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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil.


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  • Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...


  • On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.


  • Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.

Global Warming Indicator

The number of accurate forecasts to date equals the number of homeruns Barry Bonds has without the aid of steroids.