Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”

~ George Bush on suicide bombings


“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”

~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty



“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”

~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”

~ George Bush on opportunity



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families



“I'm the master of low expectations.”

~ George Bush on low expectations



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting



“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”

~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions



“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families



“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”

~ George Bush on deciding