Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”

~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty


“Did y'all watch the game last night?”

~ George Bush on the game last night



“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”

~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”

~ George Bush on WMDs



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”

~ George Bush on sharing information



“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”

~ George Bush on deciding



“We're on a mission from God; he told me to go screw Osama up the butt to make peace in the middle east; peace of ass.”

~ George Bush on The Bush Brothers 2000



“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop'.”

~ George Bush on his dreams



“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it...”

~ George Bush on drug therapy



“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”

~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job



“I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term.”

~ George Bush on reading