Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”

~ George Bush on autism


“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”

~ George Bush on energy



“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”

~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate



“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”

~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty



“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”

~ George Bush on California energy crisis



“I think it's very important for world leaders to understand that when a new administration comes in, the new administration will be running the foreign policy.”

~ George Bush on new administration



“They misunderestimated me.”

~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him



“Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.”

~ George Bush on peacekeeping



“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

~ George Bush on geography



“I think it's very important for world leaders to understand that when a new administration comes in, the new administration will be running the foreign policy.”

~ George Bush on new administration



“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”

~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man