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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Florida will be hit by 17 simultaneous hurricanes, all of them with stupid names, some of them running out of rain and instead using slightly damp tea bags to inflict property damage.
- Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...
- Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.
- A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.
- In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.
Special Weather Report:
Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.
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Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.
