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Week of 26 March

2 weeks to read HTBFANJS. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:19, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Sorted. —Braydie 12:06, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Eh, for the moment. —Braydie 12:19, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
BLANKING!!@@! Or that's what tompkins said. —Braydie 12:19, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Rad X'd him.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 14:52, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
I feel so special. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:26, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
Rad X'd him.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 14:52, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Week of 19 March

Warned on talk page. I've basically force fed him the rules. —Braydie 06:27, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
2 weeksBraydie 20:16, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
6 monthsBraydie 20:16, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Grammatically reprimanded. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/24 02:24
If you insist... —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 01:28, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
I can't tell if they're the same person; we'll have to run a checkuser to verify that. 1 week until we can prove it. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 01:28, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
I was going to let this guy slide until he removed this entry. Instead, he's infinibanned under that name, and should come back with a better one. And I doubt his IQ's that high. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 00:50, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Because I feel remarkably nice today, I've just given him a chewing-out. If he starts stirring up crap here, I'll ban him. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 00:32, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Ok, done. Thanks for pointing this out. —Braydie 00:11, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Famine. —Braydie 00:16, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
All look vaguely socky, but I don't see that they've done anything worth banning yet. If they breathe wrong, let us know. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/23 19:09
Might just be a shot in the dark, but...Ockenbock (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) seems very similar in behavior to this merry lot, in that they all hate a wiki admin called Metros232 and are all talking to each other in what looked like faked conversations. Ockenbock was infinibanned two weeks ago for various offences, he has also been infinibanned from wiki for sockpuppeting by Metros232...which explains a lot. Exhibit A-User talk:The Hybrid -Retrofuture42 19:49, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Just wanted to comment that these are disruptive accounts from Wikipedia who are taking their war against Metros232 to Uncyclopedia in order to plot against him here. There's probably more too (Ockenbock loves sockpuppets). 144.175.20.193 03:57, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Not exactly sure what you did, but I'm happy to help out. Enjoy your break! Write an article in word, and post it when you come back. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/23 14:27
Shoes are getting sticky... Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/23 01:12
Squashed. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/23 00:37
Squashed. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/22 15:08
Letting it go, as they seem done and gone with that one edit. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/22 15:08
infinite.Braydie 19:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Can't really see this one without looking at every article deleted today.. —Braydie 19:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 19:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
infiniteBraydie 19:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
1 monthBraydie 19:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 19:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Week of 12 March

1 monthBraydie 07:56, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Now in coma for 1 year as the result of not eating anything for several weeks. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:22, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille-16'd. —Braydie 15:10, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
Gone. —Braydie 15:10, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
Basically, what I did was take him out back and hit him with a piece of 2x4 for about 10 minutes. He shouldn't be coming back as that guy again. —Braydie 17:23, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
This account really cracks me up. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
8 daysBraydie 13:07, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
1 week.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 03:29, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
Famine for a day. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 03:52, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 20:52, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
infiniteBraydie 13:14, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
10 daysBraydie 13:14, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 13:14, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 02:05, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
GoneBraydie 22:31, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
2 weeksBraydie 22:33, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Meh, for now. —Braydie 22:33, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
3 weeksBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
10 daysBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Spang. —Braydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Famine. —Braydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Spang. —Braydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille got him. —Braydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 20:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
You sure you got it right there, bud? He doesn't appear to have any contributions. --General Insineratehymn 00:05, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
That's because it got deleted. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:45, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
2 weeks - Willing to increase if he comes back... :) —Braydie 00:47, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Smited by the church of Braydie!Braydie 00:06, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysMajor Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
12 daysBraydie 17:58, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
6 months extreme dickery. —Braydie 17:58, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Only constant creating, over and over and over again deserves a ban for that. Oh, it helps if you say to admins about it on IRC as well - especially when you're the one that created it, that would probably get you a ban as well. —Braydie 17:58, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
1 dayMajor Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 03:25, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Gone and fixed, all of 2 minutes work. Thanks for the quick post. As a reward I'll let you steal a better sig. In fact, I encourage it. Strongly. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/12 03:02

Week of 5 March

Yep. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/12 03:02
1 weekBraydie 12:55, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
I was going to chew him out on his talk page. Spang, on the other hand, wasn't as merciful, and he's gone forever. Victory dances are to be performed in the back room. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 04:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
If that was the only reason to ban him, you'd be joining him. As it is, he blanked a page, so it's one month off for Mr. Wannabe. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 04:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I already infinitely banned him as a very likely sockpuppet of Metropolis, along with User:Sir Oscar Wilde. You'd probably have to see the deleted edits though. Also why metropolis also got the infinite ban this time, and he was banned for doing lots of sockpuppeting before. Spang talk 05:09, 11 Mar 2007
1 monthBraydie 20:59, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Not worth a ban. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:04, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Not worth a ban. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:04, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Not worth a ban. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:04, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Not worth a ban in this case. —Braydie 17:14, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 17:12, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 17:05, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
9 days and 6 daysBraydie 17:12, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 17:05, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 17:03, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Fuck u lived in the poor African nation of Ethiopia. He sadly died as the result of a Famine. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:24, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
At least it wasn't pro-ninja vandalism. 1 week.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 04:34, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Evicted (3 days). —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 04:05, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Zombiebaron got him. —Braydie 03:01, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm tempted to ban *you* for reporting someone trolling/being a dick in the confines of BHOP. Unless a bunch of his edits have been deleted, I see nothing in mainspace worth banning. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/10 00:08
51 daysBraydie 19:50, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 17:00, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
2 monthsBraydie 17:00, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
InfiniteBraydie 16:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Caught another user with it. —Braydie 18:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
1 dayBraydie 16:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
1 dayBraydie 16:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 16:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 16:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
I'll give it semi-protection for a week or so and see if that helps matters. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/9 01:35
Indeed. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/9 01:35
2 months of jedi training. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:19, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

OK Case #2 I IN no way purposefully blanked anything on the article in question however if I did vandalize, it was probably because it was the Vandalism/Example on wheels!‎‎, and I never removed any "Comments" outside of my own user page and I have a right to clean my own user page talk. However if one gose in to the Vandalism/Example on wheels! page one will notice that several slanderous things where written about me. I took it all in stride till now. Now I am offended by every word and declare it as evidence of harassment. However i submit as Evidence that User:Roman Dog Bird was the most recent person to Remove anything from the article Shortly after I Added contentAyumiKitada 08:43, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

I defend MY EDITS TO THESE PAGES. Any removal of other users Edits where du to the fact that they were nonsensical and most importantly NOT FUNNY I also find it odd that 128.252.43.131 only contribution is reporting me to ban patrol after the so recent baning of 128.252.48.170 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) who had NOTHING Funny to contribute and basically vandalized My Recent Rewrite of Missouri. if a user contributed and it was funny I generally would let it pass but all of IP:128.252.48.170's weren't. --AyumiKitada 08:34, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Vacations all around! Horray! Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/8 22:58
1 weekBraydie 05:06, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
2 months -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
1 month -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:06, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Budford would agree, 2 weeks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:39, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
So, I like, got these ones. God, I need a vacation. This work shit is hard. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/7 22:11

1 weekBraydie 18:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
2 hours and repeat vandal is from after a block. —Braydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

I'll rember that in future-Retrofuture42 16:35, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

That isn't so bad.. —Braydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Another user cleaned it up and expanded it-Retrofuture42 16:36, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

3 daysBraydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
2 weeks From Spang. —Braydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
1 day From Spang. —Braydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
1 day From Spang. —Braydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
1 dayBraydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Two weeksBraydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
That's not that bad.. —Braydie 16:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 20:50, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
3 Days Forced Labor See, Im not as impotent as you think --Nytrospawn 20:06, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

*68.78.77.17 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) Linkspamming, creation of a whole network of ICU articles. -Retrofuture42 18:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC) Already blocked for other offences-Retrofuture42 18:12, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Two weeks in the hole. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:53, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Two weeks from Codeine, with love. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:49, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Insinerate, you should probably work this out whith Codeine a civilized manner, which doesn't include nominating longstanding admins for bans. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:44, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
1 day, but that's because it's an ICU article. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 21:36, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
...two days ago. Whatever happened to punctuality? Meh, day. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 21:36, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Loogie, unless there's been a change in the definition of the word, "multiple" means "more than one." 1 week anyway. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 21:36, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
1 year.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 21:36, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
1 week.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 21:36, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
1 day Also, that page is gone now, shouldn't have any more trouble. —Braydie 17:40, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 17:40, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Six Weeks repeat offender. —Braydie 16:16, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
That's actually a school IP, just so you know. --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:14, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
If I get complaints about people not being able to edit uncyclopedia in a learning environment, I'll consider unbanning it. —Braydie 01:36, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
3 days from Elvis. —Braydie 19:35, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Elvis got him. —Braydie 19:34, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Week of 26 February

GoneBraydie 15:28, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
2 yearsBraydie 13:45, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Can't block. Looking at the block log for this IP it shows that it's a NTL city-wide proxy. —Braydie 13:45, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 12:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 12:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 12:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 12:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 12:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 12:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
InfiniteBraydie 12:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Infinite by Mhaille. —Braydie 12:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
It was a pretty...different...flamewar, but he won't be back. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:42, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Gone. —Braydie 15:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
2 month, repeat offender. —Braydie 23:21, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Gone. —Braydie 23:13, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 07:46, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
You screwed up on your message. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:57, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
I know, I do that a lot D: —Braydie 21:26, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
1 week and I'll protect your userpage. —Braydie 02:34, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
ForeverBraydie 02:31, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Hindleyite got him, then I did to make sure.. (only my block comes up on the list for some reason) —Braydie 21:14, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille got him. Self-fufilling prophecy, anyone? —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:38, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
3 weeksBraydie 08:01, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Requested he read up on humor. Request that you use the "preview" button before leaving broken code on pages. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/28 04:02
'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:54, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
2 weeksBraydie 01:19, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Braydie gave him 3 days, but if you can prove that it is a sockpuppet, that will become longer. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:05, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Seems to have given up, and hasn't edited since Febraury 22nd, but he got a week just in case. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:04, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
He is now an ex-IP. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:10, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
1 month under lock and key. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:09, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
I have a personal vendetta against them now. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/27 01:57
It won't be back. Ever. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:11, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 17:10, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Elvis has him for 3 days. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:39, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Spang blocked him, it was the coolest thing. —Braydie 06:25, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
He's also a sockpuppter, according to Wikipedia. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:02, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Yep. Forgot to mention that. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Spang gave him a month. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:37, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Second china-related vandalization in a month. Shalln't happen again. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/26 02:40

Week of 19 February

An infinite bat from Braydie. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:44, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Dang, sannse got 'im for 3 days. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:43, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Never mind. It was just on three articles. --General Insineratehymn 00:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
A small correction: deleted pages do not appear in user contribution pages. --Lstarnes 23:35, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
My bad(s); all corrected with strikethroughs. But I'm still curious why you blanked me: honest mistake, I hope? Or you just felt crazy? I like crazy, crazy good. Except... not always here. — Lenoxus 01:10, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
/me bats Far out of the park. —Braydie 22:21, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Actually, neither BAN ME did that. But there's still plenty of vandalism to warrant expulsion. —Lenoxus 04:48, 22 February 2007 (UTC) (didn't realize deleted pages don't show up)
That's a constructive edit, as far as I'm concerned. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/21 14:00
Banished. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/20 03:49
Well, only 2 weeks because they have only made two edits. I can't ban because of the name - it's not offensive - it's quite ironic actually. —Braydie 21:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Blanked some other pages too, /me bats Purple out of the park. —Braydie 17:37, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
He's had three edits today. One was to blank his own userpage--don't ask me why--the second to his user talk page, and the third a perfectly harmless comment on Talk:Jon Bon Jovi (as well as being the only edit on said talk page). If you think that I'm going to ban him for those three edits, then I have a bridge I'd like to sell you. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 17:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
You did see the part that he messed with Elvis' page, which was the one who banned him in the first place? And put remarks on other users' pages (i.e. - I'm going to kick his butt) after he was banned for the same thing last time? I reverted those. So take a look again. And about that bridge - do you have it in red? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Week of 12 February

1 week --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:15, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 21:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
2 daysMajor Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 09:37, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Also blocked. —rc (t) 18:10, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Blocked. —rc (t) 18:09, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I'll let the GameFAQsers work out their issues. —rc (t) 18:09, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Young AAA, nothing else needs to be said. InfiniteBraydie 03:07, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, severe killing is about right. —Braydie 13:58, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm not going to ban him for his name, because then I would have to ban every other user with a crappy name, but he did get 1 hour for petty vandalisim. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:37, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
He went AWOL after that. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/15 01:43
Yah, but I still got him. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
If by "still got him" you mean, "would have let him off 4 months early if Famine hadn't gotten there first", then yes. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/15 02:24
I did cross that out you know...--Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:37, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Zombie'd. —rc (t) 00:19, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
That's funny...I don't remember turning him undead...unless...RCMURPHY IS A ZOMBIE?? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:43, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
Murphy'd. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:20, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

--AyumiKitada 04:11, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

--AyumiKitada 23:28, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

1 weekBraydie 20:22, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie 20:25, 12 February 2007 (UTC)