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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy. For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there. On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring. In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.

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