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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • In Asia, the influenza cauldren of the world, expect a slight cleansing mist.


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  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.


  • In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.


  • In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.


Special Weather Report:

Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.

Global Warming Indicator

Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!