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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy. Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off. On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring. In summary, light breezes everywhere. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.

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