Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”

~ George Bush on a dictatorship


“I'm a follower of American politics.”

~ George Bush on American politics



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families



“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

~ George Bush on the budget



“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”

~ George Bush on Islam



“We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both.”

~ George Bush on bringing down the level of terror to an acceptable level



“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”

~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations



“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”

~ George Bush on ending the stalemate



“Some people come up to me and say: "You speak like a mad parrot with Alzheimer's and there is potato peel floating down the Mississippi that would be a better president than you" and you know what? I agree!”

~ George Bush on mad parrots



“We can't afford mexed missages in the long worm!”

~ George W. Bush on worms