Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I'm a follower of American politics.”

~ George Bush on American politics


“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

~ George Bush on the budget



“We're on a mission from God; he told me to go screw Osama up the butt to make peace in the middle east; peace of ass.”

~ George Bush on The Bush Brothers 2000



“I think war is a dangerous place.”

~ George Bush on war



“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”

~ George Bush on branches of government



“It's your money, you paid for it.”

~ George Bush on money



“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”

~ George Bush



“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”

~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job



“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

~ George Bush on the budget



“It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other.”

~ George Bush on the Cold War



“I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term.”

~ George Bush on reading