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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.
Special Weather Report:
Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.
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If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.
