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- 17 Feb - Obama photographed with aliens
- 15 Jan - Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia
- 07 Jan - U.S. Coast Guard boards Uncyclopedia
- 24 Dec - Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus
- 19 Dec - Trump renames Christmas
- 06 Dec - Uncyclopedia implements funny ban
- 09 Nov - A new candidate announces run for President in 2028 race
- 26 Oct - Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump
- 25 Oct - Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile
- 16 Oct - John Bolton is indicted
- 27 Aug - Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints
- 12 Aug - Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA
- 26 Jul - Epstein list emerges
- 25 May - Miss England to Miss World: I'm out
- 23 May - Qatar gifts Trump an airplane
- 05 Apr - Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos
- 03 Mar - DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia
- 22 Jan - Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration
- 23 Dec - Trump tees up new American empire
- 21 Dec - Elon Musk prepares for world government
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- 27 Oct - US polls are broken
- 13 Oct - DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote
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