Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”

~ George Bush on his suit


“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”

~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”

~ George Bush on energy



“Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.”

~ George Bush on terrorism



“There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”

~ George Bush on metaphorical storm clouds



“Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.”

~ George Bush on peacekeeping



“Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.”

~ George Bush on Iran



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”

~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“Did y'all watch the game last night?”

~ George Bush on the game last night