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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too.
- Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
- In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.
Special Weather Report:
Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.
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The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.
