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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius. Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off. Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year. In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus. In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

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