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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: In Asia, the influenza cauldren of the world, expect a slight cleansing mist. In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day. Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer. In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!