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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Florida will be hit by 17 simultaneous hurricanes, all of them with stupid names, some of them running out of rain and instead using slightly damp tea bags to inflict property damage.
- Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.
- On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
- In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted trying to pose as women's undergarments.
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The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.
