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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil.
- For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
- In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.
Special Weather Report:
Montreal: Someone left Niagara Falls running all night and accidently drained the Great Lakes.
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There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.
