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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.
- And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt".
- As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.
Special Weather Report:
Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.
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Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!
