Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets


“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”

~ George Bush on sharing information



“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on Education



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”

~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”

~ George Bush on Time Travel



“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”

~ George Bush on autism



“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop'.”

~ George Bush on his dreams



“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

~ George Bush on the budget



“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”

~ George Bush on ending the stalemate



“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”

~ George Bush on autism



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”

~ George Bush on sharing information