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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius. Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing... Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground. A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer. In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.

Global Warming Indicator

If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.