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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil.
- Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.
- Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.
- Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.
In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.
Special Weather Report:
The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.
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This weather forecast has accurately depicted the weather on Jupiter twice.
