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🔒 You H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Even though this article and I have had dissagreements in the past, (see history), we still care deeply for each other, and I know deep in my heart, that he is a honest, hardworking, and HILARIOUS article, one of the few that is well written. Let him stay, and let us rekindle our love. (Chronic F*ck around syndrome) --The Indian Otaku 05:49, April 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article is plenty funny. In case we owe it to nominator to explain to him every case where Uncyclopedia mocks Brits: In this case, it is because the article was obviously written by a Brit. Nominator did edit that out, replacing it not just with a slap at Americans but polemic against Bush and a mini-rant against Wikia that has nothing to do with the theme of the article; I reverted him. Spıke Ѧ 12:23 9-Apr-13
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What he said. This article was WRITTEN by a Brit, after all. - HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 20:53, April 10, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This should be deleted for two reasons: (1) It used to mock British people at the start of the article. While I have no problem with this usually, this has no explanation for why British people are mocked. (2) It now mocks American people at the start of the article. I do not have a problem with this as it is justified by the above sentence. (3) It is offensive, rude, non-encyclopedic and claims that I (otherwise known as you) have never written an article which is false. It is not encyclopedic and is not funny please vote to delete. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb.png Scotland Flag 1.png UnS CUN VFH (talk) 11:53, April 9, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Yikes! You deleted my comment. A good place for a comment on this stuff then. You seems sensitive that what's said here in a playful manner is actually some kind of attack on you, which is far from the truth. When I said "You should be deleted for two reasons hahahahahahahaha" I was playing, which is what we do all over the place here. It's what makes this place unique among place with threads and comments, you can play lots and not offend anybody by doing so. So by being here you will develop a thick skin over time but it will be a good skin, like a baby's thumb, and when that happens you may actually find this article pretty good! Al today is the first....etc.
I didn't delete your comment it was SPIKE. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb.png Scotland Flag 1.png UnS CUN VFH (talk) 13:35, April 9, 2013 (UTC)
Sorry, Al; what I meant to delete is Scott's incorrect lecture to you not to type your comment in the Delete section. That is tolerated; so is "unencyclopedic" when it is done really well, as in this article. Spıke Ѧ 14:26 9-Apr-13

🔒 HowTo:Annoy your Teacher H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Eh, let it stay, I think if I can remember to edit it up, then it can be a good article, just someone remind me on my talk if it stays. --The Indian Otaku 05:52, April 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Puppy, I mean, Brother Indian Otaku, wants to work on it so bad that he's foaming at the mouth. Let the foam work its magic(kk). Aleister 00:47 12-3-'13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Choice of subject matter, plus never-ending list with pranks even for the list-item numbers, invites never-ending cruft from Anons. No serious work from registered users in 6 years. Spıke Ѧ 13:06 1-Apr-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:45, April 5, 2013 (UTC)
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  • The start is surprisingly not too bad. The list is pretty horrendous. Unfortunately the subject matter means it will be an IP magnet and that will create an ever expanding list of bollocks. But that intro would fit well in an article on something like HowTo: Survive school. I think there are elements of this that have potential, but not enough to vote to keep.                                • Puppy's talk page • 01:31 01 Apr 2013
  • I agree with Puppy it can be saved. Although there are huge factual inaccuracies like claiming that state schools were set up in 1977 when state schools have been with us since the Late Victorian/Edwardian Times. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb.png Scotland Flag 1.png UnS CUN VFH (talk) 12:26, April 11, 2013 (UTC)
    In context, this "inaccuracy" seems like deliberately bad scholarship rather than an attack on the cherished heritage of government schools. Spıke Ѧ 23:11 12-Apr-13
  • Alright, I went and cleaned up teh list, as per word of the almighty user:SPIKE, who won't get off my ass for making lists longer, AHEM, and it looks a tad better, and less stupid (percision baka), so see if that changes your fickle minds. --The Infinite Otaku Emperor 22:53, April 12, 2013 (UTC)
    Thank you, Denza, for reducing the list by about half. Now, not to nit-pick, but the process of cleaning up an article to survive VFD often involves correcting the red-links and not introducing a novel six-quotation-marks coding. Spıke Ѧ 23:11 12-Apr-13

The Second World War II

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. a new clone of a the article below, this one seems a bit worse. --Mn-z 17:37, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy creations." This article even has a template ({{Merge}}), for Chrissakes, to advise the reader that it isn't one. Spıke Ѧ 18:22 25-Mar-13
  3. War is unhealthy for children and other cannon fodder. General Deletion 23:27 25-3-'13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Delete this one. Keep the one above. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb.png Scotland Flag 1.png UnS CUN VFH (talk) 12:31, April 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Shall we leave the best one of these in mainspace and move it to World War II (movie)? Spıke Ѧ 18:22 25-Mar-13
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. This. You pick, but I think you already did with your voting pattern. Aleister the same as my time above

League Of Legends

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Passage makes no sense. No humour. Simply someone trying to take out his anger on Uncyclopedia about he lost this game and how much he hates it. Lack of concept, content and formating. Could be seen as vandalism or spam. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb.png Scotland Flag 1.png UnS CUN VFH (talk) 09:24, April 9, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Too new for VFD; deleted administratively. Spıke Ѧ 12:45 9-Apr-13

🔒 Pen Island H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pen Island (Penis land) should be a fun article full of double entendres that feint toward but never touch the organ. What we have is increasingly dumb digressions by kids who are giddy about writing penis jokes to strangers. When you get to the end you realize that none of it is an original comedy creation but yet another Uncyclopedia article that derives all its humor from a pre-existing meme with its own (several) websites. Spıke Ѧ 14:11 27-Mar-13 Withdrawn. Spıke Ѧ 20:35 28-Mar-13
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  • The illustrations here should be kept, but very little of the text has merit. Various IP's have made poor additions to this article that should be reverted. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 14:44, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
    I've reverted the article and done a heavy copy-edit. The initial photo, according to the summary by TheLedBalloon, seems to have been lifted from one of those other websites; the aerial photo is used at Penis and many other places; the mushrooms are also used in a page in Puppy's userspace; the chimpanzee photo was a casualty, as it never related to this article, as most of the former text didn't either. Spıke Ѧ 23:37 27-Mar-13

World War What

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. a typical wacky war. I think this might be trying to half-parody the wacky war meme, but we don't need to parody ourselves. --Mn-z 17:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only authentic humor here, the question-mark-shaped Amnesia Islands, have their own Uncyclopedia article. The only other humor here, stupid reasons to start a war, are moot as the war in question was never really started. Spıke Ѧ 18:15 25-Mar-13
  3. War, what is it good for? General Deletion 23:27 25-3-'13
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HowTo:Be a liberal

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Advocacy. Conservatives wrote this sprawling catalog of liberal fallacies, liberal failures, and liberal gaffes, replete with external links and in-line YouTube videos, and liberals vandalized it so much that the entire first screenful is now warnings to liberals and the reader. (I found it when cleaning up after our deletion of Template:Number of Maimings.) Spıke Ѧ 11:43 25-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:27, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above, but more importantly it just lacks any funny.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:35 26 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny long-winded rant. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 14:53, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
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Jesse Jackson

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Me is black, so honky stay back. This article has become a repository for racist jokes having nothing to do with Jesse Jackson (including Ebonics the way no one speaks it), other jokes having nothing to do with anything ("Abortion bill? Pay it!" is a decades-old Pope joke), and even anti-Semitism having nothing to do with Jackson's anti-Semitism. Start over. Spıke Ѧ 11:30 25-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would call this one randumbo rather than racist. --Mn-z 13:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Couldn't even read more than a few sentences, and with a glance over the page it didn't get better. Michael Jackson's dad deserves better. Aleister 13:22 25-3-'13
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HowTo:Become famous on deviantART

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I've come across this page several times, and every time I fail to see an attraction to it. Irredeemable.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:44 24 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Further to my Comment, I see we also have an article DeviantART, which gets the job done (as well as having some text resulting in users of that site setting their personal record straight). Apart from the jumbled appearance, we do not need any mediocre articles purporting to explain how to do anything, much less pursue ego, on some other website. Spıke Ѧ 17:46 24-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Advertising. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:21, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More grudge rant than funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 14:32, March 27, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Likewise 4chan; likewise Red Hot Pawn, which nominator and I repaired; or Poptropica. The great majority of Anons who contribute are doing so to act out some sort of grudge based on their time on the other site; for example, wish to be the first to warn prospective users who's who and what the site is like. But we need some kind of funny article on the most popular off-site sites. Spıke Ѧ 12:37 24-Mar-13
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment - This happens to be the very first of a long line of articles by my good friend Mr-ex777. I suggest not only deleting this particular article, but demolishing the entire building with explosives, as it is both an eyesore and a health hazard for the city. Afterwards, be sure to pave over the spot replace it with an all My Little Pony themed mall. Granted, you'll have to tolerate the increased traffic of fanatical bronies taking the place of a whimsical chocolate factory creating and selling Encyclopedia Dramatica in fun size candy bar form. Which one is the lesser nuisance to the community is irrelevant. As Spike has articulated, it all boils down to the free market. *looks up and waves at Mr-ex reading this* -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:14, Mar. 24, 2013
    Who it is written by makes no difference as to whether or not an article is worth keeping. There are articles written by myself that have been deleted as sub-par - including my very first article. Being friendly with an author doesn't change the quality of an article.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:10 24 Mar 2013
    You misunderstand. My points were: 1) This article is indeed crap, but more importantly 2) almost everything by Mr-ex777 is crap. If you care about quality, you should probably take a look at his other works. The friendly winks, jabs and in-jokes were a manifestation of the inner conflict of feeling like a douche for pointing this out. (Especially considering AE nominated my own articles one by one on VFD that one time when I was "permanently" banned.) -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 21:11, Mar. 24, 2013

🔒 Template:Number of Bans H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:43, March 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:05, March 24, 2013 (UTC)
  3. An educational roadsign. Aleister 16:12 26-3-'13
    To-wit, "Rubbish In Roadway"! Spıke Ѧ 16:37 26-Mar-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This template warns the reader not to vandalize an article. However, in practice, it seems to encourage more vandalism than it stops. Also, this template is ugly enough that adding to an article is close to vandalism in itself. --Mn-z 07:23, March 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wow. Instant ugly article. Spıke Ѧ 11:56 23-Mar-13
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  • I'm unsure. I see no benefit to this template, but don't dislike it enough to delete it. There are a couple of votes to keep however. Do any of the keep voters have a rationale behind the keep votes?                                • Puppy's talk page • 05:28 24 Mar 2013
  • Keep votes are sufficient to prevent a consensus to delete--but I'm keeping this ballot around because I too am eager to read details. Spıke Ѧ 16:37 26-Mar-13
    Category:Highly Vandalised Pages is automatically added to pages with this template. I think it is a good piece of education for anons that if they vandalize these pages, they will be banned, especially on pages that might be tempting to vandalize. Better to warn them before they vandalize then have them learn the hard way, if possible. As a n00b, I used to think twice before editing a page with this template on it. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:13, March 26, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 Category:Everything that is considered Gay in the Philippines‎ H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage and Category:Pinoy

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first is an overlong category by which a drive-by editor can tag an article with an insult as a prank. Pinoy is homie for Filipino and should be replaced by Category:Philippines (as is now done in the nav-template), as we are not all homies here. Spıke Ѧ 11:16 19-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above. --Mn-z 17:08, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
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Template:Number of Maimings

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The retarded brother of Template:Number of Bans. This has all the problems of the article below, but act goes so far as to tell the potential vandal to "go fuck yourself." --Mn-z 07:32, March 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. These two templates are an example of an editor working out a score against other editors in the text of an article; never recommended. Spıke Ѧ 11:57 23-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A template written by someone who hasn't read HTBFANJS?                                • Puppy's talk page • 02:22 23 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:17, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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Jejemon

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Look at us! We are writing leet! Spıke Ѧ 11:42 19-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 07:17, March 23, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.                                • Puppy's talk page • 02:18 23 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Irredeemably stupid and unfunny --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:45 Mar 24 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:17, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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Commonly Misunderstood Radiohead Lyrics

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:51 19 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this might be funny, if done in a youtube vid. --Mn-z 17:09, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Puppy convinces me at Comments. Spıke Ѧ 21:14 19-Mar-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Idea doesn't match the copy. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:18, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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  • I had left it to Puppy to dispose of this (in the sense of devise a disposition) but added that VFD was one promising one. Am not sure it doesn't fit in UnLyrics or UnPoetia. Spıke Ѧ 13:25 19-Mar-13
    It would be more fitting in UnLyrics, but that still wouldn't add any humour.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:20 19 Mar 2013
    Articles like this are unapologetically aimed at the Radiohead fan and are happily ignored by the rest of us without worsening Uncyclopedia. My criterion is whether that target reader finds these lyrics funny and clever. Spıke Ѧ 20:24 19-Mar-13
    I'm not a die-hard Radiohead fan, but I enjoy their first few albums. To get any of these lyrics to fit the songs takes a stretch, and even those that do aren't that funny. Smells like Nirvana by Weird Al uses a similar vehicle, but it limits to one song, and the lyrics actually makes sense. Reading through this I just get random gibberish that is barely related to the source material. I even tried to strip it down to the best example among the lot (which would have been creep imo), and even trying to stretch I'm a crepe. I'm a weird-dough, which is the closest match for I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo, fails to make me smile, or potentially be a genuine mondegreen. The only other option as a one off would be Paranoid Android (as their most commonly known song), and trying to turn when I am king you will be first against the wall/ with your opinions which are of no consequence at all into When I am Queen you will be sucking against my wall/ With your opinions which is of no funk-a-quinces doesn't gel. And most of the words are the same. From a fan-ish perspective, I fail to see any of this truly work.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:45 19 Mar 2013

Thatguywiththeglasses

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. At User talk:Simsilikesims#Thatguywiththeglasses, I say this article was written "more to describe a YouTube meme than to write original humor, though there is a tiny bit of it." Two others see humor but confirm it is VFD-quality. Spıke Ѧ 22:31 18-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Crap.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:42 19 Mar 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:26, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:19, March 25, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist H T D Survivor, Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage,

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I find anagrams funny. Much funnier than knock-knock jokes. I like anagrams so much and find them so funny that this vote is actually an anagram of my first vote, which had a decidedly meaner tone. --Imrealized ...hmm? 09:57, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Some are very funny. A lie rest 20:51 24-3-'13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Only one problem with this article: These are not jokes. They are anagrams. They are the product of remarkably clever minds, but it doesn't belong on this wiki any more than my equally clever Letters to the Editor on the wonders of George W. Bush. Shop it to Anagram-pedia. Spıke Ѧ 02:28 19-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like Spike said, it's clever but not funny. I don't think anagrams are funny, they are more about showing off one's spelling skillz than anything else. --Mn-z 17:15, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
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That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Myself during my sojourn to the Gymnasium

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Can you believe this has been on the site for four years? Spıke Ѧ 12:23 23-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This has 2 jokes total - the my sojourn in-joke, and the autofellatio angle. Aside from that being obviously impossible, I couldn't find much humor here. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:58, March 24, 2013 (UTC)
    Impossible? We have an entire article to the contrary, though sadly, its only illustration was a recent casualty of a Wikia raid. Spıke Ѧ 12:42 24-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In-joke poop.                                • Puppy's talk page • 03:20 24 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. autofellatio is not self rape. --Mn-z 17:29, March 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. It depends if it jumps into his mouth or not. Aleister 17:55 24-3-'13
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  1. Not a bad page joke-wise. Since Mn-z is the King of sojourns, I await his verdict. Aleister 10:03 24-3-'13

Unquotable:Epitaphs

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page is redundant with Unquotable:Last words. It is short because of a vanity purge by Puppy, but there isn't much good remaining. --Mn-z 08:54, March 16, 2013 (UTC)
    By vanity purge he's referring to me removing the vanity comments - not for me purging because I'm vain. I do not suffer from bulemia.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:53 16 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Merge. The format here is better than Unquotable:Last words, but having two pages is redundant. Chuck both of them together, make this a redirect to the completed version.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:53 16 Mar 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The smallish article has an unremarkable list of what notable persons would have said about their own deaths, preceded as always by an Intro in which the creator thinks he needs to teach his successors how to correctly edit the article. The invited edits will almost certainly be listcruft--again. Spıke Ѧ 12:04 23-Mar-13
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. unquotable is almost cleaned up, except for the policy pages. --Mn-z 08:54, March 16, 2013 (UTC)

Merry Meet

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article, if it can even be called that, rants about how uncreative and obese and fill in the blank people are who use this greeting. Mainly, it serves as a soapbox for the author's hatred of pagans, who commonly use this greeting. Couldn't find any humor here. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:30, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Me neither; fortunately, there is not much to wade through searching for it. Add to Category:Butt-hurt rants. Spıke Ѧ 21:46 15-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 07:00, March 16, 2013 (UTC)
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HowTo:Become A Rapist

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The thinly (check the links) veiled joke on this page, which is a legitimate joke, is Bill Clinton = rapist. The article is sufficiently clear as political commentary not to worry about it transforming anyone into a rapist. Aleister is voting against an article that is "too good for the good" of the American Left. Spıke Ѧ 00:11 14-Mar-13
    If you want it, I wash my hands of it, and it's all yours. (what is the sound of one hand washing) Aleister 00:19 14-3-'13
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  1. Time to get rid of this, it's too well written and may give someone ideas. This is one of the pages on the wiki that is too good for its own good. Aleister 23:59 13-3-'13
  2. Rape covers the same concept, but shorter, which means it doesn't lose the dark humour aspect with excessive wordiness. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:07 16 Mar 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:35, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete (formerly Keep.) The happy-face tale of rape is indeed told at Rape; and as for the only other theme, Bill Clinton = rapist, that is told about ten times too many. I cleaned up some of the odd coding but have nothing to add here. There has been a parade of Anons, trolls thinking this is within their limited capabilities versus social workers who think it should be replaced with straight advice, as though a lot of imminent rapists came to Uncyclopedia first. Spıke Ѧ 01:55 19-Mar-13
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Unquotable:Quotes in Gangsta

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. reskin, or rather, paragraph rewrite, of the unquotable mainpage. I was going to bring all these reskins to VFD, but got distracted. --Mn-z 16:52, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As before. Spıke Ѧ 21:46 13-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:59 16 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:42, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Although this was nominated for deletion less than a month ago (link above), that vote was suspended because of objections to combining several pages on one ballot; there was no Keep result and the current nomination is valid. Spıke Ѧ 21:46 13-Mar-13

Uncyclopedia Music Festival

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Meme ridden, ugly, listy article with no humour.--Snippy 21:26, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Oscar Wilde, Captain Obvious, Rayman, Chuck Norris and your mom" want you to vote to delete this sandbox-quality piece of navelism. Spıke Ѧ 22:05 12-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a Litany of The Cliches, rather than an attempt at humor. --Mn-z 16:57, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:36, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
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Template:Randomquote

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A template for when one wants to quotespam, but can't think of a one liner. This template generates a quote from a random person, and is an example of cliche canned humor. --Mn-z 17:49, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A key tool in the toolbox of writing humor by imitation (as opposed to writing humor by being funny). Spıke Ѧ 17:57 12-Mar-13
  3. Absolutely.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:17 12 Mar 2013
  4. This template is all I've ever used, I write entire articles using it. But it's about time I tried to be creative on my own. Aleister 2:42 15-3-'13
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🔒 All the MP3 files named at Forum:Audio deletion request H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. And vote closed without action. No Admin has taken a position on this in a week, it raises a serious question of policy, and it comes at a time when another permabanned user, Aimsplode, has been trying to do the same thing by asking fallen-away Admins to sneak back in and do it with their powers as a favor. You gift your contributions to this website for any noncommercial use with proper attribution; an author cannot ungift them when, to quote Hindleyite, he "would like to put his chequered past behind him" (as Xamralco this week moved--for less than 1 minute--to ungift one of his gifts, writing that he had sold it to someone else). Though advancing counterarguments as well, Mordillo said in the above Forum that "I think it would be an actual loss to remove those audios." Spıke Ѧ 16:38 19-Mar-13
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  • Nominate and abstain. I am filing this on behalf of Hindleyite, who raised the issue on behalf of NXwave (permabanned). I do not doubt that they are all crap, but it would cost actual money for me to listen to them all and so I will abstain. Spıke Ѧ 14:19 12-Mar-13
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We aren't losing anything by deleting these. --Mn-z 17:59, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. A reasonable request. We should delete all of SPIKE's too. Aleister 19:26 12-3-'13
  3. What I said at the forum.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:15 12 Mar 2013
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  • I grant administrative absolution on the rule to tag each of the MP3 files with a {{VFD}} template that no one will see. Spıke Ѧ 14:19 12-Mar-13
  • I have a general problem with this request. NXWave was actually a talented audio editor before he went rogue, and you'll be deleting quite a few audio files. So first thing - we need to have a general discussion about user content removal and second, doing a mass deletion? I'm not sure I like it. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:39, March 12, 2013 (UTC) Read the forum, added my opinion, I'm neutral. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:19, March 12, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 Dennis the Menace H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. While doing some quoticiding, I ran upon this article. The author apparently can't be bothered to write coherent sentences, much less coherent paragraphs. Also, back in 2005, calling a cartoon character a "n00b" was considered funny. --Mn-z 13:51, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dennis the Menace was a television icon, decades ago. This article is poorly written and fails on all counts, except perhaps deciding that the nemesis Mr. Wilson was Woodrow Wilson. Redirecting to any of our five other Dennises would be just as good; Dennis Rodman is in horrible shape, but Dennis (a sort of disambiguator) actually refers to one of its Dennises as the Menace. Spıke Ѧ 14:10 11-Mar-13
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  • Kept. Just you and me after a week. Spıke Ѧ 16:42 19-Mar-13

🔒 Unquotable:Quotes in Piratespeak H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like it.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:00 16 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because we don't have a better example of piratespeak in mainspace, but we should. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:33, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. reskin, or rather, paragraph rewrite, of the unquotable mainpage. I was going to bring all these reskins to VFD, but got distracted. This concept would work better in an article on piratespeak or pirates, instead of a reskin of one of our smallest, least funny, and longest neglected sub-projects. --Mn-z 16:54, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As before. Spıke Ѧ 21:46 13-Mar-13
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  • Although this was nominated for deletion less than a month ago (link above), that vote was suspended because of objections to combining several pages on one ballot; there was no Keep result and the current nomination is valid. Spıke Ѧ 21:46 13-Mar-13
  • Kept. Deadlock after nearly a week. Spıke Ѧ 01:45 19-Mar-13

Second World War Two

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. NRV. And nobody will ever look for this, or notice its deletion.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:17 16 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. wacky war. --Mn-z 11:44, March 16, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg "But i digress." No, author means he recovers temporarily from his initial rant against Spielberg, but not before the reader has clicked away. Spıke Ѧ 23:54 16-Mar-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:32, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:40, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
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Template:QuotesPages

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. not be confused with Unquotable:NavTemplate. From what I can tell, this was the quote template before unquotable was created back in 2006. This links to pages with a title in the from "Making up X quotes", however, all of those pages (expect one) link to Unquotable. This results in the template only being used on a few of its target links. This template has been obsolete since 2006. --Mn-z 13:28, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Indeed, it is largely a catalog of double-redirects. Their deletion is one of the last steps in this marvelous clean-up job. Spıke Ѧ 13:38 11-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:37, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
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The Uncyclopedia Movie

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. more moviecruft. This one actually bothers to have paragraphs about the subject, rather than simply hit every Uncyclopedia meme. However, it is not much better. --Mn-z 13:14, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Identically as for the sequel, being voted on below. Asides: (1) Everyone should learn what "infamous" means, and not use it for "notorious." (2) Footnote 14 gets the monthly award for an Uncyclopedian patting himself on the back in the text of an article for his own cleverness. Spıke Ѧ 13:20 11-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:36, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Indeed...Navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:38, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
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The Uncyclopedia Movie 2

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. bad moviecruft. The article consists of mere mentions of 2005 memes, youtube vids, and random facts/criticisms about the movie, all the while avoiding the plot of the fictional movie. --Mn-z 13:03, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Navelism. Movie talk aside, this is a frenetic attempt to hit every Uncyclopedia meme at least once. Any page that screams, "Look at me, I'm an Uncyclopedian!" is not putting the reader first. Spıke Ѧ 13:06 11-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:36, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Belly buttonery. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:40, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:49, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make up quotes

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. unfunny navelism from 2005. This approaches a policy page, in that it tells the user to not create stupid quotes, although it takes a whole article to say a sentence worth of information. Quotespace already has 4 pages crack-wise policy pages that give about a paragraph worth of information. --Mn-z 12:54, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Creator Nerd42 (another comedy writer who has to begin by stating his case without humor) confesses he is on Uncyclopedia either out of boredom or to retaliate at Wikipedia. His final version in fact encouraged everyone to salt articles with stupid quotes attributed to Wilde or God; the advice to the contrary was added later, by way of conducting a struggle in the text of an article. For serious help, this was overtaken long ago by HTBFANJS. For humor, it never began. Spıke Ѧ 13:00 11-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:35, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Should a go-go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:41, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.---- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:47, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
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Category:People who suck

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Continuing on the theme of blow jobs, I suppose: This category, applied to 8 pages (which include 3 UnNewses) is never informative. And if you don't vote Delete, you suck. --There: You see the problem, and the lack of humor? Spıke Ѧ 21:22 15-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. insult category. --Mn-z 07:01, March 16, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Stupid cat.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:57 16 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remove this category from wherever it is used, then delete it. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:38, March 16, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:33, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
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Steak & Blow Job Day‎‎

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I waited until the holiday was over. This is the counterpart to catering to the ladies a month earlier on Valentine's Day. I nominate it not because I have anything against either steaks or blow jobs, but because this article is a virtual management summary to a gag developed on some other website (to which the footnotes give detailed directions, though Google says it is also immortalized by a website in .org, and on Urban Dictionary). Our annual pilgrimage of Anons is adding no original humor except to speculate what raunchier holidays might be instituted one and two months hence. Spıke Ѧ 11:15 15-Mar-13
  2. I talked to my sister and she cooked her husband a steak yesterday! Ewwwwwwwwwww. Anyway, I'm a vegan, so anything that gets red meat off the site is fine by me. Aleister Steak and Blow Job Day Boxing Day
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:30, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So nerds like me can have our pi day back. (Not to be confused with July 22nd - pi approximation day.)                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:55 16 Mar 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:33, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
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Russian double reversal

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A combination of a tired meme, randumbo, and a failed attempt to sound scientific yet confusing, combined with bad formatting, and the apparent need to use both strike through and censoring at the same time. --Mn-z 19:06, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An attempt to piggyback on Russian Reversal and create a funny page without having to think about how to be funny. Don't forget gratuitous use of <math>. Spıke Ѧ 19:22 10-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Why do we need a Double Russian Reversal?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:33, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:33, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You find deletion in Soviet Russia.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:19 16 Mar 2013
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Bad thing

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2005-style listcruft. --Mn-z 16:03, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What's wrong with this? In order: "Dog shit" in the second sentence; pseudo-science and preachiness in the rest of the Intro; an unwieldy list with plenty of Random: "Running out of toilet paper and getting AIDS." (I hate it when that happens!) Then pretending more of the same exists in multi-volume format, then a call to "Uncyclopedists" to start a crusade. In short: I didn't make this look like an encyclopedia entry...and you can't make me. Spıke Ѧ 16:10 10-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:00, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:34, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--There are good things, and there are bad things, and this article is a bad thing. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 12:28, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
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Unquotable:Bill Gates

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. quote-page that vomits forth the two ideas (Microsoft is a monopoly, Windows is prone to crashing). While the concept has potential for humor, it can be better done in paragraph form. --Mn-z 12:08, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No; there are also several forced puns. But everything feeds the unfunny hatchet-job that is the Intro. Spıke Ѧ 13:37 10-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:03, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boo.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:50, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
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Powershot

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and replace with the other version I've been working on. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 13:42, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
    This vote doesn't help the 'smiths in the least. Voter has not been working on anything on this website, at least in the namespaces containing reader content. Spıke Ѧ 19:33 10-Mar-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. an article on a communal sock-puppet who engaged in a forum banter war with a troll. Ironically, this was written in 2009 by a person who wasn't there when the thing happened. --Mn-z 12:00, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a nearly exact permutation of User:Insineratehymn/Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages (previously voted to userspace). Spıke Ѧ 13:34 10-Mar-13
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  • Userspaced. All right, Meganew; you own it. Happy editing. Spıke Ѧ 12:35 15-Mar-13

🔒 Russian reversal (joke) H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. A long well-written page, at least if you like russian reversals. And historic too, this is like deleting the Magna Carta, the U.S. Constitution, or that Aussie document that killed all those rabbits. Aleister 19:29 12-3-'13
  2. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:36, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and add to category Uncyclopedia history. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:33, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. overused meme, article is a how-to for creating Russian reversal quotes (99.% of which aren't funny), and the rest being listcruft. --Mn-z 19:12, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I was preparing to abstain. This is in fact a legacy page. Yes, 99% of its uses are unfunny, but would you burn textbooks on radioactivity because of the existence of bomb-makers? However, after digging in, the Intro is the entire payload, in the bizarre style of that self-proclaimed stand-up comic who insists on beginning with a five-minute lecture about why what he's about to do will be funny. Imagine my surprise at seeing the Unquotable template at the bottom of the page! And everything in-between is froth. Spıke Ѧ 19:29 10-Mar-13
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  • The VFD tag is on the talk page because the article is protected. --Mn-z 19:12, March 10, 2013 (UTC) Now seen to. Spıke Ѧ 19:29 10-Mar-13

🔒 Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You have deleted the copies of Forums that this article provided as evidence. Now delete the article. Only ego led an Uncyclopedian to use mainspace to appeal for public approval of his position, against other Uncyclopedians whose names he slightly fictionalizes, in a Forum rant about an irrelevance. And only ego will argue that this is a vital part of our history. In fact, it is noise, with which new visitors and members ought not to be burdened. Spıke Ѧ 23:17 9-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nobody cares about forum banter from 2006. --Mn-z 11:57, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Userspace Move this back to userspace, where it belongs. The in-joke has long been forgotten. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:26, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Ewwww--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:23, March 14, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Unquotable:Death H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. This is a deliberately shorter article, as much of the garbage that was in earlier versions has been cleaned out. It also has potential to grow, and has a fairly good set-up to keep it improving.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:26 05 Mar 2013
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. although it avoids penis and buttsecks jokes, this article is short, not particularly funny, and has little potential. --Mn-z 16:15, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Despite the bonus point for mentioning kitten-huffing, this article is what we tell newbies to avoid when we tell them to organize their thoughts into complete, funny paragraphs--though the last section comes close. Spıke Ѧ 16:20 5-Mar-13
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  • Kept. No consensus after a week. Spıke Ѧ 14:22 12-Mar-13

AAAAAAAAA! (language)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There is a bit of humor here--the absurdity of "encrypting" a message by squeezing out all the information--but the great majority of this article is imitative of our feature AAAAAAAA!. Spıke Ѧ 14:04 4-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg AAAAAAA!                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:11 05 Mar 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:02, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Unquotable:William Shatner H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Since we're not purging this category, thank goddess, William Shatner's page is essential to it just because...William Shatner. And please don't guy these articles, which is just as bad as deleting them. And does everyone know our main page is broken? Aleister 12:10 2-3-'13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is not really about anything. There isn't anything that stands out as awful, but there isn't much humor or potential here. --Mn-z 09:20, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, there is. Section 1.3 notes that Shatner sounds like a certain station-master on the line toward Nuneaton, as astonishing as that seems. Making sport of his halting delivery and bad acting is legitimate (Shatner's mainspace article is gone and it now redirects to an article where this is the only joke, illustrated by following every word with a comma) but most of the rest of the article is not original comedy but an effort to ridicule Shatner using his own words. Spıke Ѧ 13:29 2-Mar-13
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  • Kept. No consensus after a week. Spıke Ѧ 14:21 12-Mar-13

Celebrity quotes

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is more a rant against uncyclopedia policy than an article, and a dated rant at that. Nobody is still pro-quotespam anymore. --Mn-z 16:22, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One Uncyclopedian ought not overtly criticize the style of another Uncyclopedian by name in mainspace. Because nobody cares. (Better to take it to the Forum and call your adversary an "authoritarian"!) And yes, we have long since aligned with author's viewpoint. Spıke Ѧ 16:37 5-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This was more annoyance than enjoyment for me.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:27 05 Mar 2013
  4. Make it go away. Aleister 14:14 10-3-'13
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🔒 Unquotable:QUAKK H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like this article. I thought it was a fairly straight forward, tongue-in-cheek policy page. I see no reason to delete it.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:23 05 Mar 2013
  2. Keep, per pyppy. A nice red robot too. Aleister 13:43 6-3-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article is short and sweet. It is also quite funny. It just needs a little improvement. No need for deletion. CDPCCNAC 18:46 10 Mar 2013
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. After some research, it appears that this is actually a long since forgotten about policy page although it cracks wise enough that the causal reader can't tell. --Mn-z 16:07, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, it does seem that, hidden in Section 3 is a dictum that future editors not insert cruft into My Articles. But the article itself (What is it based on? How does anyone think to type its name?) is about nothing except author's fantasy of being a spokesman for Uncyclopedia. Spıke Ѧ 16:17 5-Mar-13
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. there is a template that goes along with this: Template:QUAKKinator. I took the liberty of rewriting that template a bit. The template was awarded to Cainad in January 2007 by Some user. It may have been awarded to someone else and later deleted, but we can safely assume it was little used. This article can safely be deleted without harming the template. --Mn-z 16:30, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
    Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:QUAKKinator Used twice in Cainad's userspace, once by Cainad in the Forum to advocate its use in mainspace to tag overuse of quotes, and here. Better solution: Just get rid. At the risk of introducing red-links, the template should go as well. Spıke Ѧ 16:45 5-Mar-13
    I was tempted to take the template to VFD. However, it no longer references this page, and it is a valid award template. Or, rather, it could have been if it was actually used back in 2006. It isn't really hurting anything, and is marginally better than 3 red links. Maybe we should move the template to Template:Quotinator, leaving the redirect. --Mn-z 17:41, March 5, 2013 (UTC)

Unquotable:Glenn Beck

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The author seems to confuse advocacy with humor. --Mn-z 07:44, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It does not confuse advocacy with humor at all: It takes the side of advocacy. Its existence in the Unquotable space is a green light to advocate by repeating actual Beck quotes by which Beck makes you laugh at him (but primarily if you disagree with him), but some of the quotes are extrapolation for the sake of caricature, for the sake of advocacy. Spıke Ѧ 13:23 2-Mar-13
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  • I have no objection with using humour as a conduit for advocacy, but this article does nothing for me on the humour front. The only thing stopping me from voting to delete is my lack of familiarity with Glenn Beck. As he is commonly known in the US, and some of this article may rely on reader's foreknowledge - which I lack - I'm not really in the best place to make a judgement. But from my perspective, this is an unfunny article that relies upon foreknowledge that is somewhat parochial. I see it in a similar light to Zoe Tay below, except that he is well known in the anglosphere.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:08 02 Mar 2013
  • Deleted. A very long time, two Deletes, and one "does nothing for me on the humour front" is decisive. Spıke Ѧ 14:01 10-Mar-13

🔒 Unquotable:George W. Bush H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. I like this. George W's clangers are many and varied. While we are by far not unique in having a collection of them, it doesn't reduce the humour value of having a page of them. The random element allows the page to be kept at a reasonable size. It's very dated, but has merit.                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:54 02 Mar 2013
  2. OK, I'll hold my nose and vote to keep it. If it makes the idiot look like more of an idiot, all power to us idiots for keeping it. Aleister 13:39 2-3-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It is a good laugh, and I don't see why it is a nuisance. CDPCCNAC 18:54 10 Mar 2013
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This seems to be nothing more than a list of randomly generated real George W. Bush quotes. While I've seen worse examples of this, it would fall under the category of "borrowed humor." --Mn-z 07:33, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
    This page should be kept, and I urge keep votes, but I have a personal duty to vote to delete anything to do with this guy (EDIT:I guess except things that make him look bad, which doesn't take much). Why he is not in prison is one of the mysteries of modern life. Aleister 12:06 2-3-'13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy writing." All the comedy on this page was (inadvertently) supplied by Bush and is not original. This page adds nothing, only yet another place on the Web where Bush opponents can read quotes with which they are already familiar where Bush makes a fool of himself. Spıke Ѧ 13:16 2-Mar-13
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. this article is somewhat funny. My reason for deletion has more to do with lack of originality. --Mn-z 08:01, March 2, 2013 (UTC)

Unquotable:Deep Thoughts

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this article attempts to parody a Saturday Night Live sketch. However, it seems closer to "borrowed humor" and scattershot than parody, and I don't think there is anything savable in the article. --Mn-z 07:27, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Agree.                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:46 02 Mar 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The meandering introduction is as close as we get to an explanation of where author stole some of the assembled pieces of stand-up comedy. Uncyclopedia is a place for original comedy writing, not a collection of funny stuff done elsewhere or available elsewhere. Checking the history since Some user's last edit, this page has the problem for which we struggle against listcruft: It attracts more of the same, in this case from Anons who have heard good stand-up and could not make a contribution align with the theme of an article, if this article had one. Spıke Ѧ 13:13 2-Mar-13
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Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:LET US DECLARE JIHAD AGAINST THE BENSON-HATING INFIDELS and Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:THE AGE OF BENSON IS OVER. POWESHOT WILL SUCCEED WHERE HE HAS FAILED.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As below. Spıke Ѧ 14:51 3-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:26, March 3, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Somewhere between the two.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:42 03 Mar 2013
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Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:BENSONSHOT IS BETTER THAN POWERSHOT

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. pointless banter forum from 2006 that was deleted, recreated in 2007, and moved to mainspace as archive to support an inside joke about point forum bantering from 2006. --Mn-z 12:31, March 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above. Worth deleting whether or not the main article stays. Spıke Ѧ 12:38 3-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't belong in main space.                                • Puppy's talk page • 01:52 03 Mar 2013
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🔒 Zynga H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article about an on-line gaming company comes across as a butt-hurt rant from a user who doesn't think he got his money's worth. Sannse has just deleted stuff she describes as porn, and other stuff that seems like a death threat, on terms-of-use grounds; but what's left is just as bad. Spıke Ѧ 18:47 5-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny rant, mostly just a hate page directed towards a social gaming company from a dissatisfied customer. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:03, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.This guy needs Gambler's Anonymous.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:28 05 Mar 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete *waves at Mr-ex777* -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 12:49, Mar. 6, 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. from the editor, I think this might be parody, rather than an actual death threat. But still, its not funny. --Mn-z 13:57, March 6, 2013 (UTC)
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101 Things You Should Not Do

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. List                                • Puppy's talk page • 05:57 25 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seemed funny at first, but i noticed the overly amount of immature humor.. i thought it would be fine apart from that everything was put in bold for no reason, but the text wall and the chuck norris joke at the end ruined it for me. HTBFANJS clearly states Chuck Norris jokes and 'facts' are unfunny 99,5% of the time. --RockoRocks (talk) 22:02, March 1, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete (formerly Abstain). Every attempt at humor on this page, from the one-liner "Things" to the quotations, has as its strategy either meme-cruft, imitation, or repeating something ad nauseam. My original reasoning, below, that it stands on its own does not mean it cannot be felled, and my advice on its talk page does not mean that any of the writers will ever take it, and I think they won't. Spıke Ѧ 00:16 4-Mar-13
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Abstain. A playground for I.P. Anon and other drive-by writers of one-liners isn't optimal, but it's self-contained. The template, though, is awful: "This page is under perpetual construction... It is an ever changing work...." That is in fact a better description of Uncyclopedia:Sandbox. Better to get them to finish it, to flesh out each of the 100 themes into funny paragraphs, as I now try to do on its talk page. Spıke Ѧ 18:11 25-Feb-13

🔒 Inland Northwest H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep (formerly nominator). Anon restored his best version and I tried to add the "other 20%" necessary to tip off the reader that this is a send-up of a Boise booster, not the earnest work of one. Spıke Ѧ 22:30 3-Mar-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. largely imaginary region (per wikipedia, the actual inland northwest refers to eastern Washington and northern Idaho). The author is overly excited about the fact that Boise is the 101st largest city in the United States. -- Mn-z 13:41, February 28, 2013 (UTC) per nominator withdraw. --Mn-z 15:43, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
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  • I was considering a revert of the last editor, but the previous revision was no better. I don't know the area at all though, so have no idea what is relevant and what is just garbage. Is there any earlier revision which is better than the current? Is there a way to salvage anything worthwhile from it?                                • Puppy's talk page • 01:58 28 Feb 2013
    I did exactly that yesterday, and concluded exactly that. Saw in the history that JesusLandMan in 2007 set out to "make it at least a little funny"; rev of 26-Aug-07, minus "Why Boise Sucks" is short but has a concept. 14:14 PS--I have indeed assembled a version based on that one; sorry I did not do this before nominating. I'll let my nomination stand; what do you think now, Mnbvcxz? Spıke Ѧ 15:45 28-Feb-13
    Based upon changes made, this works as a parody of a Boise booster, but still needs a little work, as it comes across as too listy for my taste. Apathetic non-vote as a result.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:20 04 Mar 2013
    I pared back the lists (which had lists-under-lists) and added some absurdity to the headings. But your change to Apathetic could be enough to save it. Spıke Ѧ 23:23 4-Mar-13
  • Note please: Anon is in this morning at Talk:Inland Northwest, insisting that the Boise boosterism is a put-on and that, with just "another 20%," the reader would have enjoyed the article: For instance, the guy-wired mast that the booster touts is hundreds of miles from Boise. I laid it on him to fix up the article and supply the needed 20% himself. Spıke Ѧ 12:41 3-Mar-13

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  1. Ugly and unfunny.                                • Puppy's talk page • 03:14 02 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. evil letter. --Mn-z 07:12, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Legends foretell that ∫ is indeed integral to the destruction of the universe." This is an actual pun (if it didn't begin with indirection!), as ∫ is no "letter" but is known as the "integral sign." But the entire remainder of the article is the genre where the eight-year-old is forced to stand at the head of the class and talk extemporaneously (I mean, ramble) for ten minutes on an assigned subject. Spıke Ѧ 13:02 2-Mar-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Evil article.--Icons-flag-gr.png Sir Sinner blah blah 00:25, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
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Fuck Uncyclopedia

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  1. Navelism. And generally just a copy of Forum:Fuck you uncyclopedia admin's and bits from other forums.                                • Puppy's talk page • 03:10 02 Mar 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. self-reference from 2006. --Mn-z 07:07, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All about the joy of cursing to strangers, the joy belonging to the writer, not the reader, for which it is garbage. Spıke Ѧ 12:57 2-Mar-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't mess it with us!----Icons-flag-gr.png Sir Sinner blah blah 00:25, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
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Zoe Tay

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A truly mean article about a 45-year-old Singaporean actress. If this wasn't written by a jilted lover, it is just as unfunny as if it had been. Spıke Ѧ 02:52 2-Mar-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. Biographies of actors outside of the anglosphere are generally very hard to fix, as the reader has little or no background information. --Mn-z 07:01, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too obscure.                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:49 02 Mar 2013
  4. Delete, because she was once my lover and it pains me to look at her horns once again. Aleister 12:09 3-3-'13
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  • I've already cleared away some huge listcruft, including links to YouTubes with their own raunchy commentary. Spıke Ѧ 02:52 2-Mar-13

Unquotable:Quotes in Français

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this looks like a soft redirect to a foreign language uncyclopedia created just to pad the article count of quotespace. Sadly, it isn't even that, but a link to random categories on a foreign language uncyclopedia. --Mn-z 00:22, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First line says, "For quotes in French, see:" Although styled as a disambiguation page, the options are four pages at our French counterpart, Desciclopedie. They are not entirely random; they are two reports of WhatLinksHere to templates like our {{Q}} and {{Citation}}, and apparently two articles on local memes including Jacques Chirac. This is outside the scope of this wiki; it's fun in its goofiness, but not as much fun with the time of English-speaking readers as we could be having. I dare say, mostly fun for the author. Spıke Ѧ 00:37 2-Mar-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:53, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Agree.                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:48 02 Mar 2013
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🔒 Unquotable:Arthur C. Clarke H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Good enough now. Spıke Ѧ 13:21 24-Feb-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is based on the assertion that Arthur C. Clarke claimed to invent everything, insults directed to other dead sci-fi authors, and poorly implemented jabs at his allegations pedophilia. There is a bit of concept here, but very little execution, and not much more potential. --Mn-z 12:30, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
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  • I see Aleister at work here and am holding off. The original article hit the same buttons ad nauseam but did start with a perfectly fine concept. Spıke Ѧ 12:38 24-Feb-13
    Never saw this page before, checked the history (remember the rule about looking for a better version in the history????) and found out it's a Mhaille page, and reverted to his last edit. So by being a Mhaille page I surmise it contains very good material, but don't have time to read it now. Am going other places now, and one of them has food. Aleister 12:46 24-2-'13
    Point to Aleister; nominator has the duty to make a token effort to find some quality somewhere, even during a purge of a namespace. I brought categories up to date after Aleister's mega-revert. Only the section on "tingle" seems to have no basis in reality, but maybe some of you recall something about Clarke that I don't. Spıke Ѧ 12:56 24-Feb-13
    The content is basically the same. Although it was created by an established user, it was also created in 2006. There is some content, but it could be collapsed to half a dozen quotes without losing any information. --Mn-z 13:12, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
    To answer my own question, WP:Arthur C. Clarke does not contain the word "tingle" so I'll kill three of the quotes for you. Spıke Ѧ 13:16 24-Feb-13

Unquotable:Anonymous

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. This is a very specific vote for a very specific article. Wooga for life! -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page is, by its title, the epitome of scatter-shot. I would quote trim it, but this page has no theme. Is it trying to quote the internet cyber-terrorist group, or what? If so, the subject is too obscure. It is trying to compile every anonymous quote in the history of humanity? If so, the subject is too broad. --Mn-z 12:12, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starting with a nonsense year number in a preachy Intro before devolving into themelessness, this is another tribute to the namespace instead of a service to the reader. Spıke Ѧ 12:16 24-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page fails on various levels, but mostly on a poor (or non-existent) concept.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:33 25 Feb 2013
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  • Huffed. "Very specific vote" to keep lacked any very specific rebuttal to the numerous issues raised. Spıke Ѧ 13:23 3-Mar-13

🔒 Unquotable:About H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If we are going to have an Unquotable namespace--and, for the moment, we are--then why not have a page setting out a coherent plan for it? UnNews has several such, and they used to be helpful. Indeed policy should not be "spread across 5 or 6 pages" and if you can find a better spot at which to unify it, tell me where it went and I'll flip my vote. You might find this page a useful place to set down guidelines so that the cruft you have spent so much time editing doesn't creep back. Or we might flesh this out into deadpan praise of people's use of dead men's quotations to fluff up their unremarkable present-day rhetoric. We have found gassy text elsewhere and not deleted an entire page that otherwise has a purpose. Spıke Ѧ 10:43 23-Feb-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:02, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. unhelpful "about" page. The policy pages for unquotable are spread across 5 or 6 pages for no apparent reason, besides making the project look bigger than it actually is. What is said here could be said in one sentence. This has been unedited since 2006. --Mn-z 08:55, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
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Avogadro

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article consists of immaturely insulting the subject and grues. It is also unlinked from mainspace, besides a couple redirects. --Mn-z 08:49, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Part-time penis. And I do hate it when grues are insulted. Spıke Ѧ 14:21 17-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:49, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Unquotable:Jesus Christ H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Selfish half-keep. I've hacked, trimmed, added, hacked and polished again. Without completely changing the concept, this is significantly improved. It could be more designed as twisting scripture, but that doesn't fit with the “illiterate/didn't write it” concept, which I feel has merit, and could possibly become it's own article.                                • Puppy's talk page • 04:34 23 Feb 2013
    "Twisting scripture" would imply that the invented quotations were actually based on something. This is the prerequisite for decent humor rather than rant--attributed to Jesus, as I say below at Hitler, not based on anything but desire for artificial melodrama. If the concept of the lists is inattention to the basis of humor, then it is not a "concept" you need to preserve. Spıke Ѧ 11:12 23-Feb-13
    There are two ways to do a page like this that make sense. One is to try and make the quotes as near to that original as possible. The second is to take the character of the subject and create quotes that fit with a parody of the character. This is a parody of the person, rather than a parody of sayings attributed to him.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:47 23 Feb 2013
  2. Puppy barks. And will probably keep on barking. Nice page. Aleister 8:08 23-2-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. This vote is also specific, but in an entirely different way than the other vote. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Jesi-cruft 60% advocacy and 40% randumbo. 100% in the wrong tone. Only a couple quotes come close to being clever, and those are in the wrong tone. --Mn-z 17:12, February 21, 2013 (UTC)
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  • The Intro is downright good. On the rest of the article, my comments are the same as on the Hitler one. Spıke Ѧ 17:16 21-Feb-13

Unquotable:Swedish_Chef

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.- the Unquotable section of articles work together collectively allowing for running gags, viewing each as a stand alone article is, in my view, the wrong approach to dealing with this section of articles. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. Bork, bork, bork! -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another article that is the same concept as the mainspace article, only done worse. Granted, the mainspace article execution could use work, but quotification is hardly an improvement. --Mn-z 17:17, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unquotable fails utterly, and especially at imitating Wikiquotes, when the person being quoted is not a celebrity but a stock stereotype. Spıke Ѧ 18:30 19-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Muppet cruft.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:33 20 Feb 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The quotes here just aren't funny anymore (especially the dated stuff about G.W. Bush), and translating them into Sveedish Chef speek does not zee make zem foooney Bork Bork Bork! Besides, the Muppet Show in which the Swedish Chef muppet starred in was in its prime when I was in about 6th or 7th grade. The celebrity claim to fame of this muppet is so old that it has been forgotten and is no longer widely remembered. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:09, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:50, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. we have a near identically themed page at for the Swedish Chef in mainspace. --Mn-z 13:33, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
  • Deleted. An unusual 5 voters who have reviewed the namespace say this is a point too far. Mhaille's "running gag" is preserved on several other pages; likewise the Swedish-chef gag, as Mnbvcxz notes just above. This Uncyclopedia is a wiki not a museum. Spıke Ѧ 23:03 28-Feb-13

🔒 Unquotable:Yoda H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.- the Unquotable section of articles work together collectively allowing for running gags, viewing each as a stand alone article is, in my view, the wrong approach to dealing with this section of articles. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. you must. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Just read this, and some of it is pretty good. You can't have enough good Yodaisms. I'll do some work on the page later. Aleister 22:25 26-2-'13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 90% of the quotes are about sex, and 9% are Russian Reversals. There might be a couple quotes here that are funny, but I can't see justifying a page on the subject. The whole joke is the Yoda voice, which is done better than the quote format could ever be at Yoda. --Mn-z 17:13, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg "Stroke my green penis, you will." Not just the Russian Reversals but everything on this page is imitative. The only authentic comedy was done by the creators of Yoda. Spıke Ѧ 18:28 19-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Muppet cruft.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:34 20 Feb 2013
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  • Kept. Aleister did indeed cut away 30%. Spıke Ѧ 22:55 28-Feb-13

🔒 Unquotable:Quotes_in_Obfuscata H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's a good example of Obfuscata, and probably should remain purely as that. Given it is Obfuscata, I don't see a huge argument for a rewrite of this to match a rewrite of the page it's a translation of. If the main page is rewritten to an extent that this is no longer relevant, then we can look at a rewrite of this at that stage.                                • Puppy's talk page • 02:19 24 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:35, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. Because, because, because, because, because. I'm serious about that last one. The first four are me being silly. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:05, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Reskin of the unquotable mainpage. And by "reskin" I mean text change. --Mn-z 08:05, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete, again. This is seriously bad use of the English language. Yes, it is meant to make fun of same, but simply taking another Uncyclopedia page and making the English turgid is not heavy lifting nor as laughter-causing as focused, planned, engaging use of (perhaps with wry commentary on) bad English. Spıke Ѧ 10:52 23-Feb-13
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I plan on a doing a reworking on the quotable mainpage. However, the main link template is intertwined with the various reskin pages. Before I work on the quote mainpage, I need to see what the community wants to keep, so I am not wasting time reworking articles that are going to be deleted anyway. --Mn-z 08:05, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
    You have noted that the same text is transliterated multiple times into different "languages," but you could improve the Unquotable main page without the risk that we might compel you to apply your changes to Obfuscata in bad English, pirate-speak, etc. Spıke Ѧ 10:52 23-Feb-13
    The coding of Unquotable:MainArticleList (which is used as template) is horrible, generating different content on different pages because there is a different section of code for each page the template appears on. --Mn-z 20:17, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
    Horrible indeed! The template ("tricked out" in the ever-self-congratulatory words of Some user) special-cases itself based on who its caller is, to give each caller the "elegance" of calling the same, single template to achieve radically different effects! This is not so much a key part of our site heritage as a bomb planted especially deep! Spıke Ѧ 21:42 23-Feb-13
  • Symbol comment vote.svg @ puppy if we need an article on Obfuscata, which would be a valid subject, it should be at Obfuscata, not as a clone of a random navigation page. This article makes about as much sense as running Newtis Newtfield through a Swedish Chef translator and calling it the Svedeesh Noot. --Mn-z 17:16, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
I agree that we should have an article at Obfuscata but the closest we have is at Obfuscation. I think this quotable page is a good example of Obfuscata, and we don't have an article at Obfuscata about the style of writing, so this should stay, at least until someone writes the Obfuscata page. You may consider this a challenge to write said page, if you like. Also, if someone ran Newtis Newtfield through a Swedish chef translator and called it the Sveedeesh Noot that would be funny. Redundant, but funny, particularly if it were linked as a see also from the main Newtis Newtfield article.-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:40, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  • Kept. Opinion split down the middle. Let us clear VFD for some fresh new cruft to fight. Spıke Ѧ 23:05 28-Feb-13

🔒 Unquotable:History of Unquotable H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I fight for Some user. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 01:40, February 23, 2013 (UTC)
    That is the corniest Tron reference I have seen in a long time.                                • Puppy's talk page • 02:23 23 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Imrealized knows his history. This page, which I've never seen before, give the background of the Oscar quotes, something which uncyclopedia is infamous for. It outlines the start of the meme, and how it evolved. I don't understand why people want to delete the main pages of the Oscar Wilde quotes. The quotes themselves, when they are bad and are on good to stupid articles, sure, but not the historical pages themselves. What's the problem with leaving those few pages alone, especially one like this which educates about the beginning of a tradition. I stand with Imrealized in standing with Some user, who is sitting down and won't stand for himself. Aleister 8:03 23-2-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I didn't want to be the only holdout, so I proposed originally to userspace this piece of Uncyc history so that it wouldn't get deleted outright. But I think that since it does mention former Uncyc admins in the story, it does deserve a place in Unquotable as Uncyc history. The UN:CM test also takes into account whether any of the admins might have heard of it, and I do remember one or two of the admins mentioned here, though they are no longer active on this site. Admittedly this story all happened before I chanced upon Uncyclopedia, but that is history for you. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:58, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
    How would you feel about it being moved to Uncyclopedia namespace?                                • Puppy's talk page • 01:46 25 Feb 2013
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poorly written navelism. And as someone who actually digs into the history of this site and it's various facets, even I found this a most uninteresting chapter, as it's almost pure UN:CM stuff.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:20 21 Feb 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Namespace creator Some user sets down in print his personal story as persecuted artist. Spıke Ѧ 22:27 21-Feb-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. nobody cares. This is somewhere between vanity and cracking wise with the navigation tools, with a dose of advocacy. This uses a whole article of ranting to explain history that could be said in a paragraph. --Mn-z 13:42, February 22, 2013 (UTC)
    History explained in one paragraph - today's educational system described. The best history is an eyewitness account of what occurred told by someone who was there, plus the thought process which went into the situations described. It would be nice to have as detailed an account of the creation of uncy and other aspects of the wiki as we have here about the step-by-step creation and thought processes concerning the start of the Oscar Wilde quotes. a random historian 8:25 23-2-'13
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  • Kept. No consensus after a week. Spıke Ѧ 23:00 28-Feb-13
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