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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser! On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart. Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring. In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

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Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.