Worst 100 Wifi Names

Internet. We all have it, well most of us do, I mean you're using it right now, aren't you? Anyway, here is a list of the worst 100 WiFi names that you can use.

Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1

100-91[edit]

100. Drop Like It's Hotspot: A nice pun to start things off with.

99. Keep It On The Download: Another pun. Pretty funny.

98. Panic At The Cisco: I swear if these are all puns, I'm gonna hurt somebody.

97. Bill Wi the Science Fi: This one doesn't even make sense, does it?

96. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi: I've watched Harry Potter but I had no idea what was happening in it... but the Lazer Swords were cool.

95. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi: Is that suppose to mean 'Wife'? Cause I'm single and will probably always be, so I'd prefer a witch.

94. Chance the Router: For fuck sakes. Another pun? Seriously stop this.

93. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi: Again, I don't get this one but the list has gotta list I suppose.

92. Wu-Tang LAN: Clash of Clans?

91. Wi-Fight the Feeling: I'm gonna fight somebody in a minute, that's for sure.

90-81[edit]

90. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi: I don't think a condom can fit over a modem...

89. Winternet is Coming: And Lord Eddard Stark is cumming.

88. It Burns When IP: Then don't pee?

87. Yer A Wifi Harry: I don't remember a Harry in Star Wars.

86. Never Gonna Give You Wifi: Rick Astley better give me his internet or I'm gonna give him up (to the FBI for human trafficking).

85. Two Girls One Router: What dumbasses. I mean why dont they just use a cup or something?

84. Silence of the LAN: Great yet another fucking pun. I'm getting pissed of now. Does anyone have a cup... or a router?

83. Everyday I'm Buffering: Can't tell if this is a wifi pun or a statement on overweight Americans who eat at buffets...

82. John Wilkes Bluetooth: Abraham Lincoln wasn't shot, he just died of boredom waiting for the bluetooth to connect.

81. Bandwidth Together: No, but we can... come together.

80-71[edit]

80. Girls Gone Wireless: About bloody time if you ask me.

79. Who What When Where WiFi: Alright, I like this one. This one's good, but how? (See what I did there? Nevermind...)

79. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me: Spooder-Man?

78. Benjamin FrankLAN: STOP WITH THE FUCKING PUNS

77. Nacho Wifi: It is now.

76. Lag Out Loud: This is one that your grandmother would post on Facebook (I mean Meta. Wait, does that make this a meta joke? But in becoming meta, it no longer becomes meta but...)

75. Wi Fi Fo Fum: I declare a thumb war! Wait no, I said "thumb war" not "world war 3 with nuculear holocaust" Joe Biden mate!

74. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi: I don't remember what Harry Potter movie this quote is from.

73. Password is Gullible: I'm not that gullible... but seriously, I tried that so can I please have the password?

72. No More Mister Wifi: Mister Wife? He sounds like a nice guy.

71. Upload The Rain Download In Africa: This pun makes the average person think too hard.

70-61[edit]

70. Theodore Routervelt: Puns galore in here innit?

69. No LAN For The Wicked: More like Puns'R'Us ammirite?

68. The LAN Down Under: Crikey! But like, I can give you a D if you want... ladies hit me up. Please?

67. I Believe Wi Can Fi: Ask Micheal Keaton.

66. Vladimir Routin: The KGB may be after me now.

65. Where the Wild Pings Are: Please stop, I'm losing my patience here.

64. Pretty Fly for a WiFi: And my fly is undone, great! Now I know why I was called a pedophile when I walked by the girls netball game.

63. One if by LAN…: Two if by sea? And the British are coming also?

62. Go Go Router Rangers: I dibs the Red Ranger, I want to be the Red Ranger, he's the cool one.

61. IP Steady Streams: I did not need to know that, but thanks for the infomation.

60-51[edit]

60. John Claude WAN Damme: I'm done.

59. The Promised LAN: Yep, done.

58. Wi-Fi, do you love me?: D-O-N-E, done.

57. FBI Channel 93853: This one is funny. Like imagine someone going through all the internet names and they come across this one. They'd be like "holy shit, the FBI is here!". Funny.

56. NSFW: Yes, I too use an entirely different wifi for my.... porn?

55. Ludwig WAN Beethoven: I'm outta here.

54. FBI Van 13: Like before, just imagine someone at home connecting to wifi and they come across this one and then they just start looking outside to see the van. Very funny.

53. The LAN Before Time: Once again, ladies and girls (above the age of 16, or if you're in Germany or Japan, 12) please contact me for some D.

52. AA Meeting: Not very anonymous now is it?

51. CIA Surveillance Drone: Once again, just imagine some fuckwit looking up at the sky trying to look for the drone.

50-41[edit]

50. Slower than Yo Momma: That's not very nice. But very true nonetheless.

49. Witness Protection: Also a good one. Two thumbs up.

48. That’s What She SSID: I've heard that Steve Carell actually uses this one. That is a complete lie that I just made up, but it'd be funny if it were true.

47. Unregistered Hypercam 2: So many cam-girls nearby. I mean I live quite remotely with only my sisters and mum... wait a minute.

46. Close Your Bathroom Curtains: Great. Now what am I gonna use these binoculars for?

45. Bilbo Laggins: LOTR and The Hobbit are the same movie right? Genuine question.

44. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO: But have you got some GEX??

43. Lord Voldemodem: This is the guy that Luke fights right? And then Harry fights Vader.

"Sir, have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

40-1[edit]

My internet cut out and I can no longer finish this list. Sorry for any inconvenience and try to turn your modem off, wait 30 seconds and turn it back on again.