Worst 100 LOL Cats
100-91[edit]
100. The Original LOL Cat
Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.
99. Happy Cat
Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger!
98. Hot Cat
Iz excuse 2 put a sexy pussy pic in artikel
97. Overused Orange Cat
Iz cute, but way over-used. (And over-huffed.)
96. Dead Cat
Iz really only playin' ded...rite?
95. Drunk Cat
Haz ded hooker in trunk.
94. Easily Swayed Cat
Is now racist.
93. Super Cute Pirate Cat
Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty.
92. LOL cat
Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew.
91. Caturday Cat
Iz high.
90-81[edit]
90. Literacy Cat
Kan spel "you're" reel goood.
89. Long Cat
Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man".
88. Short Cat
Haz had too much plaztic surgery.
87. Serious Cat
Iz seriously fucking serious.
86. Smelly Cat
Hates the fucking dryer!!!
85. Dune Cat
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Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi.
84. Fail Cat
Should have picked cheddar.
83. Internet Addict Cat
Also needs moar ears.
82. Hamster Cat's ...
... mother waz a hamster. (Father smelledz of elderberriez.)
81. Violin Cat
Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too.
80-70[edit]
80. Invisible Everything Cat
Haz better stuffz than U.
79. Spoon Cat
Iz fightin teh hrwin habit.
78. Hooray Cat
Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther.
77. Scared-y cat
Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze.
76. War Cat
Wantz rubz.
75. Better than you cat
Iz smug cause shez betterz than you.
74. Admin Cat
HA! In your face's face!
73. Soulless Cat ...
... can now run for political office.
72. Soviet Cat
Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!!
71. Lazy Cat
Livez in Amerika.
70-61[edit]
70. Existential Cat
Or iz moonin you; whatever.
69. Pussy in Carpet Cat
Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke.
68. Basket Cat
Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell.
67. Mop Cat
Takez any job she can get in this economiez.
66. Healer Cat
Also does exorcizms.
65. Inspector Cat
Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack.
64. Superconductor Cat
Haz no electrical resistancez.
63. Allergy Cat
Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!"
62. American cat
Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here.
61. Asian Cat
Is suprized!.
60-51[edit]
60. Native American Cat
Iz being forced off hiz landz by Pilgrim Cat.
59. Negro Cat
Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.
58. Cathulhu
Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.
57. Jabba Cat
Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz.
56. Empire Cat
Iz afraidz of Wookies!
55. Dress Up Cat
Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez!
54. Godfather Cat
... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze.
53. Scientology Cat
Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted.
52. Pope Cat
Haz a funny hat!.
51. Jew Cat
Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz.
50-41[edit]
50. Observant Jew Cat
Playz golf on Caturday.
49. Monopoly Cat
Cheetz the bank.
48. Nosfercatu Cat
Loves flowerz.
47. Heterochromia Cat
Carried teh virus off England.
46. Illegal Alien Cat
Iz in ur country, steelin ur jobz.
45. Kitler
Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Mewz.
44. Biznis Cat
Stole your retirement moniez.
43. Supermarket Cat
Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz.
42. Undead Cat
Iz defeated by sunlight.
41. Pizza Cat
Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz.
40-31[edit]
40. Invisible Sandwich Cat
In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on.
39. Hungry Ironic Cat
Noms teh hand dat feez himz.
38. Sneeky Cat
Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.
37. Secret Ingredient Cat
Will foolz your dinner guestz.
36. Cheezburger Cat
Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger!
35. Birthday Cat
Iz an ungrateful baztard!
34. Pringles Cat
Iz being subjected to animal abuse.
33. Welfare Cat
Votes.
32. Preppy Cat
Is halucinatinz.
32. House Cleaner Cat
Enjoyz the job perkz.
31. Anti-gravity Cat
Iz happy about profanity.
30-21[edit]
30. Reverse Gravity Cat
Is also halucinatinz.
29. Schodinger's Cat
Watchez porn while unobserved.
28. Jedi Cat
Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again.
27. Angsty Noob Cat
Iz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.
26. Dr. Skullthumper Cat
Iz not a real doctor, or a real cat. But doez thump skullz.
25. Laser Eye Surgery Cat
Haz supa laza eyes nou.
24. WTF cat
Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz.
23. Lion Cat
Will killz you in your sleep.
22. Naïf Cat
No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust.
21. Stay Puffed Cat
Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath.
20-11[edit]
20. What?!? Cat
Doezn't want anything to do with your mom. Quit pimping her.
19. Chinese Cat
Iz stealin yur dataz.
18. Thief Cat
Iz black, unsurprisingly.
17. Ex-girlfriend Cat
Just called to say "Hi."
16. Internet Cat
Likes computerz.
15. Ringleader Cat
Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz.
14. Monster Cat
Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now?
13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat
May give you the H1N1 viruz.
12. Raepist Cat
Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted.
11. Anal Sex Cat
Knowz what you like.
10-2[edit]
10. Surprise Sex Cat
Iz the bests moneiz you evah spent.
9. Teenage Cat
Wastes your moniez and time.
8. Homeschooled Cat
Haz no friendz.
7. Chilli Cookoff Cat
Iz inbred redneck.
6. Ceiling Cat
Watches you masturbate while also masturbating.
5. Russian Cat
In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate.
4. Voyeur Cat.com
Iz makin moniez!.
3.. Fetish Cat
Shouldza hav used lubez.
2. Pussy Cats
Do NOT make one transgendered.
And the Number 1 Worst LOL Cats![edit]
1. Pregnancy Fetish Cat
Iz worstest lolcat possibel! (If u haz a worster one, ad plz.)
Seez Also[edit]
External Links[edit]
- Catkind @ Uncyclopedia
- I can haz Lolcode?
- Mebbe see some Lolcats?
- See lotz of Lolcats
- Worst Trolls plus lolcats = Trollcats.
Unhonorable Mentunz[edit]
Failure Cat
Failz to maek list, Oh Noes!