Unquotable:George W. Bush

George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. to see a different selection.

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“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”

~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina

“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”

~ George Bush on Time Travel

“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”

~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed

“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting

“We're on a mission from God; he told me to go screw Osama up the butt to make peace in the middle east; peace of ass.”

~ George Bush on The Bush Brothers 2000

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”

~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family

“It is white.”

~ George Bush on what the White House is like

“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”

~ George Bush on ending the stalemate

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

~ George Bush on peace

“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on Education

“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”

~ George Bush on California energy crisis