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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.
- Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off.
- Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.
- In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.
- As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.
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Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.
