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Week of June 16th

The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
A legitimate reason. Truthed out by Codeine. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 22:47, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
Not worthy of a ban yet. Let me know if he acts up again. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:12, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Zombiebaron at 13:33, 22 June 2008 (UTC).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given a small dead mouse.
What a fucker! — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 03:31, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Heh, he was just all bent outta shape because I blocked him with a funny reason. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:34, Jun 20
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
I resisted the temptation to make a poop joke in the ban summary. But only just. —Hinoa talk.kun 06:27, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
Dead before he hit the floor. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:36, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
Not anymore he doesn't. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:36, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
Next time he better buy some proper wine before trying to jump into bed. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:15, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Week of June 9th

The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
I'd actually say he is an anti-wikia asshat. At the moment he didn't do anything worth banning, except for that ugly forum topic. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:04, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
Ballooned. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:39, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
When the hell did that happen? Got `im. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:50, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at all.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.

Week of June 3rd

The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
Penised. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:37, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Got the weekend off. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:40, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
Got a warning on his talk page. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:13, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Just reverted yet another vandalization; Stop! Hammer time! --THINKER 08:35, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Ledded. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:13, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Ballooned ~Jewriken.GIF 10:13, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.

Week of June 2nd

If I'll have to ban all vanity creators, I'll have to ban half of the internet :). Thanks for the heads up though, I'll keep an eye. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:16, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Hit by a led coated balloon. Can I have one of those? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:16, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Month off. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:56, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Got several people waving their thumbs at him. Let me know if he acts out again. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:56, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Gone. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:56, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Week of May 26th

The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Ludovico technique.
The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given a small dead mouse.
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
Seeing as this is his third ban, he got six months off. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:59, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
He's a troll and needs an infinite ban. What have you been smoking today Mordillo‎? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:39, May 27
Initial block was for one day to stop him and take a look at his actions. After that he got a month off. Anything else you need to know about what I smoke? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:47, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
/me doffs cap in Mordillos direction and passes some of his better shit... Looking at his userpage perhaps he's a cross wiki troll, but I guess a month will do the trick. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:57, May 27

Week of May 19th

The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
FU edit conflicts! — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 06:48, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
Manticored. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:54, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Yep. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:21, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Got a nice concise block reason. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:09, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Yep. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:21, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Got a week off. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:01, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Ljlego'd ~Jewriken.GIF 07:01, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at some notable elsewhere location.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
I couldn't find a phone number. If you can give me a link, I'll extend it to infinite. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Well, you cool and sexy admins can see deleted pages, right? I think it was on Stubbs, somewhere in the few revisions made before it was Ballooned to death. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:22, May 21
Yep, found it, I just had to go through a few revisions. He's gone for good. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:41, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Got a warning shot on his talk page (which he immediately blanked. Amusing isn't it?) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Enlisted to the cheery crew of the Potemkin. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:32, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Checkuser varified that. He's on an early summer vacation. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:32, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Week of May 12th

Got one. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:24, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Manticore at the library, where he was procrastinating instead of doing work and passing his degree.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at Olipro's lap.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.

Week of May 5rd

We really need this guy reported to the authorities. Also, this was the same guy as below. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 06:25, May. 9, 2008
Where the FUCK were the admins when we needed them???   Le Cejak • <May 09, 2008 [6:30]>
Sleeping, and shit. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 07:26, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
Not simultaneously, I hope. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:40, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm not going to lie - some of us participate in orgies. But you suspected that already, right? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 07:42, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
Uncyclopedians? No. That's the last thing I would've thought of. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:44, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
Ledded. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
YesTimeToBan! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
Jack gave him something to suck on. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Week of April 21st

Note: That IP above is mine. I've reverted my edits. Thanks. Aranherunar 17:47, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
I'd say marginal. WIll give him another chance.~Jewriken.GIF 10:33, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Got a warning on his talk page. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:33, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Ljlegoed MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:21, May 2
Ljlegoed MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:23, May 2
Gone. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:06, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
He wasn't active since April 4th, why exactly are you posting it now? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:06, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
All gone. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Yep. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Ballooned to pain. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:45, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
Ballooned to death. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:56, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: A bunch of people at 20:02, 26 April 2008 (UTC).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
The users listed below were checked out by: Ljlego at IF I TOLD YOU I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at armored bunker.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
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