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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius.


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  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.


  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.


In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.


Special Weather Report:

Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

If its raining cats and dogs today, its likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!