Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”

~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff


“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”

~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.”

~ George Bush on border relations



“They misunderestimated me.”

~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him



“Did y'all watch the game last night?”

~ George Bush on the game last night



“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”

~ George Bush on the origin of our imports



“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”

~ George Bush on California energy crisis



“It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other.”

~ George Bush on the Cold War



“It's unacceptable to think.”

~ George Bush on thought



“I'm a follower of American politics.”

~ George Bush on American politics



“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”

~ George Bush on autism