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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy. Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser! Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts. A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer. In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there. Special Weather Report: Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.

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