Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”

~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man


“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”

~ George Bush on poor people



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting



“I'm a follower of American politics.”

~ George Bush on American politics



“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

~ George Bush on geography



“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”

~ George Bush on Freedom



“Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.”

~ George Bush on terrorism



“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”

~ George Bush on Islam



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America



“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”

~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”

~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family