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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind...
- Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...
- On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.
Special Weather Report:
Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.
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There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.
