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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off. Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground. A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today. In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde. Special Weather Report: Montreal: Someone left Niagara Falls running all night and accidently drained the Great Lakes.

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The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut suriviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.