Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”

~ George Bush on the problem with the French

“I became totally inebriated with hitting the big one.”

~ George Bush on his days in the oil industry

“I'm the master of low expectations.”

~ George Bush on low expectations

“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”

~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate

“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”

~ George Bush on autism

“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”

~ George Bush on Us and Them

“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”

~ George Bush on the unlikelihood of his being elected to his first term

“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”

~ George Bush on the economy

“I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.”

~ George Bush on neologisms

“I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.”

~ George Bush on neologisms

“There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”

~ George Bush on metaphorical storm clouds