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Shemales

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  1. Whut?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 12:40 (UTC)
  2. Oh shit, that first quote is so funny! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:07, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nix --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:00, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
    Nix is Latin for snow. The more you know! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:57, 14 December 2011
    And unix, of course, is the Geek form of eunuchs.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 9:47 (UTC)
  4. That first quote is the only redeeming quality of this article. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000001-QINU`"' 03:35, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I agree Bangkok sucks --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:23, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
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People of the United States

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  1. More from the Americruft series.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 12:19 (UTC)
  2. "Americans are just plain stupid..." From that line alone, you know this article is going to suck. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:06, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Removed the above line (which was added by an IP) but the article still sucks. It hasn't changed much in a year at all. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:05, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This can take a hike. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000002-QINU`"' 03:41, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Australian user sees nothing wrong with this. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:51, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
    • Well, I joined Uncyclopedia specifically to make fun of America, and I can tell you this article has nothing new to say. Also, I suspect everything after the intro and the first paragraph was written by a 13-year-old. Feel free to fix the "jokes" so they're actually funny.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 0:59 (UTC)

Porcelain

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  1. more shit. I'll guess this works.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Deviantartwtf.jpg 11:55, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Blah. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:05, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Really? 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:53, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 01:25m December 14, 2011 (UTC)
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Big Brother America

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  1. Is that TV show still on the air? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 11:50 (UTC)
  2. I like the concept, but it's sooooo listy.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Deviantartwtf.jpg 11:53, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Much too listy. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:04, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. suck. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 03:24, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
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  • It's not so much "listy-ness" as lack of actual coherent content.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 1:00 (UTC)

United Provinces of Yugoslovakia

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  1. Go away. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 10:03 (UTC)
  2. How do you guys find so many crappy articles?--fcukmanLOOS3R! Deviantartwtf.jpg 10:16, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. 1010101010. Best part of the whole article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:00, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I think somebody got drunk one evening and did a bunch of these. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:54, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Suck. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:09, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
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Broken VCR Player

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  1. WTF??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. I would say that this could be funny if a Super IP (or maybe Hyperbole) had gotten a hold of it. But that would probably be a lie.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 7:13 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nice idea but it hasn't worked here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:26, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Wasted potential. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:59, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Per above. --Wanna see a magic trick? 13:47, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:FBI H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. ha.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Deviantartwtf.jpg 11:46, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not that bad... --Wanna see a magic trick? 13:51, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It's only used on one mainspace article but it is funny in the context of said article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:58, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I think I could use this somewhere... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 22:48, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. The FBI told me to vote keep, or else I'd be in BIG BIG TROUBLE. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:57, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nothing wrong with this. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000003-QINU`"' 03:44, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:11, 14 December 2011
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  1. BFM ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
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  • This one made me laugh, so I won't vote.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 9:06 (UTC)
    Just making sure you're aware of this, but if something makes you laugh, you can also vote to keep it. ; ) —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:47, 13 December 2011
    Well, yeah, but an IP completely changed it, and I still dunno if it's really that useful.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 22:45 (UTC)

Template:Crunk

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  1. BFM wut? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 6:14 (UTC)
  3. Move it to my userpage. --Wanna see a magic trick? 13:52, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeeeeaaah. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:57, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:15, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Eyesbleed

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  1. BFM This templtes has the rather ironic same effect on me ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Eyebeams.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 10:05 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:44, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Pretty bad template. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:34, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:10, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Fat kid victim

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  1. BFM. DO NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:21, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. yuk yuk --Roman Dog Bird 08:08, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:09, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. UN:N  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 10:06 (UTC)
  6. Suck. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:54, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  7. OMG he iz so f@t! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:33, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Muslim

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  1. Cool story from. BFM ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:23, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. haw haw --Roman Dog Bird 08:03, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:10, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yawn. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 10:25 (UTC)
  6. This is soooooooo original. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:32, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Fatty

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  1. Ban from mainspace. HURR DURR, I'm twelve and I think fat jokes are still so funnee ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:15, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. oh fookin' bleedin' bloody hell take this shit off --Roman Dog Bird 07:52, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:11, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Let's put this template on all shitty-listy articles, as a final insult, right before we delete them.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 10:26 (UTC)
  6. Frosty's comment. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:31, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Article A splode

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  1. Ban from mainspace. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:17, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:11, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. {{SUBST:}} it onto Grueeater's page. He's the on'y one what uses it.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 10:30 (UTC)
  5. Another one of those templates. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:30, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Tom Fitzgerald

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  1. This is a bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:08, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. DO NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:11, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Never heard of this person. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:26, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Go away.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 11:52 (UTC)
  5. Is this even a real guy? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:30, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:What

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  1. Ban from mainspace. Its fucking ugly, thats why! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:09, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I WISH TO PUT MY PANCAKE ON YOUR RABBIT!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 11:54 (UTC)
  4. Crappy, useless template. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:28, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:11, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Tracy Partridge vs Gretl von Trapp

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  1. Some very bizarre 2005cruft, which is a good reason to keep it. Enjoyable and creative, imnho. Aleister 15:28 12-12-'11
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  1. Some very bizarre 2005cruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:30, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:01, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Shite. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:28, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. well that's 12 seconds of my life i'm never getting back. -'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000004-QINU`"' 01:38, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Pudong 03:11, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Peter Tatchell

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  1. Keep. An alright little stub. Granted it's silly but still amusing for those interested in obscure leftist politicians.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:34, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is a bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:24, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. All those references to Hitler and gay sex with Satan really lack originality. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:38, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agree with Zombiebaron's opinion. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:03, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Terrible --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000005-QINU`"' 01:40, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's bad. --Pudong 03:14, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Short, no pictures, GAY JOKES, stole a joke from South Park. You are the weakest link. Good-bye.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 9:56 (UTC)
    Wasn't there a South Park episode on how jokes aren't necessarily stolen just because The Simpsons did it already? I guess that could apply to South Park too. Well, unless it's really obviously stolen from South Park. I actually have no idea what joke you're referring to. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:00, 12 December 2011
    The episode was about how stealing jokes from The Simpsons was OK, because The Simpsons stole all their ideas from old episodes of The Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits. Or something. (You and I just lost any of our remaining Kewl Points for remembering that episode.) Anyway, I was referring to the joke about "Hitler moving in with his gay boyfriend, Satan." (Dictator enamored with Satan? That's, like, the longest-running South Park joke. LAZY. LAZY LAZY LAME.)  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 11:06 (UTC)
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International Velociraptor Attack Week

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  1. 2006cruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:24, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The name has potential to be funny but alas, it is not. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:13, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:05, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Gotta agree with Xamralco. The page doesn't live up to its title at all. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:06, 11 December 2011
  5. Perhaps an idea for UnNews but not for an article. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000006-QINU`"' 01:45, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Hapsburgs

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  1. 2005cruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:16, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. So many of our early articles were so bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:12, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's been an Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball goin' on, but this article's a to-be-deleted motherFUCKer. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:08, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000007-QINU`"' 01:47, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I hope Romartus fixes this pile of bloody ballocks. He's the history dude, and we need a Hapsburg article. C'mon. Pleasey-weasie? Pretty please with cinnamon on top? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 9:44 (UTC)
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Pope Peter & the Moon Child

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  1. No laughs. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:50, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Having a threesome with their cat, now that's comedy! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:11, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedia mightn't remember this article anymore. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:10, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Failed Aristocrats joke.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 9:24 (UTC)
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Ridgeway, South Carolina

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  1. 2005cruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:47, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Another crappy article about some town no one's ever heard of. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:09, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If Nicki Minaj were a Uncyclopedia user, she'd delete a similar article. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:12, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Unnecessary--'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000008-QINU`"' 01:52, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Pudong 03:13, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Moundarianism

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  1. This is bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:35, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not funny at all. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:08, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:15, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000009-QINU`"' 01:53, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Waste of space.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 9:17 (UTC)
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Template:Awesome

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  1. unfunny, poorly formatted, from 2007 and did I mention unfunny? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. I really can't see any use for this. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:50, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ghey. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:53, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. lolwtf -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yeah, subst it in the userpages it's used in and then get rid of it. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:49, 11 December 2011
  6. Great image, but I couldn't see this on a userpage. --Wanna see a magic trick? 17:52, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:23, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Die stupid article DIE ...I mean, template! Wait, what article is this, again? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 8:49 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:A splode H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 3 + 6 BFMs
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  1. Ban this from mainspace but don't delete it since many users use it on their userpage. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:48, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, ban it from mainspace but keep it in templatespace. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:19, 11 December 2011
  3. Good idea, old chaps! *strokes oversized mustache* EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:13, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. What them folks. For some reason users love this shit. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:21, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. *Points up* --Wanna see a magic trick? 20:26, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Uncyc was built on this template, damn it! Where's your respect for the veterans? *goes into seizure* 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 22:02, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is still not funny ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Now with 6 BFMs. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:15, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Solomon Islands vs Sandwich Islands

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  1. 2005-cruft. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:50, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. tl;dr ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:14, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:27, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 8:52 (UTC)
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El Hormiguero

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  1. Random and stupid article that calls this tv show a wikipedia hurricane. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:49, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. nay. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:55, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. More of the same unfunny silliness as the others, but I actually have to comment on this one becuase it doesn't have enough votes to just delete.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:31, 11 December 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:35, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. no redeeming value at all. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000000A-QINU`"' 01:32, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Sonic

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  1. This links to two pages, is it really that useful??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. I guess not. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:54, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It used to link to more things, but at some point pretty much all Sonic articles were voted for deletion. So yeah, this isn't very useful anymore. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:44, 10 December 2011
  4. oh shit i forgot about this --Roman Dog Bird 01:37, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. No. --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:00, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a featured user. Click here for more information. 22:42, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
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2007 Wikipedia hurricane season

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  1. The article that started off the awful wikipedia hurricane series. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:49, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. What is this I don't even --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:34 Dec 10 2011
  3. ?????!??!!?!? --Roman Dog Bird 01:43, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Subtopical Storm Angela

Score: 4
Keep (0)
Delete (4)
  1. A stupid wikipedia hurricane article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:49, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Fuck this shit. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:35 Dec 10 2011
  3. plop plop plop --Roman Dog Bird 01:47, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Template:2007Hurricanes

Score: 4
Keep (0)
Delete (4)
  1. A stupid useless template that links mainly to userpages and non-existing pages. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:49, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. nnnghhh --Roman Dog Bird 01:50, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:01, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 UnNews:Parti Québécois gains support in Alberta H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 2
Keep (2)
  1. It is dumb but I say keep-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:42, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keeperit. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:55, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Horrible. Talk Mattsnow 18:25, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. That's a pretty lame excuse for an UnNews article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:18, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:15, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The horror! The horror!! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:17 December 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
And Zombiebaron voted for...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:40, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  • I'm torn. Yes it's short, and crappy. But it also has the phrase "cock-juggling thunder cunt." Anyway, UnNews stories are just as transitory in nature as their legitimate brethren. Should all UnNews stories be deleted when they're no longer topical? I'm not asking rhetorically; I really want to know.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Wed, Dec 7 '11 3:57 (UTC)
  • Sat long enough. Cat.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:42, 11 December 2011

🔒 Tykes H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 3
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Quite accurate if you live in the same country. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:24, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'll trust Romartus on this one.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:13, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Nowhere near deletion. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:13, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Though it is a bit listy I think this is very funny although some of it is only humourous to the brithish who are a minority on this website. Cool I Get A Signature 18:41, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. This isn't good. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:47, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Short and listy. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:39, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'd say 'listicide' but that would leave a whopping one paragraph. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000000B-QINU`"' 00:37, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Remarkably contentless --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:46, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wikipedia has "Tykes", but it's just a redirect. Featured User 04:49, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote.png Listy list  is listy. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:21 December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  7. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 00:12, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Not for Black flamingo. --Black Flamingo 17:25, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Sat too long. Kept.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:41, 11 December 2011

🔒 Latios and Latias H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 2
Keep (6)
  1. It has a rather... interesting approach. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:03, 4 December 2011
  2. Its funny so keep it ^_^ OH NO NOT MORE DELETE WE NEED SUPPORTERS!!! ]] --Yuki 23:32, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. More funny pokemon articles, i will make.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 03:23, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Needs cleanup and images, but not delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:30, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think it's a unique approach (at least from what I've seen) and it should be kept. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000000C-QINU`"' 05:57, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Good people want to keep it. Fuck them all, but hey, why not? Aleister 15:55 7-12-'11
Delete (8)
  1. It's a bunch of annoying, dumb fandom. "Ashy-kins! I love him so much~! ♥♥♥" Fuck you. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:41, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:12, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Fandom? On Uncyc? That's a paddlin'. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 03:07, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. The only reason one would vote keep is because of the unique approach, but it has been done (to a better extent) in Fruits. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:27, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. not funny at all --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:35, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Its awful so delete it *insert retarded anime face here* OH NO MORE KEEP WE NEED SUPPORTERS!!! ]] --Roman Dog Bird 18:50, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fuck this article, no laughs found. Featured User 04:54, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I've actually been working on a full rewrite of this for some time now. I'm ramping up production on it, so I don't really care what happens to this mess. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:12 December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • There's been more than plenty of time for people to come to a clear consensus on this. A majority of 2 is way too low to delete this. Kept. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:17, 11 December 2011

🔒 Der Frontseite Westliche Choralgruppe H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
Keep (7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Added a few lines and illustrations. I think this can be kept now. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:30, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:53, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Don't know what it was like before. But it's SPOON! mAttlobster. (hello) 23:12, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ya sure --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:27, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. No longer short and shitty. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:37, 9 December 2011
  6. Someone please close this nomination. Someone else may vote "delete" as a joke, and I shall be forced to maim them in a very original and piquant fashion.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sat, Dec 10 '11 1:37 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:55 Dec 10 2011
Delete (3)
  1. Short and shitty. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:43, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article has no redeeming qualities. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000000D-QINU`"' 03:11, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:33, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Does have a few good ideas here and this joke Hotdogs With Mustard Gas. Agree though it's underdeveloped.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:11, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Understatement H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. A little more could help it. Like a much better conclusion. But other than that, it's just fine. Like, alright. Maybe okay. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:22, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. SelfKeep. If you'd like to know what this article is about, just click the Wikipedia link. Also, I have no objection to the creation of a "Captain Understatement" article, though I don't think the hypothetical creation of one would make Understatement redundant. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:34, 9 December 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not that bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:05, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. it requires a little work is all... not deletion material --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000000E-QINU`"' 05:25, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:31 Dec 10 2011
Delete (1)
  1. Always disliked this article. Could be much better, maybe as Captain Understatement. --AmericanBastard 12:39, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Wario H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Keep. Weaker stuff, but not really deletion worthy. I think notable topics should preferably be kept.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:18, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. mario is currently in a terrist organisation with britriny spears --Roman Dog Bird 18:39, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep in accordance with Bizzeebeever's bet. We must reach FIVE! 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:36, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. This article isn't bad enough to be deleted, as sycamore puts it. Featured User 04:47, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:50, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. I find this article terrible, but I bet five people vote "keep".  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 8 '11 6:43 (UTC)
That would be correct :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:51, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Another example of a bad gaming article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:27, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Fixed the first third or so, but the rest is utter unsalvegable garbage. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:40, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Again... Remember your {{VFD}} tags so authors can come to stick up for their work etc.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:18, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Sure this is kept too. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:53, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Crumpet H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -6
Keep (6)
  1. Keep, but chop half off It's great up until about Adolf's Hitler's Death. Then it's stupid from thereon. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:34, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. requires a bit of clean up but it's okay --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000000F-QINU`"' 05:19, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.This anon did some really nice work. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:00, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Dat bastard better join. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:29, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. IPs that save an article? I always knew they existed. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:24, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:26, 10 December 2011
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Big and stupid. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:30, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Dem crumpets is sexy! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. tl;dr ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:25, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Neopets

Score: 4
Keep (2)
  1. Not terrible enough.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 02:40, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The discussion board section made me grin. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:46, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
    • Yeah, that would be the only thing funny in that article. And that's a "barely".  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Wed, Dec 7 '11 21:11 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. What's good about this article? The Osama bin Laden jokes don't work anymore (got him!), the sexual comments are just weird, and everything else (and there isn't much else) is crap. I think it's time to give up on the fix tag and just delete this one. Themanfromscene24 17:52, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. lol, neopets --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:06, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. omg, it sux. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:17, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:15, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. George Bush, Osama bin Laden, huffing kittens, masturbating. And that's the first section. Another sad example of a parody article being longer than the subject being parodied.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Wed, Dec 7 '11 21:11 (UTC)
  6. Delete --2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:39, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • If someone were willing to do a gut job on it to remove the crap, then it would be salvageable.--'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000010-QINU`"' 06:08, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
    • Congratulations, you've been nominated. [hands Ferric_AlFerrous a shovel and a machete]  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Wed, Dec 7 '11 21:11 (UTC)

Paedophile

Score: 6
Keep (0)
Delete (6)
  1. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:53, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Yeah, I mean this is isn't funny, and frankly I doubt it ever will be. This seems to be territory where little funny will ever be found. That's because everything is smaller.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:31, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. MICHAEL JACKSON MICHAEL JACKSON MICHAEL JACKSON MICHAEL JACKSON MICHAEL JACKSON --Roman Dog Bird 18:28, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. A perfect example of a terrible article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:29, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. A terrible example of a perfect article. Per Xamralco. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 12:14, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. lol no. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:53, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Panda H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
Keep (7)
  1. Keep. Weaker stuff sure, needs re-work... not really deletion worthy.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. if the crap were edited out of this so it's not as long as a freakin' book it would be all right. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000011-QINU`"' 01:38, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg It's got enough keepable stuff to save it from the guillotine. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:37, 4 December 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:24, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep Some good ideas in here.mAttlobster. (hello) 20:30, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep! See above. Also, because some clever banana helped the opening.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 07:16 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. All of the above, and Panda is my cup of tea. And good people want to keep it. Fuck them all, but hey, why not? Aleister 15:57 7-12-'11
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. See my theory on the snowball effect, located here. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:17, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. EpicAwesomeness has a good point. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:11, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Xamralco has a good point. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:11, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I must destroy ALL the pandas! 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 03:10, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Introduces dozens of unrelated concepts, all of which are uniformly awful. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:49, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Template:N00bsauce

Score: 3
Keep (4)
  1. How about editing it slightly so that it labels the user/author of page as a n00b? It has some potential. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000012-QINU`"' 05:30, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg I like it. Feel free to ban it from mainspace, though. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:15, 3 December 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Better than Weaksauce. Should be used more often.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 08:20 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Decent. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:46, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. What the fuck is this shit? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:35, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ban from mainspace. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:06, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ew. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:24, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Used in a single userspace. Can be subst'd. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:22, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. This template does everything wrong. There is not one single redeeming value about this template. It is not amusing. It is not correctly formatted. It takes up far too much space with its bloated ugliness. It uses {{USERNAME}}. And it is not funny. Then again, that was a given with the {{USERNAME}} thing. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 08:21 Dec 07, 2011
  7. Well, Skullthumper and SPIKE are ...sorta... back. Them Mayan calender makers musta been right. 2012 is the End.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Wed, Dec 7 '11 21:18 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 South Park H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 2
Keep (7)
  1. no.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 02:37, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Very Keep. Some funny is there... Also I think major "Real Life " topics should be kept, and rewritten. I think IC is coming back, maybe we could put this on there?--Sycamore (Talk) 10:11, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not bad enough. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:00, 3 December 2011
  4. Keep Could do with losing about 60%. But there's some nice sexy action in this whore house. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:33, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep Not terrible.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:08, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Keep!  Brake angrily Kenny!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 08:26 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. All of the above, and South Park is my cup of tea. Keep working on it though. Some good people want to keep it. Fuck them all, but hey, why not? Aleister 15:57 7-12-'11
Delete (9)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I love the show but this page is far too informative for Uncyclopedia. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000013-QINU`"' 01:53, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete. It's not that bad but there really aren't any funny jokes. I'd say it's mediocre at best. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:28, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This is one of those 2005/2006 pages that starts of small but becomes like a snowball rolling down a hill as it gathers more vandalism and cruft until it's one big forty kilobyte shit heap. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:15, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. yes. --Roman Dog Bird 08:34, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Oui. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:51, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Kill -- 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:12, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Start anew. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:44, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  9. What TKF said. ~jcm 23:19, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
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IC is coming back?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 08:26 (UTC)

  • Why did we not wait for the {{fix}} to expire before going to VFD? At least, why did someone not remove the {{fix}} and drop a note on the talk page explaining the situation? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 00:00, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
    Damnit Pentium, quit pointin out that we're all fools. (just kidding, keep doing it, we gotta stay on our toes.) --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:27, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

30 Roc

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  1. A bad example of being random just to be random. I'm too much of a fan of the show to settle with such a crappy article about it. Kill it with fire. ~jcm 23:18, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Quite random. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:55, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:15, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Huff and start anew. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000014-QINU`"' 06:22, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:36, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Whuh... EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:53, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Sight

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  1. Not a good article. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:37, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:21, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:14, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Untrue. Talk Mattsnow 18:36, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Trash. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000015-QINU`"' 05:49, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
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United States of Stop Drop and Roll

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  1. This should be moved to UnTunes...but maybe we can just delete it instead. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:42, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. And I'm like stop, drop, and roll! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:38, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nah --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:06, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. REMOVE <ARTICLENAME> --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 05:26, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Stop, Delete and Forget. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:42, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
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This is funny in a stop drop & roll kind of way.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 08:33 (UTC)

🔒 FORTRAN H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. Looks alright enough...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:17, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Funny and playful from start to finish .and. written in the style of the thing it is about .and. full of inside jokes (Bacchus?). Even the digression to Super Mario is based on something real--read the talk page. Compare to the aimless drivel that nominator recently injected into North Dakota. Spıke Ѧ 14:53 4-Dec-11
  3. Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 15:13, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg .Keep. .Because. . ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 08:16 (UTC).
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I generally think it's a bad idea to delete articles by established users. Plus this ain't bad.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:40, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. SPIKE????? Spike is back????? There is a Santa Claus! And All of the above, and FORTRAN is my cup of tea. And good people want to keep it. Fuck them all, but hey, why not? Aleister 15:59 7-12-'11
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the page just isn't funny --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000016-QINU`"' 06:02, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This page is just boring. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:07, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I believe that this page should be deleted because it is boring and isn't funny. It is incredibly dry and seemingly jokeless for long stretches; every joke the author does make is cliche and easy. Also, puns are not "inside jokes." --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:44, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Terms like "Boring" or "Isn't Funny" are pretty subjective (especially on their own). Are there more legitimate reasons why you think this contributers work should be deleted?--Sycamore (Talk) 11:42, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Ooh, it's 3 Keep vs 3 Delete! This is exciting! 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:11, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • Aww, now it's not. Bah. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 05:33, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept, apparently. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:07, 7 December 2011

Template:Drunk

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. sure it's stupid but it could easily be posted on a page that's all over the place. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000017-QINU`"' 05:36, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Good enough for the page with the same name. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:44, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Kee... ke... kee... ah fuck it... *hic* --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:48, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Useless ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Ban from mainspace. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:01, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:03, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete The execution of this reasonable idea broke my heart. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:32, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Per Lobster. Could be appropriate if the template itself weren't so bad. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:24, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Jesus fucking christ no. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 08:23 Dec 07, 2011
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. You know, almost every time I see a template nommed here and someone says it should be banned from mainspace, I wonder if the exact same point can't be made as the one I made when Template:Bat Fuck Insane was nommed. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:23, 3 December 2011
  2. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Meh.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 08:23 (UTC)

Template:Coffee

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Poorly formatted and really stupid ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:01, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Move it to User:Simsilikesims/Template:Coffee, considering she's the only user that uses this on their userpage. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:00, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Kill it --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:18, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Don't delete it, move it out of mainspace, I want it on my userpage. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:50, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Parallax

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  1. This is bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:22, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Wow, this is so not funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:34, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Awful. And here I was expecting Atlas Sound jokes. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:45, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. What he said ^ -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:10, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Can't see how this can be improved without just simply deleting it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:11, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Yeah Yeah Yea Yeahs (band NY)

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  1. I was gonna redirect this to Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but only one article links to this article and it is a userspace article, so I doubt that would be helpful. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:11, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Wow, both articles are shit. And I really like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 5 '11 5:20 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Bizzeebeever. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:33, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:11, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:13, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Petts Wood

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  1. Suburbcruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:08, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. "Petts Wood"...I thought that was a masturbation joke. It is, isn't it? Please tell me there's no such place as "Petts Wood".  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 5 '11 5:34 (UTC)
  3. Delete-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:12, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. That's some pretty nasty petted wood. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:31, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a real, nothing much of a place in Kent. That's the end of the joke for this article.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:29, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Lolita H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. Weaker material here... looks like a good starting point for a rewrite though.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:15, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like this page, and am a lifelong pedo myself, so yeah, keep this cute kitten. Aleister 19:07 1-12-'11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Doesn't seem too bad. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 4 December 2011
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  1. Why the fuck this was kept in the first place I have no clue. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:55, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I don't know what the heck this is. If it's legitimately funny to somebody, could we at least give it a more descriptive title, so folks don't confuse it with the Nabokov book?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 16:30 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:26, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. What is this? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:24, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. This isn't a good article. Being a good starting point for a different article warrants this, at best, preservation in a namespace. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:51, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Al Davis H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This ain't bad at all-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:03, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. Not deletion worthy.--Sycamore (Talk) 22:53, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:17, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Naturally, I came across quite a few awful articles while purging {{Grue}}. This is one of them. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:40, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It's not funny and that constitutes a delete in my mind. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:27, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I will abstain for now, but I think this article is lame, at best. I despise the Raiders, and I despised Al Davis before he died (God rest his poor ragged, hated soul), but I would've liked to have seen a better article about the old bastard.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 15:25 (UTC)
  • No consensus means no deletion. I think we can all agree on that. Or not. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:50, 5 December 2011

Mudkip

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  1. Keep. I think this is a bit shitty, but I suspect that quite a few people like this.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:18, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg I like this very much. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:36, 30 November 2011
  3. I will make more funny pokemon articles.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 12:01, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. As silly and dumb as it is, it does have what it takes to make people laugh and that's what we want right?? --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000018-QINU`"' 02:04, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. h8 u, stupid meme-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:13, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It doesn't matter what others think, you think it's stupid, so vote delete. That's how I ended up naked on a train to Ukraine. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:47, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. DEATH TO AME- mudkipz... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:28, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So I heard you like deletion -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:24, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
    You heard wrong! : / —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:15, 1 December 2011
  5. As stupid as the other deleted Pokemon articles. This shouldn't get spared. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:33, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Torchic is better than Mudkip anyhow. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 03:40, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Delete Unforgivably bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:35, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  8. On second thought, after reading this a second time, I realized that only laughed at the meme itself and the article really is just the meme written over and over again, so Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:30, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  9. ATTENTION: I hate to be Captain Obvious, but this article, as I'm sure EVERYBODY BUT ME knew, is nothing but a cut-and-paste of the original meme. See here. Therefore, I give my "kill" vote reason as "Unoriginal material."  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 6 '11 0:06 (UTC)
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  • Also Leoispotter remember to tag articles you nominate with {{VFD}}, cheers:0)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:18, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • This article is so incredibly stupid and retarded that I was laughing hysterically. This doesn't constitute for a keep though but considering that I laughed, I'm abstaining. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Yogurt H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. Keep. With the list gone, this is fine. Listicide should be the first question before bringing articles to vfd.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:07, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep Sycamore's list perversion has rescued this. Deviant! mAttlobster. (hello) 18:16, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Looks fine. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:38, 30 November 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. could do with a little improvement, but this is in no way fit for deletion. Imnotanewb 16:02, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. it has the potential to be funny if it were fixed up a bit --'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000019-QINU`"' 02:09, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. As the baron would say, "this is bad". Here here. --Black Flamingo 01:15, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Das ist nicht gut! Töten Sie es!!! --069f11-1.jpg Lt. Gamma287 02:21, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Shit list ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:18, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Not funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:16, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Ratzinger Z

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  1. This is bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:28, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yes it is. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:37, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Wow that's bad. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000001A-QINU`"' 00:44, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. No. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:30, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Grues Beyond this point

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  1. Delete grues still suck ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. grues do indeed suck --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000001B-QINU`"' 05:34, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ban from mainspace. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:05, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Don't we have enough grue templates? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:26, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
    Actually, this is one of the few that hasn't been deleted/banned from mainspace yet. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:35, 4 December 2011
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Puppy Luff

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  1. This seems stupid. Also, that one at the end isn't a puppy. I looked it up. "A puppy is a juvenile dog." That's what wikipedia says. I tend to agree.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 12:42, 3 December 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Luff this article or else you're a NAZI! Seriously though, this article makes no sense. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:15, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ich bin ein Nazi, und der letzte Welpe war mein Liebling... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 17:40, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Well, I guess I should break out the NSBM.Der Panzertoter 19:13, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg HEIL!! i'm afraid I do not "Luff" this page. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000001C-QINU`"' 01:32, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:04, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Whitespace (programming language) H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
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  1. Keep I can see what this is trying to do. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:52, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  3. Keep-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:11, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Daz funny. --Wanna see a magic trick? 13:01, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:23, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. too many good people want this saved to huff it. maybe i'll look at it someday. aleister 19:04 1-12-'11
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. it's a (somewhat) unique addition to Uncyclopedia. i say we keep it. --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000001D-QINU`"' 02:12, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:21, 3 December 2011
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  1. No jokes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:43, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ugh ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:58, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. delete. Talk Mattsnow 11:49, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Meh.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 15:23 (UTC)
  5. A lot like this and this. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:13, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
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Vaccination

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  1. Naturally, I came across quite a few awful articles while purging {{Grue}}. This is one of them. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:40, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Very bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:29, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. not funny at all --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000001E-QINU`"' 01:56, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Éowyn

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  1. Feh! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:53, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:30, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Short and stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:36, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something about Middle Earth and Stonewall Jackson. Rubbish anyway. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:51, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's essentially just a massive text wall of retardation --'"`UNIQ--postMath-0000001F-QINU`"' 00:46, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Johor

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this page simply isn't funny... nuff said--'"`UNIQ--postMath-00000020-QINU`"' 06:14, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
    • You really should include a link to your page in your signature, Ferric AlFerrous  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 16:29 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yep, it sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:36, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A marginally better version of 'my/this town/my county/that country is crap' type of article but unless anyone has specialised knowledge, can't see how it can be fixed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:55, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  • This page looks half-completed, but not as icky as some of the others on this page. If somebody wants to fix the places where the author just quit typing in the midst of things, it might pass for a "real" article.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 16:29 (UTC)

Tie Certificate

Score: 4
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  1. Naturally, I came across quite a few awful articles while purging {{Grue}}. This is one of them. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:40, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Monkeys in suits, a give-away that this article is going to suck. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:33, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't explain the concept much before launching off into lists/short paragraphs that really don't improve it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:58, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Notcheesecake H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
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  1. Keep It is probably not a good reflection on me that I find this funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:59, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  3. I kinda like this one-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:13, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I personally think this is funny but I think that Template:Not Cheesecake qualifies for Qvfd considering it contains nothing more than a transclusion of this template and only one article (which is in userspace) uses it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:22, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. What Xamralco said. Word for word. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:46, 29 November 2011
  6. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:22, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Phlegm Aleister 19:05 1-12-'11
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  1. delete Template:Not Cheesecake while you're at it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:33, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Hmm. USELESS. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 11:38, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Remove from mainspace. (Not exactly a delete vote, but you know...)

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:00, 28 November 2011

  1. Ban from mainspace -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:26, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • It's worth pointing out here that, however zealous you are, 'quality' control can be counter productive to humour/humor and more likely to put potential as well as existing contributers off the site.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:22, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:40, 2 December 2011

Chairman Grue

Score: 7
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  1. Naturally, I came across quite a few awful articles while purging {{Grue}}. This is one of them. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:40, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When was the Grue stuff ever funny? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:53, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I find this concept...
    ...tiresome.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 16:22 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yuck. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:12, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Terrible... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:23, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Grues are overused. Hey, that rhymes. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:35, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Krypto the Superdog

Score: 5
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  1. Naturally, I came across quite a few awful articles while purging {{Grue}}. This is one of them. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:40, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. "RAPE...PORN...HUMP...JACK...SUPERMAN...RAPE." Yeah, thanks for that. Don't let the door cut off your dick on the way out, article.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 15:51 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per the resident "Beever." --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 23:20, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Rape is soooooooo funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:33, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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New Malden

Score: 5
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  1. Naturally, I came across quite a few awful articles while purging {{Grue}}. This is one of them. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:40, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written by a local, evidently not a Korean. Conclusion:Crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:56, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ZOMG THIS TOWN SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! HAHA! I AM SO ORIGINAL! I AM SO AWESOfuck you. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 15:48 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Unoriginal, stupid, and poorly formatted. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:30, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Banjo-Kazooie

Score: 4
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  1. Naturally, I came across quite a few awful articles while purging {{Grue}}. This is one of them. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:40, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Quote-cruft, list-cruft, and all-around cruft. (Incidentally, I hate the word cruft. It sounds like a vaginal sneeze.)  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 15:38 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Cliche and unfunny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:28, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Grue Galactic Empire

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  1. Naturally, I came across quite a few awful articles while purging {{Grue}}. This is one of them. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:40, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:04, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg I blame Star Trek for this article. Fuck you, William Shatner.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 15:18 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:42, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Grues!  --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:26, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
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OperatingSystem: JewISH

Score: 5
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  1. Yargh! Pup 12:20 30 Nov '11
  2. Yikes! Kikes! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:51, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Goodbye, article. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 15:35 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:23, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Oy Vey. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:17, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Right out of the gate, the very title is a complete fail. (Hello? Fucktard author? Anyone home? "JewOS". Pretty fucking simple.) This article sucks so hard that my computer made a "whoooooooooooosht!" sound when I loaded the page. And then all the furniture in the room flew up to the screen and bounced off of it. There may be shorter articles. There may be articles with a worse concept. There may be more offensive articles (God knows, this one is tepid at worst.) But there is no article that achieves such things so completely, so spectacularly, as this one. I would say to the author, "Congratulations, you have achieved the very heights of mediocrity. You can only go up or down from here!"

    And then I would chop off his fucking hands with a rusty machete.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 15:09 (UTC)

🔒 Endangered species H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Check the history plz ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:34, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This looks much better now. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:21, 30 November 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The fuck? --Nikau 13:36, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. Check stuff thoroughly or I'll call you a mongo. Nobody wants that.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:04, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Well, it ain't VFH material, but without a shit-load of Bizarro hanging off its butt, it is at least passable.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Dec 1 '11 15:12 (UTC)
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  1. DELETE' Talk Mattsnow 06:47, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg tl;dr —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:10, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 INuke H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:35, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg iKeep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:23, 30 November 2011
  3. Very Keep. This is good.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:06, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:44, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep. This stays. Please. Imnotanewb 15:58, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Umm, what is the point of this? Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 02:26, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Grue H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 4
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  1. No.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:20, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Aw, come on! --Scofield & 1337 08:43, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Preferably keep it off unrelated articles though.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:23, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Bar from mainspace Grues and other shitty internet memes generate many bad things. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:17, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Bar from mainspace -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:26, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Template bad. Also, looks like only about 29 articles in mainspace use this.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 16:12 (UTC)
  4. Ban this in mainspace and remove it from any mainspace article that isn't about grues. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:16, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ban entirely. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:56, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Banana. --Black Flamingo 00:26, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Kill it.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:16, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I've seen this everywhere in mainspace and userspace articles, but I want to finally knock over this template. -sigh- I'm gonna have to Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 11:40, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Template:Domo looked a lot better, but that one's been FFWed. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:19, 28 November 2011
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Err... can't decide. --Wanna see a magic trick? 13:08, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • Killed from mainspace. Delete on sight. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:37, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Richard Simmons

Score: 6
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  1. Not good. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:24, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Groan. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. WUT EEZ DIS SHEEUTT?!? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:20, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Christ, that's bad. --Black Flamingo 00:26, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Gayness. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:28, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remind me why people bother to give warnings about crappy articles when they know said articles are going to be deleted anyway? --Scofield & 1337 08:46, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
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Man Booker Prize

Score: 4
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  1. Keep Captures a certain pomposity present in this award. Needs work. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:54, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Short and unfunny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:04, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Booker T. wasn't mentioned enough... Well, I'm assuming it is dif- Nah. An IP wrote it. Prrrrrooooobably... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 11:49, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. The author misspelled "eroticism", did not capitalize "Lydian", and employed "dishabille" in place of the more preferred form déshabillé. Also, the following is not a sentence, but a particularly-abstruse sentence fragment: "The semiotic writing illustrating the complex metaphors of post modern life and accurately counter-pointing, via the underlying harmonics, the true nature of idempotent reality." (Additionally, that's an improper use of "idempotent".) Unforgivable. However, I am willing to give Matt Lobster a swing at saving this bit of rubbish.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 15:14 (UTC)
  4. Aside from lacking pictures and content, its not funny at all. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:47, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. As Xamralco. --Black Flamingo 02:28, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Theoretical Physicist H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. I have a theoretical degree in theoretical physics. Not n00bish enough to kill, but slightly humorous. C- at best. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:20, November 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I admit that more content would help but I quite like this. --Black Flamingo 12:51, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Awesome. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:40, 27 November 2011
  4. Keep I've seen this. mAttlobster. (hello)
  5. Short and works. --Nikau 01:45, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. It's amazing that this one-liner has survived nearly 2 years. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:20, November 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. In order for a one-liner to exist, it has to be an in-joke, or else really, really funny. This just isn't. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:50, November 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This is not funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:18, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Usually I would sat that an article like this only has three bad parts, the beginning, the end, and the rest of the article, but this is too short to qualify. Maybe move it to undictionary. Jonny appleseed 23:10, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Abstain.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Fri, Nov 25 '11 10:25 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I think all one line joke descriptions should be moved to Undictionary. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:07, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I think all ancient Romans who love Undictionary should go get a room with her.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 16:47 (UTC)
  • It's a keeper --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:27, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Alt-F4

Score: 6
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  1. Very listy and unfunny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:20, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. delete. Talk Mattsnow 11:56, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete Possibly by pressing Alt-F4. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:03, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. As the French say, "Mon Dieu, c'est garbage! Quell horreur!" As the Chinese say, "誰他媽的是查克諾里斯，為什麼他在互聯網上？"  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 16:32 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:26, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Lists. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:17, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
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USC 13-10

Score: 6
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  1. Keep This is a work of insane genius. If this gets deleted I want it in my userspace for posterity.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:32, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. What is this? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:39, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:57, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Tubby No! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:58, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. delete. Talk Mattsnow 11:50, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Seriously, though. I thought it had something to do with the University of Southern California being victorious 13-10. And then I read it. Somebody tell me, what in the tit-raping fuck is this?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 14:50 (UTC)
  6. Umm... What? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:10, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. lol no. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:16, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
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User Account Control

Score: 5
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  1. Redirected to Windows Vista until I bother to write a proper article. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:56, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. This is essentially just a fancy redirect to a shitty userspace article. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:23, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Oh wow. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:58, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Defenestrate. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:00, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nobody wants tho read your userspace article... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 11:43, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. delete. Talk Mattsnow 11:51, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. What is this? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:09, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
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See's Candies

Score: 6
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  1. Very random, and not in a good way. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:09, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Sounds like a pedophilic fail. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:59, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Terrible... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 11:46, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. BLASPHEMY!!! Talk Mattsnow 11:52, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Article is typical random shit. Kill.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 14:42 (UTC)
  6. Tis bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:07, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • There's an actual gourmet candy company called See's. Or there was. After about 100 years or so in business, they hit hard times.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 14:42 (UTC)

Pasketmheel

Score: 6
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  1. Part Three of the Pasketmaul purge. A minor part of the great purges. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:41, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:49, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. delete Talk Mattsnow 11:53, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Garbage. Or, as the French say, garbage.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 16:23 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:02, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. The worst of the bunch. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:19, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it./Mint Jelly H T D Survivor, Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage,

Score: -3
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  1. This article seems like it's part of I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it. so I moved it to I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it./Mint Jelly. I hope that's better. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:44, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Heh. Slightly Humorous. I agree with above... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 19:20, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. That works. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:15, 27 November 2011
  4. Keepable as a subpage. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:49, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. It works for me. Still, Flamingo's sorta right that it's still missing something. Maybe if the author tried extra hard to think of nothing to say about Mint Jelly. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:05, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep Amusingly pathetic (or pathetically amusing?) Either way I likes it.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:21, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Instead of the joke being what a terrible article it wound up being, the joke should be that it was so terrible it wound up deleted.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:33, 27 November 2011

  1. Delete. In the spirit of UN:HTBFANJS#Use_In-Jokes_Sparingly, its problem lies in that it's only funny with reference to another article which in turn is a self-referential joke. That, in my book, is too tenuous. --Tristessa de St Ange 21:12, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
    It's a subpage now, though. It'd be hard for a subpage not to reference the page it's a subpage of. ; ) —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 27 November 2011
    Good point! --Tristessa de St Ange 01:25, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah it helps Xam, but it doesn't change the fact that the article is severely lacking in everything. Sorry. --Black Flamingo 00:22, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:03, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
    • Hey fellows, have been busy and haven't been checking my crap lately. Is anyone against putting a redirect on the mint jelly page? I've heard this argument before, and I'm cool with whatever, but I just always figured that something on the Mint Jelly page was better than nothing. Just an idea. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:07, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
      • I'd totally agree with you on that in most cases. I'm afraid this isn't one of them, though. If it makes you happier, this subpage is the first thing that shows up when searching for "Mint Jelly" (whenever Special:Search isn't failing to display the search results that is). —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:40, 29 November 2011

HowTo:Play Pasketmaul

Score: 5
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  1. Part Two of the Pasketmaul purge. A minor part of the great purges. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:14, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Die Pasketmaul Die! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:04, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:49, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete Talk Mattsnow 11:55, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. The sad part is, Elephant polo is totally a real thing.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 16:43 (UTC)
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GATAZ

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  1. Unfinished article pile on a subject of questionable notability... I suggest we put this one back in the guy's userspace.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:55, 27 November 2011

  1. I think we should just kill it all together. I don't see the humor in this refuse pile... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 19:19, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. What is this? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. The people on top of me speak the truth. Now get off me! --Black Flamingo 00:23, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:49, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Kill this article, cut off its head and hands, drive it out to the desert, and set its corpse on fire. And then bury the bits in a bowling bag.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 14:39 (UTC)
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  • It's Zagat back'ards, if you're dyslexic. Terrible "article", anyway.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 14:39 (UTC)

Tallaght

Score: 8
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  1. Used to be a shitty stub, then an IP replaced it with the main page (?) in April and it went unnoticed. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:49, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I saw this page when I first came here and I stared at it for ten minutes trying to figure out why it looked like the Main Page, little did I know, it was just vandalism... But the actual, unvandalized article is even worse. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:49, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nobody cares about whatever place this craphole is about... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 19:22, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Whatever. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:13, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. No meaningful content and no reasonable prospect of it being created. --Tristessa de St Ange 21:09, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:49, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. WHY HASN'T THIS BIN DELEETID ARREDDY.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Nov 28 '11 16:25 (UTC)
  8. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I have no idea, Bizzeebeever. No idea at all. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:30, 28 November 2011
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🔒 Pablo Neruda H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
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  1. Very Keep. I like this one.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:43, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. His face actually looks like that! : D —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:09, 24 November 2011
  3. Yeah some of this is quite funny. --Black Flamingo 12:59, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I will cry if this is deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:54, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Not bad. I don't want Mr. Lobster to cry too. Talk Mattsnow 11:58, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Pablo Neruda deserves a better article, but this isn't bad enough to delete.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:22, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. I'm sorry. Can anyone tell what's going on? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:59, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:29, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pablo Newhoda? 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 01:39, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg DO NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:53, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
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