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OH HAI!!!1111one111 Dis artikul iz about Lolcats, a plan for world domination. Wuz yoo lookin for teh artikul aboit regoolar catz? Pleez note that regoolar cats need fud. I can has fud?^[1]

“Dis artikel. i did haz it. ”
~ Some Cat on Lolcats

“ ORLY???? ”
~ Bill O'Rly on Lolcats

Lolcats is teh reason why: yor hard drive, is fullz. Not want AYB! This iz much funner. Lolcats come from LOL+CAT. They has pikchur with lol-kapshun and lol-cat(s) on its. Teh pics, dey share wif pplz on msg bords and on photo sharez. This feh-nomnomnun haz been popular since bee-fore i-can-has-cheezburger?^[2] site. It also braut start of teh Lolrus.

An kittehs no like zombies. We wer hair 1stest. So scrm!

kitteh huffz itself

Abouts[edit]

sumthin lolcats r known to have

Im in ur house, screwin ur wife[edit]

O hai! Lolcats r teh catz taht r invadin' ur intartoobz!!!!!11111oneone1 Dey r teh sneekiest of teh catz, and teh masters ov Katurdai. Tehy no needs battreez, and normally r not kakes. Tehy r communly foundz en ur lap steelin' ur bodyheatz and vareeous ofer playses, and usually has an alibi. Yah shudnz blink, 'cause ceilin cats may be watchun u!I amz a reetard

Jesse Wood spendz hiz time hurr!

Caturday[edit]

Caturday onle occurz wonce evry 28 yeers, a fakt taht midle-ajed houzewives ar not hapy abowt.

“Caturday” iz a interwebz 4Chan meme wher tehre is an picure of some Cat LOLicon with a cation, tihs datez bck to precat timez wen cavemen wud tape messages to teihr pet raptors, but taht nevr turned out wel… Tihs led to ~~the extint... extici...~~ no moar dinosores when teh cavemen stoped usin tape an started usin a stapler. Later tihs waz re-intraduced when 18th century photoppl wud put funneh captions on teh photos. Tihs later ~~evov...~~ became Mudkip called J0e, but J0e was becoming sadz, so he wanted 2 get happy, and got drunk… Then he... ~~de-evolved?~~ turned back into a piece of paper and that is why all of the stuff written in the captions are in 1337 speak. That’s right “i can haz cheezburgr?” came from a drunk mudkip… So taht’s y ppl liek dem.

Lolcatz r teh l33t![edit]

lolcatz r nown 2 b g00d at teh v1d1o gamz. U evar bin pr0wned at teh cowntar strikez, it b a lolcat kampin.

Im in ur book depoztry...

Hay. Itz a lujitimut stratujee.

Mai abilities, lemme show u dem.[edit]

lolcats do not accept refnds or s'changes wifout recpt.

Many join r caus! you shall fight Titan Cat!!11!.

Lolcats can:

haz cheezburger
haz president Jar Jar
haz cancer
deeny ur refnds or s'changes wifout a recpt. k?
haz a forcefelds wtf?
haz a herb
haz a hat(But they have to fight knuckles to earn that achievement)
haz a flavor
haz A POKAMANS!
haz mastachief as powerfull lolcat!! he even advertise for us in his show!!elven11!1.
haz mahd skillz
be are serious.
lazer catz
be seein wut yoo did heer
be confuzed???
be a cheezburglar
be steelin' yo riffs
be not amused in yur trashcan
be steelins yo interwebz
be lol'd at by hyoomunz
block ur toobz, drainz, sinks, and any oteh kind of drainage
alterz yur persepshuns
dance teh Thriller
turn their everythingz invisiblez.
upgradenzen yur RAMz
iz way coolrz dan da O RLY owlz
iz caught?
...And lots other dizturbing thingz. k?
All ur base are belong to mehz k?
free food plox!
monorail
eets ur cookiez dat theys made for u
eatz all teh cheezburgers
b funneh
pwn ur xbocks n00bs
can run n windoes vistuh
pr0n newbz
spamz da internetz
all da othah stoof that regler catz cant do.
eetz ur mom
hackz da psn. k?
die tryin too kiel groos.
reid de b*ble

Du 2 teh resent drastic explosion in the lolcat population, certan literary amenitys has to be mad avalable.

Want[edit]

I haz quantum disequilibrium.

Historey[edit]

“My historey, they involves mah picz”
~ Lolcat

ITZ CATURDAY BIZNATCH

Teh lolcats r being a round for long timez, but silly hoomans r not noticings. Dey has come to Earf on huge comit to invadez teh worldz and the intarwebz. They pretndz to be petz to hoomans, but teh hoomans in ree-alitee r teh petz, but r 2 stoopidz to know.^[3]

Wez even got piks ovr 1O0 yers aold, becuz lolcatz own ur base.

teh first lolcat frum 1909!!! lolol!

Teh Future[edit]

JORDAN ALYCE HARRIS tehe LOLCAT

“This plan. I has a secret.”
~ Anonymous Lolcat

“I fear the worst when I read this article. ~~Maybe I should get a dog. Dogs are much~~ —
I, Oscar Whillie, luvs catz forevah. Food. I promis to bring.”
~ Oscar Whillie

“lol.”
~ Jib

Us lolcats r plannin to take over ur worldz. We iz in places of power. Silly humans r not expecting anythings. THIS R NOT A KILL ROBOTNIK

Leedur of teh cats will befriendz teh Prezdint of teh wurldz after wurld peece happens in teh far fyoochur, den murderz teh Prezdint and leave himzelf as Prezdint in Prezi's will. They willz nevar suspectz us.

I haz a empire.

I can haz cheezburger?[edit]

gib mi cheezburger pl0x or i kill u, k?

Concludz[edit]

Kthxbai!

Mah refs[edit]

Let me show u dem

↑ Cheezburger? :s
↑ Mah face. Itz all over teh place!
↑ I has a KATPCHA to filteh dem out

Seez Also[edit]

Andz Ecksernayl Lynx[edit]

This page was originally sporked from ICanHasCheezburger.com.

This page was originally sporked from FailFunnies.com.

[1] Cheezburger? :s

[2] Mah face. Itz all over teh place!

[3] I has a KATPCHA to filteh dem out

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