Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets


“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”

~ George Bush on the problem with the French



“I think we agree, the past is over.”

~ George Bush on the past



“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”

~ George Bush on his suit



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”

~ George Bush on sharing information



“I think war is a dangerous place.”

~ George Bush on war



“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”

~ George Bush on the unlikelihood of his being elected to his first term



“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”

~ George Bush on the origin of our imports



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”

~ George Bush on opportunity



“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.”

~ George Bush on unrest in the Middle East



“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”

~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions