Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully


“Did y'all watch the game last night?”

~ George Bush on the game last night



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”

~ George Bush on sharing information



“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.”

~ George Bush on unrest in the Middle East



“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”

~ George Bush on the origin of our imports



“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”

~ George Bush on Freedom



“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”

~ George Bush on poor people



“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”

~ George Bush on the highways on the internet



“What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society.”

~ George Bush on quotas



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”

~ George Bush on suicide bombings