Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”

~ George Bush on thinking


“It's hard work.”

~ George Bush on debating John Kerry



“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”

~ George Bush



“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”

~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”

~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools



“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”

~ George Bush on California energy crisis



“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”

~ George Bush



“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.”

~ George Bush on border relations



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families