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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis.
- Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!
- Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
An acid-tripping meteorologist prepared today's Local UnWeather forecast.
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There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.
