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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.
- Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.
- Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.
- In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.
- In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.
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The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut suriviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.
