Worst 100 Wifi Names

Internet. We all have it, well most of us do, I mean you're using it right now, aren't you? Anyway, here is a list of the worst 100 WiFi names that you can use.

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100. Drop Like It's Hotspot

A nice pun to start things off with.

99. Keep It On The Download

Another pun. Pretty funny.

98. Panic At The Cisco

I swear if these are all puns, I'm gonna hurt somebody.

97. Bill Wi the Science Fi

This one doesn't even make sense, does it?

96. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi

I've watched Harry Potter but I had no idea what was happening in it... but the Lazer Swords were cool.

95. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi

Is that suppose to mean 'Wife'? Cause I'm single and will probably always be, so I'd prefer a witch.

94. Chance the Router

For fuck sakes. Another pun? Seriously stop this.

93. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi

Again, I don't get this one but the list has gotta list I suppose.

92. Wu-Tang LAN

Clash of Clans?

91. Wi-Fight the Feeling

I'm gonna fight somebody in a minute, that's for sure.

90-81

90. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi

I don't think a condom can fit over a modem...

89. Winternet is Coming

And Lord Eddard Stark is cumming.

88. It Burns When IP

Then don't pee?

87. Yer A Wifi Harry

I don't remember a Harry in Star Wars.

86. Never Gonna Give You Wifi

Rick Astley better give me his internet or I'm gonna give him up (to the FBI for human trafficking).

85. Two Girls One Router

What dumbasses. I mean why dont they just use a cup or something?

84. Silence of the LAN

Great yet another fucking pun. I'm getting pissed of now. Does anyone have a cup... or a router?

83. Everyday I'm Buffering

Can't tell if this is a wifi pun or a statement on overweight Americans who eat at buffets...

82. John Wilkes Bluetooth

Abraham Lincoln wasn't shot, he just died of boredom waiting for the bluetooth to connect.

81. Bandwidth Together

No, but we can... come together.

80-71

80. Girls Gone Wireless

About bloody time if you ask me.

79. Who What When Where WiFi

Alright, I like this one. This one's good, but how? (See what I did there? Nevermind...)

79. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me

Spooder-Man?

78. Benjamin FrankLAN

STOP WITH THE FUCKING PUNS

77. Nacho Wifi

It is now.

76. Lag Out Loud

This is one that your grandmother would post on Facebook (I mean Meta. Wait, does that make this a meta joke? But in becoming meta, it no longer becomes meta but...)

75. Wi Fi Fo Fum

I declare a thumb war! Wait no, I said "thumb war" not "world war 3 with nuculear holocaust" Joe Biden mate!

74. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi

I don't remember what Harry Potter movie this quote is from.

73. Password is Gullible

I'm not that gullible... but seriously, I tried that so can I please have the password?

72. No More Mister Wifi

Mister Wife? He sounds like a nice guy.

71. Upload The Rain Download In Africa

This pun makes the average person think too hard.

70-61

70. Theodore Routervelt

Puns galore in here innit?

69. No LAN For The Wicked

More like Puns'R'Us ammirite?

68. The LAN Down Under

Crikey! But like, I can give you a D if you want... ladies hit me up. Please?

67. I Believe Wi Can Fi

Ask Micheal Keaton.

66. Vladimir Routin

The KGB may be after me now.

65. Where the Wild Pings Are

Please stop, I'm losing my patience here.

64. Pretty Fly for a WiFi

And my fly is undone, great! Now I know why I was called a pedophile when I walked by the girls netball game.

63. One if by LAN…

Two if by sea? And the British are coming also?

62. Go Go Router Rangers

I dibs the Red Ranger, I want to be the Red Ranger, he's the cool one.

61. IP Steady Streams

I did not need to know that, but thanks for the infomation.

60-51

60. John Claude WAN Damme

I'm done.

59. The Promised LAN

Yep, done.

58. Wi-Fi, do you love me?

D-O-N-E, done.

57. FBI Channel 93853

This one is funny. Like imagine someone going through all the internet names and they come across this one. They'd be like "holy shit, the FBI is here!". Funny.

56. NSFW

Yes, I too use an entirely different wifi for my.... porn?

55. Ludwig WAN Beethoven

I'm outta here.

54. FBI Van 13

Like before, just imagine someone at home connecting to wifi and they come across this one and then they just start looking outside to see the van. Very funny.

53. The LAN Before Time

Once again, ladies and girls (above the age of 16, or if you're in Germany or Japan, 12) please contact me for some D.

52. AA Meeting

Not very anonymous now is it?

51. CIA Surveillance Drone

Once again, just imagine some fuckwit looking up at the sky trying to look for the drone.

50-41

50. Slower than Yo Momma

That's not very nice. But very true nonetheless.

49. Witness Protection

Also a good one. Two thumbs up.

48. That’s What She SSID

I've heard that Steve Carell actually uses this one. That is a complete lie that I just made up, but it'd be funny if it were true.

47. Unregistered Hypercam 2

So many cam-girls nearby. I mean I live quite remotely with only my sisters and mum... wait a minute.

46. Close Your Bathroom Curtains

Great. Now what am I gonna use these binoculars for?

45. Bilbo Laggins

LOTR and The Hobbit are the same movie right? Genuine question.

44. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO

But have you got some GEX??

43. Lord Voldemodem

This is the guy that Luke fights right? And then Harry fights Vader.

"Sir, have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

40-1

My internet cut out and I can no longer finish this list. Sorry for any inconvenience and try to turn your modem off, wait 30 seconds and turn it back on again.