Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”

~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians


“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”

~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America



“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”

~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions



“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”

~ George Bush on his suit



“I think war is a dangerous place.”

~ George Bush on war



“…the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”

~ George Bush on Illiteracy



“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”

~ George Bush on the situation between the US and America



“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools



“There is an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee that says "fool me once, shame on-shame on you, fool me twice...you can't get fooled again."”

~ George Bush on What?



“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”

~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty