Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”

~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations


“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”

~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”

~ George Bush on his suit



“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”

~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions



“I think war is a dangerous place.”

~ George Bush on war



“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”

~ George Bush on branches of government



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”

~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers



“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”

~ George Bush on branches of government



“I'm a follower of American politics.”

~ George Bush on American politics



“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on Education



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”

~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers