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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind...


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  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.


  • In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.


  • In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.


Special Weather Report:

Montreal: Someone left Niagara Falls running all night and accidently drained the Great Lakes.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!