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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.
- In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.
- Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.
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The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.
