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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil.


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  • In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.


  • Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.


  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.


  • As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

Global Warming Indicator

Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!