Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive5

Crisis in Infinite Jerusalems

Crisis in Infinite Jerusalems no.1

This may be a tough one, but I'd like a version of this comic book cover for the article. The title 'CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS' should become 'CRISIS IN INFINITE JERUSALEMS', and the superheroes should be replaced by characters from various religions and mythologies - God, Satan, Buddha, Anubis, Ganesh... pretty much anyone except Muhammad, for reasons discussed in the article. Leave the DC logo and slogan untouched, and you can leave the author names (Marv Wolfman, George Perez & Dick Giordano) unless you want to add your own name or whatever. This may be a bit of an ambitious request, I know, but I really think an image like this would make the article! Conniption 11:59, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

I hope you like it.--Tunel (Talk) 15:53, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

That's absolutely fantastic. Thank you! -Conniption 09:55, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

Captain's log

This one is kind of self-referential. I was reading another article with a similar title and thought: "This sucks. It's going nowhere. Blow it up." So i started re-writing it, and then forked off completely. I still hope the "original" gets blown up. :)

If you like uncyclopedia and star trek, but hate crappy articles that people start with no clear destination in mind, I'd love your gfx submissions on this one. Whatever you're inspired to do after a read-thru. --Bear 20:25, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Very Special Episode

I think it would be funny if somebody could do a "screencap" from one of the example episodes. User:Jsonitsac/sig00:07, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

animated gif of an e-Penis

I need a gif of a guy holding (near his crotch) what appears to be a computer mouse in the shape of a dick that grows slowly (a growing e-penis) but nothing offensive, just kinda phallic.

if you want background, here's the page for the pic >> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/1227 (it's basically like a product for spammers and VFH/VFP happy users)

Thanks in advance! --LinkTGF 05:24, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Browsers

Webscape: Ripping off all of AOL's worst features since 1993.

how's this?

Like you have a choice.

I'd like:

1. an IE logo with "e" replaced with "A" (not a lowercase "a");
2. a parody on the "Get Firefox" buttons, saying: "Get Mandatory Firefox. Like you have a choice, duh."

- User:Guest/sig 12:44, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

• added image, tell me if you want it different --LinkTGF 16:49, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Thanks, but it would be better if this image was a PNG, since it contains few colors and large same-color areas. (Don't resave the JPEG as a PNG, recreate it from the source, if you have one.) - User:Guest/sig 17:15, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
    • I still have the PSD I made, I'll make a PNG in a moment, until then, here's manditory Firefox :) --LinkTGF 17:26, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• It's mandatory :) - User:Guest/sig 17:50, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
  • shit! lol that's what we get for not pressuring Adobe to package Photoshop with spellscheker :P --LinkTGF I'll redo it in a second... I uploaded the PNG version of IA above, it's much clearer and crisper now :) --LinkTGF 18:54, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Fixed and finished minor alterations :D --LinkTGF 18:58, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• Added Webscape if you want to use it, if not, that's ok :) --LinkTGF 19:11, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

iKittenHuff

I've tried to save this article fronm NRV, but it would look a lot better with a picture,so a good picture would be something like a large iPod, with odd stuff like tubes coming out from the side (optional), with a kitten / kittens attached to it, or something like that. I have an idea of whatit should look that, but to me my idea sounds a bit messy and filled up, so I was hoping somebody could make up a picture that is similar but less crowded than my idea. Thank you! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:58, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

I can't say it. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

http://www.Bonsaikitten.com/ Family Guy Guy 03:38, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Technology meets addiction.

• I want to add a bit more to this image (like replace the small thin wire in the kitten's head with a pair of headphones that plug into the jack) but this is basically the image :) I hope you like it! --LinkTGF 11:02, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks a lot! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 06:37, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Microsoft Monopoly Money

Coud this be my best pun ever? Maybe someone could create a better Microsoft Money pun. It's fake money, just like Microsoft stocks!

Feel free to create this article. I'm too lazy.

• 

  This is allegedly what Gates attempted to pay the nationaly debt off with

I had some time and made this for the Microsoft UnNews article --LinkTGF 07:06, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

CD

I had a sudden idea the other day, for the CD article, the image showing how a CD works could be the Enterprise firing phasors at a disk, with some witty caption. Here's a pic i was intending to use image:Enterprise firing.jpg Anyway, i was intending on making it myself, but i'm no good at photoshop...

Update: I've got a caption now: "Gene Roddenberry's idea of future optical devices was a little off, he predicted that CD's would be invented in the year 2228, and that they would be 5 lightyears in diameter." in reference to the old ideas of the future... --Hexhunter 16:33, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

That's brilliant! Like the 78 million rpm holographic disks on Futurama!

"Family Guy Guy 01:55, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

• I added an image - how's it look? --LinkTGF 02:15, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Gene Roddenberry's idea of future optical devices was a little off - he predicted that CD's would be invented in the year 2228, and that they would be 5 lightyears in diameter

• Looks good, i'll find somewhere to put it, ty
  • Done, DVD, good job... -Hexhunter

ChiaLesbian

Chchchch Chia! Family Guy Guy 20:28, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

WHEREAS my image would consist of a naked beige woman with green pubic hair; and

WHEREAS the image would lack creativity and style; and

WHEREAS said image would be inappropriate;

THEREFORE, be it resolved that I refrain from making said image. --Spin 05:28, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

What about the facial hair, or the head hair; the upper head. Would chia pubes really be indecent? It would only be the likeness of it. Family Guy Guy 01:50, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

March Madness

Read the article first, but I'm looking for crazed basketball fans, frothing at the mouth, whatever would be funny (or phunnie). Thanks Jlove1982 00:24, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Not even former Vice President Al Gore is immune to the effects of March Madness.

Here's a little something. It's crap, but maybe someone could build on the idea. Strong Rad 17:11, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Soundwave

You know Soundwave from the Transformers, right? Anyways, I'm looking for either something playing bass with the Decepticons (Megatron, Starscream, Dave Grohl), or something where he plays with his new band (all them tapes from the original series, and Dave Grohl). Or him with Jessica Alba at a premiere. Any will do. Thanks. Jlove1982 02:16, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Soundwave knows the bass.

I know it's not exactly what you wanted, but it's somethin', anyway....Strong Rad 16:40, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Tinkerbell

Okay, the article is crap, but having an image would set the direction for improvement. One of:

• Gay hermaphrodite version (to satisfy the "fairy in both senses" joke, idea born on IRC)
• Tinkerbell with MSN-style colorful butterfly wings
• Evil version (with a bell dinging the word "Ban-ning!", per HowTo:Get Banned)

- User:Guest/sig 17:57, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

Visits from the BanFairy are the leading cause of infant mortality in Latvia and Romania.

Don't all fairies look gay? Isn't that where the slang comes from? Anyhow, here's the infamous Ban-Fairy visiting a man and his baby. Scary stuff. This is why we follow the rules, everybody.--Spin 06:24, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

As much as we respect their diversity, we already have Fairies, Red Fairies and Green Fairies - all with images - so something there ought to be suitable as a starting point? --Carlb 12:25, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

• Ah, exactly! The NVidia mascot, that's what we should be playing around with! - User:Guest/sig 16:50, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Wicked laguhs

First of all, am I allowed to request pictures for the spanish uncy's sister here? We don't have enough good photoshopers yet to have our own RadiCarlitos equis's corner. So you tell me if u don't think this should serve for pages that are not strictly english uncy itself.

In case I am, what I need is 1)A Cromagnon or another ancient man with a wicked laugh and 2) Mona Lisa with a wicked laugh for my article on wicked laughs. Thanks.--Rataube 15:07, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

• How does one draw someone's laugh? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:51, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Charlotte's Web

I need a spoofed picture of the cover of the real book Charlotte's Web to go on this page I just created. If somebody decides to take on the project, please read the article to get a good idea of what the cover's theme should be. Thanks! --User:Filmcom/sig 21:15, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

The cover art of the new thriller nobel Charlotte's Web. Scary.

Here's an image I whipped up. Didn't spend a lot of time on it, though. If you had something else in mind, let me know, I'll be happy to change it. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 01:58, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

I like it! Perhaps I'll use it as the cover for the most recent edition of the book. I was kind of thinking of an edited version of the real cover, only instead of the girl holding Wilbur, she would hold a laptop or something, the goose would be replaced with the pig farmer's head, perhaps a different font for the title. You don't need to do all that, perhaps just the laptop and font thing. Also just and idea: perhaps a nice 'screen' of the movie, in the part where either the pig hits the computer floppy drive or New York City blowing up. Just an idea, there's not really a dire need for this one, so you don't need to do if ou don't want. Thanks so much for what you've done already! --User:Filmcom/sig 13:25, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

Is this one more along the lines of what you were looking for?--Spin 07:25, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

That's great! I'll use it as the cover of the first edition. Thanks a bunch! --User:Filmcom/sig 19:25, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

List of weapons that don't exist, and shouldn't

I'd just like to draw the attention of all Photoshoppers with some time on their hands to this page; it's still new, yeah, but some pics of the weapons would really help it just as it helps the other Weapons pages. Meanwhile, I'm going to try to get some people to help expand the article. --Iritscen 17:28, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Wheel of Deities

I haven't created the page yet because it requires an image to make it work. (Created! --Iritscen 14:23, 23 March 2006 (UTC))

This would be a page to link to whenever we need to refer to "praying to whatever god you believe in", etc. (see OCD, "When Traveling:On a Train or a Plane or a Bus" for one example of where it could be useful.)

The concept is "Wheel of Fortune" with the names of deities instead of dollar amounts, and you would "spin" such a wheel (or print it out and throw a dart at it) if you needed to randomly pick a god to pray to at a moment's notice. I mean, Hinduism alone has like 30 million gods, who can keep all these guys straight? I'm thinking we narrow it down to the most obvious choices, like "George Burns", "God God" (the Judeo-Christian god), "Jesus", "Other Jesii", "Cthulhu", a blank space for atheists, etc. I'll leave it to the Photoshopper's imagination. Any explanatory text could be part of the article or the picture caption, so just the names in the spaces would suffice. --Iritscen 17:24, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Here you go, take it or you will dishonor me. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H ]] 22:01, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, that's almost exactly what I was looking for... but could you also upload a version without the title? That way all your work on the wheel itself will be visible, and I can suggest in the article (as a half-joke) that readers print it out and use it to actually choose a deity for an occasion. Thanks! --Iritscen 15:47, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

...and «diet»ies may make Buddha feel overweight again, which is bad for his self-esteem. --Carlb 00:35, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

No Osiris?! =[! --OsirisX 09:46, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

Cutit out for a potable wheel!

Here ya go. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 04:39, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

changed em to png --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 13:42, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick

Chuck Norris fighting evil.

I need a pic of Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kick for the page kick.

Here. I didn't realize how much the lack of color takes away until it was too late. --Spin 02:24, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Just noticed there's a much simpler and thus cleaner one from the same source image already on the Chuck Norris page. --Spin 17:52, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Affen-SS

We could use some pictues of Affen-SS members or units, especially Affen-SS in action. GehRausAusMeinemKopf 22:53, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

• That page doesn't exist. So, I have a perfect pic! Thispicdoesntexisteither.jpg -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  05:26, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
• I got one, took me like 3 hours, so I hope you like it Porndog_Sandwitch_Eating_Superman's_Penis.jpg --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:06, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Nice...but all your swastikas are belong to nOObs...that, and they are backwards. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  17:51, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Pittsburgh Pirates

I could use a logo and some pictures for this article, which is actually about Pirate University est. 1876 in Pittsburgh, PA. Any and all submissions are sincerely appreciated. :) ~ T. (talk) 05:23, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

How's this? -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  09:02, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

The pirate univeristy main campus

Try this one, I took the liberty of adding it to your article, remove it if you think it sucks -- Winckle 02:47, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Thank you both. :) I'm going to be away from the site most of this weekend. Cheers. ~ T. (talk) 06:28, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Peanuts Cartoons

Protests erupt over cartoons printed in Green Bay newspapers.

An attempt to parody the outrage over the Mohammed Cartoons, in case you're wondering. I'm looking for a picture of the rioters, e.g. a hamas guy (kinda like him) with an assault rifle wearing a football jersey. I tried myself, it sucked, so I'm turing to the pros. . . .

Here's what I came up with. I can ditch the cheesehead if you'd like. Strong Rad 04:22, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

works for me Jsonitsac 15:21, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

1897 map of the Midwest United States

America's "Cracker Barrel", circa 1887.

Is there any chance I can get a map image for the Midwest United States article? Specifically, something that looks like an old-timey map of the USA (faded, brown, wrinkley, etc) but with the six states covered in the article shaded dark with the traditional "HERE BE DRAGONS" on it? Or, if it's not too blatant, something like "HERE BE CRACKERS"? If there's any datestamp on the image, it'd have to be 1897 or earlier to fit the article. Thankee. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 18:45, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

I'd say there's a decent chance. Strong Rad 03:38, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

• And hey, that caption works, too. Thanks! --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 08:00, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Spanish logo

I'm making our ne spanish sister. I need help with the logo. Can someone make me one with the simbols "ñ" and "á" in it. Thanks--Rataube 05:09, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Can u link me to the original logo too?--Rataube 17:04, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

The original Uncyc logo? It's at image:Wiki.png. I tried to upload the logo to Wikicities:c:inciclopedia:imagen:Wiki.png but the page is protected. --—rc (t) 18:18, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Thank you. I tried myself with the page both potected and unprotected and I get an internal error. Well, I alredy have a long list of poblems to solve, so I´ll be in touch with angy I guess. At least I put it in the frontpage article, which for now its the one explaining what the wiki is about. Anyway, thanks for the help.--Rataube 19:06, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Ok, I made it! Thanks again! I should make a sombrero award for u!--Rataube 20:41, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Richard M. Stallman

The factory worker, upon realizing his horrible mistake.

Tough one. Can anyone make a plausible rms/blob for this article? A quick read-thru should shed some light, if you need more information. Even better if you can use a wikimedia conference picture (like the one in the article now) as the source. Thanks in advance. ~ T. (talk) 02:37, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

It's kinda crap, but what the heck. Doug 02:57, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Heh. Not bad at all, Doug. :) I've added the pic, but can you scrub the "D" in the lower right corner?

Anyone else got one? I could add a few, if there are any other submissions out there. This article is doing pretty well on VFH, so it's possible that it will get a lot of traffic (if that's any incentive). ~ T. (talk) 04:04, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

I saw that you touched it up Doug. Thanks. :) ~ T. (talk) 15:22, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

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Wikipedia made me do it...

...although Sophia advised against it. I think I got confused with the bad taste request above and having just read about the Jyllands-Postencrap on Wikipedia. I am sure you can find a suitable place for it in the article but if not you can always make one up!!! I don't think it'd be too hard. Enjoy! -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  23:12, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Heh. Excellent, and used. :) Thanks a bunch. :) ~ T. (talk) 00:51, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Front page today, guys. You both rawk. :) Thanks for helping me on this. ~ T. (talk) 15:22, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia's ballot box

For the Thanks-for-your-vote template I'm planning. It could also be a good logo for the vote for pages.--Rataube 19:56, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

There you go Rataube --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:50, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. explanation -- giver

Here is the tamplate I was talking about. --Rataube 21:32, 5 February 2006 (UTC) Here is another one, and as you requested on IRC, the "box" is a potato...sorry this took me so long. You can put this on the logo page (as you suggested I might do) if you find it to be of that level of quality. Anway. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:14, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

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Anyone else want to try?--Rataube 14:40, 11 February 2006 (UTC) I'll try:

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. I am going to change bribe to bribe in the template. -- Mahroww

-- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  22:09, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Great!!--Rataube 22:23, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Logo

Okay, this should be a pretty easy one...I need the most tasteless logo-skinning you can imagine. It's for my article Unpocalypse I'm writing. Yah so something like Penispedia or something. Just make it really tasteless. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:06, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Can you be more specific? I am not really sure what you are asking for. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  23:38, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

Okay Mahroww, I'll say this nice and slow. Okay. Do you realize that periodically the Uncyclopedia Home Page get's comically reskinned? And along with the page getting reskinned, so does the icon in the top left hand corner? Well for an article that I'm writing I need a Uncyclopedia logo, that has been reskinned. However it has to be completely tasteless. You know something like a picture of a puzzle penis with symbols on it, with the text Penispedia underneath it, or maybe Childpornopedia...anything really. And the best part is that it shouldn't be funny. The joke the icon is intended for is that Kakun and Nintendorulez are reskinning the Mainpage (as a sign of the Unpocalypse) and there job of reskinning is horribly tasteless and poorly done. Feel free to be creative within those boundaries. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:58, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

• I'll make the pictures into puzzle pieces later but here's a rough idea --LinkTGF 20:19, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• Thanks, you can just add the new image to Unpocalypse directly.

Baconated Grapefruit

Tasty!

Can any photoshop gurus out there make a grapefruit look deep fried? Maybe wrap some bacon around it? Triddle 10:28, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Your best bet would be to buy a grapefruit and fry it up and then take a pic. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  23:38, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

Crapmobile

There are pictures of the slogan and nameplate, but none of the vehicle itself? --Carlb 18:24, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

There's one of the Rally Car. :) -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  03:42, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

LOL nice work ;) --Carlb 04:52, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:UK welfare Mutual Obligation reform

Could do with a picture for this. My idea is to take one of many images of workhouses (just google images for that), and then modify it with an (obvously black and white) inserted image of Blair visiting/opening one. However I have not the photoshop. Morwen 22:24, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Marsupial Knife Fight!

Heyo! This could be a tricky one, but I'd like a picture of a kangaroo and a koala having a knife fight. Thanks! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:29, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Is there any specific setting you'd like the fight to happen? I have a koala and a 'roo ready to go. Just have to add knives and the scenery. I was thinking of something stereotypically Aussie but if you have anything in particular in mind... let me know. Otherwise I'll wing it. Oh, big knives/swords or small/daggers? -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  01:30, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

POOF! Your wish has been granted. No sig...gotta change the annoying animated gif.

Manny thanks! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:38, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh no! Not another Valentine's Day request!

What could all these requests possibly be for? We'll see...

So yeah, I'd like a a picture of the potato looking sad, sorta like this except for eith the :( emoticon. I'd like the text underneath it to read "EmopediA" in the style of the ordinary logo. Also, if possible, could you make it reddish or something to fit with a black colour scheme? --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:37, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Now that I think about it you probably need a black background. Lemme know what you think and I'll change whatever. It'll only take a few seconds to change colors. I also have a brown potato saved if you don't like the red. Also, if it will be saved too much smaller than the 180x163 the compression will probably make it look horrible. I can adjust that too if needed. --Mahroww 05:46, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, 152x118px would be more of an ideal size, and it will be used on a black background. Also, could you save it as a png? Sorry for being so specific. I can, however, get the text done by myself, so that's a bit less work for you. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 09:12, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Okay, done. Have fun. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  07:46, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

I fixed the font, and blackified the background --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:48, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

What font is that btw? I used Copperplate Gothic.-- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  17:48, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Straight from Zombiebaron's userpage:

Note To Self: Book Antiqua/Bookman Old Style is logo font

Further Note: Bookman Old Style, 16 pt, strong, regular. With 24-pt U and A. or 22.8pt, small caps, capital U and A

--⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|UotM|+S 17:53, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Whut he said --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:44, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Thanks all, I tweaked it a bit to make it fit in with the colour scheme, and the deed is done. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 20:32, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Hey Lugiatm, after looking at your "tweak to make it fit in with the colour scheme" (good job on the canadian spelling of colour by the way) I couldn't help but notivce how the logo's aura is cut off aburbtally by the top of the page and the top of the navigation bar. This could probably be solved by making the logo smaller, making the aura smaller, or using my version with has no aura. One final note, now that you have edited the logo, to give it an aura (witch I personally dislike) you have also made the logo itself darker, making it harder for most users to discifer what the symbols are.

--Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:19, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Oops, I suck. I'll get all that fixed up after I'm finished this article OMG LOOGIE'S WRITING AN ARTICE YES LOOGIE IS WRITING AN ARTICLE!!! --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:19, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:President Bush announces Pioneer Retrieval Mission

Read my...

I'd like a censored version of the pioneer plaque for this article. UnNwes is a family new source, after all. (I'd do it myself but I'm not anywhere near an image editing program, and it's a simple edit) Doug 02:25, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Done :) --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:37, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

I couldn't resist doing this one, it is a quicky... I like the pixelated view but the other one works too. I also added and then "censored" Bush's symbol for foreign policy. (see right hand)--Mahroww 03:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Home Haggis Maker

This article needs more pictures. I know there are a couple more kicking around out there on the site and I need to add them near the end, but anything else anyone would like to illustrate would be great. It's your choice and there are plenty of options. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:33, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

Edward 40-Hands

Sublime

I need a picture of Edward, and also a picture of the new nozzle-hand that is made for him. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 04:51, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

Hopefully you weren't expecting a goth edward. :) I couldn't find a quality hi-res pic of scissorhands to make this work. --Mahroww 07:41, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

Alright. Request has been filled. I did want a goth Edward, but I worked your image in as well. Thanks. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:53, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Don't give up yet, Isra...I'm still working on Goth Edward...actually, I'm combining Goth Edward with Bluto from Animal House....Strong Rad 13:33, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

I didn't give up. I just have a goth edward image already. But if you are already working on an image, post away. I guess I can always randomize the images. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 21:24, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Emos

Can you make a heart (like the organ) with nails in it? Thanks! --KATIE!! 23:15, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Hey, you get an anatomy lesson with this one. I can change any of the wording or if you really really want me to get rid of it completely.

--Mahroww 01:37, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Hey, where do you find the page that has the br clear="all" on it? Or for that matter any page with not so common but useful code? --Mahroww 05:31, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I'm not sure what you're asking here...could you rephrase the question? Nice pick, BTW...I'm officially naming you my apprentice now...hehe Strong Rad 13:14, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I was having a problem with the pictures intruding into the previous request/heading. That is this particular pic would extend beyond the Ann Coulter dividing line. I noticed that br clear="all" inside a pair of these "<>" fixed that problem. I assumed that you RadicalX added that to fix the problem. I couldn't find it on any of the help pages though. Also I have noticed similar items elsewhere.

Yeah, that's something I tripped over once a long time ago...it's an HTML tag that we've found works. It's used mostly here, and in the VFP. Strong Rad 02:41, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

   <----this right here (you'll have to be in edit mode to see it)

--Mahroww 20:47, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Ann Coulter

Hopefully this is what you wanted.

Ann Droid.

I had an idea for the funniest ann coulter image ever. Judge Dredd with Ann's face in that costume, err, somehow in that helmet. Whaddaya think? Or would Judge Dredd helmetted head on her body be funnier? Discuss amongst yourselves, I'm feeling a little farklempt. http://images.google.com/images?q=judge%20dredd&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&sa=N&tab=wi Family Guy Guy 03:22, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

This is kinda half-assed...There are a couple of things that don't look quite right but I didn't want to spend a bunch of time perfecting something you wouldn't use. Let me know if you want something changed.

After 3 tries to get the picture to go where it's supposed to go, (still didn't happen -- although if I type enough it will automatically not intrude into the previous request) I figured out how to professionalize my contribution with the signature timestamp thingy.

--Mahroww 00:46, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

---Thanks, that's nice, although I didn't laugh. Family Guy Guy 05:42, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Heh, yep. Exactly what you asked for but nowhere near what you wanted. :) Your response made me chuckle...so the pic is not a total waste. --Mahroww 06:43, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

This one's kinda tough, so I think Mahroww did a pretty darned good job. It's better than the idea I came up with...Strong Rad 14:28, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Okay, thanks, yeah it is kinda tough.

Category:People for whom Quotes are Made up

About time we had a group photo, don't you think? Maybe two pictures, one that includes the classic quotable people and another for the pop culture quoted folk. There alerady is something almost like this with just the top three in The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time called Image:Quotable smackdown.jpg. --Nerd42Talk 18:24, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Microsoft Sidewinder

Hey, I need you to make sidewinder related images that show them as weapons and the events of them, and also can you take your careful time??? --- SU182 21:55, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Well, I took as much time on the image as you did on the article....Hope you can tolerate it.

Strong Rad 22:30, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Yes In fact, I put your Image in my artical, Thanks, Can you make more for this article?

SU182 19:12, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Ruboku

Hi. Could you make me a proper Ruboku PLEASE? because a lot of people here want to cut off my fingers. Thanks anyway --- Kakun 18:47, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I just saw this. Congratulations & MAZAL TOV! --Kakun 18:53, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Yep.

Thar you go. --KATIE!! 07:35, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Evil Wallpaper

The evil wallpaper

I need a picture of evil wallpaper for my latest creation (which is still being made). ---Rev. Isra (talk) 03:00, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Evil wallpaper as in...wallpaper on walls? Or wallpaper in Windows? And...exactly how should it be evil? Should the image on the wallpaper be evil, or should the wallpaper itself be evil? Strong RadX 13:48, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Wallpaper as in Walls. And the Wallpaper itself should be evil. I have no idea how to do this, so that's why I made the image request. This is a reference to Oscar Wilde's last words, but the picture shouldn't show Wilde dying, and need not show Wilde. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 20:48, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

This is my idea. --Tunel (Talk) 05:35, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Always be sure to exorcise your wallpaper before installing.

This evil enough for ya? Strong RadX 16:56, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thank-you both. I figured out a way to use both of them, I think! ---Rev. Isra (talk) 04:40, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

History of Romania picture

Since the Romanian History page got split up it looks kinda boring.Any pictures of Comunists, stupid peasants getting butchered, living forests etc. would be cool. And they would grant you the golden Romanian boodooo doll.Darcken 07:05, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

P.S.Pictures of vampires are all over the place so if you could come up with something a tad bit
 original it would be really apreciated

here is a communist vampire, made by me, seems like nobody did anything about this for awhile and the article does look blank... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:52, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

sweet, the golden boodoo doll is yours!Darcken 04:20, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

Is pretty crappy. But... yeah. --KATIE!! 09:01, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Vijay

I need a picture about the actor Vijay from Tamilnadu, India. Of course a funny one.