Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”

~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children


“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”

~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”

~ George Bush on opportunity



“I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will.”

~ George Bush on disarming Saddam Hussein



“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”

~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”

~ George Bush on the economy



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”

~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“It's unacceptable to think.”

~ George Bush on thought



“Don't worry. I'm Great at Basketball. I'm the White Larry Bird.”

~ George Bush on Basketball



“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”

~ George Bush on Islam



“I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term.”

~ George Bush on reading