Template:UnNews Quick weather

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Things should improve in Africa and the Americas, but there'll be loud thunderstorms in the evening, about the volume of a Thin Lizzy concert.


Stormspot.jpg


  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.


  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


Special Weather Report:

Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.