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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!
- Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
- In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.
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This weather forecast has accurately depicted the weather on Jupiter twice.
