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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Things should improve in Africa and the Americas, but there'll be loud thunderstorms in the evening, about the volume of a Thin Lizzy concert.


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  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.


  • Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.


  • In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.


  • In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.


Special Weather Report:

The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!