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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis. Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts. In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops. In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there. Special Weather Report: Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

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The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut suriviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.