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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil.
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.
- In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.
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The number of accurate forecasts to date equals the number of homeruns Barry Bonds has without the aid of steroids.
