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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon.
- For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.
- Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.
- In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.
- In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.
Special Weather Report:
Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.
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Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.
