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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.
- Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...
- Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.
- In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.
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The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.
