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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind...


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  • Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.


  • Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.


  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

Global Warming Indicator

This weather forecast has accurately depicted the weather on Jupiter twice.