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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's. Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing... Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground. And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt". In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings. Special Weather Report: Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, can you wonder why.