Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time

According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs About Seagulling ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.

* God does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.

103. "Get A Grip" - Semisonic

102. "Cum On, Feel The Noise" - Quiet Riot

101. "Does Your Spewing Cum Lose its Flavour on your Bedpost Overnight?" - Lonnie Donnigan

Strangely titled 60s hit for the King of Skiffle.

100. "Come on Eileen" - Dexy's Midnight Runners

Seminal release by Birmingham's finest.

99. "Let it Rain" - Tracy Chapman

Often considered a one hit wonder, Tracy shocked her fans with this outpouring.

98. "Come On Over" - Shania Twain

She sure feels like a woman.

97. "Spray Paint" - Black Flag

96. "Shoot from the Hip" - WASP

95. "Spill the Wine" - WAR (with Eric Burdon)

94. "Albatross" - Fleetwood Mac

Massive hit for the Mac.

93. "Attack" - System Of A Down

These boys are considered a real handful on the tour circuit.

92. "Sowing the Seeds of Love" - Tears for Fears

91. "Sticky Fingers" - The Rolling Stones

90. "Wankers Away" - The Vibe Merchants

Seagulling has long being the pastime of choice amongst England's social elite.

89. "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" - The Beatles

Oi, Look Out! Along with Come Together (#3) and Happiness Is A Warm Gun, its clear what makes this the White Album.

88. "I Shot The Sheriff (But I Didn't Shoot No Deputy)" - Bob Marley & The Wailers

Sometimes it isn't just enough of it for all.

87. "Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)" - Flock of Seagulls

86. "It's All Over Now" - The Faces

Pass me a towel.

85. "In Your Eyes" - Peter Gabriel

Bullseye!

84. "I'm Sticking With You" - The Velvet Underground

83. "Give Yourself a Hand" - Crash Test Dummies

82. "Cikita Muz" - Ajdar Anik

81. "With My Little Ukelele In My Hand" - George Formby

Hahaha....never touched me!

80. "Here Comes The Rain Again" - Eurythmics

79. "Jerk" - Kim Stockwood

78. "I Come From Nowhere" - Frank Zappa

77. "I'm So Excited" - The Pointer Sisters

76. "It's Raining Again" - Supertramp

75. "Tinkle, Tinkle, Tra-La-La!" - Traditional melody

74. "Taste It" - INXS

73. "The Rain Song" - Led Zeppelin

One of two tracks for Lez Zeppelin, interestingly neither Whole Lotta Love nor Hats Off (to Roy Harper) made the list.

72. "Splish Splash" - Bobby Darin

71. "Catch" - Kosheen

70. "Come Fly With Me" - Frank Sinatra

69. "The Look of Love" - Dusty Springfield

68. "Get a Grip on Yourself" (album) - WANK

67. "The Element Of Surprise" - E 40

66. "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head." - Burt Bacharach & Hal David

65. "Love Is All Around" - Wet Wet Wet

64. "Trapped" - Circle Jerks

63. "Hey Man Nice Shot" - Filter

62. "November Rain" - Guns n' Roses

Or any time of year, really.

61. "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen

60. "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" - Kylie Minogue

59. "Hot Dog And A Shake" - David Lee Roth

58. "Come As You Are" - Nirvana

57. "Every Sperm Is Sacred" - Eric Idle

56. "I Love A Rainy Night" - Eddie Rabbitt

"I love to feel the 'rain' on my face, taste the 'rain' on my lips." Rain. Suuuuure.

55. "Shakin' All Over" - Johnny Kidd and The Pirates

52. "Fountain Of Love" - Frank Zappa

51. "Johnny Hit and Run Paulene" - X

50. "Shoot to Thrill" - AC/DC

49. "Cloudbusting" - Kate Bush

48. "Crying in the Rain" - Whitesnake

David Coverdale rocks out with a help from the little lady Tawny Kitten.

47. "Goo Goo Muck" - The Cramps

46. "Spoonful" - Cream

45. "When The Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin

44. "Shower of Love" - Monkeyshine

43. "Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones

42. "Georgia on my mind" - Ray Charles

41. "Drowning" - The English Beat

40. "The Scrotum Song" - Asylum Street Spankers

39. "Touching Me, Touching You" - Squeeze

38. "One Shot 2 Shot" - EMINEM

37. "You Wanted Someone To Play With" - Frankie Laine

36. "I'm Looking Forward To Joining You, Finally" - Nine Inch Nails

35. "Here Comes The Flood" - Peter Gabriel

34. "Caught With Your Pants Down" - AC/DC

33. "Taste of Rain...Why Kneel? - Clouddead

Why indeed, why indeed.

32. "Beat Me" - Goo Goo Dolls

31. "It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls

It's raining manfat, more like.

30. "Surfing Bird" - Trashmen

29. "Flick Of The Wrist" - Queen

28. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana

27. "Let's Stick Together" - Bryan Ferry

26. "Big Shot" - The English Beat

25. "It's So Dirty" - Squeeze

24. "Come Down" - Bush

23. "Come To My Window" - Melissa Etheridge

22. "Splatter" - KMFDM

21. "The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff

20. "Spank Thru" - Nirvana

19. "The Big Come Down" - Nine Inch Nails

18. "Ring of Fire" - Johnny Cash

17. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar

16. "Big Balls" - AC/DC

15. "Under The Gun" - Circle Jerks

14. "Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" - Rogers & Hammerstein

13. "Flood" - Tool

12. "Beat It" - Michael Jackson

11. "We Can Shoot You" - Frank Zappa

10. "Stuck on you" - The Commodores

9. "Jerk it Out" - The Caesars

8. "String Of Pearls" - Soul Asylum

7. "Close Your Eyes" - Goo Goo Dolls

6. "Slicker Drips" - The White Stripes

5. "Cum On Everybody" - EMINEM

4. "Purple Rain" - Prince

Please... visit your physician regularly.

3. "Come Together" - The Beatles

Right now... over... him.

2. "White Room" - Cream

`Nuff said.

1. "I Ran" - A Flock of Seagulls

"I ran... I ran so far away... I couldn't get away." And now you know from what.