncruft about how much this town is stupid, full of sheep, and how the people suck. A list at the bottom. No funny.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 11:24, July 10 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Ugh Worse than Kirk- I forget the rest. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:35 PM 7/10/10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Drugs. Drunks. Losers. Say something new! and say it without obscenity--not that I mind it, but it is not humor when your article has no other. And "The middle of fucking no where"? Can't be--that's where I am. And you. Spıke Ѧ 23:43 10-Jul-10
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  —Pelozurian (talk) 07:53, 11 July 2010 (UTC)
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HowTo:Disprove God's Existence

Score: 5
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  1. Delete. Dead end article, not very funny, seemingly unfinished and unedited since June. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:29, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. I'm an atheist, but this article clearly doesn't love up to its title. Poorly written and unfinished. Saberwolf116 22:22, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How to vote delete on this article: Step 1. Open your eyes. Step 2. Think.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:35, July 10 2010 UTC
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I welcome ridicule of the Catholic Church--but this is a ranting bash. Spıke Ѧ 22:52 10-Jul-10
  5. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. May Odin have mercy upon you. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:08 PM 7/10/10
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Kirk Hallam

Score: 4
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  1. Delete. Fun fact: my mum used to teach here when I was a kid. Other fun fact: this stubby little towncruft article sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:44, Jul 9
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gang rape? "A long feud...since the dawn of time"? Article has nothing real and specific to say about the place, except to list certain residents by name. Spıke Ѧ 13:09 9-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg lol this towneee is ghey lol--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:38, July 10 2010 UTC
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg shithole --Wilytank 22:51, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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PoP Squad

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 21:46, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg "Am I rambling enough?" Author is doing nothing but. Spıke Ѧ 23:23 9-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Swaggering anti-pop article written very poorly. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:33 PM 7/9/10
  4. Delete...and out. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:41, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Dr. Shane the Magnificent

Score: 6
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  1. Delete. If 'taint vanity, 'tis random bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:19, Jul 9
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. But t'is. From its nonsense beginning, to its conclusion, "He mistook me for a corpse and buried me. The creep"--article makes no effort to give the reader anything to relate to. Cocaine-fed editing. Spıke Ѧ 13:21 9-Jul-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. What an incoherent pile of BUTT POOP! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:21 PM 7/9/10
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:31, 9 July 2010
  5. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Random and incoherent. Saberwolf116 16:56, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ramble..ramble..randumbo..abusing a reader..ramble..laughing at my own jokes...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:54, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
    I find it disturbing that you don't think people should laugh at their own jokes... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:36, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Dwarf Fortress

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  1. Delete. Pretty much drivel. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:17, Jul 9
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Stupified --Wilytank 12:22, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" This is poor gamecruft. Also, if the subject is actually a game using ASCII text instead of graphics, it's probably obsolete by two decades. Article begins with a quote, supposedly from the reader, on the reader's reaction, setting the stage for an article about the article. Spıke Ѧ 13:16 9-Jul-10
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  That first quote rules, though. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:42, 9 July 2010
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I will be forever baffled why people want to write bollocks about a general bollocky subject anyway. Double waste of time and effort. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:33, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE!  Huzzah! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest.PNG 15:37 EST 9 July, 2010
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Scarfing

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs a good edit but has been around on the site for last five years. Not saying it's brilliant or particularly something I find that good - but I still don't think it has to take the long walk. I see it was primarily the work of a user called 'Wonder Woman' - so if it is a bit pervy, perhaps it could be taken into care by someone who wants to rewrite this and updating it with a David Carradine joke. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:48, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. United 175.JPG ...?????? Saberwolf116 02:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can see the author winking at me. Or himself. Spıke Ѧ 02:21 6-Jul-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I have no idea what I just read but I'm sure I'm not better off for having read it. --—John Lydon 15:38, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE!  no redeeming value. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest.PNG 17:21 EST 8 July, 2010
  5. Delete. I have no idea what's going on. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:55, Jul 9
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🔒 Herodotus H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg No wait! I'll rewrite this one for Conservation Week! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 5 July 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Socky. Aleister 22:49 5 7
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Change to keep Per Socky's rewrite. Saberwolf116 00:25, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Great writer, unfunny article. Saberwolf116 00:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

  1. Delete. Crap. Unless Romartus plans to rewrite it right now, a blank slate is probably better than this. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:17, Jul 5

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Book burning time. --Wilytank 22:33, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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🔒 Evil Jesus H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (7)
  1. For Reverted back to Nov. 29, '007 Tom Mayfair edit. This page was created and worked on by Zim and other established users, and guarded for a time by them before the IP's took it. Needs some cleanup, and chucking Chuck Norris, but putting it up and then quickly adding the numbers up and it's gone (sob) before Zim wakes up from his hangover, makes me fear for anything that doesn't have a feature tag on it. Aleister 13:22 30 6 MMX
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. From Spike's logic, none of the Jesus articles should exist. I've seen worse ones. I thought this one was mildly pretty amusing. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:23 AM 6/30/10
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There's enough good stuff in here. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:58, 30 June 2010
    Did an edit sweep and a revert to a 2007 version after 5 no votes were on the board. Please take another look. It's not Gone With The Wind but probably not VFDable. Aleister 23:54 1 7 MMX
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Alison.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 02:43, July 02 2010 UTC
  5. Keep. I'm stunned. A Jesus article that's not total shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:18, Jul 2
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg All right. (Formerly Delete.) Give Aleister the Save. Still too much scolding and instruction. Spıke Ѧ 12:20 2-Jul-10
    You're right, scolding and instruction from the original, a good lesson from SPIKE. Now lessened or huffed. Al 13:12 2 7
  7. eh. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:42, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More amazingly dull Jesuscruft. If deleted it should be removed from {{Unwanted Jesii}} as well. —Pelozurian (talk) 10:15, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
    Merge {{Unwanted Jesii}} with {{Jesii}}? Or does that involve value judgements about what is unwanted? Spıke Ѧ 12:02 30-Jun-10
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Essentially another extemporaneous ramble about a made-up character. Needs a point or a theme. Spıke Ѧ 12:00 30-Jun-10
  2. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 12:34, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Started out as a keeper but quickly turned into an unpolished turd with all the lists and randomness. Besides there are plenty of articles on Jesus. Do we really need to keep one like this? --—John Lydon 16:11, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg No EVil Jesus is the Anti Christ stupid. GEt your facts right.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:30, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Titanic of Turds...until the next one steams into view. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:33, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. I did some heavy surgery on the page, and then added in some fluids and antibiotics. Aleister 1:55 1 7 MMX
  • Looks like this is a keeper. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:46, Jul 9

🔒 Protein H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not bad enough either. Interesting, in fact. Aleister 10:10 30 6 MMX
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Plenty bad--was it sporked from Wikipedia, or is the author just a nerd?--but easily saveable. One theme might be an article full of double entendres, with protein as a euphemism for semen. Spıke Ѧ 13:02 30-Jun-10
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Inoffensive and easily salvageable. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:41, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Naw, just not good anough--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 09:10, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Die I felt like I was back in tenth grade biology class with that dirty teacher who always got to close to my danger area. I didn't like that. --—John Lydon 16:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:40, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete Just bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:26, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Antitein--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:30, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • It's so dumb, yet it made me laugh... oh, the horror. I haven't the heart to vote either way. O_o *runs in terror* ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 04:53 (UTC)
  • Nothing clear after over a week - keepticated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:48, Jul 9
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