Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“My answer is bring them on.”

~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency


“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

~ George Bush on harming our country



“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.”

~ George Bush on border relations



“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”

~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family



“It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other.”

~ George Bush on the Cold War



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”

~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“I'm the master of low expectations.”

~ George Bush on low expectations



“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”

~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations



“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on Education



“I think we agree, the past is over.”

~ George Bush on the past