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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon.
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.
Special Weather Report:
The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.
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If it is raining upside down outside you are probably living in Greece!
