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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Florida will be hit by 17 simultaneous hurricanes, all of them with stupid names, some of them running out of rain and instead using slightly damp tea bags to inflict property damage.
- Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.
- Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.
Special Weather Report:
Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.
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Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.
