Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”

~ George Bush on the problem with the French


“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”

~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate



“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”

~ George Bush on branches of government



“We're on a mission from God; he told me to go screw Osama up the butt to make peace in the middle east; peace of ass.”

~ George Bush on The Bush Brothers 2000



“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”

~ George Bush on the highways on the internet



“This is W.W. Bush”

~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.”

~ George Bush on terrorism



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets



“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

~ George Bush on harming our country



“Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.”

~ George Bush on Iran



“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”

~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children