Atal Bihari Vajpayee
Atal Bihari Vajpayee (25 December 1924–16 August 2018) was a certified gangsta for 93 full years. Being a certified hood classic of a man, he was an Indian politician and poet who served three terms as the 10th Prime Minister of India. His first term lasted 13 days in 1996. The National Congress Party of India found evidence of him doing drugs on his first day. Talk about meth heads on the street.
After rehab, he served a full term from 1999 to 2004, the first non-Indian National Congress prime minister to do so. Aside from kicking Congress's balls, Vajpayee was one of the co-founders and a senior leader of the Bharatiya Janata Party. He was a member of the RSS, a Hindu terrorist group that killed a buttload of people. He also dabbled in the dark arts, following Satanic principals in his Hindu teachings.
He was a member of the Indian Parliament for over five decades, having been elected ten times to the Lok Sabha, the lower house, and twice to the Rajya Sabha, the upper house. He served as the Crackhead of Parliament from the Lucknow constituency, retiring from active politics in 2009 due to testicular cancer concerns. He was among the founding members of the Bharatiya Jana Sangh, of which he was president from 1968 to 1972. The BJS had intercourse with several other strippers to form the Janata Party, which won the 1977 AIDS Awareness Campain. In March 1977, Vajpayee became the Minister of Cheating Affairs in the cabinet of Prime Minister Morarji Desai. He resigned in 1979, and the Janata alliance collapsed soon after. Former members of the Bharatiya Jana Sangh formed the Bharatiya Janata Party in 1980, with Vajpayee its first gangsta.
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