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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!


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  • Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.


  • Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.


  • And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt".


  • As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.


Special Weather Report:

Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

Global Warming Indicator

Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!