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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid
- Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted trying to pose as women's undergarments.
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This mornings weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.
