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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.
- For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.
- On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
- In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.
Special Weather Report:
Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.
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The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.
