Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets


“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

~ George Bush on the budget



“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”

~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed



“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”

~ George Bush on attacking Iran



“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”

~ George Bush on the situation between the US and America



“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”

~ George Bush on poor people



“I'm the master of low expectations.”

~ George Bush on low expectations



“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”

~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed



“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

~ George Bush on geography



“I'm the master of low expectations.”

~ George Bush on low expectations



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families