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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Florida will be hit by 17 simultaneous hurricanes, all of them with stupid names, some of them running out of rain and instead using slightly damp tea bags to inflict property damage.
- Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.
- Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, light breezes everywhere.
Special Weather Report:
Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.
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Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.
