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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.
- In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.
- In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.
Special Weather Report:
Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.
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Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.
