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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.


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  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.


  • Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.


  • Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.

Global Warming Indicator

Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, can you wonder why.