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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too. Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart. In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus. In summary, light breezes everywhere. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

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