Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets


“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America



“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”

~ George Bush on Freedom



“It's unacceptable to think.”

~ George Bush on thought



“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully



“Some people come up to me and say: "You speak like a mad parrot with Alzheimer's and there is potato peel floating down the Mississippi that would be a better president than you" and you know what? I agree!”

~ George Bush on mad parrots



“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”

~ George Bush on Time Travel



“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully



“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

~ George Bush on peace



“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”

~ George Bush on the problem with the French



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”

~ George Bush on opportunity