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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis.


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  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

Global Warming Indicator

If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.