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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind...


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  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!