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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius.
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.
Special Weather Report:
The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.
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The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.
