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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing... Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt". In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time. Special Weather Report: A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!