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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!
- Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.
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The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!
