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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis.
- Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...
- On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.
Special Weather Report:
Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.
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Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!
