Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again...”

~ George Bush on Nursery Rhymes


“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”

~ George Bush on economics



“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”

~ George Bush on a dictatorship



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”

~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America



“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”

~ George Bush on Hannukah



“It's hard work.”

~ George Bush on debating John Kerry



“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

~ George Bush on the budget



“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on Education



“I have opinions of my own; strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them.”

~ George Bush on his subconscious mind



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets