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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon.


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  • Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...


  • Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.


  • In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.


In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.


Special Weather Report:

Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.

Global Warming Indicator

This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.