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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!
- In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.
- On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
- In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.
Special Weather Report:
Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.
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The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!
