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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind...
- Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.
- Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome.
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If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.
