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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis.


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  • Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...


  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.


  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.


  • In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.


Special Weather Report:

Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.

Global Warming Indicator

Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!