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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon.
- In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.
- Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
- In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.
Special Weather Report:
Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.
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Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.
