Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Don't worry. I'm Great at Basketball. I'm the White Larry Bird.”

~ George Bush on Basketball


“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”

~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man



“Bill wrote a book at Yale. I read one.”

~ George Bush on William F. Buckley



“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.”

~ George Bush on unrest in the Middle East



“But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”

~ George Bush on mutually assured destruction



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”

~ George Bush on opportunity



“Bill wrote a book at Yale. I read one.”

~ George Bush on William F. Buckley



“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”

~ George Bush on the problem with the French



“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”

~ George Bush on Islam



“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”

~ George Bush on his suit



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”

~ George Bush on economics