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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's. In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day. On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane. And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt". In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings. Special Weather Report: Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

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If it is raining upside down outside you are probably living in Greece!