Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting


“I think we agree, the past is over.”

~ George Bush on the past



“I think we agree, the past is over.”

~ George Bush on the past



“We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both.”

~ George Bush on bringing down the level of terror to an acceptable level



“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”

~ George Bush on the unlikelihood of his being elected to his first term



“It's unacceptable to think.”

~ George Bush on thought



“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”

~ George Bush on the situation between the US and America



“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”

~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“I think it's very important for world leaders to understand that when a new administration comes in, the new administration will be running the foreign policy.”

~ George Bush on new administration



“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”

~ George Bush on the origin of our imports



“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”

~ George Bush on Islam