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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- No weather will be given for the state of New Jersey - they're too far in debt to affoard it.
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.
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This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.
