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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind...


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  • In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.


  • On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.


  • In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.


  • In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.


Special Weather Report:

Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.

Global Warming Indicator

Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, can you wonder why.