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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis.
- Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.
- Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.
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If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.
