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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's. Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off. Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops. In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

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