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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid


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  • Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...


  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.


  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


Special Weather Report:

Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!