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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind... Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day. On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today. In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

Global Warming Indicator

If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.