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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.
- In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted trying to pose as women's undergarments.
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The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.
