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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there. On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart. In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops. In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man. Special Weather Report: A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome.

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The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.