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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!
- In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.
- Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.
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This forecast machine, instead of their astrologer, is used by the Bush administration to aid in weather forecasting for hurricanes.
