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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse. Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing... Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts. And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt". In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

Global Warming Indicator

Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.