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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!
- Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.
- Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.
- A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.
- In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.
Special Weather Report:
Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.
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This mornings weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.
