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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too. For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there. Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year. And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt". In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted trying to pose as women's undergarments.

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This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.