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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.


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  • Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off.


  • On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.


  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


Special Weather Report:

The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.

Global Warming Indicator

This weather forecast has accurately depicted the weather on Jupiter twice.