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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius. For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there. Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts. In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft. In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather. Special Weather Report: A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.

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