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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon.
- Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.
- Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
- As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.
Special Weather Report:
The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.
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This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.
