Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools


“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets



“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”

~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families



“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools



“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools



“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.”

~ George Bush on nonfatal shootings



“Don't worry. I'm Great at Basketball. I'm the White Larry Bird.”

~ George Bush on Basketball



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”

~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”

~ George Bush on suicide bombings