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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today. In summary, light breezes everywhere. Special Weather Report: Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!