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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind...


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  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.


  • In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.


Special Weather Report:

Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!