Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It is white.”

~ George Bush on what the White House is like


“Don't worry. I'm Great at Basketball. I'm the White Larry Bird.”

~ George Bush on Basketball



“It's hard work.”

~ George Bush on debating John Kerry



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”

~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”

~ George Bush on ending the stalemate



“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

~ George Bush on geography



“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”

~ George Bush on the highways on the internet



“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”

~ George Bush on a dictatorship



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”

~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“I think war is a dangerous place.”

~ George Bush on war



“Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.”

~ George Bush on terrorism