Unquotable:George W. Bush

George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. to see a different selection.

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“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”

~ George Bush on Islam

“Some people come up to me and say: "You speak like a mad parrot with Alzheimer's and there is potato peel floating down the Mississippi that would be a better president than you" and you know what? I agree!”

~ George Bush on mad parrots

“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”

~ George Bush on Hannukah

“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”

~ George Bush on a dictatorship

“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”

~ George Bush on WMDs

“We're on a mission from God; he told me to go screw Osama up the butt to make peace in the middle east; peace of ass.”

~ George Bush on The Bush Brothers 2000

“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools

“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”

~ George Bush on attacking Iran

“I'm a follower of American politics.”

~ George Bush on American politics

“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”

~ George Bush on the problem with the French

“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting