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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too. Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer. In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there. Special Weather Report: Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.

Global Warming Indicator

Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.