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A wizard did it

Keep	Fuck you Cajek. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 13 July 2009 (UTC) Keep Useful for explaining things. *Orian57* Talk 20:42 13 July 2009 Keep It has been featured you know... kinda. Now whoever did that? Mr N Fork you! 20:44, Jul 13 Keep Cajek. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:51, 13 July 2009 (UTC) Keep this or I'll turn you into a newt!Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:59, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Stupid. Le Cejak • <20:33 Jul 13, 2009>
Comments	Cajek Mr N Fork you! 21:28, Jul 13

Bette Davis

Keep	Keep and Rewrite I'll take this one on. She deserves better that this balloon knot of an article. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:33, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. so random i have no idea what this is. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:04, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept PP is sorting it. Sue me. Mr N Fork you! 17:42, Jul 13

Canadian Idiot

Keep
Delete	Delete. Oh jeez. Albumcruft? 2005cruft? Listcruft? It's all here, folks. It may have been created by insertwackynamehere way back when, but as far as I can see it's another example of "good in 2005 =/= good now". The history doesn't yield any gold either. Any objections to this going? --UU - natter 11:45, Jul 8 delete. it was a decent stub by 2005 standards, but it's become really crufty. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:01, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Now this has always sucked. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:18, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Club to death as per RDB. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:29, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. While the article is shit, I think if someone would remove the true junk and polish what's left a little bit, there might be a semi-decent stub left. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Lewis Hamilton

Keep	Keep Did a big revert, and cleaned out some crap. Think this is better than nothing now... Mr N Fork you! 00:33, Jul 9 weak keep. hm, looks better now. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:57, 9 July 2009 (UTC) lol funee -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:53, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:53, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. I don't like it, but I can see how some people could. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 11:49, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A not good article. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 00:14, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Agreed pillow talk 00:18, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Delete 'His name contains exactly the same amount of letters as Luke Skywalker' mAttlobster. (hello) 17:44, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N Fork you! 16:22, Jul 11

Plano, Texas , ,

Keep	Keep. Wikipedia confirms its existence. Big enough for niche-notability. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 03:57, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Per TFK. Mr N Fork you! 19:58, Jul 6 My girlfriend in my freshman year of college was from Plano, Texas. She was out of her fucking mind. Anyway, there's like two hundred fifty thousand people there. It's the size of Reno. And we have an article on University of Nevada, Reno. Which isn't a great article, but its section on athletics is top-notch. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, stay off my fucking lawn. pillow talk 20:11, 6 July 2009 (UTC) I found some bits funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:33, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. It needs to be sliced open on an operating table and given a bunch of new organs, but I can see the potential. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 11:52, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Local town that may as well not exist. Cleaned up quite a bit of vanity and cruft, but what's leftover is simply random and local humor. -RA HB 16:39, 5 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:20, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I think for any small town/city to be kept - they should at least have some interest outside their immediate area. eg. somewhere like Waco (or is that going to be renamed Wacko after Michael Jackson ?--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 06:44, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Comment, just to be clear here, the size of the city or whether I've heard of it or not is hardly a reason to delete. The reason to delete is the content, which I think is really not good. -RA HB 06:16, 7 July 2009 (UTC) No, it isn't good, but I don't think it's so awful that we can't just let the editorial process deal with it. pillow talk 18:03, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you!** 16:26, Jul 11

Template:Reqphoto

Keep
Delete	Delete. Redundant template, no longer in use since that AAP thing came around, or whatever it's called. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 19:35, 4 July 2009 (UTC) Delete, but see my comment below for further instructions. --Pentium5dot1 t ~^_^~c 23:08, 4 July 2009 (UTC) delete. it's on 3 talk pages, and hasn't been added in over a year. seems redundant. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:10, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	{{AAP}} is intended to be placed directly on the article, while {{reqphoto}} is designed to be placed on the corresponding talk page. Do we need such a template for talk pages? If so, then consider creating {{AAP-talk}} using wording derived from {{AAP}}. --Pentium5dot1 t ~^_^~c 23:08, 4 July 2009 (UTC) It's still used on a few pages... Mr N Fork you! 07:38, Jul 5 suggest the template be reqill - i.e. require illustration (i.e. photo, painting,drawing, sticky finger etchings etc). --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 10:19, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Changing to abstain. Note: To see the names that Wikipedia uses for image request templates, see wikipedia:Category:Image request templates. --Pentium5dot1 t ~^_^~c 18:52, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Abstain. I wouldn't mind if people used this template. —Sir Socky** (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:22, 6 July 2009 (UTC) I cannot bring myself to care. pillow talk 22:00, 6 July 2009 (UTC) I personally think it should be moved to Reqimage instead of photo or ill. Dylanlip (talk) 21:01, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:51, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Reasons why people create articles with horribly long titles for no apparent reason, hoping somebody will randomly stumble upon it and remark on the length of the title, but then forget about it in five minutes later because their gay granny had a seizure ,, ,,

Keep	Again. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:34, 8 July 2009 (UTC) keep. it needs a little cleanup, but the baking a cake section was nice. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:54, 9 July 2009 (UTC) keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:49, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Obvious Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:53, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. It's a one-line joke that's already been done a number of times but it's been fleshed out with a bundle of nothing. Redemption cometh in the form of a bulldozer. --Pup 22:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC) ~~I couldn't even bring myself to read it. pillow talk 23:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)~~
Comments	Changing to abstain. I don't like it very much, but upon actually reading it, at least it's coherent. pillow talk 00:16, 9 July 2009 (UTC) The Moral of the Story: Read things before you vote for them! smacks with newspaper -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 00:19, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Kept. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 05:01, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

International "Take a Scientologist to Work!" Day

Keep
Delete	delete. NRV if i've ever seen it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:06, 7 July 2009 (UTC) delete Now that's what VFD noms should be like. Total pants. Mr N Fork you! 07:20, Jul 8 Delete. Shite. --UU - natter 08:34, Jul 8 EPIC MEH. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:31, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Scrap -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 05:28, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Stupidity

Keep
Delete	Delete ??? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:24, 10 July 2009 (UTC) delete. only appears on Violent and Stupid. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:27, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Nobody will miss this template. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:43, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 17:56, Jul 10 'Delete This article is pure STUPIDITY'mAttlobster. (hello) 18:10, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
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Green Day

Keep	Keep. Rewrite or colonise - this will return, and return in far worse form. It needs hefty improvement, but how about having a word with Guildy and setting one of his UnWhateveritis mob on it? --UU - natter 12:02, Jul 8 This is one of the first articles that I ever read here. I still think it's funny. Why? Beats the hell out of me. I don't even like the band anymore, and it certainly is crap compared to, uh........whatever most of you think is good stuff (I really don't read jack on this website, to be quite honest with you all). So, yeah. I dig it. Cuz I'm stupid. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:43, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Don't be silly. It's got thousands of edits.Mr N Fork you! 23:05, Jul 8 Sorry, I was voting on the quality of the article. My mistake. (THIS IS SARCASM!!! I am employing sarcasm as my low paid bitch.)mAttlobster. (hello) 11:26, 9 July 2009 (UTC) The quality of the article at which version? Mr N Fork you! 12:23, Jul 9 How about the one that's there now. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:33, 9 July 2009 (UTC) In fact how about any of the 1000's of versions Mr Clever-remark. Actually I'm going to leave in a huff, this whole process is a big pile of cock these days -not like the glory days...those...beautiful sunny afternoons spent deleting based on the quality of an article. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:44, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. This could be far worse. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:22, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Strong Rewrite This may suck, but it's one of those pages that everyone goes and looks for because they're such a big band. The page has well over 1000 edits sence march 05, and If it gets deleted, random people will just recreate it to just the same crappy crap it is now. The only way to fix that is to get it featured probably, or damn near close. Plus, its not all suck. Also, I've just summed up everything that everyone has said before me, BUT IT MATTERS NOT! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:28, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete None of it is at all funny. The concept established in the introduction is quickly forgotten and then deteriorates into what I can only describe as nothing. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:33, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Purple tights I don't think there is much of quality in this piece, either, and I've been struggling to work out a way to improve it short of a direct nuclear strike. I do like the Wikipedian idiot image, but nothing in the rest of it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
Comments	Kept Mr N Fork you! 00:54, Jul 11

UnNews:Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps

Keep	keep. old joke, sure. but it wasn't old last august, when this was created. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:28, 9 July 2009 (UTC) keep. I think I would like it better if it were brettfarvebrettfarvebrettfarvebrettfarve, but this is good parody. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:47, 9 July 2009 (UTC) OptimusChris: all unnews older than a month outlive their uselessness. Can we all just agree not to delete any UnNewses ever again? -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 01:13, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Obvious Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:46, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. No point deleting old UnNews like this. --UU - natter 12:09, Jul 10 Keep I laughed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Old joke. LOL MICHAEL PHELPS S00 FUNY Dylanlip (talk) 15:24, 9 July 2009 (UTC) *Delete. Sorry Sys, but this has outlived it's usefullness. Now it's just another AAAAAAA type article. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:04, 9 Jul
Comments	Comment This is the 20th active nom. 2 noms here are inactive. No banstick please. Dylanlip (talk) 15:24, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Actually, it's the 19th. Should I ban you for not being able to count? --UU - natter 15:48, Jul 9 It was the 20th when I first posted it. Dylanlip (talk) 16:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC) TKF Good point and fair enough. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:04, 10 Jul Kept Mr N Fork you! 17:42, Jul 10

Sauron

Keep
Delete	delete. slogged through the history for a while but couldn't find anything decent. delete & redirect to the far, far, far, far, far superior Lord Sauron. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:29, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. And redirect, per Gerry. --UU - natter 08:38, Jul 8 “That fucking prick...I forged the One Ring to spy on little boys and this bastard steals it and starts yelling about how he's going to use it to "rule them all". All he's ever going to rule is my foot up his ass!” -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:12, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. And redirect, per Gerry. Mr N Fork you! 15:52, Jul 9 Redirect! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed & Redirected Mr N Fork you! 17:48, Jul 10

Homer Simpson

Keep
Delete	Delete + redirect to Homer. I see nothing worth merging. Mr N Fork you! 14:06, Jul 9 delete. blech, Homer is pretty worthless as well. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:13, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Homer Simpson is some sort of yellow dog shit formed to look like a human. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:44, 10 July 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! and redirect to Doh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:51, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Redirect to The Simpsons? Get rid, anyway. --UU - natter 12:12, Jul 10
Comments	you're treading in dangerous lands, increasing the number of noms to 21 while some are inactive. or you would be, if you couldn't just unblock yourself. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:17, 9 July 2009 (UTC) That's 19 active noms right? Maybe I need my glasses... Mr N Fork you! 14:24, Jul 9 yup, 2 are deleted. just seems weird to see the table of contents go up to 21, you can almost hear the banstick whistling through the air...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Deleted and redirected to Homer. --UU - natter 14:53, Jul 10

The Legendary White Teletubby

Keep
Delete	Delete. The epitimy of useless, random drivel. Dylanlip (talk) 11:57, 9 July 2009 (UTC) ballsack. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:12, 9 July 2009 (UTC) I wanna fuk him. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:48, 10 July 2009 (UTC) Ballsack. --UU - natter 12:21, Jul 10 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I like that part about "Eho" though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:51, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Bob "Two-thumbs" McGinty

Keep	keep. there's some surprisingly keepable stuff in there. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:55, 6 July 2009 (UTC) keep Random, and very funny. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:46, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Needs cleanup and so forth, but got a chuckle. --UU - natter 08:24, Jul 8
Delete	EXTERMINATE! Who? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:53, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Not related to the song Paddy McGinty's goat .--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 21:00, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H** 21:44, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	One week. Draw. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Scooby Doo

Keep	Keep. It could use a steamroller, but not a full delete. It'll only come back even crappier than before. I personally suggest Colonization. Dylanlip (talk) 11:09, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. The older versions in the history are not too shabby, actually. It just needs someone with more patience than me to sift through, pick out the best one, revert it all the way back, and it'll be OK. --UU - natter 11:15, Jul 9 ...such as MrN, for instance... --UU - natter 15:09, Jul 9 Keep Mr N Fork you! 14:48, Jul 9 eh, keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:11, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Ugh. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 07:33, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Scooby dooby do. Also, kept. Nigger. Mr N Fork you! 07:48, Jul 10

Category:Things that always know where the jungle is and don't break into people's houses or talk

Keep	Keep. A category with a name that's random drivel seems appropriate for pages that are random drivel. pillow talk 23:26, 8 July 2009 (UTC) I object! —Flutter Tuwoolookie! \| My History \| Brute! 04:46, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Useless category filled with random drivel. Dylanlip (talk) 17:18, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC) I was actually gonna make asinine categories my new crusade. Damn you Dylanlip! -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:35, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. WTF? --UU - natter 10:21, Jul 9 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:37, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Delete I hate useless categories almost as much as useless templates. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:06, 9 Jul Delete. Mr N Fork you! 16:09, Jul 9
Comments

IRC Wars (video game)

Keep
Delete	Delete. /me takes tin opener to large can of worms. ZOMG Mooses, Uncyc history, keep keep keep. Pfft. Vanity. If we deleted TYATU (rightly), this should follow it. QDB it, if you want, but not a mainspace article, surely. --UU - natter 13:34, Jul 8 delete. i can't see how the 'vanity' argument can be refuted. it certainly doesn't belong in the mainspace. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:44, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Who are these people? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. And ban all the accounts mentioned so this doesn't happen again. pillow talk 23:27, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Vanity. Put a copy in each of the respective folks' userspaces for posterity, then burn it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:08, 9 Jul
Comments

Windows MarioRed & SonicBlue

Keep
Delete	Delete. A not not not good article -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 00:30, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Stupid concept, doesn't make any sense. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 07:34, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Fuckawful. --UU - natter 10:26, Jul 9 Delete. This gives rubbish a bad name ! Atrocious...--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 10:37, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Umm... what? Dylanlip** (talk) 11:11, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Category:Marblefluss

Keep
Delete	Delete. Why does this still exist? Dylanlip (talk) 20:58, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Last edit by user Marblefluss March 2008 - I doubt this is likely to be used again, and if it is then it can be re-created. --Pup 22:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Although honestly I think this would be appropriate for QVFD. No content... just... leftover shit left over from some shit or some shit like that. pillow talk 23:22, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Could probably have gone on QVFD as an effectively unused vanity category. Deleted, anyway. --UU - natter 10:23, Jul 9

Halowarz

Keep	Strong keep. I liked it. Dump the templates at the start, change it to an UnTweet or some other format, kill the section edits, fix the spelling, and it has some small promise. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs) What is it about this page that makes me forget to sign? --Pup 23:13, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Weak keep. I don't think it's funny, but I feel like there's a joke in there that somebody might get. Plus, no one is going to say "I can believe this wiki has a shitty article on Halowarz!" If this was in a more mainstream place, I'd want it deleted, but as it stands... eh... I think it can stay. pillow talk 23:25, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	D1337 this shit sucks. probably writen by a 12 year old, and strait suck. In conclusion, Penis Penis Penis. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:28, 8 July 2009 (UTC) delete. i spy an improper ICU removal. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:40, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Well spotted Gerry. I'm sorry to those who voted keep, but I'm not going to allow people to abuse the ICU system and get away with it. If the author wants it back they can contact me. Mr N Fork you! 14:47, Jul 9

Golden Balls

Keep
Delete	delete. unworthy stub. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:42, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Ha ha, what the hell? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Garbage. Dylanlip (talk) 17:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC) "The game was rated the 3/4 second but not yet third (that would have to be 4/4 second) worst game show." SPEAK ENGLISH. pillow talk 23:21, 8 July 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Bye bye baddie! —Flutter Tuwoolookie! \| My History \| Brute! 04:51, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	OMG VFD is at 20!!!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:42, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Not anymore! :p Dylanlip (talk) 17:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Blue balls

Keep
Delete	delete. wandering, random...cerealcruft? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:33, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Shitballs. Again. --UU - natter 13:38, Jul 8 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:03, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 18:02, Jul 8 ...the fuck? pillow talk 23:28, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Golf balls

Keep
Delete	delete. terribly random, terribly formatted, terribly imageless, terribly everything. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:27, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Shitballs. --UU - natter 13:36, Jul 8 Golf balls are white. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:05, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. pillow talk 23:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Lets try again... Mr N Fork you! 23:48, Jul 8
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That thing that if you consume it, it will kill you

Keep
Delete	delete and a hearty WTF. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:08, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. ICU escapologist, could possibly have been QVFD'd as such. However it is irredeemable wibble. --UU - natter 13:20, Jul 8 One of the most incoherent pieces of shit that I have ever seen. ballsballsballsballsballsballsballs Michael Jackson. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:09, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Michael Jackson is a pedophile. I'm not entirely sure whether that statement is true. However, I am sure of one thing: it is not funny. pillow talk 23:19, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 23:53, Jul 8
Comments

Buster Hymen

Keep
Delete	Delete. Crap. Random, unfunny, short, namedroppy crap. Get rid. --UU - natter 11:36, Jul 8 !rekcuf-rehtom eiDNazism followed by Halo - nope. (Now how do you do that signing name thingy again?)--Pup 12:12, 8 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:58, 8 July 2009 (UTC) haw haw -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:55, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 18:13, Jul 8
Comments

Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia: It sucks

Keep
Delete	Delete. It was already huffed before. Stupid one-liner that was brought back. Dylanlip (talk) 20:48, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Woops. It only appears to still exist. Sorry! Dylanlip (talk) 20:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Template:Really Random Sighting

Keep	~~Hell no. It's one of my favorites. And we can always use more Elvis in this site. Always. ~ 14:18, 7 July 2009 (UTC)~~ Hang on, I'm an idiot. I meant {{Really random sighting}}. If you nominate that I'll castrate you. ~ 14:26, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. this seems rather unnecessary. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:14, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Rather. ~ 14:26, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Scrape -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 20:48, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Really shite. --UU - natter 08:36, Jul 8 Delete. Mr N Fork you! 18:06, Jul 8
Comments	note: not to be confused with Template:Really random sighting, which is quite good. this one is shit, and as far as i can tell, not Elvis-related. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:25, 7 July 2009 (UTC) I'll still castrate you though. I'd been looking for an excuse to do that for years. ~ 14:26, 7 July 2009 (UTC) i actually started researching {{Really random sighting}} after stumbling upon the bigfoot version with the intent to VFD it, but instead discovered its awesomeness. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:31, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Deleted. MadMax 18:09, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Category:People, people who need people

Keep
Delete	Delete. Useless category. Dylanlip (talk) 17:18, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. MadMax 17:59, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Wikipedia Art

Keep
Delete	Delete. Facts detected? Yeah, and no bloody funny. I'd have ICU'd this bugger, but as it missed that fate, can we get rid of it here, please? --UU - natter 11:14, Jul 8 Delete 5 seconds into it and I've worked out that this is a couple of guys out of arts school who have been trying to make a name for themselves using Wikipedia and have been booted off there so coming over here for a home. Boot away! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs) Delete As soon as possible!--SunnyChow 11:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC) speedy delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:55, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 15:16, Jul 8
Comments

07798

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Delete	delete. this seems pointless. a google search turns up...this page. if i've missed the joke, please enlighten me. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:37, 7 July 2009 (UTC) delete My mobile number starts with 07798. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:18, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Extremely pointless "disambig" page. --UU - natter 08:40, Jul 8 Delete. Mr N Fork you! 15:17, Jul 8
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The Land Before Time

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Delete	Delete. More unfunny crap. Nothing redeemable here. Just a bunch of random drivel. Dylanlip (talk) 18:36, 4 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. lol sex so funny -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 16:44, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Chunky and Junky. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 06:59, 6 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:08, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Delete*. Crap. --UU - natter 08:28, Jul 8*
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Dixie Chicks

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! "Chicks with Dicks" OMG! That's so funny! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:43, 4 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. A smelly one..bin it up for this week's collection. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 10:24, 5 July 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:56, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Omigod! This is HILARIOUS! ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC) delete. Mr N Fork you!** 07:22, Jul 8
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Gustav Holst

Keep	Keep. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 21:53, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Got a giggle from me so I added a pic. Mr N Fork you! 22:21, Jul 3 Keep. It looks a lot more decent to me now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:16, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	~~EXTERMINATE! This page is crap. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:27, 1 July 2009 (UTC)~~ delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:02, 2 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Not really much of anything. Sounds like the writer was forced to study it or play it which might explain the bile. !--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 07:17, 3 July 2009 (UTC) I, TDM, support the deletion of this carp Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:51, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Not good. mAttlobster.** (hello) 17:50, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	No clear consensus, kept.

Vice City

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! EPIC FAIL! more facts than jokes.{{User:Thomasfan666)
Comments	Keep'd. Nominator withdrew, no other votes, no VFD tag on page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Keebler Elves

Keep	Keep. You seem to be confusing "stagnant joke" with "running theme". -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 19:21, 4 July 2009 (UTC) Keep Staircase CUN^t 01:41, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Keep because I wrote it, and while it may not be amazing it is certainly not vfd. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 02:59, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Not VFD material. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:01, 6 July 2009 (UTC) strong keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. An unfunny stub that's barely linked to, and uses the stagnant joke of referring to them as a musical group. Plus, it already failed Vfd and for some reason wasn't deleted. Put it out of it's misery. Dylanlip (talk) 17:40, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I see this has also been down for VFH before as well. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 10:22, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Uh, what? -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK** 00:47, 6 July 2009 (UTC) it failed VFD in may, was deleted, was recreated, and was rewritten by longliver who has been very active in putting effort this article. please do a little more research before nomming something being actively worked on. also, this has never been on VFH. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you! 14:07, Jul 6

World War Collectors Boxset

Keep	Yes, actually. Sidesteps much of the random humor that one would expect of a World War N article by keeping the actual wars vague and focusing on the tone of the writing. All in all a very well done article. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 19:20, 4 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. Formatting not good but otherwise a keep. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 10:23, 5 July 2009 (UTC) keep as per TKF. a rare instance where a lack of details is beneficial to the article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:58, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Keep per above comments. —Sir Socky** (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:00, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. No... just no... Dylanlip (talk) 17:30, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N Fork you! 14:10, Jul 6

Billie Joe Armstrong

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Where's the funny? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:20, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. as per socky Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:45, 3 July 2009 (UTC) I don't know who this is. Is he strong? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:13, 4 July 2009 (UTC) delete. sure enough, there's an animal rape if you look closely enough, which i don't recommend doing. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:53, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 14:51, Jul 6
Comments	Abstain. Could be moved to Green Day article if there is anything reusable..spare wheel. hubcaps, radio..--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 08:43, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Battle of New York

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Its overall quality is nonexistent. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Poor gamecruft. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 21:01, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. because it's shitty --Zarbag 21:18, 3 July 2009 (UTC) THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:47, 3 July 2009 (UTC) delete.** SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:52, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
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Barbeque Sauce

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! I'm not sure what's supposed to be funny about this. The randomness? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:30, 3 July 2009 (UTC) no Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:47, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Willie Nelson and Alexander the Great in the same article ! Oh..and barbeque sauce !--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 08:40, 4 July 2009 (UTC) delete. this might be the worst article i've ever read. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:51, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you!** 20:00, Jul 6
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Whyalla

Keep	Keep Cos it's not total shit. Mr N Fork you! 20:11, Jul 6
Delete	Delete. Even if the town were notable, the article still sucks. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:06, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. Whyalla is a medium sized town in the central-north of South Australia, inhabited entirely by left-handed Spaniard midgets. The reasons for this odd demographic distribution are unknown..Oh...and I was so looking forward to the idea behind that joke ! --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 07:14, 3 July 2009 (UTC) cockypop Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:50, 3 July 2009 (UTC) left-handed spaniard midget. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:50, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Cos it's total shit. mAttlobster.** (hello) 21:42, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
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HowTo:Keep a moron busy

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Delete	Delete. A copy of HowTo:Keep an idiot busy and an unfunny waste of space. Dylanlip (talk) 17:24, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Speedy redirectification. To that page Dylanlip mentioned, 'cause it's the eldest, and they're the same. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:28, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Absolut

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Delete	Disintegrate. Unfunny beer cruft. Saberwolf116 06:16, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Pour down the drain. However much I like beverages, this article simply lacks humour. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:07, 1 July 2009 (UTC) delete. boring. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:54, 1 July 2009 (UTC) delete because there's just nothing there. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:36, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 21:41, Jul 3
Comments	Abstain. This is certainly a weak mixture but it shows promise in perhaps more experienced hands.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 08:55, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Abstain. per above. --Mn-z** 16:09, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Axle of Evil

Keep	shrugs I actually kind of like this... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:41, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Keep It's amusing and short. I raise my hat. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:27, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Streep -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 16:19, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Keep It's almost like some kinda pun invasion or something... Worth keeping. Mr N Fork you! 21:39, Jul 3 sheep not the worst thing on VFD... Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:54, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	~~EXTERMINATE! This article is just meh. Also, 2005cruft. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:47, 30 June 2009 (UTC)~~ delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:44, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:49, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. More bandcruft. Saberwolf116 16:01, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Okay, maybe it's not as bad as I initially thought. I'm changing my vote to Abstain. It could use some more content though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:33, 30 June 2009 (UTC) NO why does this need more content??? Articles don't need to be any longer than this if they work as they are. People who pad articles out because they are deemed to be 'too short' should be fed to horses. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:59, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Abstain. Not the worst but it really is more an extended Undictionary joke. stick it there ? --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 22:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you!** 22:04, Jul 3

File:Osamacamel.jpg

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Delete	Delete. Shock image. --Docile hippopotamus 01:18, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete, not because it's shocking, but because A) Osama Bin Laden jokes are so 2002; and B) Team America jokes are so 2004. pillow talk 01:56, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. but, Modus is probably going to speedy-keep it anyway. Therefore, I decided to be italic and removed it both mainspace articles it was in. Also, its a donkey, not a camel. --Mn-z 04:31, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Hey! I remember SOADLuver! He had terrible taste, except for this, which is almost funny! Exclamation! Delete. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:52, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Delete Though TKF closed the vote apparently... I still think the image suxs. Mr N Fork you! 09:44, Jul 3 Delete TKF's gone a bit TK at Conservapedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:28, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Okay so speedy keep -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 07:07, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Some clarification: An image is an image, the guy photoshopped it and put in some work for it, and hell, since it isn't even in the mainspace anymore (nice job doing that in an attempt to delete this, mnb!) then it is especially not harming anyone. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 07:22, 3 July 2009 (UTC) WoW Hang on a second please? Um. Sorry TKF dude, but like what is going on here? This looks like a reasonable VFD vote (which was) in progress to me. Maybe the nom reason suxs, but still... I actually rather fancy voting delete myself as the image (as Modus points out) is well... Um. Pants? I can't see anywhere it could be used. If it's just for a userpage then what are we doing here? Hosting people's blogs? It's got to be useful in the mainspace (and the quality is so low it's not going to be IMO)... Shock image? No. Pants? Yes. VFD? Shall we? Mr N Fork you! 09:44, Jul 3

Catwoman

Keep	Keep. For some reason, I just burst out laughing when I saw the image. I also liked the kitten huffing references. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 15:34, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete	I usually don't like deletions, but there isn't anything redeemable about this page. Might as well let someone just start from scratch....hehehe. Get it? Scratch! She's Catwoman! Come one, you get it right! Ha! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:02, 30 June 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! However much I like Catwoman, this article is just terribly random. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Kitty litter.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 22:30, 30 June 2009 (UTC) delete.** that image freaks me out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:51, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:06, 1 July 2009 (UTC) delete 0/10 for effort. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:34, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
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Prankster Design

Keep	Keep. I actually like this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:03, 1 July 2009 (UTC) weak keep Has the germ of a good idea but breaks up into a list...--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 08:58, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Strong keep. It has enough good ideas to be kept. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 15:36, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Keep. add stub template. --Mn-z 16:07, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Keep Delist and spunk it up. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:24, 2 July 2009 (UTC) Keep Mr N Fork you!** 00:39, Jul 3
Delete	Disintegrate. Short and unfunny. Saberwolf116 22:59, 30 June 2009 (UTC) delete. or put it into intelligent design of evolution or something. but it doesn't stand on its own. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:53, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept + added {{List}} Mr N Fork you! 00:39, Jul 3

UnNews:AAAAAAAAA!

Keep	~~Keep. This doesn't bother me enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:59, 24 June 2009 (UTC)~~ Despite being a direct copy of another article? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:03, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Harmless enough. Keep. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:27 June 24 '09 'Doody -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 04:33, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Keep harmless, outside of mainspace. --Mn-z 15:42, 25 June 2009 (UTC) keep. harmless. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:33, 29 June 2009 (UTC) What's the point of deleting an UnNews? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:45, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Keep. I am vehemently opposed to the deletion of UnNews articles. Despite the plagiarism, this isn't bad enough to delete for me. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 15:27, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Disintegrate. I know we don't normally delete UnNews, but we cannot let this live in 2009. Saberwolf116 14:39, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Delete on principle. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA clones are crap. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:58, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I think there was an older UnNews or something with the same idea (which was to clone AAAAAAAAA!), so I gotta say no. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Fine. Delete and redirect to something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Hell no.- Im Not A Sunbeam 23:05, 24 June 2009 (UTC) pish. *Orian57* Talk 23:11 24 June 2009 Delete Harmless enough - but not funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 06:50, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Delete and redirect per Socky. --Pentium5dot1 t ~^_^~c 20:28, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. AAAA and the next 25 unnews articles just using one letter of the alphabet in case someone writes them .--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 22:37, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Meh. I'm abstaining now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 25 June 2009 (UTC) And in case this gets deleted, please redirect to UnNews:AAAAAA! gets mispeeled. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:49, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Close enough. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

bRitic

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! I couldn't find anything funny in here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:47, 30 June 2009 (UTC) wtf. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:47, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:55, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 15:59, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. cRaP. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 22:31, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
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Baba Yaga

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Random, lacks funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:54, 30 June 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:47, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 15:22, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 15:57, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 15:58, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. MadMax 23:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Arthur Scargill

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! No funny and terribly random. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:13, 30 June 2009 (UTC) blech. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:44, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:51, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 16:01, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. MadMax 23:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

CZW

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Delete	Disintegrate. Unfunny wrestling cruft. Saberwolf116 06:29, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Destroy--Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 06:50, 30 June 2009 (UTC) But thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's my life! --Neil Hamburger 08:32, 30 June 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:33, 30 June 2009 (UTC) egg nog. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:43, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:44, 30 June 2009 (UTC) 'Delete FOR FUCK'S SAKE! WRESTLING!??? Delete the dumb non-sport wank-fest that is the ~~sport~~ dance of wrestling from the planet. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:33, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. MadMax 23:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Town

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Delete	Disintegrate and redirect to Orian's LazyTown. Short, unfunny stub. Saberwolf116 15:23, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:46, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete per below. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:31, 29 June 2009 (UTC) delete Why redirect to LazyTown though? It's a different article entirely. *Orian57* Talk 23:14 29 June 2009 Because it has the word town in it. This is free whoring; why are you complaining? Saberwolf116 00:10, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Delete per Saberwolf.--Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 07:00, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
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Oscar Wilde/Facts

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Delete	Delete Random nonsense. I went ahead and merged with with the classic Oscar Wilde page, to contain the Wilde-cruft. --Mn-z 06:05, 29 June 2009 (UTC) kill *Orian57* Talk 13:24 29 June 2009 delete. so...many...redlinks... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:59, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 15:24, 29 June 2009 (UTC) FACT: this isn't funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:19, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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Sean Connors

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Delete	Delete. If this isn't vanity that slipped the QVFD net, then it is at least unmitigated bollocks that deserves no mercy. Either way, get rid. --UU - natter 12:47, Jun 29 Kerkill This all sucks (except the last image). MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:59, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Yeah kill it And that last picture. *Orian57* Talk 13:05 29 June 2009 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:50, 29 June 2009 (UTC) speedy delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:01, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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SuperLupo

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Delete	Delete. What? Short 'n' shit, from what I can make out. Get rid. --UU - natter 12:39, Jun 29 Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:53, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Kill *Orian57* Talk 13:08 29 June 2009 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:48, 29 June 2009 (UTC) 'delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:00, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Gtfo --Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 15:06, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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The Child Molestor Raid

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Delete	Delete. What the buggery? Doesn't seem that coherent, doesn't seem at all funny, no links, get rid. --UU - natter 12:34, Jun 29 It hurts. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 12:38, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. *Orian57* Talk 13:14 29 June 2009 Kerkill Unfunny crap. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:35, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. and move to <The Wiki Which Must Not Be Named> if its not complete bullocks. --Mn-z 13:45, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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Strikers? Are We Folk!

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Delete	Delete. Only the one edit - the day it was created in Jan '08. Only one page links to it - this one. Only one idea - not very good footy players form folk band, which is pointless in extremis and not funny. Poor execution etc etc - get rid. --UU - natter 12:19, Jun 29 Delete. Per above. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 12:33, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Maybe it's cause I'm not British (doubt it), but this isn't funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:43, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Never Mind, We're Bollocks! That line actually made me smile. The rest was just diseased. *Orian57* Talk 13:18 29 June 2009 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:42, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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Tara

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny and old vanity, maintained since 2005. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:12, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh god yes - get rid. --UU - natter 12:20, Jun 29 Delete. Random... ugly... why would we want to get rid of it? -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 12:37, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. shit obviously, but I think an article about how people sort of grow into their names (which this almost was and then really wasn't) isn't a bad idea. I mean have you ever met a Fiona who wasn't a complete cow? Or a Mike who wasn't someones best man? *Orian57* Talk 13:22 29 June 2009 Delete. --Mn-z 13:41, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Very metal

Keep	Bless. It's making fun of metal. I personally don't believe in deleting templates unless they are absolutely horrible, and this isn't anywhere near horrible. In fact, it's actually pretty funny in context. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 12:44, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Useless comment template that's twice as big as it needs to be. --Mn-z 01:56, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. If an article needs a template to inform people about how metal it is, it isn't so metal. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:58, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Kerkill No where near metal. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:02, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Vaguely plastic. --UU - natter 12:23, Jun 29 kill Fuck plastic, it's not even paper. *Orian57* Talk 13:26 29 June 2009 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:58, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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The Great Music Blandening

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Delete	Disintegrate. 2005 cruft from an IP who thought we were Wikipedia. Saberwolf116 16:26, 28 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:29, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Stubby and dull. --UU - natter 12:24, Jun 29 Kerkill Not in the least bit humorous. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:58, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Sonicwarning

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Delete	Delete comment template that only serves to clutter articles. --Mn-z 16:15, 28 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 16:22, 28 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. --UU - natter 12:25, Jun 29 Kerkill Pointlessly disturbing. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:31, 29 June 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:57, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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Kzoob

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Crap. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:57, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Kerkill They're fags or something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:59, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. how did that pass ICU? --Mn-z 15:30, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Delete mAttlobster. (hello) 22:22, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 12:26, Jun 29
Comments	Deleted. MadMax 12:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Andrology

Keep	Its a tad better what I have ever done—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:38, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Delete	EXTERMINATE! A major meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:32, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 14:35, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Something about penii. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:34, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:45, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Obviously not written by a moron but this isn't going to fly anywhere and looks sad and abandoned. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 17:23, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Delete*. Going nowhere fast. --UU - natter 12:27, Jun 29*
Comments	Deleted. MadMax 12:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

1700

Keep	Categorically against this whole "genocide". ~ 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC) As per the jew. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) As per the cabalists. -RA HB 22:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Yah. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009 What they done said. Out of every article purge that has appeared on VFD, this is by far the easiest to fix. I was actually thinking of fixing a few of them up myself until I got distracted by, y'know, real life. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Per my new stance on this site. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:26, 24 June 2009 (UTC) This 'genocide' won't work anyway—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:49, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Strategic Keep cleanup would be too hard. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC) TRAITOR! Knew you'd buckle! mAttlobster. (hello) 18:47, 25 June 2009 (UTC) We don't need anything missing from the timeline. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (19:11 06-26-2009)
Delete	Kerkill "1712 The letter e is murdered by i, who is jealous of e's relationship with a. e is later resurrected, along with the number 7 and bell-bottom pants. 7 later ate 9, thus increasing his strength, and took revenge on whomever killed him." Really? That is just stupid... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:37, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate as per timeline genocide. Saberwolf116 17:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete, -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:52, 23 Jun Delete. per genociding time lines. --Mn-z 18:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009 Delete It's not genocide it's getting rid of unfunny shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:30, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Agreed. Random unfunny. Perhaps this concept can be brought back one day. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 21:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	This is just me further elaborating why the timeline needs to be huffed (other than the exceptions which have already been pointed out): The timeline is no doubt one of the most popular sections of the site (Well, that what this page claims. See how eight or so of the articles in the timeline are in the top 500?) which means it is likely to be one of the first things people see when they come here. If I were a noob and one of these pages was the first thing I see, I'd think either, "Hey, this site likes my random jokes about celebrities and Pokemon! I'm gonna edit a bunch of pages to have this stuff!", or, "What the hell?! This site is for stupid middle schoolers who just say poorly thought out jokes about penises and Paris Hilton or who steal all their jokes from Family Guy and South Park without being funny! I mean, Family Guy is a good show (not so much South Park, though), but these fucking kids ruin it! Also, CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT FUNNY!". So this is either a festering ground for unfunny memes which leak out to the rest of the site or a deterrent for potential readers/editors that we want. A rewrite of these articles won't be done, or at least won't be done with any of what is there, so why not delete it? Guild may be interested in writing a brief history of time (Damn Stephen Hawking and his running over of people's cats!), which can replace the timeline. Okay, that's all I have to say... I rest my poorly worded case. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:27, 23 June 2009 (UTC) I agree. I also think if somebody has put honest hard effort into an article then maybe it should be treated more sympatherically. These timeline articles have no care taken on them. Just random people spewing a quick random, badly conceived spunk puddle. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:07, 23 June 2009 (UTC) The reason these pages appear so high on that list is because pretty much any article with a number for a title redirects to its respective year on the timeline. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009 It should also be noted that deleting the entire timeline will create exactly 2,255 broken redirects. Rather you than me clearing those up! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:10, 23 Jun 2009 Why not just delete all the content from these articles but leave the year headings. Then have an Uncyclopedia History Week where all are encouraged to fill them in. mAttlobster. (hello) 06:43, 25 June 2009 (UTC) I'd suggest a pruning more than total deletion. There might be some content that makes sense. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Let's at least get a celebrity to do the pruning. I'm thinking Sting. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:50, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:25, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

1000 AD - 1699 AD

Keep	Categorically against this whole "genocide". ~ 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC) As per the jew. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) As per the cabalists. -RA HB 22:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Yah. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009 What they done said. Out of every article purge that has appeared on VFD, this is by far the easiest to fix. I was actually thinking of fixing a few of them up myself until I got distracted by, y'know, real life. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Per my new stance on this site. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC) This 'genocide' won't work anyway—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:49, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Strategic Keep cleanup would be too hard. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC) We don't need anything missing from the timeline. Wait, I did just say this, right? My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (19:10 06-26-2009)
Delete	Kerkill "1086 Tina Fey is born on June 31. Her twin Sarah Palin is born on June 32.", "1288 Oprah holds an international contest to see how many loyal fans can consume 6 servings of her delicious toilet logs and recommend the experience to viewers as part of her "Defication of the Month" fetish club.", and "1360 October 14 - Tom Cruise is attacked by a sofa." Yep. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:38, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate as per timeline genocide. Saberwolf116 17:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:51, 23 Jun Delete. 1696 "Matt Damon apparently invents anal sex." 1000 "some mute kid named chrono gets pulled ito saving the world by his bisexual girlfreind and the crossdressing princess. hilarity ensues when the princess accidentally commits suicide, by making her grandma gender confused, after time traveling to the cockroach king to save her." --Mn-z 18:45, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009 DELETE THis is the kind of shit that if someone new to Uncyclopedia saw, would scare them off for life. GET RID OF IT! 'The first Mac crashes in terrible explosion, causing the extinction of Pokémon' is one of the better jokes...and it's not even a joke. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:35, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete.. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 21:41, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete**. The whole timeline thing is like living in some kind of tedious "wacky" stoodent's head --Zarbag 14:51, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:24, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

∞ BC to 1 BC

Keep	Categorically against this whole "genocide". ~ 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC) As per the jew. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) As per the cabalists. -RA HB 22:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Yah. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009 What they done said. Out of every article purge that has appeared on VFD, this is by far the easiest to fix. I was actually thinking of fixing a few of them up myself until I got distracted by, y'know, real life. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Per my new stance on this site. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC) This 'genocide' won't work anyway—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:47, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Strategic Keep cleanup would be too hard. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Deja vu... anyways, We don't need anything missing from the timeline. Wait, true deja vu... My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (19:10 06-26-2009)
Delete	Kerkill Unfunny, poorly written, stupid, cruft-filled, and idiotic. Plus, it attracts vanity. A rewrite wouldn't use anything that's there. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:23, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:40, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:45, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:49, 23 Jun Delete. this is beyond redemption. --Mn-z 18:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009 Delete This is really not very good at all is it? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:32, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 21:45, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete.** --Zarbag 14:52, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:24, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

1

Keep	Categorically against this whole "genocide". How easy it is to delete rather than to place some work and improve. Did anyone bother to look at how many pages this one links to? ~ 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC) As per the jew. I'm not a Deletionist, I'd sooner see people actually looking to improve things like this than just ditching the whole thing. Even if I've got to do it myself. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) As per the cabalists. -RA HB 22:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Yah. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009 What they done said. Out of every article purge that has appeared on VFD, this is by far the easiest to fix. I was actually thinking of fixing a few of them up myself until I got distracted by, y'know, real life. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Per my new stance on this site. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC) '1' is the golden ratio!—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:51, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Strategic Keep cleanup would be too hard. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Well, I think I've already listed valid reasons for the other nominations, I guess this one is actually just because I hate Jesus, and I'm trying to erase the part of history he existed in. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:23, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:47, 23 Jun Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:54, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. per the other reasons given. --Mn-z 18:33, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009 Delete Not the sort of thing that should be on Uncyclopedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Removal them all and leave none to reproach us afterwards. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 21:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Dexter, please don't flood them all in at once. Saberwolf116 17:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC) I'm not. VFD was just looking a bit under fed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:35, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Mordillo, if you're concerned about the number of red links that this will make then we should have This page does not exist, as it is one of the most linked to pages despite being a red link. This will just be the second most linked to red link, which probably won't last long as the broken redirects created by deleting this will be deleted quickly, lowering it to below WHotM. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC) "We should not have this page does not exist" is a total misrepresentation of Mordillo's argument. You should be ashamed of yourself! (points finger) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:57 Jun 23, 2009 Hey, I saw what looked like a concern about creating a bunch of red links so I went to the old standby of why red links aren't a problem. Or something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:59, 23 June 2009 (UTC) To those of you voting to keep the article: I would really appreciate it if you'd clarify your views and/or your concerns in the forum so we can all get an idea as to why. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 22:59 Jun 23, 2009 I knew it was too good to be true. Saberwolf116 23:00, 23 June 2009 (UTC) I think it might be possible to rewrite a completely differently, completely new timeline of some type but only after completely deleting the current mess. Trying to rewrite what's already there is a horrible, slow, process. I tried to do a spot of editing ("random"-cruffing, mostly) on the 1AD-999AD article and it was horrible and pretty-much all undone with weeks by people popping-up to say that Al Gore invented golf in 575AD. It needs to be rebuilt from the ground up. --Zarbag 14:58, 24 June 2009 (UTC) It's a little thing called a steamroller. Dylanlip (talk) 21:34, 24 June 2009 (UTC) (arbitrary outdent) If this is deleted, then all redirects to it from numbers (2, 3...) need to be retargeted to the corresponding number articles (2 (number), 3 (number)...). --Pentium5dot1 t ~^_^~c 01:22, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:22, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

0BC - 0AD

Keep	Categorically against this whole "genocide". ~ 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC) As per the jew. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) As per the cabalists. -RA HB 22:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Yah. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009 What they done said. Out of every article purge that has appeared on VFD, this is by far the easiest to fix. I was actually thinking of fixing a few of them up myself until I got distracted by, y'know, real life. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Per my new stance on this site. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC) This 'genocide' won't work anyway—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:50, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Strategic Keep cleanup would be too hard. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Unfunny, poorly written, Zac Efron is the first person mentioned followed by RuneScape, and the word etcetera. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:23, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:49, 23 Jun Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:58, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. not random enough, needs more decimal years and random anachronism. --Mn-z 18:36, 23 June 2009 (UTC) I flip-flopped again. Turns out this is only one year. --Mn-z 05:30, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009 Delete.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 21:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete The others may be needed but this one is only one year and does an appallingly poor job at it. I also don't like the idea of keeping an article not based on content when the content is QVFD quality. Can you at least read it and vote based on the contents of the article, that is the purpose of VFD. I couldn't find one funny line in it. --Sir** DJ ~ Irreverent 09:39, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Also this is the least popular of the timeline articles, so would really be the least missed. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:11, 24 June 2009 (UTC) You all realize that this is only a ONE year article just making sure everybody noticed that. And to add insult to injury, the calendar goes from 1 bc. directly to 1 ad, so this "year" was not existent. --Mn-z 15:48, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Too close. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:51, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Family Guy

Keep	Keep check for past versions next time this revision is quite decent. Protect the page. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:53, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Keep if someone cleans up that old revision a bit. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:58, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Keep. It could use a nice rewrite, but not flat-out deletion. Dylanlip (talk) 13:28, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Keep but don't protect this is probably too notable to leave deleted. (Having notable topics blank annoys causal readers, and makes it hard to find related articles.) It will only come back worse. This looks like a job for Imperial Colonization. --Mn-z 17:18, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Keep Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Revert to the DJ's version and consider for an IC. pillow talk 23:49, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. TV show bullshit, listy, unfunny, and random. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 01:41 Jun 23, 2009 Kerkill Needs to be done. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:57, 23 June 2009 (UTC) It's like one big "Meg episode" Le Cejak • <4:43 Jun 23, 2009> Delete One of these articles where a random word as the word 'Guy' put on the end. mAttlobster. (hello) 07:02, 23 June 2009 (UTC) The reverted version is just more irritating. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:33, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Fucking shite So a perfect match for all the shows after season 3 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:37, 23 June 2009 (UTC) ~~EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC)~~ Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's all so pointless . This article is screaming to be put down . --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 22:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I gotta be honest with you, I don't see how that revision is any better. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 15:02 Jun 23, 2009 Gotta agree with the rapist, I mean doctor. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:36, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Therapist Skullthumper!!!!! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Cancel - The writers don't know how to be funny and not just stupid. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:26, Jun. 26, 2009 Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:21, 28 June 2009 (UTC)