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I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Strong Keepnveppvn This three time deletion survivor (in the first 2010 attempt the wiki beat it back with a -5 vote) has a long history here, and not only should be kept, but pages which survive so many times should be given special status and left alone. Let's bring some sense to this VFD process and go after pages which should be huffed, not longtime classics. Aleister 2:29 30-10-'13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. No rationale behind why I like this page, except the random Shakespeare (a million monkeys and a million typewriters…). I would make the concession that it could be moved into BHOP with no real loss.                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:57 30 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Please, don't move it anywhere! I will try to do something about it! Anton (talk) 16:48, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
    Made it shorter and changed some stuff. Anton (talk) 18:58, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing magic about it. One clever concept — a page completely in a single style of gibberish — though it is the exact same concept as AAAAAAAA! and a few others. But it is at the top of our moron magnets; there is no writer on the web so awful that he cannot "contribute" to this page. This is what BHOP is for (Count to a million). Spıke Ѧ 02:11 30-Oct-13
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A Grue

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mashed in-jokes, again.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:40 28 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Navelism. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 28-Oct-13
  3. Redirect it to Grue ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:42, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Never understood it. Long time since I was in short pants I guess. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:36, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Started life as a redirect, let's end it the same way. Captain gull (talk) 09:10, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
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A balloon did it

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. While we're on the topic of in-jokes created by mashing other in-jokes and memes.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:37 28 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Navelism. Uncyclopedians basing articles not on real-world "encyclopedia" reality but on other Uncyclopedia articles are writing to themselves and showing contempt for our readers. Spıke Ѧ 12:57 28-Oct-13
  3. Crap ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:41, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ye gods. Vintage El Crappo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:51, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An in-joke gone off on a tangent somewhere in orbit. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:44, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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3D animation

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I gave it a weak Keep in 2010 and worked on it thereafter. I saw Hitler in the first sentence and was sure I had not done enough, but the previous discussion makes clear his name is not spoken in vain. Perhaps the article itself should make it clearer. Spıke Ѧ 22:10 21-Oct-13
  2. Per Spike, and I think I worked on this. Feature. Aleister 23-10
    Evidently, you didn't. Otherwise it surely would have been. Spıke Ѧ 17:38 23-Oct-13
    I read it yesterday and it held my attention throughout. You either saved it or a ghost did. Aleister today
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Meme-ridden, random. Aparently out of all people, Adolf Hitler invented 3D animation - surprise! Unfunny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:59, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agree. It reads as incomplete, and the start doesn't promise enough to continue reading.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:25 22 Oct 2013
    This specific problem is corrected, as the Intro now has more meat before name-dropping der Führer. Spıke Ѧ 17:38 23-Oct-13
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Kept due to lack of consensus. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:53, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

25.807

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny, random, not likely to be typed in. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:54, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a topic we don't need an article on, by an Uncyclopedian with absolutely nothing to say about it. Spıke Ѧ 22:21 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:55, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This has a okay mathmatical pun as the base. If 666 is evil, and money is the root of all evil, then 25.807 is the root of evil, ergo 25.807 is money. Beyond that, which the article doesn't explain properly, there is nothing redeeming. I like mathematics humour, so sue me.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:20 22 Oct 2013
    It's too bad I didn't use my calculator before voting. And worse that, as you say, the article does not develop its one nexus to the real world. Still, that makes it a page where the reader has to guess the punch line to read the (alleged) joke. Do you know the square root of 69? "Ate something." Spıke Ѧ 11:49 22-Oct-13
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One in the eye for the nerds. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:34, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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2 Wizards 1 Cup

Score: 5
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  1. Butt Poop series. I think in jokes are so in that people want to push them into being out jokes and then actually push them out. Keep them in and we'll all be happy, including msnbc if he comes back. And this new "delete first" standard, with the color red focusing the eye on delete, is bias towards killing articles and I object by pooping. Aleister pooping right now
  2. A very rare moment of mine to vote here. I like this article and it's helarious...and I can't imagine why a visitor to this site would be shocked to see an article like this. There is a viewership here for articles like this...and compared to family guy or Seth Rogan movies...this article is like kindergarten. --ShabiDOO 01:21, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    We are not complaining about the shocking nature of the article, simply about the lack of humour. The only reason that you want to keep it appears to be that it combines some in-jokes (that have been out-dated and forgotten). What is funny about these two specific in-jokes? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:19, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    See User talk:Shabidoo#2 wizards and blah blah                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:29 27 Oct 2013
    No Scott...that is NOT why I voted for. --ShabiDOO 18:29, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    Point accepted (discussed in Puppy's link). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:11, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    There you go, I fixed it. I didn't know what it would look like, and lolololol when I saw it. Aleister 27-10
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In-joke + shock porn meme = even worse in-joke.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:46 26 Oct 2013
    Two in-jokes and a shock porn meme! Aleister 00:28 27-10-'13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm sorry Al, in-joke or no in-joke doesn't come into it. I see no humour here. As for Mnbvcxz, spell his name right won't you? (It doesn't take a genius to press some keys in order!) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:37, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
    I play with his name with his consent (between us it's a nickname) and am also trying to save an article by Socky which fits rights into two in-joke series. The humour is there if someone sees it. I find it funny, and weird, just like, ah, Mnbvcxz (yech, no, I don't like spelling it out, but wait, it's a good guitar technique to get used to unusual finger placements. Aleister 26-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Scott and Pup. Anton (talk) 17:58, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny (apart from author's own glee in subjecting the reader to a discussion of excrement) and unencyclopedic. Spıke Ѧ 19:41 26-Oct-13
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Worst in-joke I've ever seen. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:57, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:39, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Double Navelism without the Whipped Cream (a de Sade Sundae). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:49, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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99 Lives

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Memish, unfunny. Lack of content. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:18, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A 2005 work of two guys who went on to do much better stuff than this random walk on a nonexistent pier. That's not to say there's anything better in the page history. Spıke Ѧ 13:35 25-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Every great Uncyclopedian has an article like this in their history. Despite it being a good example of how even better writers can write some absolute crap, this serves no purpose - especially not to elicit humour.                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:34 29 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly unfunny nonsense. Captain gull (talk) 10:34, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to be an exercise in pointlessness (i.e. like writing for a certain wiki or two). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:40, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:FFS

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. PuppyOnTheRadio tagged it, after I mentioned it in passing recently, but no one wrote a nomination. This venerable Uncyclopedia tradition, in which we "vote" our most unfavorite Uncyclopedian off the island — all in fun, of course, but with actual gripes never too far below the surface — deserves to go where, I hope, we have succeeded in sending Joke Bans. Spıke Ѧ 01:01 14-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have no objection with joke bans, but this page has exceeded its welcome. Ker-kill it.                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:37 14 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:47, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 09:43, October 16, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Aaah, it's so hard saying goodbye to one of the most unfunny jokes in Uncyclopedia, Ban <insert name here>, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:47, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  • I think it worth retiring, not deleting per say. It does have some historical value to anyone interested in the site's history. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:36, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  • Vote closed. With no support for the page expressed in two weeks, I will take Frosty's comment as a fifth vote and implement his suggestion of "retiring" the page rather than deleting it. Spıke Ѧ 15:43 29-Oct-13

867-5309

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random. not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:28, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cute musical trivia, but terrible article. I'd like to see it as a redirect to HowTo:Get Over Jenny. Anyone navigating to this page would get the reference.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:58 24 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Puppy's suggested redirect would be an improvement. Spıke Ѧ 13:01 24-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 00:41, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As per Pup. Captain gull (talk) 10:24, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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1989 Zombie Invasion

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made-up story full of memes and un-original content. No humour just randomness. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:26, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What he said. Spıke Ѧ 20:38 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:00 22 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes Anton (talk) 14:07, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:20, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 95 Theses H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The humour was predictable but still not bad. The image should be replaced. The list needs to be shorter. Anton (talk) 08:25, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Formerly DELETE) The re-write and touchh up has helped. The comedy is very good now and I laughed a lot. Still annoyed about the list though, still needs improving. Good enough to keep as long as the list is worked on. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Saved--Anton199.) I share ScottPat's concern; the article should not claim to present all 95 theses. One problem we state about lists is that they tell the same joke over and over; the other problem is that they invite dumb additions. Anton's structuring of the theses is admirable, but they are still lists that suffer from these two things. It would be better to substitute a paragraph or two of funny description/overview in each case. Spıke Ѧ 10:23 26-Oct-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Being an ignorant atheist I don't know whether the title refers to a real thing but it starts off with memish, unfunny intro and ends in memish unfunny list (with guess what 96 theses!!!!). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:32, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As a practising Roman Catholic Priest of the Jesuit order, I think it has potential. I removed the references to the external site, and the following text that was relating to it, along with the list for lists' sake, and saw a stub with a decent premise, but in need of extension, which with enough rewriting could become accessible to more readers. I'm not going to do the rewrite though, and as it is I think it's too obscure to reach much of an audience, and the external link just bugs me. (Also concerned that it may be too derivative of that external site, but haven't visited it to confirm.)                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:11 24 Oct 2013
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  • If you really don't know if this relates to something real, check Wikipedia before nominating. The Intro has potential. The only section--driven by the need to list 95 things, including in cases where the author punts--is classic listcruft. Can this be reclaimed by deleting this list and making the Intro read cleverly? If not, you can always redirect to Ph.D.. Not that this title is vital, but some of Luther's actual 95 theses surely are suitable for ridicule. Spıke Ѧ 10:38 24-Oct-13
    Ok I have looked up what the 95 theses really is and I am slightly embarrased to have not known about it however the article is still poor and listy so doesn't merit a keep on this wiki. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:59, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
    Rewrote some parts. Still listy, but that's the point, no? Anton (talk) 09:36, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
    No it isn't. When an article is about a list then it should be paragraphed instead of listed. You don't just write a list of the Ten Commandments for the Ten Commandments article or write a list of the seven wonders of the World for the Seven Wonders of the World article. The 95 theses should be mentioned in paragraphed text with some mentioned in detail and some given a quick mention or no mention at all. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:54, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
    I get your points and will work more. Anton (talk) 17:57, October 26, 2013 (UTC)

4 Minutes to Save the World

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, memish, out-of-date and unfunny. Seems to talk about unrelated dictatorships, a war, a movie and stuff without many links. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:21, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written by MeatLoafFan, who must view as a must-read an article about stuff the Powers That Be don't want you to know. The article has nothing to say, funny or not, and no one will look it up in our encyclopedia, even Greens who want to see if we made fun of 10 Years to Save the World by substituting 4 for 10. Author also gave us UnNews:Barack Obama assassinated. Robert Gates sworn in as 44th president. It survived VFD in 2008 on, among other things, Simsie's unfounded hope that lighter humor would be forthcoming. Spıke Ѧ 18:38 23-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It can go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:24, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have no idea what I just read.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:03 24 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bad article about a mediocre old pop song. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:00, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 What to do if you open your front door one day and there is a portal to an alternate dimension instead of what you expected to see, which was probably something along the lines of whatever is usually outside your house H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I kinda like this one. The absurdity works for me.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:56 24 Oct 2013
  2. Always liked this one. Aleister 24-10
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Was helpful. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:15, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny. Lack of content. No one will ever type it in. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:08, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Absurdly long everything is now a trite old joke (2006, in this case). Spıke Ѧ 10:18 24-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 10:19, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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Category:Over 9000

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Category doesn't make sense. No one will type it in. Random and irrelevant. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:24, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It does make sense; it is a gaming meme, overused here by authors who think gaming is inherently funny, to mean "a lot." But attaching this category to any page communicates nothing. Spıke Ѧ 10:26 24-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 10:41, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:23, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something something Oprah something.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:50 24 Oct 2013
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:02, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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UnNews:Barack Obama assassinated. Robert Gates sworn in as 44th president.

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't like it when UnNews projects are deleted. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 02:00, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mentioned in the nomination below. Assassination Humor is not good, even if this one ever got the lightening up that Simsie was hoping for when she voted to Keep it last time. Spıke Ѧ 18:43 23-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No improvements, too serious and scary. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:50, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boris Johnson can technically become President of America. We should tell more Americans that and scare them into getting a good President on the throne of America! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:33, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
  4. The author is playing with fire, and the Secret Service. So is Bill O'Reilly. Aleister 23-10
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't agree with deleting something based purely on its name space, but also don't agree it retaining something with the same justification. Offsetting the vote with that as justification.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:00 24 Oct 2013
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  • Puppy's opinion is more than opinion. Votes need to pertain to the contents of the page, and I will exercise the discretion to underweigh votes that do not pertain to the page. Spıke Ѧ 12:17 24-Oct-13

🔒 Time signature H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Saved. Spıke Ѧ 21:08 23-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Formerly Delete) Spike's changes sway my vote. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:24, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, unfunny. The template at the top tells us that the article will be deleted if not changed in 30 days. The last edit was over a year ago. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:15, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
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  • An article with an expired {{Expand}} could be listed on QVFD to remind Admins to patrol it. But this article was tagged by the fallen-away Admin who invented Forest Fire Week, and the tag might require a second look. Author gets some good comedy pitches but fouls them off, with about one joke per section: The preoccupation with powers-of-two; "cunt time" and insults of the reader; communism and domination (nowhere near as clever as ScottPat's Commanism article). "We all know what that means....'Nuff said." In short, it would be easy to make this funny, and the author tried and came close. Spıke Ѧ 18:32 23-Oct-13

Category:Articles Lyrithya will delete some day and Category:Articles deleted by Lyrithya at some point

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Two in joke categories for the price of one.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:05 22 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think these were created only to be added on Forum:Lyrithya and her op abuse. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:01, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Don't crack wise with the navigation tools." Categories should help us find stuff, not be a way to retell the trite joke of absurdly long nav-tools (which is Illogicopedia's claim to fame) or a way to "contribute" to articles by rubber-stamping rather than creative writing. By the way, Lyrithya is one of the proprietors of a directly competing website and does not need to be memorialized in random articles. Her only current involvement with this website is to cajole and threaten me to unwatch the article on us at Wikipedia. Spıke Ѧ 12:03 22-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:25, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not so much whether Lyrithya is elsewhere but this is a navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:25, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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Suddenly, Zombiebaron

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I created this, but now regret it. In-joke well past its use-by on this site.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:14 22 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sorry to have declined your QVFD. Let's get this done. Spıke Ѧ 12:17 22-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:25, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Suddenly, huffed. Captain gull (talk) 10:09, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It was funny in its time, but that time has now passed. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:52, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
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2006 Atlantic hurricane season

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny, lack of content. Written as though refering to 2006 in the future. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:06, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "This year's list of hurricanes who are expected to cause a trouble." It was written at the start of the 2006 hurricane season. It was very timely then — especially as Hurricane Katrina had hit, FEMA had performed its statutory function of preventing aid from getting to the region before it could be certified as rule-compliant, Bush had just given Brown his vote of confidence and Democrats were salivating. Now it's badly dated, mostly because there is no timeless humor at all. Smells like English as a Second Language. Spıke Ѧ 22:34 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. English as a second language, but funny barely makes it in as a 10th language.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:57 22 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Blow away. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:46, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Would have been better on UnNews but not by much. Captain gull (talk) 10:03, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
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I eat my own shit

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Most of it is pretty funny. Also, if saved, it can be moved to Why?:I eat my own shit and that way it will make more sense. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:51, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Move. As below. Spıke Ѧ 12:07 22-Oct-13
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Swayed vote. Damned good template.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:26 22 Oct 2013
  4. Keep and move to Why?space. Captain gull (talk) 10:07, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. May be funny but is just disgusting. Anton (talk) 09:23, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can deal with disgusting, but this just doesn't have anything funny beyond that. Interesting fact - this.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:31 22 Oct 2013
    Yes, it does. "This is not why I lost my children to the state." The serious treatment of an absurd idea is very funny. For the record, we allow "funny but disgusting," though the articles in the Yuky Doody series were merely disgusting. Also, Sannse has never even proposed that we put the phone number of the Poison Control Center at the top of the page with a warning to readers not to actually try the maneuver contemplated on the page. The templates at the bottom are a "victory lap" by the author and should go. Spıke Ѧ 11:44 22-Oct-13
    The “in my opinion” in my above rationale was implied, if not explicit.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:58 22 Oct 2013
    I assume most rationales are the voter's opinion. Did I succeed in rebutting it? Spıke Ѧ 12:07 22-Oct-13
    Not really, imo.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:10 22 Oct 2013
    I have added a Corporate Cover-your-ass Template so Wikia won't get sued by people eating their own shit. Whew, just in time. Spıke Ѧ 12:20 22-Oct-13
    Okay, that sways my vote.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:26 22 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:46, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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2009 World Bloodbath Classic

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Same reasons as below. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:20, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yup; like the other one, this isn't clearly based on some real tournament. Author bangs out an elimination match of Uncyclopedia memes. Spıke Ѧ 22:27 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I need healthy oxygen... Wait? Was I voting in my sleeping mind for a moment!? Anyways, I agreed with above. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:54, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above, and below.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:21 22 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even the author got bored before finishing it. Captain gull (talk) 09:23, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Captain gull. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:57, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bin it up and leave it to be collected for electron recycling. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:38, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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2009 Bloodbath Confederations Cup

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made-up, un-funny and memish. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:18, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have never seen this before, and I was surprised when I saw the blood ghost in the picture. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:10, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
    Newman, that would leave about 30,000 articles you have never seen before (not a reason to vote Delete). Spıke Ѧ 22:25 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We might have a place with a few satire articles on Wikipedia articles on tournaments. But this author banged this out too quickly — The competitors are a list of memes and he can't be bothered to write a report for each of the matches. And, as usual, the page title is a takeoff rather than something someone will search for; that would put pressure on the author to make fun of events in the actual tournament. Spıke Ѧ 22:25 21-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think I nommed this once before. As in nominated. I didn't think it was tasty at all.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:57 22 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Im lazy again, Brazil wins 1-0. Goodbye" Captain gull (talk) 09:35, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Again, per Captain gull. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:58, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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Industria

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2007 article about a nonexistent country that's not even linked to any page or template. In short, other than its categories, there was no way someone could've had access to it. Also, if it wasn't for the red links, it would have an OK illustration but it also lacks humour so... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:43, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only work of author Sampedestal. A neglected page on a nonexistent country and its Wacky War. At the moment when the reader is looking for a reason to jump in, author tells me it borders on Something-or-Other. Spıke Ѧ 11:36 20-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Badderer.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:15 22 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Full of red-links, not so full of cleverness. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:28, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Playstation 5 H T D

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. "It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie though it will never melt in you'r hands" in the Intro got my interest. Overlong and needs proofreading but it has a strategy. The Template:Game Consoles ensures that it can be found despite its fictionality. Spıke Ѧ 23:53 19-Oct-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nonexistent console that was not ever announced yet, and I have already requested a rewrite for Playstation 4 on that article's talk page just around now. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:37, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
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Derkaderkastan

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another nonexistent country article from 2006 (edited at the start of this year by new user DerkaDerkaStan). Located beneath Iran, "known to take a dump on each others chests to signify great sex." A photo-less dead end. Spıke Ѧ 15:50 18-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:34, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:02, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:59, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Captain gull (talk) 08:54, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hard to pick the lower point between william as a country, or Makalagadanibanafartipantsistanderkaderkastanisherpasherplandsteven.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:11 22 Oct 2013
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Kittenolivia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Non-existent and shitty --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:33, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article no one is going to look for, except off our Latin America Navigation Template where it reduces the realism of many country articles without increasing their humor. Cute kittens plus a "former Yugoslav republic [that] destroyed the moon." Bonus: A Wacky War. Spıke Ѧ 11:08 14-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:17, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Feline randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:57, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Captain gull (talk) 08:46, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I ask myself, does the one article support the existence of the other?                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:08 22 Oct 2013
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Ancient Kittenolivia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Non-existent and shitty --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:33, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Chapter 2 of a personal fantasy story arc. This one is not even accessible from the nation nav-template (though it is, inexplicably, on Template:Civilization), nor certainly because anyone wants an article on the prehistory of a made-up country. Author Flutter discloses in 2009 that he wrote the article in 2007 but forgot to submit it "here" (going straight to the mirror site?). Spıke Ѧ 11:14 14-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm back from my weekend trip, and I believe this is a spoof off of the Animal Crossing character Olivia. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:53, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dull. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:59, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ditto all of the above. Captain gull (talk) 08:40, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I answer myself - fuck no!                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:08 22 Oct 2013
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Fake religion (moved from Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousism)

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  1. I don't think it is funny, considering that it is a fake religion. Anton (talk) 13:34, October 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is a fake religion, with the usual trappings of fake relics and rituals that these articles have. Anton's move of it to Fake religion makes it more likely that someone will find it, but less likely that they will understand it once they get there. There is no humor concept except an absurdly long word, which is a joke that was not done by us but by the movie. Spıke Ѧ 13:43 5-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Burn the heretic! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:34, October 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:45, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I looked at WP:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to see if there was anything there that could be worked in here to make it better. This isn't as good as the WP version, and that has a clean-up template on it.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:03 22 Oct 2013
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  1. I don't know if this works or not, but I moved this article to Fake religion. I am not taking back my nomination, in case it does not make it better. Anton (talk) 13:41, October 5, 2013 (UTC)

1812 Overture

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Absolute random gibberish. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:39, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It started out okay and I was willing to forgive a certain amount of randomness. Halfway through, the rasher of red-links began and the article still had not shown any theme. Finally--a dumb list of memes. Spıke Ѧ 22:09 4-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:43, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Drew Carey                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:50 22 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OMG LIEK WTF R U KRAZY!? Captain gull (talk) 09:09, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Three lines of writing. Not funny. Written backwards (I don't get that joke) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:11, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Author" took a screenshot of the navigation template, reversed it, and made it the article. Funny? Why? Spıke Ѧ 20:31 2-Oct-13
  3. The idea is funny, but it is not connected to ). Anton (talk) 15:30, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:30, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dumb concept, dumb execution. Captain gull (talk) 08:28, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:50 22 Oct 2013
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Ellipses

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You guessed it another keyboard alphabet filler! Not funny, lacking content and un-encyclopedic. Completely random. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:12, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article tries to survive by hiding in the category of "pages in the style of the thing they're about." It has no other humor. Spıke Ѧ 13:43 2-Oct-13
  3. Right Anton (talk) 15:21, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:49, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. "lol.......i wonder what poop tastes like.........^_^" - Some n00b.......                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:50 22 Oct 2013
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is an almost verbatim copy of http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html, and links directly to that site as well. As the originating site is copyrighted, this blatant plagiarism is not original content, and outside of our ToS.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:59 19 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - Agreed Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:00, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Moreover, the external site pulls off the hoax better than we do. Not clear this bit of theft requires a VFD vote, but we're almost there. Spıke Ѧ 12:32 19-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think so. Anton (talk) 08:50, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unoriginal content. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 13:14, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
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'N Sync

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft. Not funny and devoid of content once lists removed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:09, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's Pantera all over again. Starts gay, ends listy. Spıke Ѧ 19:13 2-Oct-13
  3. Anton (talk) 15:22, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:05, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:12, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
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No America

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg "Does anyone give a shit about this arctile" The article has no theme other than: This doesn't exist, no one knows anything, everything sucks, and no one cares. Author NoNameBrand "creaated arctile in a hurry!" in 2008 and nothing was ever done with it, until today Anon replaced the nonsense year number 0 with the nonsense year number √-2. Spıke Ѧ 15:40 11-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. America may have no government but it still exists! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:14, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:54, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad article, is just offending me, as it is saying my country is nothing. I also noticed that the author spelled the word "article" wrong as well. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:12, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Outdated and unfunny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 08:09, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. ScottPat, it's not even based on the US goverment shutdown. Just some "Anti-american" crap. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:54, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I do realise, I have read it. I merely mentioned that you can't say America doesn't exist just because it's federal government is non-existant. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:46, October 11, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 Shit Creek H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Saved. The initial illustration makes it look like a real place, and that is good enough for me. That the Intro also admits that the reader came here looking for simple toilet humor stains it, as it were. I'll work on it. Spıke Ѧ 21:45 11-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Agreed. It is more an article making fun of a colloquial expression. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:50, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
    And best that it not explain in the Intro that it is doing so. Spıke Ѧ 22:19 11-Oct-13
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Spike's improvements. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:23, October 12, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is bad, and also is not just that, but it is also not a real place, but rather the saying mentioned in the article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:35, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Anton, you often write against gratuitous obscenity on Uncyclopedia--would you concede that there is sometimes a point to playing in Shit? Spıke Ѧ 22:24 11-Oct-13
    Sometimes. Anton (talk) 11:29, October 12, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 / H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The slash character has a storied history in computing, and I've now provided some of it. Spıke Ѧ 13:25 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's true, this article really lacks of humour right now but what it does have is a very neat appearance which generates high hopes to me. Maybe add a couple of images (That's going to be kinda hard) and some good old penis jokes and it can become a pretty good article. Well, as good as an article about a slash can be. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 22:10, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
    Illustration, check. Penis joke, check. Vote closed. Spıke Ѧ 13:30 13-Oct-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Devoid of content. Lacking humour. Utter randomness. It is only there as a filler for the keyboard alphabet template. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:08, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not that funny. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:56, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Wolverhampton H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Adequate, following a little de-crufting just now. Spıke Ѧ 15:25 6-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Something something denzaism. Anyways, it looks better now. You need a core to start improving off of. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 13:28, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is short, and needs either more work or deletion. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 14:07, October 6, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Red Teacup H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The concept is great, as nominator says, and the execution could be repaired. On the talk page, departed Admin Andorin Kato explains why he did not take the page to VFD in 2009 despite its awful second half. This is ready-made instructions to anyone wishing to earn a VFD Save. (I voted Symbol delete vote.svg Delete in 2010, saying I didn't see a point to the page.) Spıke Ѧ 22:08 3-Oct-13
  2. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. What Spike said. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:52, October 7, 2013 (UTC)
  3. My mom's a little red teacup, short and stout. Here is her handle, here is her spout. Aleister 11-10
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny, random, nonsense. I think the concept of a British naval officer being a drug lord is great but this article poorly executes it with a made-up name. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
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1963 Sheepo Cover Up Act

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made up event. Horrible title. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:53, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anon in 2006 uses a page title no one will look for, for yet another retelling of the Welsh sheep-shagger joke, and not a terribly clever one. But I have fixed the inept start of the article. Spıke Ѧ 22:05 4-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. No title picture either. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:25, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
    Yes, but absence of pix is usually remedied by editing, not deleting. Spıke Ѧ 12:42 6-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If it was funnier it may have been worth keeping but it isn't so it goes. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:18, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Crap -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 10:14, Oct. 11, 2013
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Water Gun Drive-Bys

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful article from 2007, and we're nothing but picking up steam for newer qualities. Delete. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:20, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It almost reads like an UnNews — or that bikers from Devon are writing about themselves. Spıke Ѧ 23:24 2-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:38, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 12:27, October 6, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Lol Steam, water... am I the only one who saw that? But yeah, the article sucks. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 13:30, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 1947 Horse-Throwing Competition H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It is an article by TOAST who was later unmasked as a sock puppet by a group of users (see TOAST's discussion page and my response at the time). That aside, the article isn't bad enough to be deleted in my view. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:14, October 6, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Liked the page when it was written, like it now. And per Romartus. TOAST was a fine user, and gave many people many laughs many times. Aleister 9-10
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny, nonsensical. Made-up event. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:45, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author TOAST begins, "I feel it necessary to give you my recollection of that day's event." (Shabidoo wrote the final words, "which of course, never happened" to add insult to injury.) I hope no one outside this panel feels it necessary to read the recollection. Spıke Ѧ 22:16 4-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Babble. Just babble. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:20, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
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100 reasons to ban Lyrithya

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft. Random nonsense that isn't funny. Meme/in-joke about a user who is no longer here that only a few people will ever get. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:56, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First-person vanity with a description of the joy of writing first-person vanity. If anyone wants to preserve the past, simply move this to BHOP where it belonged. Spıke Ѧ 19:12 1-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad article. Delete. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:52, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As per author's request. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:20, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It's one of Frosty's articles. Could park it there if we don't want it on mainspace. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:15, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
    • You or I could retrieve it from the mag-tapes if he protests. Or he could, come to think of it. Spıke Ѧ 22:13 3-Oct-13
      • Everything I wrote pre-2012 sucks unbelievably. Huff away. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:52, October 9, 2013 (UTC)
        • Your wish is my command, as it is almost entirely your article (with contributions by subject and by others who have fallen away). Two of the illustrations are orphans except in your userspace; please clean up if you think they suck unbelievably as well. Spıke Ѧ 14:54 10-Oct-13

Area C4M3R00N

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't even.                                • Puppy's talk page • 11:31 01 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Leet in the title ensures readers will never select it. It has only one concept, government conspiracy, on which it breaks no ground. It has no humor. I considered moving this article, to double down and ask voters if you would delete it if it were our only article on the nation, but Cameroon is comparatively complete. Spıke Ѧ 12:11 1-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:56, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is downright painful to my viewing, and agreed with everyone above. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:21, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:21, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Fuck Me

Score: 4
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  1. Keep. I just voted to save this good article deja vu style. Will take out the one quote too many. ALeIsTeR 15-9-'13
    You didn't. I just have (removed Wilde #2 and "Some redneck guy"). It doesn't change a thing. Deleting Section 4 (the listcruft) wouldn't help either. Spıke Ѧ 23:59 15-Sep-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:35, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The point of this page is the glee of swearing to strangers. When it documents the many uses of the word "fuck," it's informative and not funny. When it dabbles in history, it's babbling and not funny. Spıke Ѧ 12:48 15-Sep-13
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Awful. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:54, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Insert gratuitous link to Tvtropes article on Screw Yourself. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:04, September 16, 2013 (UTC)(Curse you abusefilter17 D:)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article is funny from time to time. But you can see how the author struggles with himself in order to write comedy and not a pornographic novel. At some moments, you can actually see a border between the two. P.S. I did not understand why the "the whore I am" picture violated Wikia terms of use. But, anyway, we won't need this image anymore, of the article gets deleted. Anton (talk) 07:38, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
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  • The article is poorly named, but as we already have an article named Fuck the author was limited in what he could do. Having said that we need a good article on Fuck, but there's a huge challenge - it ha been done before many, many times. Every attempt to create a new article on Fuck - or any of it's derivative forms - that I have seen over the time I've been active has been a copy of something I have read off-site. This is not a bad article, but what's good about it has been done too many times before to be classed as "original humour".                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:54 28 Sep 2013
  • All gone. In view of the strong argument in Puppy's non-vote, the weak argument in Aleister's "deja vu" (based on some other ballot) vote, and the fact that Aleister already saved the illustration he wanted, citing the inevitability of this vote, I have huffed it with just a +4. Spıke Ѧ 14:46 10-Oct-13

🔒 Other War of 1812 H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Nope (Ruining Scott's nomination) The George Bush quote us very good! I especially liked the last parts of the article, but even the first ones can work. Scott, the fact that you were new, does not mean it is bad. Anton (talk) 17:01, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
    It's random, unfunny nonsense. The title refers to a made up war. A better version can be found at War of 1812. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:14, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
    If you really want to, then I will take back my vote. But don't be so critical to yourself: the article may need a slight rewrite but it is good. Anton (talk) 17:45, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
    Not on the strength of yet another observation that Bush was an inept speaker. Spıke Ѧ 18:26 3-Oct-13
  2. Well, since it has gone so long without a delete decision I'm gonna vote to keep it. And since it may be kept, only Allah knows, I urge ScottPat to bring it up to feature status. That's usually a good way to handle the dogs you've written. So Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Aleister 4-10-'13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Self-nom and Delete Vote for my article please! Yes well what can I say I was a noob. Utter random, incoherent nonsense with minimal funny parts. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:38, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. In case Puppy again objects to having to review for deletion a page with only one contributor, I disclaim my brief involvement with it. Spıke Ѧ 16:47 3-Oct-13
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  • Vote closed. Nominator is allowed to renominate in one month; or you can try QVFD, where I am unsure whether the salient point is that it has only one contributor or, like a Parliamentary motion, it was "given to the body" and cannot be unmade. Having sought a vote and not gotten it, however, perhaps you had better not try work-arounds. Spıke Ѧ 23:22 7-Oct-13

🔒 12 year olds invading the Internet H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This actually is a well-read and well-known page here. It was saved in the past with a large plurality of votes, and that alone should render it untouchable. A popular page, even though it isn't hilarious (although most 12 year olds are, the young women at least, who I pry away from their mothers with candy apples and folding money). Aleister Gandhi's Birthday, '13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What Al said. Except the bit about stealing children - my parole officer may be reading. Pup What's good for the goose is good for the Ghandi, '13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not that funny. Un-encyclopedic. Use of second person. Random images. It would be funnier if it was an article written as though it resembled a 12 year old writing it. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:30, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There is humor to be had on this subject. But as it goes on and on with actual dialogue of 12-year-olds, it becomes clearer that author thinks they are so stupid as to be funny, and author is cataloguing their humor rather than writing humor. Spıke Ѧ 20:38 2-Oct-13
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  • I abstained in 2010 when this was kept, 6-1; I was not here in 2007 when it survived, 4-5. Spıke Ѧ 20:38 2-Oct-13

🔒 127.0.0.1 (Uncensored) H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Strong keep. Follow the link to Wikipedia. 127.0.0.1 is one of the IP addresses that are designed to loop back to the sender. The joke is that every criticism the author makes of 127.0.0.1's bad behavior is done without realizing that it is his own behavior. Spıke Ѧ 20:45 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Formerly DELETE) I see the humour now. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:49, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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#Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. Talks about IP address. Not encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:25, October 2, 2013 (UTC)

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  • In fact, this article should replace "127.0.0.1" (the censored one). See below. Spıke Ѧ 20:45 2-Oct-13

🔒 127.0.0.1 H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Overuse of censored. See above. Spıke Ѧ 20:45 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:49, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redundant if the other one is kept. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:40, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
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  • I will in fact regard this not as deletion of content but as an edit to remove censoring via {{C}} and do the operation proposed above. Spıke Ѧ 12:06 7-Oct-13

🔒 Half H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A fine vessel for the photos. I hate spoof mathematical formulas, but this one works. It would fit perfectly in UnDictionary. Spıke Ѧ 18:44 26-Sep-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A joke might be to leave all the words half spelled, but that would get really annoying. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:04, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny, lack of content. Un-encyclopedic. Uses 2nd person narrative. The only part worth saving is the spoof mathematical formula. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:14, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
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2005cruft

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't get it. It's seems a little bit too childish. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 21:42, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The subject of the article, "2005cruft," is our term for crufty articles that have been on the site since its start, in 2005. This is archetypal bad writing that is not saved by being "a page in the style of the thing it's about." Namely, unattributable quotations, memes from Chuck Norris to Hitler, swastikas painted on anuses, lists of junk entries, and nonsense numbers. It is the typical page that offers the author the glee of having finished an Uncyclopedia page without having to spray-paint a bridge abutment, and offers the reader nothing. Spıke Ѧ 21:52 3-Oct-13
  3. Derpy face.png Revenge Of The Bronies - "It seem's a little bit too childish." - A guy who watches a cartoon for little girls on Mr-ex777's writing. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 08:07, Oct. 4, 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg My anus already has too many swastikas ...I'd rather not talk about it... (Talking about the anal swastikas; concerning the page, I usually like things in the style of the thing that its written about, but this isn't good enough for me to giggle... like a schoolgirl)--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 116:54, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Anton (talk) 18:55, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rubbish. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:33, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. My main criteria, while judging the article, is, when everything that ought to be cut out would be cut out, if there would still be anything good in the article. In this case, I think that there will. There are many jokes, but they are not phrased well: that's why the article should be rephrased. There is some absolutely useless first and second persona, but that too can be changed. Anton (talk) 18:48, September 30, 2013 (UTC)
  2. A save by Anton. Aleister 3-10-'13
    Spike did the second half. Anton (talk) 05:57, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny, full of memes. Use of 2nd person and Un-encyclopedic writing. Rambles on about made-up nonsense. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:25, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ??? --Sog1970 (talk) 19:37, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As a semi-response to Anton, I'd like to point out my rationale. I look for the humour in an article, but also how accessible that humour is. If the humour is buried in incomprehensibility, I'll consider how much effort it would take to remove the chaff and leave the pearls. I then consider the time it would take me to do it, and if I'd get value for the effort. In this instance I'd have to remove 80-90% of the existing content, and rewrite the remainder to legibility. That would leave me with a two paragraph stub, which isn't sufficient to support it's survival as a stand-alone article. Then I'd have to build a concept around that stub, and expand fivefold in order to get an article oreasinable length with only a small amount of value behind it.
    If I was to instead leave it to be deleted, it opens up an avenue for another writer to come along and create a new article from scratch, without being bogged down by the existing junk. It removes a poor article from existence, which discourages the croon of similar dross.
    In short, it shouldn't survive as is, and I'm not going to fix it, so better for it to be deleted, and make room for new creative input.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:03 01 Oct 2013
    You did not notice that I have rewritten half of the article. Anton (talk) 06:02, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All of the above, and also a poor imitation of English. It needs a theme. 10:13 29-Sep-13 Rescinded. Spıke Ѧ 10:12 3-Oct-13
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🔒 Å H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The punk/metal thing is a perfectly fine comedy strategy for a character from a Scandinavian language. "Not funny for sober people" does not apply to this article; it is a robo-response from a pulldown menu in Admins' Delete dialogue that has been used on nominator's work, not a magic phrase that can be used to delete good pages. Spıke Ѧ 13:41 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Inoffensive in my view but not z grade deletable. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:12, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very poor article, not funny for sober people, and only refers to the foreign letter as a musician who formed a famous punk rock and metal band. Also, another one of those old letter and punctuation articles. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:17, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Ali vs Frasier H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It is not "very short," the quotations are hardly weird, it is about a real boxing encounter, and it is coherent and playful. Nothing wrong with it. Spıke Ѧ 13:33 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Undercooked and in need of some sharpening here and there but not that bad. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:13, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is very short, not that funny, and weird quotations. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:10, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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Greater Albania

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not humourous. Random facts, country doesn't even exist. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:22, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The intro makes it clear that the country doesn't exist and the article won't be worth the reader's time. Full of anti-gay and racial tension. Spıke Ѧ 19:28 26-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above even though I don't believe that just because an article is about an non-existent country makes it automatically qualified for VFD. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:33, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, it doesn't matter if it doesn't exist, but the lack of humour does very much matter. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:05, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It can go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:12, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Hot dog H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 3
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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Saved, by me in my userspace. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:18, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
    Vote struck. See my comment below. Taking a copy of this article for rework does not mean you want the existing article kept. If deleted, you would be free to republish a new article if you significantly repaired it. If kept, indeed, it would be controversial for you to totally rework what we voted to keep. Spıke Ѧ 13:39 2-Oct-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This listy little article has only one joke: that a frankfurter is essentially a penis, something it was delightful for the young author to type but won't take the reader anywhere he has not already gone in his mind. Redirecting this to Dogshit sandwich would kill two birds with one stone. Spıke Ѧ 14:56 2-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:38, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 08:32, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I am planning to make an improvement to this article in my userspace and removing the lower organ jokes and other stupid stuff. And this would probably be the case. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:55, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
    Your "plan" seems to have halted voting on this page. Please take a copy of it now (or ask me for a copy after it gets deleted). Deletion will not bar you or anyone from writing a replacement page. Spıke Ѧ 14:15 14-Sep-13
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Inconclusive after 721 hours. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:38, October 2, 2013 (UTC)

Captain Raccoon

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Captain Raccoon is least known superheroes the world has ever seen This 2007 creation about nothing is so aimless that its only function is to invite endless additions to its disjointed list. Spıke Ѧ 17:49 28-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:53, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Anton (talk) 19:45, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:47, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Definite feature material! (This is VFH, right?)                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:47 01 Oct 2013
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That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Same thing. Anton (talk) 15:54, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:30, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It seems as though every member of the Uncyclopedia clique (that stormed away together "in protest of Wikia") wrote one. This one was designated during the website's notorious Kristallnacht but spared, certainly as a personal favor. Oh, sorry, we are supposed to address content: Well, there is nothing funny about the article. Spıke Ѧ 17:17 28-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:47, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Nazi during my sojourn to Ireland

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  1. An in-joke about an in-joke which parodies another in-joke. In-jokes all the way down. Anton (talk) 12:43, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So many of them; and the only thing that makes them even interesting (they are not funny) is that there are others. Spıke Ѧ 13:20 28-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wouldn't want this now would we? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:49, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's turtles all the way down! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
    The world stands on in-jokes. Anton (talk) 19:59, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Serious case of ingrowing navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:49, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca

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  1. Again. Anton (talk) 12:41, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Imitation, not comedy. Anon can do this by lengthening a list. Spıke Ѧ 13:19 28-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This will be like ticking boxes on a checklist! (He said in a very Machaevellan way!)Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:48, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. NRV. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:50, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris

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  1. I am tired. Tired of all these in-jokes. I am tired of all the in-jokes about in-jokes. I am tired of people creating them to make themselves look cool. Anton (talk) 12:43, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author is tired. Tired of writing comedy, and increasingly convinced that he is the comedy and not merely the craftsman, as when even Saturday Night Live had the cameras pan out and capture their acting rather than the act. This is what I always mean by "amusing the author to prank the reader." These articles aren't funny beyond the act of creating them and trading winks with fellow pranksters. Spıke Ѧ 13:18 28-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:49, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. C'est merde. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:56, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada

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  1. Making an in-joke about an in-joke. That is worse than "Fisher Price:A Retrospective". Anton (talk) 12:37, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More Bowel Movement Humor. Spıke Ѧ 13:12 28-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:48, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Double navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:51, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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The Theory of the Cosmos

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A creation by Yours Truly in their early days as an Uncyclopedian. Made-up theory riddled by memes and un-humourous writing. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:17, September 27, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nominator is the only contributor. You have come a long way. Spıke Ѧ 11:27 27-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quotes, lists, typical "newb" pitfalls. Start over. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 12:45, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. The title alone, "Theory of Cosmos", opens a large horizon of possible jokes and gives and such a theme gives an opportunity to develop a great humour strategy. Now, I don't know why the author did not do this. Scott... Anton (talk) 12:59, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Author request, so voting blind purely to add numbers to what could have been done via QVFD with no eyebrows raised. (If it was "That time I was nearly raped by a quatum physicist during my sojourn into the theory of the cosmos" I'd vote to keep.)                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:43 01 Oct 2013
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Scientists Run The Government Conspiracy Theory

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not very funny. Badly written. Not very encyclopedic. Rambles on and doesn't make many jokes about scientists running the country other than to make pokemon references mock Jews and mention Pac Man. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:02, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dittos. First part has nothing really new or witty to say about Hitler v. Jews but uses them both as memes. Section 2 stalls as author asks himself why he is rambling, then rambles about Uncyclopedia, then dives in about Bush and the No Child Left Behind law. Author has no wit to add to that either; is it merely advocacy? Finally, the memes line up in lists, from "L Ron Hubbard" to "You". Get rid. Spıke Ѧ 17:27 26-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:05, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Ugh -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:07, September 27, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:51, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Former name with quotation marks was a pointless redirect that I have now deleted. Spıke Ѧ 17:23 26-Sep-13

Pantera

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A gamer provides his view of the band. To-wit: "a merry group of fags, who one day decided to record the sound of there own love making." If you jump in despite that Intro, the first section tells a joke with excessive recursion. It is nothing but toilet humor thereafter, and that's after I deleted a listing of band members and the usual Discography. Spıke Ѧ 02:48 14-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:25, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Easy button.png That was easy. Terrible article first made in 2005, during the very early days of Uncyclopedia. It had improved some more, then someone added pictures and more other stuff. Then, someone decided to blank part of it, and it still remained a very poor and unfunny article for years. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:13, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
    If you have found a version in the page history that you think is better, you are welcome to substitute it (and reattach {{VFD}}) and we'll vote on that. In fact, the nominator is supposed to do that. Spıke Ѧ 13:18 14-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 09:16, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:52, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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Perrin Aybara

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  1. Someone put in a large amount of time over several days, and then came back to edit it quite awhile later, and likely learned a lot here during this process. But I'm voting to keep the page since I don't think it's enough to huff. Maybe the author just needs a note on his talk page to go back and polish it and/or ask for assistance. Aleister 19:00 in these parts
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I am not convinced that Anon today at Talk:Perrin Aybara ("This is the best thing to ever hit internet!") is not just a random spambot, but he has found a cache of babble, Randumbo, and listcruft. Spıke Ѧ 21:23 5-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. God, this is awful. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:55, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The quotes are bad and once they are removed it leaves nothing. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:46, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is very old and I don't think the author will ever want to come back. But we can still notify him. Anton (talk) 09:18, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Easy button.png That was easy. Not funny. It is somewhat possible that someone can salvage this. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:30, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:53, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by a dinosaur during my sojourn in the Mesozoic

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I found one more that can be added here but I think it will be too much. Sorry for making you vote for many similar articles but I don't know how else to do this. Anton (talk) 15:59, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:29, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The large number of virtually identical articles with names that no reader will search for points to contempt for (actually: disinterest in) the reader. Spıke Ѧ 17:19 28-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Sog1970 (talk) 19:38, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 19 Kids and Counting H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Keepable now. Spıke Ѧ 12:58 21-Sep-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poor article from 2008 that has been bad and offending since then. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:36, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
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  • I've renamed this article to align with the actual name of the TV show and its Wikipedia article, and will edit it to make clear that the Duggars are not specific, non-celebrity individuals being cyberbullied (for which I briefly banned Anon). It is a cruft magnet, as the TV show is about a Christian family with a disdain for birth control. Anyone with a beef about breeders, Christians, and toothless hillbillies, will pile on. At the moment, the article has no comedy strategy except ridiculing the Duggar Family, and by extension any family that shares their values, and calling them sluts. This could be remedied. Spıke Ѧ 22:58 16-Sep-13
  • I rewrote the "Before kids" section so that it aligns more closely with the Wikipedia article, and I think it works better. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:37, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
    Yikes! hope that isn't autobiographical! Also, the table of the 19 kids is serving the exact function that listcruft usually does: As an Anon magnet to tell the same joke again. Is there a better approach here? Spıke Ѧ 12:58 21-Sep-13
    No, I never married or had kids, and my conversion experience was much earlier in life (and not at a service), so it's not autobiographical. As to the table, a better approach would be to have a section about each one of the kids, with a corresponding paragraph (similar to the one I deleted about the oldest because it failed hard), but I am not familiar enough with the show or the kids to do so myself. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 15:56, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
    Me neither, having temporarily concluded (see above) that this was Anon thinking his neighbors the Duggars needed ridiculing on Uncyclopedia. Your suggestion would solve the table's problem, if anyone out there can undertake it. Spıke Ѧ 17:14 21-Sep-13

That time I nearly got my period all over the biggest mall in the world during my sojourn in Canada

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  1. That time I nearly got eye-raped by a bloody in-joke Anton (talk) 12:38, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. No thank you. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 12:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crude is funnier for the author than for the reader, and the author is long gone. Spıke Ѧ 12:59 28-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:48, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A shining example of the past must not be destroyed. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:05, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Had never seen it before, opened it up, and smiled. So, keep, for personal phsyiological (u spell it) reaction. Aleister 26-9
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Same as above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 12:47, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. Only content is an image and a Russian reversal meme. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:53, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
    Correction it has an option setting which means that a number of unhumorous memes appear. These are either dead or simply not funny and this article has no place on this website. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:55, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of the website's most ponderous examples of an author amusing himself by pranking the reader. Spıke Ѧ 17:59 26-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. God no. --Sog1970 (talk) 21:08, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
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ChavScum

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page has been on the site since 2006. It is the essence of chav-cruft and used to contain a section inviting future editors to document individual chavs. Editorializing in the page title and the title's unusual spelling (which no random reader is ever going to type) is because its sole purpose has always been to document, and to guide Uncyclopedia readers to, a specific blog in the .uk domain (references now removed). It is not original comedy writing. Spıke Ѧ 13:49 16-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bang and the article is gone! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:31, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Absolute wank. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 10:00, September 20, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't think this article is funny. Voted. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 02:13, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Anton (talk) 12:45, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
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0therWorldKingdom

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poor English makes jokes and content incomprehensible (the title of the article is an exampleof this). Not sure whether that is deliberate however I do not get the joke if it is. Seems to be about a "unofficial" country set up in the middle of France according to wikipedia: WP:Other World Kingdom (Much like the Principality of Sealand).Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:07, September 27, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg The Previous Owner of This Village Have a Notorious Person. A friend of me say, huff it. Spıke Ѧ 18:49 26-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg A cat is fine too Poorly written. Like the typer was a kitten. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:02, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:05, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 12:56, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Rucka Rucka Ali H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A real article, about a real "comedian", with a real comedy strategy: Misstate the source material. Ali does not seem like a good comedian, mostly specializing in racial stereotypes; and this article isn't the best ever, mostly replacing the truth about Ali with the exact opposite without using the change to make a clever point, but it is trying to do what we try to do. Spıke Ѧ 11:18 15-Sep-13
  2. Per Spike. Aleister 15-9
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad article, and I don't see any thing that funny in this article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 19:45, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 , H T D Survivor, Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage,

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  1. This page is linked to our "Letters of the Alphabet" thingy, which links all the stuff on a keyboard to an article. Seems OK as well. I'll add in at least one funny now, but not wholesale funny. Aleister 26-9
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. (Formerly Delete) I have cleaned-up this article once again to get into a state where the un-encyclopedicness can be balanced out by the humorous content. It is too good for deletion now and simply needs continued repair work to get it back on its legs. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:52, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No humour breaking into unnecesary AAAAA meme. Tendency to use "you." After an attempted clean-up by nominator article remains devoid of content save an (admittedly) amusing "find the full-stop amongst the commas" game which, although does not grant the article a save, certainly could be used in a re-write. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:02, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to be motivated more by the need to have an article on it than by having anything to say. Rewriters: The, comma, is often, used, to, imitate, William, Shatner's, acting. 18:07 Rescinded Spıke Ѧ 18:58 26-Sep-13
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  • Nomination withdrawn. Spıke Ѧ 18:58 26-Sep-13

Hampster

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny and very un-encyclopedic. No images just random rant. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:05, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Created in 2005. In 2009, editor TPCBD arrived, so if you are wondering about the acronym in the second paragraph and at the start of Military Ranking, it is a specific Uncyclopedian quoting himself. This fanboy cheerleading has no purpose except to guide readers to the external website given at the end. Spıke Ѧ 13:10,13:12 22-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No redeeming features and an annoying p in the title. --Sog1970 (talk) 13:11, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:20, September 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:40, September 25, 2013 (UTC)
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Heinrich himmler is GAY

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another in-joke that ought be in someone's userspace. Anton (talk) 12:34, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stub with a surprisingly long history. Melds the Nazi meme with the GAY meme. Worthless. No comedy payback for the choice to write in the first person. Spıke Ѧ 12:37 22-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Atrocious. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:41, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although the picture is quite fetching. --Sog1970 (talk) 12:52, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
    It is widely used and will not be a casualty if you vote to delete the article. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 22-Sep-13
  5. Symbol kill vote.png Kill. Very bad article. It's quite similar to Mr winkler is GAY and Mr winkler is COOL, but with the addition of mentioning Heinrich Himmler instead of Francis Winkler. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:56, September 24, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Codeine is a fat cunt (album) H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Even after taking off points for flaunting the C Word--the one swear that still isn't diluted by overuse but has the power to make people in the central USA resolve never to return to Uncyclopedia and agitate to get us blacklisted from surfing from the local Public Library--this article is well-done. The concept that Public Broadcasting's Sesame Street would produce a children's album that someone is a fat cunt is a hilarious concept, and developed with believability. You don't need to know that Codeine was an Uncyclopedian, although of course it would be better if it had not been written partly to pester a member. Spıke Ѧ 11:32 15-Sep-13
  2. Per Spike. What are we turning into now, the Cultural Revolution?? Aleister 15-9
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Dongs --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 22:26, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another in-joke and not a very nice one. Anton (talk) 09:07, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And another one gone...Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:22, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't find this funny, and whoever put this article with Sesame Street making a band for hate against Codeine sobered to hurt Uncyclopedia's feelings. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:48, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny Navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:36, September 19, 2013 (UTC)
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  • It would be more searchable if put under Fat cunt, and another possible theme is to suggest that PBS did produce an album in response to another Republican Party push-that-went-nowhere a few years ago to de-fund that federal agency. As the legislators were obscure, still are, and will only get more obscure, perhaps the album was George W. Bush Is a Fat Cunt. I might be able to do this in a Pollyana way that did not look like just more anti-Bush advocacy, but I'm inclined to leave this article as is. Spıke Ѧ 11:32 15-Sep-13
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This needs significant deletion. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:04, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 HowTo:Become RAHB H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Sigh. Aleister 15-9
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. You know, I never got why Aleister doesn't use a sig file. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 04:21, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
    Because the four tithes thing is up in the corner and it's too easy to hit something which catapults the entire computer into a different dimension. And besides, it's too boring. Al'ster later that day
    Aleister, seriously, please, don't vote for an article only because it is an in-joke. Please. Anton (talk) 07:41, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Navelism no doubt but quite funny in a way. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:38, September 19, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And another one... Anton (talk) 09:14, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ...bites the dust. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:21, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In contrast to Codeine is a fat cunt (album) (nominated below), this article, about RAHB (fallen-away Uncyclopedia Admin who did indeed talk a lot about his dick) is ranty, hard on the eyes, takes a detour into tedious repetition that has nothing to do with RAHB, and does indeed assume the reader knows RAHB and revels in bullying. Spıke Ѧ 11:39 15-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Making fun of a good admin now active on the other site. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:31, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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  • However, rather than a campaign to make our mark on the site by tracking down and killing all the favorites of a previous generation, might we simply try to outdo them? Spıke Ѧ 11:39 15-Sep-13
    Do you mean we should begin creating articles about ourselves? HowTo:Be SPIKE, Why?Is SPIKE's name written in all the capitals, UnScripts:My Short Talk With The Uncyclopedia Admins... Right? Anton (talk) 12:54, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    Certainly not; a new generation of in-jokes would not "outdo" in-jokes with a heritage. Spıke Ѧ 12:59 15-Sep-13
    So what's the problem with deleting the old in jokes that no one gets and so have no humour value and not creating any in-joke articles of our generation? Keeping old in-jokes on this site is like Wikipedia having a page on why the Earth is flat. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:01, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

[1] In other words, such a thing exists on Wikipedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:59, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

  • However this is an article about a society, not an article about a fact that wikipedia agrees with. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:45, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
    Wikipedia has many pages on notorious untruths. Simsie, ScottPat should have written that this would be like Wikipedia having multiple pages ridiculing Jimbo Wales et al. Spıke Ѧ 17:59 16-Sep-13
    Whatever Spike, the point still stands. No point letting old in-jokes collect dust. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:25, September 16, 2013 (UTC)

Where's Waldo?

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mainspace does not need a concatenated list of the titles of MadMax's favorite Uncyclopedia articles. Spıke Ѧ 11:48 15-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Firstly it's "Where's Wally" not "Where's Waldo." Secondly it's barely an article and more an advertisement. Thirdly there needs to be an article on this and I will attempt to write one. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:13, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    Where's Waldo is the name under which it was published in the USA. (Wikipedia: "In translations of the franchise, Wally has often been given a name in the local language".) The time you spent chiding us for being un-British could have been spent correcting the vote count. Spıke Ѧ 12:40 15-Sep-13
    Hey Spike give it a break, everyone knows it's Waldo in US, Wally in Britain. I was just joking.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:48, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    I read that book in the past. The text and unfunny stuff in this article ruins the joke about the book. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:55, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. The idea is good but the long list is pointless, because the place where Waldo is indicated. It can be rewritten, however. Anton (talk) 13:00, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Funny for a bit, not anymore. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:03, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That, I believe, makes the quorum. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 10:10, September 20, 2013 (UTC)
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!

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An awful, old article from 2005 with babble. Same reason with Wallet. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:43, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article does nothing for the reader. Happily, the Intro signals that the article will do nothing for the reader. Spıke Ѧ 12:50 15-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Agreed Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. The nominator forgot to tag the article with VFD. Anton (talk) 13:02, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    I have thus given the article another 19 minutes of life. Spıke Ѧ 23:52 15-Sep-13
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There we go. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 10:10, September 20, 2013 (UTC)
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Snorlax

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny article referring to the Pokemon Snorlax. There is nothing but ramble, babble and Randumbo. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:28, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From the Intro on, the tone of this article is not humor but fanboy cheerleading. Spıke Ѧ 13:51 16-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:18, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nadgers. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:28, September 19, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What bollocks. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 10:00, September 20, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 DESU H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Rozen Maiden be... an anime I haven't watched yet. This falls into the category of things written in d style of d ting. plz frgiv mi lowrin comprhndpld. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 15:32, September 12, 2013 (UTC)(Although maybe for legal purposes, we should put an epilepsy warning on the page.)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. No, this article does not need more DESU. That is the joke. The idea is that the internet does not need more DESU, contrary to the outdated meme "needs more DESU". -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:13, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Someone took the time to create this about a meme that apparently lots of people know. I dunno it. But if there was a similar Boxxy page I'd vote to keep it. Boxxy! Aleister 14-9
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  1. This page does not need more DESU. Even though the idea may not be specifically bad, the format hurts my eyes and the content is almost worthless. Anton (talk) 15:29, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A creation of Mr-ex777, who begins by declaring it "A MEME THAT NO ONE LIKES" in the Intro, which should be making a case for the reader to read further, rather than telling him he doesn't want to. "Desu" is Japanese for "it is," and Wikipedia--where the page doesn't use all capitals--notes the character in Rozen Maiden who repeats the word incessantly. DSA510's claim above that the article is a "page in the style of the thing it's about" is no defense, given that the thing it's about is mindless and stupid, and the page itself is unreadable, painful to look at, and assembled with no cleverness. Author himself tagged it with Category:Unfunny. Spıke Ѧ 16:04 12-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agree with above. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:25, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol kill vote.png Kill. Really unfunny, and constantly gives us a stupid joke. I definitely agree that this should be deleted. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 19:38, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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DVD cover

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  1. Could be salvaged by a rewrite, but the page does not look like a DVD cover at all; does not parody an average DVD cover. Anton (talk) 14:16, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No humour. Do a photoshop image or play around with powerpoint like I do. Then add some actual jokes. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:50, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Crawlinggnat.gif Bug Crawl I agree! Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:21, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could be salvaged by a restart. The coup de grace is that it starts with a quotation attributed to Oscar Wilde that the page isn't getting the job done. Spıke Ѧ 00:02 16-Sep-13
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remove down to the foundations. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:29, September 19, 2013 (UTC)
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Chao

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only enduring creation of Chaoarren before his recent three-month permanent ban for sockpuppetry, creating ranty pages, and ban evasion in order to undo Newman66's attempted repair. He asked for a Pee Review, and here it is: The English is horrible (bad spelling and no concept either of sentences or punctuation). The Intro is uninviting; the body of the article is listy and styled as a chat session, not an encyclopedia article. The humor is a slapstick in the author's own mind and never effectively involves the reader. “Fuck no!” Spıke Ѧ 14:09 14-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is mostly lists, and does not have enough content without the lists to survive. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 16:40, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  3. The article is very new but yes, it is not very entertaining and funny. Anton (talk) 18:04, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:25, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The bell tolls for thee. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:01, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
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Mhaille is a Dick

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Strong keep I opened the page and laughed. imnho there is absolutely nothing wrong with these kind of pages, unless they multiply. In this one Mhaille's essence and goodwill here is captured perfectly in two words. I won't tell you which two. Aleister 20:04 14-9
    Good fuck? Or you sir? Anton (talk) 09:15, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would place it on QVFD, if it did not have history and if it was not an in-joke. Anton (talk) 17:31, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Of course. Anon dishes comedy-free drama at former Admin and (in the History) Admin replies by proposing it for main-page featuring. Although drama from Anon (in its awkward desperation) can be among the most hilarious events here (or it can be an attempt to showcase Anon's stupidity to make a point), this should be a site for original (deliberate) comedy for a new generation of readers--whether or not they know who Mhaille is or what the drama was about--not our personal diary. Spıke Ѧ 18:05 14-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing of significance links here, and those left at this site might not know who Mhaille was. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:10, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  I have seen other articles like this such as Fuck ChiefjusticeDS, and they are usually not funny and hate. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 19:35, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Needs moar text I read that in a nanosecond. Literally. Of course, I am hyperlexic... --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 21:39, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Please may we nominate Fuck Chief JusticeDS too. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:01, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    I bet we can't. Not only is it a feature, but it is also one of the best 2010 articles. But there are plenty others: just check Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes. Anton (talk) 09:09, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 SATB choir H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage (was Young Peoples guide to the SATB Choir)

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep (formerly Delete). A copy-edit makes it seem funnier. Spıke Ѧ 16:50 12-Sep-13
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (formerly Delete) Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:28, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg I can haz defect 2 uder sid? :3 --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:43, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This isn't funny. Its like uh... that thing that was vfd'd to death. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 16:03, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All of our articles on band instruments annoy me, as they are mostly high-schoolers devising unclever stereotypes about their classmates. This article has minimal superficial faults (all-capitals section heads and not enough photos), but the content is all stereotype and disparagement. (Who knew that the altos and the tenors were gay?) It was written to report, not to amuse. Spıke Ѧ 16:13 12-Sep-13
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wow something/someone's gay! Hahahahaha, oh my God that is soooo funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:24, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
    The gratuitous gay jokes are now out, and the gay jokes that are not out are not so gratuitous. Spıke Ѧ 16:50 12-Sep-13
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  • Article renamed. Spıke Ѧ 18:35 12-Sep-13

Pieism

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I apologise for the presence of the external links, I was not aware of that rule and I have now removed them from the page. I think otherwise though the page is a fairly entertaining religious spoof and worth keeping around the site, even if it needs some improving. JoJoDeathunter (talk) 13:28, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yet another Wacky Religion. Uncyclopedian JoJoDeathunter, active in this page's past, was in yesterday and "Updated page to reflect changes in source material"--notably, sprucing up the pointer to jojo-pieism at Blogspot. Namely, this isn't original comedy writing; it is an advertisement to hump Uncyclopedia traffic to a meme belonging to JoJo and developed somewhere else. Spıke Ѧ 11:38 10-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sorry mate but too many quotes. Unencyclopedic templates. That could all be fixed without deletion if ir wasn't for the fact that this was unoriginal and an advertisement of someone else's comedy. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:47, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't like people writing stuff here solely as an advertisement, so there's that. Hi JoJoDeathhunter. Please don't take these no votes as GTFU votes, and you can put the page in your user pages and both work on it until it is perfect and, at the same time, write other articles. Writing about subjects you know is kind of fun, but on others you can just make it up as you go along. Aleister 10-9-'13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poor, unloved article. Who would want to search for "Pieism"? Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:33, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:58, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg :)~nya rawr~ >:) --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 15:30, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
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  • The only funny point I can see is that Pieism is a religion supporting pies. The text is also full of "JoJos". And I expected Pieism to be a mathematical religion... Anton (talk) 15:14, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  • Vote closed. Userspaced based on discussion with author; I note Anton199's point at User talk:JoJoDeathunter, so I could have deleted the article administratively as overt vanity, and will do if it returns without rework. Spıke Ѧ 15:48 12-Sep-13

List of Internet phenomena

Score: 5
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  • I am totally at a loss as to why this is nominated (not saying that in any mean way, I truly can't imagine why without trying). It presents facts which I found very educational, stuff I didn't know about. Then it follows the facts with a punchline, that usually made me laugh or at least smile. I found it to be a very funny page. The dated feeling of most of the highlighted memes as they relate to movies, etc., can be fixed in the lede by dating it to a few years ago. Anyway, save. Aleister 20:05 10-9-'13
    P.S. Reread it again, and just changed my mind. Not funny at all, when read as it is written. What I was doing was reading the last lines of a section as made-up comedy. So reverting my vote. Aleister 20:13 same day
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is solely here to catalog big Internet memes. The only "humor" it has is to couple a description with our opinion (with no elaboration) that a given meme represents "faggotry." There were 4 votes to keep it in July 2012, none of them with a word of explanation why it deserved to live (beyond "salvageable"). Spıke Ѧ 11:32 10-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. According to previous nom, it had been nommed before that. It was outdated a year ago so even more outdated now! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:55, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would expect an article with a title like this to be satirical or funny in some way. This is not. Captain gull (talk) 23:53, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:58, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 15:27, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
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Bro Rape

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It lacks humour and content. It barely talks about what "Bro Rape" actually is and as yet I don't know what it means unless it literally means raping a brother or close friend. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:55, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unencyclopedic title; Anal Rape (and Rectal Gestation) funnies; listcruft; what more does it need? Screen name ChadBroChill17 links to Michael Jackson but Google links it to YouTube, Twitter, and Urban Dictionary: vanity. Spıke Ѧ 20:27 9-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:44, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Worthless - repeats most of the jokes from the Bro article with the dubious addition of rape. Captain gull (talk) 00:06, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  This article is dumb and very poor. We need to just remove some of this kind of stuff. The boys are NOT back in town likely at THIS point! Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:02, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Clock restarted as nominator was late to tag the article. Spıke Ѧ 20:27 9-Sep-13

Vocaloid

Score: 5
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  1. I know nothing about the game, but it seems very detailed and encyclopedically has sections of what I take to be the main characters and on other topics. And the point of view of writing a page, I take it, of a lover and a hater of the game (TV show? I dunno what this is) is enough to save it and for people who care to go over it for a polish or two. Aleister 19:05 a very good year
    It's not a game, Aleister; Vocaloid is a teenage singer, Miku, created on the compuetr (saying simply, Miku is a computer program). But she still has many fans and even outside Japan. Anton (talk) 07:12, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
    Actually, I just found out (from the article) that Miku was not the only Vocaloid. There were many others and that is whom you call "game characters". So the article is not funny, it is informative. Anton (talk) 07:15, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article is an argument of a vocaloid lover and hater. It also relies too much on “the green war”. Chaoarren (talk) 17:42, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Boombot.jpeg BOOMBOT!! This article is, by a little bit, poorly written. They should have done better! Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 18:05, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Even though Vocaloid is popular, we need something else. The author could have made fun of Japanese teenagers, who fall in love with a computer program, Japanese culture etc. etc. Anton (talk) 07:12, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I swept away the bickering quotations, the nagging at the start, and the large section on Wacky War, but I still find it to be Denza writing about another aspect of his own life, with minimal allure to the reader. Spıke Ѧ 11:28 9-Sep-13
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg This sucks infinite ass Not just 4 buttholes of the internet. But INFINITY BUTTHOLES! I mean, I used to think this was funny, but that was when I was in 7th grade. I'm a respectable 10th grader now, and I say this needs a better article, which I will try to write post deletion. EAT DELETIONSWORD YE SHIT ARTICLE.--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:52, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
    Respectable? who respects you? I would userspace this to you for rework given the +4 vote, but the article goes back before you and even before your other username, so we need +5 to make it official. You can, of course, try to write a replacement article non-post-deletion, and even renominate this in a month if it survives. Spıke Ѧ 20:22 10-Sep-13
    That was low. ;_; --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 20:35, September 10, 2013 (UTC) (YOU MAKE ME CRY TEARS OF PAIN)#
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Guess you'll be needing my vote then! Haven't a clue what Denza's on about. In my country grades are scores you receive after doing an exam! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:10, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
    7th standard, 10th standard. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 18:22, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
    Still no clue Denza. Over here we have years but for some reason they don't transalate to same numbers as your grades. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:39, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
    Think middle school and high school. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:17, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
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