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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon.
- Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...
- On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.
- Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.
- In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted trying to pose as women's undergarments.
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The number of accurate forecasts to date equals the number of homeruns Barry Bonds has without the aid of steroids.
