Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“There is an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee that says "fool me once, shame on-shame on you, fool me twice...you can't get fooled again."”

~ George Bush on What?


“This is W.W. Bush”

~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again.”

~ George Bush on tough times



“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”

~ George Bush on Time Travel



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets



“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”

~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”

~ George Bush on opportunity



“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.”

~ George Bush on unrest in the Middle East



“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop'.”

~ George Bush on his dreams



“We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.”

~ George Bush on Body parts



“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”

~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed