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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid
- For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.
- Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.
Special Weather Report:
Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.
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Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, can you wonder why.
