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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Things should improve in Africa and the Americas, but there'll be loud thunderstorms in the evening, about the volume of a Thin Lizzy concert.
- Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off.
- On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.
- Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.
In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.
Special Weather Report:
Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.
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The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut suriviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.
