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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon.


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  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.


  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.


  • In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

Global Warming Indicator

Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.