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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!


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  • Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.


  • Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.


  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.

Global Warming Indicator

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