Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It's your money, you paid for it.”

~ George Bush on money


“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”

~ George Bush on poor people



“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”

~ George Bush on Freedom



“It is white.”

~ George Bush on what the White House is like



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America



“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”

~ George Bush on WMDs



“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again...”

~ George Bush on Nursery Rhymes



“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it...”

~ George Bush on drug therapy



“This is W.W. Bush”

~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”

~ George Bush on his suit



“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”

~ George Bush on Islam