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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too.


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  • Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...


  • On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.


  • In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

Global Warming Indicator

Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.