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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!


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  • Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.


  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.


  • In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.