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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too.


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  • Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.


  • In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.

Global Warming Indicator

The odds of yesterday's forecast accuracy is about as good as today's stock market pricing index for crude oil.