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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.
- Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.
- As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.
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Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.
