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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too.
- Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.
- Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.
Special Weather Report:
Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.
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The number of accurate forecasts to date equals the number of homeruns Barry Bonds has without the aid of steroids.
