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Chickens In Choppers

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  • Delete - WTF? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:56, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - I echo that sentiment. Sir Roger 06:24, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete The title made me laugh when I saw it. The article was a disappointment. --Dexter111344 06:37, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It's a lyric from Dana Lyons' song "Cows with guns". Doesn't seem to warrant an article though, at least not this one... --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:19, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 10:31, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random, unfunny, Chuck Norris, stubby, just take it away. --Under user 11:24, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Tiny and badly written, no pics, no development. ----OEJ 12:58, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • o________o --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:14, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's just plain stupid. --Nordamus Icons-flag-us.png (blab • crap) 23:37, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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General relativity

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  • Delete From Lounge. Good concept, but after the first sentence it's just rank description (in either sense of the word). --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:40, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete and move to UnDictionary, if possible. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:26, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Needs to be expanded and made funnier, but I doubt that anyone wants to do that. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Not worth moving to UnDictionary. --Dexter111344 05:06, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:30, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Promising first line, falls flat immediately afterwards. --Under user 10:45, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short, incoherent. ----OEJ 12:59, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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Fav

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  • Delete From Lounge. Goes fighty before it goes anywhere, and doesn't even have the decency to be about a real acronym. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:35, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:30, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Very stupid, random and unfunny. WTF? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:32, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete per everyone else. --Dexter111344 03:43, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:18, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Trash. --Under user 10:43, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Meaninglessness badly done. Intentionally irrational articles have to be done quite carefully. This one isn't. ----OEJ 13:01, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times

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  • Strong parakeep --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:56, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I nearly huffed this, then decided actually we haven't got anything like it that I know of, and parakeet is one of the best words to write two hundred and forty-two times. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:23, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Parakeep parakeet parakeet parakeet --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:24, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and place [[Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes]] on it. --Dexter111344 22:27, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Seems like someone had by the time I posted this. Sorry... --Dexter111344 22:30, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
One died     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)     
That was my joke! :P • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:04, 07 Aug 2007
And I stole re-purposed it.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      01:48, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Parakeep I was the one that added the in-jokes category, btw. I had suggested it last night before it was huffed and then un-huffed, but it was protected then(it isn't now), so I put it on the talk page.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      22:50, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Ha! The funny vandals strike again! --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:02, August 7, 2007
  • I don't want to appear to be a puppet of the admins, but Spang and Savethemooses like this, and for that reason I have to vote Keep. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:49, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
On the other hand, if this gets deleted, I know the perfect place for it. :) Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:12, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • I am going to nominate this for deletion next month if this doesn't get deleted today. --General Insineratehymn 02:01, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
And unless the page has changed significantly since then, the nomination would be void... rule 1.3 up at the top there would apply, as something that has already been VFD'd in its current state and kept should not appropriate for VFD without a significant change in circumstances. If it's deleted, it's deleted, if it's kept, it's kept. Just live with it - and don't game the system to get your way. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:04, 08 Aug 2007
Actually, it says nothing about requiring a significant change, so it could be nominated again. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 09:07, August 8, 2007
Want to try it and see what happens? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 10:09, 08 Aug 2007

Trafalgar Square

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  • Old stub --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 22:18, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Stupid, random and unfunny. Again. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:28, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:15, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dull stub. --Under user 10:06, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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Turing Test

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  • Old stub --General Insineratehymn 19:45, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 20:45, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Unfunny stub. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:20, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Scrap, though I could swear this was already deleted... --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:14, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random stub. --Under user 10:04, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • I was working on a rewrite a few months back and then ran out of steam about half way through. If anyone wants to poke me (or the article) with a stick, I might get back on it. The only pee review I got on it was "I'm too stupid to get this article" or something to that effect. --monika 01:31, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Casino wars

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  • Blackula? --General Insineratehymn 19:20, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Blackula, old women smoking, James Brown, and so many other stupid things... I guess I can say delete this randomcruft. --Dexter111344 20:43, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Very random and stupid. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:21, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:14, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. A high stake through the heart should do it. --Under user 09:59, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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Bogdan Raczynski

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  • Old stub --General Insineratehymn 23:39, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • It took me exactly 4 seconds to read the whole thing. Just three paragraphs. This didn't even say what instrument he plays. Delete this crap! --Dexter111344 00:34, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Unfunny stub. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:58, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. With some stubs you can see that they were trying to be funny, with this, there seems no attempt. --Under user 08:44, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:13, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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Ace

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Mark Knopfler

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  • Old stub --General Insineratehymn 23:24, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Weird and unfunny stub. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:53, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short and pointless. --Under user 08:34, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 13:41, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • This page is in Dire Straits. Get it? Ha ha hah heh...huh...um, yeah. Delete Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:53, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. It'll be nice at home in the Underworld along with that piece of MO's soul. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:17, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:12, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. WTF? --Nordamus Icons-flag-us.png (blab • crap) 23:45, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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Play arrow

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  • Weak keep It's not brilliantly written, but the idea's alright. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:25, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Interesting idea. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:36, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Concept is good, needs some work, though I'm characteristically unprepared to do it ;P I'd like to, but lets face it, I won't get around to it. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:37, 06 August 2007
  • Keep Sir Roger 05:06, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Old stub filled with randomness. --General Insineratehymn 18:00, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This should be predominetly about the Play Arrow, not about the other buttons. Just start over. --Dexter111344 20:50, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah, you could do that. --Dexter111344 21:45, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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United States Treasury

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  • Old stub (2005) --General Insineratehymn 01:53, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Uggh, I liked the chocolate money part but it went quickly downhill from there! :(( ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:51, 04 August 2007

*Delete - I didn't like any of this. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:12, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

  • Delete I disagree with you, SbU. I think this is a pretty terrible idea. It also is written variably between first and third person narrative. Fairly obvious in its attempts to lean left, this article also falls victim to namedropping. No good on any counts, I say nay.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:18, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Reagan loved jellybeans. So this joke is just stupid. --Dexter111344 19:18, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Expanded here - more delete votes?

  • Delete Not worth keeping. And anything with a pic of Reagan is a minus. Sir Roger 05:38, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Still crap --Dexter111344 17:36, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • I expanded upon the original idea and got rid of the parts no one liked, so reconsider your votes, everyone who voted against :) --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:20, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I changed the pic again, since a non-paint job is better than a bad paint job. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:10, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I was a meh before, and I still am. --Under user 08:22, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept because I'm totally confused on who's voted for what now. Re-VFD the new one if you really object to it. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:53, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Cambridge

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  • Keep "Students make up the majority of the Cambridge population; as a result, if insufficient tourists visited Cambridge during the periods when students were home for the holidays, the entire town would rise half an inch from the fens due to isostatic rebound." It does need some pruning though - I don't know why I'm surprised that it's attracted so much juvenile content considering the other Uni articles we get, but somehow I expected more of Cambridge! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:35, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep --Dexter111344 21:43, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Very weak, watered-down keep. Has the occasional decent idea buried in the dross, but a lot of pruning is required. (I don't have the necessary green fingers to do it though). --Under user 09:07, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep Definately keep worthy, far above the usual standards around here. Has relatively few memes or in-jokes, hardly any randomness and reasonably well-structured sentences which show some inkling of intelligent thought. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:08, 07 August 2007
  • Keep Insane-Contrast 11:23, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
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Sony

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Playstation Home

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I blame it on this. Perhaps we should get rid of the Kitten Huffing reference there, now that e|m|c has done a great job of updating of the other pages. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:44, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
Hmm... maybe. In which case why don't we get more "i burning your dog" references? I think people must mainly just find it from all the other articles like this one, in which case we're helping here already! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:56, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Stupid, random, not funny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:44, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:51, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Fanboy ranting. --Under user 08:21, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
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Bad flirting

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  • Delete "Bad Flirting for Males" section is mainly just a list of completely idiotic pick-up lines(says the man who is behind much of Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time...), while the rest continues to be crap. Also, don't forget the redirect. --Dexter111344 17:43, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete One good line I'll salvage here: "In conclusion, you are guilty of bad flirting, and so is your grandpa. Please tell him to stop calling me." --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:08, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Listy and bad. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:43, 07 August 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:49, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
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Taco beam

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  • Delete. The article was not worked on since 2006 and it isn't funny either. Alot of clean-up would be needed but I don't think its worth it. --Eiyuu Kou 15:11, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Scrap --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:28, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Meh. Better can be done. --Dexter111344 17:55, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:03, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Random random random, not to mention the MSPaint image. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:13, 07 August 2007
  • Delete - So we can empty VFD a bit. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:17, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Tragic, random, my brow furrowed in complete disbelief. --Under user 08:24, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
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Mary Poppins

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  • Old stub filled with randomness. --General Insineratehymn 23:18, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Nazis, Soviets, etc. A better article on the poppy connection might have been a better way to go. Maybe. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:53, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Stupid, random, unfunny. Also, the whole article is basically just a list. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:52, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - As per the above. --Under user 08:33, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 14:07, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
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Neglected suburbia

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  • Remove the list and all you have is a really weak stub. --General Insineratehymn 23:16, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Britney Spears? I got so bored I started counting the sentences. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:55, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - WTF? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:51, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Even with the list it's a weak stub. In fact, weak is possibly being kind. --Under user 08:30, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I didn't bother to read the Britney Spears crap. This is just horrible. Delete now! --Dexter111344 14:03, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
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Town Hall

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The Battle of Mr. Roboto

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  • Keep Needs some editing for sure. Some people may not be familiar with the numerous Gowan songs incorporated in the article. Sir Roger 03:13, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Fightcruft - roundhouse kicks aplenty. You know, one of these days I must find out what a roundhouse kick actually is... --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:01, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete That is on hell of a misspelling of Osama bin Laden's name right at the end. --Dexter111344 21:40, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Roundhouse kick it into oblivion -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Delete - This has been created multiple times now. We should really keep our eyes out for it. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:43, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't think this can be edited into anything coherent and amusing. If Sir Roger wants to prove me wrong, I'm ready to learn... --Under user 09:02, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sbu, I think its a high kick where your leg comes up at a right angle out to the side then around and kicks. That doesn't have any bearing on how bad this article is though. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:38, 06 August 2007
  • Scrap --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:27, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
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Paris Carver

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  • Delete A character from the Bond films, not that you'd know it from this. Hitler, starfleet, etc. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:18, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete random in a bad way. --Dexter111344 21:12, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - More random unfunny stuff. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:41, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I shouldn't look at VFD on a monday morning. Stuff like this really doesn't set me up well for the week. Random and unfunny. --Under user 08:59, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Random, name droppy crap. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:41, 06 August 2007
  • Delete. Nothing to do with Paris Carver. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:40, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
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Not quite so Real Ultimate Power

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Transcript of Estelle's Oct. 4th Press Conference

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  • Delete I really have no idea... Transcript with bits altered to be crude I think? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:04, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I only read half of the transcript. Sue me. --Dexter111344 21:28, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Crap in many respects. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:39, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I stopped reading at "Estelle Getty: Yo Yo Mutha FukkahhhhZZ!!1!!." ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:44, 06 August 2007
  • Delete. Random, unfunny, incomprehensible, more unfunny gay jokes... --Under user 08:56, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
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Sined

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Stinking badges

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  • Delete It's about stinking badges. Oh yes. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:59, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Why are there so many mentions of those Harry Potter actors? --Dexter111344 20:47, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - What? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:36, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete How to badly stretch one localised meme across a page, Exhibit A. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:33, 06 August 2007
  • Delete. Unfunny, covered in red links, a dull list, kicks a poor meme to death. Show no mercy. --Under user 08:49, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Scrap. We don't need no stinkin' badges on Uncyclopedia --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:28, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
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Practical McGee

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Poo

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Right To Slaughter Act

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  • I created this article and I think I cannot actually make it into a particularly funny one. It seems to have just turned into a stupid imitation of the Daily Mail article. The jokes either do not make sense or are just stupid. --Hydraton31 13:52, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Put it on QVFD and say it is a deletion request from the author. Don't use VFD for new pages you wrote yourself. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:57, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Grizleebees

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Bicameral

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  • Keep Tee hee. Does pretty well with this joke. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:16, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - I saw this before, and I like it. :) Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:29, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Good things come in this small package --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:33, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
    • But if you don't want this cute little critter to encounter the grim reaper, gather up some of your friends and expand it. --General Insineratehymn 02:43, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
      • But it seems to be doing fine as it is right now, though. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:01, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Its like a Ferrero Rocher, peel off the paper and theres a lovely little chocolate treat inside! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:25, 06 August 2007
  • This is the most keeps I've ever voted. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:31, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Didn't laugh, but smiled. And on a monday morning, that's praise enough. --Under user 08:39, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Old stub. Yes, I get the joke, and no, I didn't laugh. --General Insineratehymn 17:52, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete The joke just isn't funny. --Dexter111344 20:33, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Halo

Keep
  • Keep It was actually rather vandalised: this might help to explain. Reverted, it's probably more up to the expectations raised by the first paragraph. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:52, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - mediocre, but if we were to delete every article of this quality on the site it would take us years. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:16, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Needs to be rewritten but I'm not going to do it. --Dexter111344 19:36, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Actually not so bad if not for the redlinks. It's also a little short and begs to be expanded, but hey, I don't mind it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:22, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's not too bad. Didn't raise my delete hackles. --Under user 17:04, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It's not that bad. At one time Halo was the top of Special:Wantedpages. If we delete it there will be tons of red links, leaving room for vandalism. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Keep The reverting really cleaned it up, its now keepable imo. Changed my vote. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:45, 06 August 2007
  • Keep. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:30, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete aside from the packshot which is actually quite good, the concept fails after the first paragraph. The idea had potential but fails to be funny from there. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:22, 04 August 2007
  • Delete every article of this quality, even if it takes years. Sir Roger 06:14, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment: Um, Ljlego, you know that your "delete" is in the "keep" section, right? If we start letting them mix together, they might start breeding with one another, and we all know how that would turn out. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:48, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
It makes an abstain... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:30, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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  • Weak Keep - meh, this isn't too bad. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:14, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Dexter111344 19:23, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • weak keep I took out the awful last sentence mentioned by Lj. I think this has potential, if expanded. If only I had the time... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:44, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Someone will eventually expand this. For anyone who doesn't know, it's the name of a play and movie. I'll put a link to Wikipedia. Sir Roger 05:46, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep. Not an obvious delete like many here, although it does need expansion by someone with enough spare time. --Under user 16:52, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I've thought about it, and while this may not be feature-worthy, we should have an article on it and this probably devotes enough words to cover the topic unless anyone wants to rewrite it :) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:20, 06 August 2007
  • Keep not TOO bad. Needs expansion. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:29, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Old stub (2005) --General Insineratehymn 01:55, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Delete Call me a delete-happy freak, as it's not horrible, but allow me to explain my rationale for the deletion of this. The concept is completely out of left field, which is always a minus unless well done. While the prose is somewhat more well put-together than most articles around here, it's still completely random. Historically accurate names are sort of OK, but all in all, this unnotable topic doesn't need to be here. Plus, it ends with "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf is also the name of a little known pulp novel about racy goings on in suburbia by obscure gay porn actor and pottery enthusiast Edward Albee." Need I say more?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:22, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Need for Speed

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  • Delete Poor formatting, duplication, (haven't we just seen Need for Speed?) riddled with spelling mistakes and bad concept, oh and its not funny. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:20, 04 August 2007
  • Delete Yet more reliance on the "Need for weed" gag. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:42, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:10, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - stupid and random. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:20, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • None of this is salvageable, especially the Need for Weed crap. --Dexter111344 19:41, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I feel like it's the same article I read twice with the NFW series that was previously deleted. All that went for that goes for this.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:20, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill kill kill! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:46, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Put this banger up on bricks. As per Ceridwyn. --Under user 17:01, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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A.T.M. Card

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  • Old stub --General Insineratehymn 02:47, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:09, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Random, lists. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:22, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Random and unfunny. And God has an ATM card. --Dexter111344 19:29, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ATM Card, eh? What with the Latin, I thought this thing was going to be promising, if short. Sadly, it was not. The Latin reads as randomness in this context, and we all know how bad that is. It then gets even more random, adding numbers to the mix and even more random humor. That, its prose sucks, and its length all scream to kill this puppy. Sorry, dog. The tribe has spoken.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:19, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Ya had to go and name drop God and Oscar Wilde :( ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:36, 05 August 2007
  • Delete. A total mess. --Under user 16:59, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Vanilla Wine

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  • Old stub with a big list. --General Insineratehymn 02:37, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Profuse wining. Doesn't even do the yellow wine joke properly. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:38, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:08, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Not funny, big list. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:25, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It went off the original topic. And it didn't even pull off the original joke well. --Dexter111344 19:13, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete While the original joke is humorous, it devolves rather quickly to a mishmosh of random numbers, a giant list, and then something completely different. I don't get why mentioning the future as if it happened is supposed to be funny, but it isn't, especially not here.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:14, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete poor concept and listy badness. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:34, 05 August 2007
  • Delete. Poo wine. Oh how funny. --Under user 16:57, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Gay Street

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  • Delete This is a new page from an IP who I believe I placed on Ban Patrol for something else. However, it is too long to QVFD, but notice the long lists. They make up essentially the entirety of the article, and they're (as usual) not funny.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:18, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • ICU. Actually, I just tagged it. I see no need to get rid of this immediately. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:41, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
    • I figured I'd put it here instead of ICU because the concept is irredeemable. We don't need another retarded gay joke on here. ICU takes too long, and as long as the author adds more to the lists it will just be pushed back more. That's why I didn't ICU it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:29, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
Acctaully, the point of ICU is that it take "too long". Well, I like to think of it as "just long enough". Also, Kept. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:37, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Numberwang

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Rock Bottom

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  • Huge article (over 1 mb) that begins with a giant text block, then dissipates into an even bigger list. Based on a weak concept that the article stretches so unbearably thin. Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:25, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Any article this fucking large should be immediately deleted and rewritten, if rewritten. That is a fact.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:38, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Not remotely funny. Sir Roger 05:57, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:41, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This isn't the Wikipedia, or an encyclopedia to everything in the world. JasonDeLima 15:51, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Mikhail Botvinnik

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  • Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png05:33, 04 August 2007
  • Delete --Dexter111344 22:53, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Two sentences and a random Russian does not an article make. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:31, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This is too short for me to actually say anything about it besides that. Wow. I'm disappointed...../me wanders aimlessly around the bus stop.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:42, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete In Soviet Russia, article deletes YOU!! Sir Roger 06:01, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:33, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Stalin the Friendly Ghost

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  • Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png05:26, 04 August 2007
  • 2005cruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Fuck 2005, this is just plain cruft --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:36, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Fuck this shit It needs to be hit with a bat in it's fucking back. --Dexter111344 22:50, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete While I'm all for making fun of Stalin, this is not the way to do it. This suffers the same ranting tone that exudes from all the liberal crap that also hits the site. And the conservative crap. If this was at all subtle in its efforts, then yes, I'd say keep. But since it's not, this tripe needs to go. Plus, it's a concept that won't be missed.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:41, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:31, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Raccoon girl

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  • -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:33, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 21:49, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 22:05, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Terrible headline formatting gives it bonus points. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:38, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete While I laughed aloud at the "Helpful Comparison Chart," everything else was rather shitty. I can't really stress enough how randomness is bad unless executed well! WELL, DAMN YOU! In any case, it's also formatted bad and all-around sucks. Sorry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:37, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:28, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Couldn't bring myself to read it all, I was just bored. There may have been a humdinger of a final line. Doubt it though. --Under user 17:37, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Probes

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  • Delete - Unfunny and random, with loads of namedropping as a side dish. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:20, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Delete --Dexter111344 19:56, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Yeah, its rampant namedropping begins in the very first sentence and doesn't let up from there. It reminds me of this time when Oscar Wilde and Chuck Norris had a gay sex orgy with Tom Cruise, who complained about how randomly saying Robert Ludlum and Jack Bauer isn't fucking Billy Crystal!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:33, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 06:09, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:25, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random, inconsequential, poorly thought out. --Under user 17:09, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Fatwa/Wa

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  • Delete I'm too drunk to figure out which is the redirect, but either way they both suck! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:31, 04 August 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:11, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • If only it was all as good as the last line... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:15, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:08, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 19:32, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 22:08, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete A partially racist (Fat-wa), all stupid concept that is carried to even more miserable fruition than it promises. Yes, the last line made me chuckle. However, as the last line is 1/3, and 2/3 are the other parts of the article that I didn't laugh at, this is a Delete vote. Plus, who is Andy Bruce?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:30, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Wasn't even that keen on the last line. --Under user 17:06, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
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Mickey Rourke

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  • Remove the list and the picture and all you have is a weak stub. --General Insineratehymn 02:13, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Blah stub. Blah list. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:31, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:07, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It has an idea, but it isn't expanded on, nor is it funny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:28, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Finally, someone has Mickey Rourke even less attractive than he already is. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:12, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Westside Story

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Rufium

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  • Old stub (2005) --General Insineratehymn 01:58, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Probably vanity? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:18, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Yeah, smacks of badly disguised vanity. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:37, 04 August 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:06, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - weird. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:17, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This is a very strange, very random, very very article. I probably don't need to list what exactly is wrong with it, but I can try. It's probably vanity, albeit poorly written even by those standards. It's nonsensical, its prose doubles up on itself like there's no tomorrow, and all in all is just pure crap. No way.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:30, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Phillips CDi

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  • The system was atrocious. This article is even worse. --General Insineratehymn 01:51, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I should have stopped when I got to "Winston Churchill and Leon Trotsky". Sadly, I went on. Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:53, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Hmm... CD player, Islam. Spot the connection. Because I can't. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:24, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete :( I can't think up good reasons why, they just should be deleted! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:20, 04 August 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:06, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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The Real John Lennon

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  • Delete, as per lounge. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:48, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 01:50, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete "The first thing RJL ever did was to enact the Oedopus complex when he was born, not before being flung out of the maternity ward by his own mother." --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:26, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete uggggh so bad. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:02, 04 August 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:04, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Need for weed: marajuana

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  • Keep. Erm im not sure if im allowed to post here but if im not i spose you can just remove my post eh.. anyways... i thought it was good... i mean i made it and was hoping it would be good with you guys... maybe not --Drifter 04:35, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Proof that sequels can be just awful, even when it comes to articles. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:47, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 01:49, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sorry Drifter, I know you feel protective of your articles, we all do, and you are more than allowed to post here in favour of keeping it, however you have to provide a reason. Unfortunately it isn't funny and has poor structure and not a lot of actual content. :( ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:25, 04 August 2007
  • Delete. Marajuana? Marajuana? When the page loses the reader at the title an angel loses its wings. The page, sadly, doesn't improve from that sad start. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:43, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Very enthusiastic page, but quite ranty as a result. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:31, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:04, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Imagination-deficit hyperboredom disorder

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Seto Kaiba

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A Collection of Beatles Mouldies

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Ron White

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  • Delete From the Poopsmith's Lounge. Roman Dog Bird 20:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Like tator salad, it leaves a weird taste in your mouth. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 21:01, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete You might as well delete the pictures as well. --Dexter111344 21:35, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete The use of {{USERNAME}} alone merits this thing's deletion. In case that tickles your fancy, consider this: we have an MS Paint-ed image of Ron White pissing himself. Needless to say, it's horribly unfunny. We have rants against souther culture in general. These are random and unfunny. We have the ubiquitous random numbers and obligatory sex joke. It uses the term "lol." In closing, to paraphrase, this article "gave me alcoholism at the age of -18".-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:34, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Eugene Worley

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  • Delete From the Poopsmith's Lounge. Roman Dog Bird 20:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:59, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • As the mis-formatted Randy Travis quote says, I don't know who that is. --Dexter111344 21:30, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This article exudes badness. The picture of the panda itself shows that this article deserves not the meager spotlight it gets. It's random, it's random, it's random (three times still doesn't quite show it), and in all honesty, I think that it's vanity. To end tonight, here's your moment of zen: "After many millions of years, at the tender age of six..." What?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:15, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:23, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Baghdad 500

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  • Delete From the Poopsmith's Lounge. Roman Dog Bird 20:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:55, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Hahaha. You said rectum, used the USERNAME template, and put a lot of red links. --Dexter111344 21:27, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Rather listy if I do say so myself. Also, it is nearly impossible to discern the concept of this piece. It's short, it's not funny, it uses random numbers, and all around is not very good. It is obvious that the author put minimal effort into this endeavor, so no.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:07, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:25, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Videlectrix

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  • Delete From the Poopsmith's Lounge. All it's made up of is lists. Roman Dog Bird 20:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:53, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • By using my super-fast list reading skills, I quickly deduced that this articles author has no idea what a funny list is! Delete this crap! --Dexter111344 21:22, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This isn't really a list. However, there are still many reasons to delete it. For one, it uses almost every Uncyclopedia in-joke/meme in predictable ways. It is random (in-jokes perhaps), and is altogether of "damnably low quality."-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:00, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:25, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Had I realized this was bad enough for the Poopsmith's Lounge, I would never have attempted to organize a feeble cleanup effort. Pentium5dot1 00:31, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
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Need for Weed

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Sirius Black

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  • Delete From the Poopsmith's Lounge. Absolute tripe. Roman Dog Bird 20:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:47, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete For the last time people! these are funny lists! Learn what makes them good, you fucks! --Dexter111344 20:59, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Lists notwithstanding, this still deserves to go. It jumps from random thought to random thought in, obviously, no coherent pattern. It seems to think namedropping and memes are funny, and more importantly, thinks Harry Potter is a funny thing. It's not. The only genuine chuckle I got out of this was "J.K. Tolkein" and I feel like I've seen that a billion times. So, even without the lists, this thing doesn't deserve to live anymore than it already has.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:04, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete "Sirius is a bi sexual man whore who likes to huff kittens and play the bagpipes." I'm quite surprised how few edits there have been under this title considering. How come every single anime title gets spammed to pieces while characters from one of the most popular books ever written get left alone? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:53, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:26, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Lucario

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Delete
  • My first time putting up something nominated for deletion. But anyways... this is an obvious Pokecruft article. I vote for Delete. -- Hanyouman 20:32, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Fucking kill it Roman Dog Bird 20:55, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • KILL I swear it won't get better!!! Trust me on that! --Dexter111344 21:07, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I think normally you don't nominate ICU'd articles for deletion - the writer gets a chance to improve it first. Sir Roger 20:35, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Really? Hmmm. Well, I wasn't entirely keen about that so I apologize for not knowing. However, I have the feeling that it's really not going to improve... maybe it's just me? -- Hanyouman 20:38, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • You're definitely right, Hanyouman. This will not improve. Unless it is exceptional, the fanboy tone this takes will be its death. However, if we let the ICU run its course, it will get deleted. That's part of the deal. If it's not better within a week of the last edit, it will be killed. Which it will be, eventually.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:01, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Treeasaurus

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  • Old crappy stub from 2006(this would sometimes be called 2006cruft) that only had two edits. Any chance of ever being expanded upon are extremely slim. Delete --Dexter111344 20:14, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • As we would say, 2006cruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:36, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 20:40, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete The sentence literally eat themselves. Every last one of them is a grammatical nightmare. Though the concept initially incites a chuckle, the article fails to deliver on any level. It's not bad satire, it's not random humor, it's just Illogicopedia at its worst. Also, the ending is horrible, the middle ain't too good, and the beginning sucks. So the whole article is tripe. What to do....Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:59, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:Uncyclopedia Invades France

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  • Delete this old, unfunny, and very short UnNews article that was obviously never finished. --Dexter111344 20:14, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:37, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 20:44, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This rant-toned piece would be better off gracing the pages of Liberalpedia. It's really not funny, it has no possible grain of truth (why would he invade France? They have nothing to offer!), and, while it is satire, it is bad satire, which is arguably less funny than random.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:41, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
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Mad People

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  • Delete Am I missing something, or is it meant to be this craptastic? And yes, I said craptastic. You got a problem with that? --Dexter111344 20:14, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Crapitalistic Sir Roger 20:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 20:47, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Simply the lead-in alone is delete-worthy. Randomness of this type should be illegal, and all proponents of it be banished to hell. Then, just as it got to be the worst it could be, it got worse. Much worse. It changed the name from "Mad People" to "Mad Men" (which is dangerously close to MadMax, heh heh heh), and did various other bad things. Point is, "the Mad Men have become a cult" is not funny the first time, nor the second one.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:34, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:07, 04 August 2007
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Society of Interested Persons

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  • Old(2005), stupid, random, and unfunny stub. --Dexter111344 15:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 16:18, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:40, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I was on the verge of saying keep and rewrite. Then I saw the second paragraph, and that's where my mind changed. It contained a random number and referred to Rome "before Rome was founded." It's all downhill from there. Plus, its ending sucked. "That's it, more to come"? Puh-leeze. Let's not give it the chance.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:29, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:55, 03 August 2007
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Bloody Hatchet in the Dark

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  • Keep --Dexter111344 17:02, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - not very good, but I don't think it's bad enough to delete. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:28, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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Rick James (JPop Star)

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  • Delete Random, unfunny, etc. I shouldn't have to say anymore, but I will, just to bore you. It contains abhorrent grammar ("James also sung the theme song.."), it skitters from one concept to the next (One minute she's Japanese, then she's a Jew, then she's a linguistic professor...it's all over the place. And yes, I meant she.), contains sex jokes up to here /me points out here, and has so many memes I can't even count.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:00, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - WTF? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:05, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • o___q --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:47, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete As per Ljlego. We are not amused. -- Big Brother Sig Part 1.pngCUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 01:51, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm Rick James (JPop Star), Bitch! -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:31, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:34, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ljlego says it all. Nothing to add. --Under user 10:58, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 14:57, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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Wright Flyer

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  • Delete This was quite a find: it contains multiple (unfunny) lists, random humor, namedropping, and redlinks that would make a bull go bat shit insane. Things like "It had a motor built from scratch by their employee Charlie Taylor" really exude strangeness. It's not quite shoot-on-sight (I myself looked twice before deciding to delete), but I doubt that this article would be missed. Perhaps one could spork the good parts for Airplanes if they wish.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:55, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Poor WP spork. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:01, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Scrap --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:48, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak delete It could have potential with a different author...but, then again, they could always recreate the article from scratch if they had a better idea and better execution. -- Big Brother Sig Part 1.pngCUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 01:54, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:24, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:31, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Redness abounds, unfunny listage, lack of anything approaching a joke. Yup, ticks all the boxes. --Under user 10:36, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak delete --Dexter111344 14:54, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself

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  • Keep, as per the Godfather III Rule. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:06, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep It's part of a series. I even have it linked to my userpage. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Strong Keep The series, I absolutley loved. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:22, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep I see no reason to get rid of this. And also, beating a dead horse is a good way to vent anger, although I should probably get reported to PETA for saying that. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:23, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:30, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, per delete votes. goshzillacorrespondence 07:58, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Good series. --Under user 10:32, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep per it being part of a good series, though if there is another added to the series, it should/will be deleted. --Dexter111344 14:36, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete This is pointless repetition. It feels like a perversion of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, and unfunny at that. Taking out all of the filler space occupied by various iterations of "Uncyclopedia's Article on....", this is about one sentence long. This has no potential, it's superfluous, and altogether reeks of non-effort.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:48, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Sorry Sbu, but [[Talk:Talk:Talk:Talk:Incompleteness Theorem|beating a dead horse is never a good idea]] </hypocrisy>. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:02, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Yeah, it's usually a good idea to check who wrote the page before nominating it. As another sidenote, I noticed that [[Talk:Talk:Talk:Talk:Talk:Talk:Incompleteness Theorem]] now exists... Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:11, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Dirty Potter

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  • Week keep. Redeeming value is present. It's bad, but there's worse. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:47, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Though I'm a Hary Potter fan, and I found some this article, disturbing.... the author worked very hard on this, and always tried to make it better when they told her the problems. At ease, soldiers! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • As per High Gen. Grue I voted for even though I knew it wouldn't get featured. The writer put a lot of effort into whoring it, and the article itself isn't that bad. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • I see the comments. The main point I don't find the article 100% horrible, so my vote remains. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
Although I have no clue why the hell I voted for it on VFH, it's definitely not worthy of a feature.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:16, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I'm usually against this sort of sex literature, but Harry Potter is awesome and erotic fan fiction about Harry Potter is awesomer. I also do love that audio...sure wish there was a *hint* "Uncyclopedia Radio" feature included *hint* -- Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

    03:08, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - And I'll rewrite it if I can think of some improvements for it. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 03:12, August 3, 2007
  • Keep It's got room for improvement, and the author really is trying to make it a good article. Let's give it another chance and see how it goes. -RAHB 06:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep please, it might not have made VFH but this is a bit much. And the audio is hilarious. --THINKER 06:44, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, Give it a chance. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png04:51, 03 August 2007
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  • Delete Really disgusting sexcruft about Harry Potter, poorly written with absolutely no concept other than the fact that every character is having sex with each other. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:42, 02 August 2007
  • Delete Heh, it's funny how this was on VFH not too long ago. It actually got a fair amount of for votes. Let's keep this on the down-low.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:44, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Fucking kill it Hillarious how it was on VFH though. Roman Dog Bird 03:03, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Super-ultra-mega-delete. This is stuff that would get QVFDd. Keep the audio, okay, that was a lot of work, but kill the article. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:23 Dec 22, 2024 03:04, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
    • The author of the article did not produce the audio, their friend did and the article is inspired by that from what I've gathered. Its available elsewhere on the internet so has no relevance in being kept here. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:07, 03 August 2007
  • Changed my mind At this rate it's going to be another Euroipods. I really don't want this to be an in-joke. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
    • Too Late! I'm just about to Worst 100 Reflection it right now! Bwahahahaha!!! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Son of a b*tch! I didn't get to be involved with Ct, but I was involved with THIS! -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • if the audio's the only good point of this article, why even bother writing the damn thing in the first place? --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:31, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 03:44, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Just because. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:47, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 06:51, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Okay, right, calm down everyone. So this is basically a page on the subject of that audio, which has been imported into it (from elsewhere on the net, so this shouldn't factor into the keep or delete question). The audio is funny, not because of the content, but because they've "persuaded" the actual narrator to say really rude stuff. All this article has is the rude content, so unless they persuaded the narrator guy to type it, it's not all that funny just because it's rude. Hence Delete --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:49, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill it with fire. Crappy article, no comment on the audio. goshzillacorrespondence 07:55, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Delete - Just end this, please. That VFH nomination was the worst thing that I have ever done here. This is even worse than that goatse link that I got banned for. Killing this article will be the only way for me to forget this whole incident and move on. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 07:58, August 3, 2007
  • Delete. Voted against this on VFH. Wasn't sure when I saw it here if it was delete-worthy, so I read it again. Got less than halfway and made my mind up. Awful. And a lot of people will never listen to the audio, so if it's the whole point of the article, the point will be lost for many. --Under user 10:16, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - I think this is just awful and not the slightest bit funny. And before you ask, Forest Angel, I have heard the audio and I don't think it's funny, nor do I think it gives the article any more reason to survive. However, a rewrite isn't out of the question, just as long as it contains real humour instead of random sexual references. Also, if the author wants this to be kept, I suggest she stops complaining and insulting respected users. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:35, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Delete - Its just awful and cringeworthy...especially the audio --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 14:37, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sucks like a Dyson. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:40, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments

You've got to be kidding! How can anyone vote to keep this: "We also discover the reason why Dumbledore favored Harry so much. He likes to suck on Harry's dick, long and hard." Its disgusting, racist and far below our usual standards of writing. I will campaign tirelessly til it is gone, without a doubt the worst article I've seen here. Whoring an article out ceaselessly does not, I'm afraid, make it good. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:28, 03 August 2007

  • Sorry Ceridwyn, but I can't let an article with so much efort piled into it, just die like this. Remeber REO seedwagon? Remember how it turned out? At ease, soldier. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:34, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
    • And I can't let this sort of utterly retarded excuse for an article, which ought to have been insta-huffed or QVFD'd continue to bring down the name of this site. This is the sort of rubbish which IPs flock around and QQ over incessantly, replicating about every pop culture book/tv show/movie etc. There is no humour in obscene sexual references about characters in a children's book. Its the lowest attempt at humour and fails miserably. Not to mention the racist references sprinkled throughout. This sort of thing isn't tolerated on other pages, I don't care how much "effort" went into it, it wasn't enough as it fails to be funny and not just stupid. And I'm not one of your soldiers, so stop saying at ease. REO Speedwagon was not purely sexcruft. The author asked for feedback and received unhelpful criticism, so I attempted to have the article cleaned up. This is irredeemable in my opinion. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:48, 03 August 2007
    • i'm protecting this article with my life. Okay, maybe not my life, just a non-lethal BUT VERY PAINFUL Riot gun. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:54, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
      • Prepare to meet your match then my friend. I'm not stopping til its gone. You've yet to give a good reason why it should be kept other than the volume of "effort" (which is highly subjective) put into it by the author. I even listened to the audio, and while I appreciate the "effort" required to chop up that much audio, it is nevertheless disgusting and quite a poor concept.

~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:55, 03 August 2007

        • I DO have a good reason! I've looked at the criteria for deletion, and my article meets none of those. Sure, it's low quality, but it's not damningly low quality. So there! --ForestAngel Receive Blessings! Forestangel1.jpg 08:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
          • Oh god, here it goes again. If you read the deletion policy carefully, you would realise that there is no criteria whatsoever with regards to what articles should be nominated on VFD. This is a place where we nominate any articles that we think deserve deletion, and if they are good enough, they are kept. As I said before, there is no criteria. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:35, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • And so the flamewar goes on. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
    • Not at all, this is not a flamewar. I'm not making any personal comments other than the comment about the way I perceived the author's attitude on the Pee Review page. I'm simply making a clearly stated and rational argument for why this article should be deleted. Han is a good friend of mine and I'm not making this personal. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:01, 03 August 2007
  • Hey, a little note from the author: I didn't nominate it for being featured, Starnestommy did. So don't blame me. I've seen much shittier and racist articles here. Reason why I was so pissed off: Alksub, that fucking troll, kept spamming it. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! Forestangel1.jpg 06:30, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
I hereby accept any problems related to VFH, and I'd like to apologize to Ceridwyn for my ill judgement. To be safe, I have taken a vow never to nominate anyone or anything for anything ever again, or at least until my judgement improves. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 06:50, August 3, 2007
Edit to above post: I honestly did not intend to harm this site or any of its users in any way. Yet, my poor judgment has caused a user to leave and has made me want to reevaluate whether or not I'm welcome here. Looking back on my contributions since December 26, 2006, most of them were either minor, very controversial, or vain. I have written but two articles, both of which are rather lacking. I have been banned numerous times, including one indefinite ban (which was lifted) and several shorter bans. I have been involved with the drama unfolding over TYATU, several banned users, and myself. I am not sure whether this means that I should stay or leave. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 07:36, August 3, 2007
To give my two cents - you should definitely stay. Your useful contributions have outweighed the drama you have been partly responsible for. If you were a real troublemaker, you would have been permabanned by now (and not unbanned). Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:41, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Tell you what, let's cover him in low fat yogurt and flog him in the town's square. That should make everyone happy. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:43, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
I don't know what was more contreversial. Contents, TYATU, or Dirty Potter. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:09, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Why don't we just ICU the bleeding thing and let it live or die of natural causes? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:23 Dec 22, 2024 16:40, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

YourSpace

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*Delete As per nom on Poopsmith's Lounge. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:42, 02 August 2007

Comments

One of the original writers of this article has agreed to rewrite it, so I am moving it to their userspace. No need to continue to vote at this time. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:19, 03 August 2007

Planet A

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  • Delete. From the Poopsmith's Lounge. Roman Dog Bird 14:59, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Another great shit from Deviousdan --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:33, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete "Son of a bitch stole my identity" was arguably the biggest laugh in this crapfest of an article. And, since that's not funny at all, this article doesn't deserve to have the last laugh.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:16, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Delete --Dexter111344 19:10, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete As per poopsmith's lounge nom. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:42, 02 August 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nothing funny here either. --Under user 10:03, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Johnny Potsmoker

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  • Delete. From the Poopsmith's Lounge. Roman Dog Bird 14:59, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Erm, this article is kinda bad. Reading it, I might as well be reading "DESU DESU DESU." Both are comparatively stupid, and both don't belong on this site. It also contains two giant lists which, when removed, delete three-quarters of the article.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:14, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill Utterly crap. RabbiTechno 18:58, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Seemingly good idea, but it sucks. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:20, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Very bad. --Under user 09:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Vanity? And, as Oscar Wilde apparently said: What porcupine? --Dexter111344 14:15, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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Babatunde Raji Fashola

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  • Been around for months and will probably will never become any better than what it is now. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:41, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - random and stupid. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:43, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 15:20, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This article namedrops a lot. I dislike articles that namedrop a lot. It also contains random numbers, random "humor", a pointless trivia section, and an ever-changing concept. Not good in any possible sense.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:05, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm sorry, but who? --Dexter111344 18:43, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:19, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not funny, not interesting, not really anything. --Under user 09:43, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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Every breath you take

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  • Delete - Tries to joke about paedophiles, but fails. Unfunny and random. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:40, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 15:22, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Most pedophile jokes simply fall flat. Some manage to stay afloat. Whatever the personal tastes of someone may be (I happen to not see a problem with jokes about pedophilia), the content sucks in this article. Subject matter notwithstanding, this baby's gotta go.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:00, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 18:35, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't know some teenagers think anything mentioning pedophilia is automatically funny. It's not...90% of the pedophilia references are stupid and boring. Like this article. ----OEJ 00:34, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • ...Delete This article gets no more than a blank stare from me. I think my head would explode if I tried to extract meaning from it. -- Big Brother Sig Part 1.pngCUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 02:00, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:18, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Meaningless drivel with incredibly juvenile paedo "jokes". --Under user 09:24, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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Anna University

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  • Delete - Very random universitycruft. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:40, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 15:25, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This article, a dead-end, contains an enormous list in the middle comprised of unfunny randomness. Using Creationism as its primary concept, it falls victim to everything I hate: long and poorly formatted sentences, changing its idea every moment, a ranting tone, and little to no effort put in by the author.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:56, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 18:46, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. "Woved"? "Repend"? These are not even words. ----OEJ 00:27, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:59, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:24, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:17, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Tragic. If the author has left kindergarten, let alone made it to university, I'd be surprised. --Under user 09:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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Mario Paco Fernandez Castaneda Barrientos Aguilar De la Rosa Ramirez

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  • Delete - Poorly written unfunny stub. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:40, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 15:26, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Rather racist, very unfunny, and listy. Sentences like "On the faithful day of July 7th 2007. he showed up at the former presidents taco stand and procedded in kicking th ex-presidents can" and "Since his overthrow of the government the country has increased its trade of laborers, senoritas, cocaine, tacos, mariachi bands, tequila, chicle, starving children, more laborers, smog, beggars, sombreros, chihuahuas, chihuahuas with sombreros, jalapenos, even more laborers, wetbacks, mexican restaurants, wetback chihuahuas with sombreros, and many more things" make me sad.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:50, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Unfunny racism. --Dexter111344 18:15, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ljlego is right, this is a champ of the bad-writing genre. ----OEJ 00:25, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:16, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Shockingly poor. --Under user 09:19, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Bad bad bad. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:04, 03 August 2007
  • Delete Offensive and just plain awful--BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 14:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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Peter Popoff

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  • Delete - Unfunny and random. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:40, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 15:28, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete When I read the title, I thought it was about the televangelist. Then, it said he was a Coinstar Machine... Then it started to talk about the Miracle Water the televangelist sells. I'm confused. This could be a good article if it was rewritten and all of the random crap was removed. Too bad I doubt anyone wants to rewrite this. --Dexter111344 17:27, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Coinstar Machine...that's a new low. In all honesty, there is nothing I can say about this that isn't explained in the first paragraph.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:49, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:16, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Has nothing to say, and says it badly. --Under user 08:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Everyones said it already. This article is not funny nor good. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:49, 03 August 2007
  • Delete All the above comments sum it up perfectly --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 14:40, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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John Donne

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  • Keep Seems quite unrandom and relevant to him, actually, and made me chuckle, at least when I worked out some of the jokes. You have to give points for using "piece of shit" in a vaguely intelligent joke. (/me now ducks in hope of not being Insinerated.) --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:47, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep If only for the merit of the actually good Wilde Quote. The sheer astonishment I felt upon reading a quote that actually makes sense from him tipped my vote in favour of keep. Sadly t'is too rare a thing. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:07, 01 August 2007
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  • 2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 16:54, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete RabbiTechno 17:14, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It uses all of my favorite huff reasons. It's textbook horrible: random numbers, random "humor" (in quotes because it's not funny), poor spelling and grammar, and short. There is no reason to let this "flea" live.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:47, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 20:10, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Awful Sir Roger 07:56, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nothing funny here. --Under user 12:08, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 15:32, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Also Insineratehymn, do not use 2005cruft as a VFD reason. Try "Old stub". Unless you want to annoy a certain sysop... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:26, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
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