Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”

~ George Bush on the highways on the internet


“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.”

~ George Bush on nonfatal shootings



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”

~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

~ George Bush on harming our country



“This is W.W. Bush”

~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”

~ George Bush on poor people



“It is white.”

~ George Bush on what the White House is like



“We can't afford mexed missages in the long worm!”

~ George W. Bush on worms



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”

~ George Bush on sharing information



“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”

~ George Bush on deciding



“But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”

~ George Bush on mutually assured destruction