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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.
- Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.
- Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.
- In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.
- In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.
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The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.
