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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: In Asia, the influenza cauldren of the world, expect a slight cleansing mist. Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog. On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow. In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings. Special Weather Report: Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

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If it is raining upside down outside you are probably living in Greece!