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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • In Asia, the influenza cauldren of the world, expect a slight cleansing mist.


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  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.


  • On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.


  • A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.


  • In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

Global Warming Indicator

The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.

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