Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term.”

~ George Bush on reading


“It's hard work.”

~ George Bush on debating John Kerry



“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”

~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove

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“There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”

~ George Bush on metaphorical storm clouds



“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop'.”

~ George Bush on his dreams



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”

~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”

~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”

~ George Bush on thinking



“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.”

~ George Bush on border relations



“They misunderestimated me.”

~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him