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Colonisations

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HCOTW (Talk) (Used on)	The current History Colonization of the Week is: ____________ Last week's was Statute of Westminster Adoption Act 1942.	History Colonisation of the Week
SCOTW (Talk) (Used on)	The current Science Colonization of the Week is: ____________ Last week's was Gluon.	Science Colonisation of the Week
BCOTW (Talk) (Used on)	The current Biography Colonization of the Week is: ____________ Last week's was _________.	Biography Colonisation of the Week
GCOTWnow (Talk) (Used on)	This is a current Geography Colonization of the week! Please help improve it to featured article standard.	Geography Colonisation of the Week

Templates for ick!tionary definitions

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MTUsign (Talk) (Used on)		{{MTUSign|~~~~~}} (5 tildes)
dictionary (Talk) (Used on)	Welcome to the Undictionary, an ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z *	Header on main Undictionary:A through Z pages
Pronounce (Talk) (Used on)	Pronunciation

Templates for this page

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tplist top (Talk) (Used on)	Table header for this page	Use |} to end table.
tplist (Talk) (Used on)	Link and display individual template as table row
tplist2 (Talk) (Used on)	Link individual template as plaintext-only table row

News

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Date (Talk) (Used on)	dateline-text	UnNews dateline
News (Talk) (Used on)	Your A.D.D. news outl — Oooh, look at the pictures! ✪ UnNews ✪ Sunday, December 22, 2024, 01:48:59 (UTC) Templates/Maintenance/Project • Newsroom • UnNews Audio • Indexes • Random story Staff directory • Foolitzer Prize	UnNews header with manual Mmm yyyy category datestamp
New page (Talk) (Used on)	Your A.D.D. news outl — Oooh, look at the pictures! ✪ UnNews ✪ Sunday, December 22, 2024, 01:48:59 (UTC) Templates/Maintenance/Project • Newsroom • UnNews Audio • Indexes • Random story Staff directory • Foolitzer Prize {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} Sources "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY	Inputbox default body text for new UnNews article
New article intro (Talk) (Used on)	Thanks for starting a new article! Down below is the usual Uncyclopedia edit box, already loaded with the bare bones of an article for you to modify. (If you don't know what to do in an edit box, please experiment in your sandbox before creating an article in the public space.) Use these resources: (Hint: Open them in a new tab so as not to disturb your edit.) From the Chief explains the policies of UnNews, how we work together, and the Chief's preferences on use of italics, boldfacing, and links. Help:How to write an UnNews article is a more step-by-step guide to creating an article, although it will again ask you to type your desired headline. UnNews:Style is our Style Guide for writing articles: Section 2 describes the types of UnNews stories: News-based articles versus original "reporting." Section 3 explains how to organize a good story. Section 4 asks you to cite your sources--and what to do if you made up the story out of thin air and don't have sources. Two empty {{Source}} templates are included for you in the edit box below if you need them. And Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid is good advice to follow all across Uncyclopedia. Now, dig in, Tiger, and write us some UnNews!	Inputbox help banner text for new UnNews article
Old news (Talk) (Used on)		Link to UnNews article
UnNews (Talk) (Used on)	This article is part of UnNews, your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation.	UnNews header with last edit to page as datestamp - deprecated
UnNews Quick weather (Talk) (Used on)	Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: In Asia, the influenza cauldren of the world, expect a slight cleansing mist. Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day. Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft. In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time. Special Weather Report: A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome. Global Warming Indicator If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.
UnMenu (Talk) (Used on)	UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation. December 22, 2024 01:48 UTC From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize
UnNews Continents (Talk) (Used on)	Departments Africa | Antarctica | Asia | Australia | Europe | Euthanasia | Super Asia | North America | Central America | South America | Middle East All regions, countries and topics Customer "service" Ask Cthulhu | Ask Hal 9000 | Tech Support	Inputbox and continents list
TopStoryTemplate (Talk) (Used on)	[[{{{article}}}|{{{title}}}]] [[Image:{{{image}}}|right|thumb| |100px|]] {{{blurb}}} Update this · Discuss this
Main Top Stories (Talk) (Used on)	[[Image:{{{image}}}|right|150px]] [[{{{link}}}|{{{title}}}]] {{{blurb}}} → [[{{{link}}}|More]] · [[UnNews_Talk:{{{title}}}|Discuss]]
Main Also (Talk) (Used on)	[[UnNews:{{{title}}}|{{{title}}}]]
Top Stories (Talk) (Used on)	Colonel Gaddafi heads Time Magazine's shortlist for Person of the Year Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss Colonel Gaddafi heads Time Magazine's shortlist for Person of the Year Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss Teenager Seeks Restraining Order Against Jesus LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss
FirstTopStory (Talk) (Used on)	Tenth Planet Identified as 10th Least Cared-About Topic in Nation PARIS - Officials at the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Paris expressed disappointment yesterday when they learned that the discovery of a tenth planet ranks 10th on a nationally compiled list of the 20 least cared-about news topics in America. 2003 UB313, the as-yet unnamed body, is larger than Pluto and has its own moon. The discovery of the planet had sparked a lively academic debate on the definition of a planet, but has yet to resonate with most Americans. -- more Update this · Discuss this
SecondTopStory (Talk) (Used on)	Mr. Whipple squeezes Charmin, dies at 91 HOLLYWOOD, California -- Charmin pitchman and television icon Mr. Whipple, has died at the age of 91. Whipple, born George Whipple Bush but dropped his last name at age 18, died Monday after squeezing a package of Charmin that was contaminated with E. Coli. Whipple was unaware of the contamination, despite the warnings of bystanders at the local grocery store called Albertsons. "It was horrifying!" said John McCartney, 41. "I couldn't look. I had to cover my eyes." As he squeezed, the TV legend inhaled a bit of the bacteria, which quickly led to a heart attack and an unbearable urge to pee. Confused Whipple didn't know which one he needed to take care of first. -- more Update this · Discuss this
Donate (Talk) (Used on)	If you find or its sista projects amusing, please consider making a donation to help the victims of the War on Terra: International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies — various causes, including Asian floods, relief in the Middle East, Haiti, and aid for Hurricane Katrina to build a New New Orleans Disasters Emergency Committee — earthquake relief, Niger aid; ideal for mediocre British taxpayers as Gordon Brown gives a bit as well UNICEF — African AIDS relief, child health services, etc. Save Darfur — donate to help provide aid to the ongoing genocide in Darfur Donate to Japan. Seriously. Join Uncyclopedia's Folding@home Team — Help the world while doing very little work Free Rice of the UN World Food Program: play some games, feed hungry people
SidebarStoryTemplate (Talk) (Used on)	[[{{{article}}}|{{{title}}}]] {{{blurb}}}
FrontPageHotlineMenu (Talk) (Used on)	Got news and no fish? Call the Fish Monger +1-555-867-5309 (Ask for Jenny)
FrontPageMediaMenu (Talk) (Used on)	===UnNews Audio - Podcast=== UnNews:San Fransisco Marks Godzilla Attack Centennial • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Times-Picayune, Sun Herald, UnNews Win Pulitzer • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Last Minute Tax Tips From UnNews • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:General Pace, Captain Morgan defend Rumsfeld • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Enron's Skilling claims innocence as wallet doesn't fit • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Governator declares emergency; vows to go back in time to stop flood • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Wikipedia, Wikia Victim Of Wiki-Terrorism • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Exploding frogs in Louisiana kill 4; martial law in effect • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Uncyclopedia’s Cabal Plans to Clean House: Dozens of Uncyclopedians Given their Walking Papers • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:World Prepares for Bird Flu Pandemic • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Ronald McDonald arrested for selling dope to children • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Hit series Israel returns with new season • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Iran Tests New Weapons • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Gates offered to pay National Debt • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Comittee for Standardization of Business Language founded • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Collision of airborne TV station, crop duster, and diaper transport leaves 3 dead, 2 injured • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Baptist Minister Confounded, Now Hates Everybody • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Easter Bunny Dies of Rabies • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Uncyclopedia Suffers Mass Vandalisation • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews:Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] Unnews-Bush blames Saddam for Iraq instability • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] UnNews-Spam is made of Cubans • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] A Lego-size sculpture of a naked Britney Spears • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] Fox cancels more shows • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] College celebrates another year of raising tuition • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] American Convert Could Face Death • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] Microsoft patant considarad valid • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] Bush Explains Deficit Spending is Fault of Leprechauns • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] Judge Brings Down Ruling in New Jersey Satan Case • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]] AAAAAAAAA! • media info • [[{{{article}}}|text]]
RecentnewsFA (Talk) (Used on)	Austrian Guantanamo Bay detainee David Hicks receives the first sentence from the Guantanamo military commission, and the first conviction in a U.S. war crimes trial since World War I. Following a provincial general election that saw no party win more than 29% of the seats, the Liberal Party retains power in Quebec as the province's first minority government in 139 years. Sidi Cheikh Ould Abdallahi is declared the winner of the Mauritanian presidential election. In Northern Ireland, members of the DUP and Sinn Féin, led respectively by Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley, meet face-to-face for the first time, and agree on a timetable for implementing the St Andrews Agreement. Iran's Revolutionary Guards detain fifteen British Royal Navy personnel assigned to HMS Cornwall, alleging they illegally entered Iranian airspace. The head of a day care centre in Manilla, Philippines, has boarded a bus containing 2 children and 32 teachers from the centre and is currently holding them hostage, demanding better education rights and better housing for them.
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Forum

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• Uncyclopedia: Templates