Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other.”

~ George Bush on the Cold War


“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”

~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove

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“It's your money, you paid for it.”

~ George Bush on money



“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”

~ George Bush on the highways on the internet



“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George Bush on families



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”

~ George Bush on Internets



“In my administration... failure... is not optional.”

~ George Bush on competence



“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”

~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove

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“It is white.”

~ George Bush on what the White House is like



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”

~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”

~ George Bush on Islam