Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”

~ George Bush on his suit


“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”

~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions



“Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.”

~ George Bush on Iran



“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”

~ George Bush on deciding



“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

~ George Bush on geography



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”

~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers



“We can't afford mexed missages in the long worm!”

~ George W. Bush on worms



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”

~ George Bush on the economy



“I think war is a dangerous place.”

~ George Bush on war



“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”

~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty



“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”

~ George Bush on autism