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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy. Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing... Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground. A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer. In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather. Special Weather Report: Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.