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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil.


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  • Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...


  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.


  • In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.


  • In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.


Special Weather Report:

Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.

Global Warming Indicator

If it is raining upside down outside you are probably living in Greece!