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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde.
Special Weather Report:
Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.
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This mornings weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.
