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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's. Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring. In summary, light breezes everywhere. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.

Global Warming Indicator

There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.