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- Delete.Totally awful. Uncyclopedia will never stop being the worst while we have dreck like this.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:05, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Totally awful. Rambling, allegedly inspired by the cartoon character, derails onto Chuck Norris, goose-stepping, vulgarity, homosexuality, and Southern racism, for no reason at all. Spıke Ѧ 17:15 12-Jun-10
- Too...many...cliches... —Pelozurian (talk) 17:21, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
- Tank Casper deserves much better. Aleister 18:36 12 6 MMX
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- Delete. This article is full of gay jokes, useless quotes, and cussing that really isn't necessary. It isn't funny. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Leerex (talk • contribs)
- Delete. And protect from creation- it's clear no one can write this properly. If they really want to, they can put it in their userspace and have it checked by an admin.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 04:39, June 12 2010 UTC
- Delete There is no need for more than one Pokemon article; if that. mAttlobster. (hello) 07:10, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:45, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Cleaning up user:Shadowfox89's mess. Here he combines dependable cruft subject matter, the Grand Theft Auto game series, with Bleach, a mediocre anime. As seen with Gurren Lagann, this author can hardly handle one story. A crossover is a recipe for disaster. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:21, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
- What's this? Another article by an anime nerd incapable of basic grammar comprehension and humor? Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:03, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I think we know who's a prime candidate for Adopt a Noob. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:07 PM 6/11/10
- Who the hell writes articles about Bleach? Really. --monika 02:42, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Felony misuse of English. Spıke Ѧ 03:12 12-Jun-10
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- Ancient cruft. ~ 16:25, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:16, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Wegman's needs an article. (This article needs a lot of apostrophes.) Wegman's is a gigantic supermarket with notorious symbols of American excess, such as twenty bins for you to ladle out M&M's in exactly the colors you need, as though there were any difference. This article, however, is transparent but trite tripe by a bagger who was disciplined or fired even though all his co-workers are even surlier. Spıke Ѧ 18:34 11-Jun-10
- Delete. per Spike. --Wilytank 20:45, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. - This was recently vandalised. After reverting the vandalism and cleaning up the awful, awful spelling I realised that the vandal was probably doing it a favour (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 9, 15:27
- Delete. - Long, but still all crap, basically.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:52, June 09 2010 UTC
- Delete. Unreadable, especially after the first couple of limping paragraphs. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:58, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
- --Roman Dog Bird 20:23, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
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- The concept is valid--confuse nerve gas with Febreze. (My allergies went crazy the summer those bastards mailed me a "free sample" of Snuggle.) The execution is interminable. Spıke Ѧ 02:18 10-Jun-10
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- Delete. Should have been QVFD'd or ICU'd just over a week ago when it was created, but as it escaped that, I bring this short bit of pointlessness here for a merciful death. --UU - natter 08:59, Jun 10
- Kerkill Complete shit with racist overtones. Yes, overtones. This otaku did their best to be racist and failed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:07, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Racist? Eh... Stupid? Very. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:50, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. This is a rant. Spıke Ѧ 15:09 10-Jun-10
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- I see no harm in this. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 02:58, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep I'm not seeing anything harm in this. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:04, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:58, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. I disagree with SPIKE, and think is actually kind of fun. Fun=keep.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:54, June 09 2010 UTC
- Keep. If we start deleting perfectly fine templates which are used on ten or more pages but which may not be appropriate for general use, we'll have to delete a whole lot of templates. Only madness will come of this! Madness! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:58, 9 June 2010
- Keep. Per Socky. And bring that other one back. Aleister in Chains 00:51 10 6 MMX
- Keep. I think this is the coolest template ever. Love,
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- Used on Cows On The Corn and ten other pages in mainspace. No one believes that a giant warning threatening vandals with banning keeps anyone from vandalizing, nor that a solution is the accompanying nagging to read UN:HTBFANJS et al. So what this is, is either a merit badge of victimhood for maintaining a page that has been edited by so many people who do it less well than I, or just another template that communicates nothing except how clever I am. Spıke Ѧ 12:59 8-Jun-10
- I would put this on an offender's page rather than on the main space. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:36, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. This was added a couple of months ago but removed for no reason I can see, so I'm assuming it was a mistake. Kill and replace with a redirect to Carebears • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 07:47, Jun 8 2010 UTC
- Delete. Incorrect subject matter badly executed. The burst-blood-vessel-in-the-brain strain the author goes through in a feeble attempt to be funny is all too noticeable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:09, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Exactly what Puppy said.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:55, June 09 2010 UTC
- Send this to Hell! Damn you happy tree friends. --Wilytank 20:21, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Bleh A very poor to mediocre article about Happy Tree friends, with only passing reference to Care Bears. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:27, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
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- Capitalisation has tripped me up - fixed link now. • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 20:33, Jun 8 2010 UTC
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- Delete. When I read the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of BelAire themesong I suspected the article had turned to crap. (I suspected right). --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:24, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- The Fresh Prince theme rules, unlike this article. --Roman Dog Bird 23:04, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Concept is worth saving, as A&W virtually invented the carhop. Intro gives you a taste of what you are in for: Nonsense year number; author dithers and apologizes for it; there's something wrong with the corporate colors; there's something wrong with the chain (uh, you should be cooking at home). The rest of the article is as though two potty-mouthed fourth-graders are using the page to bicker at one another. Fresh Prince doesn't save it. Spıke Ѧ 12:44 8-Jun-10
- Delete."Its original purpose was to house brown anthropomorphic bears that walked, but never said anything, but has now expanded to giving people food they couldn't be bothered to make themselves." From there it disintegrates into randomness from the Bel-air theme, to the "Burger Family" (a section that seems written by a 6 year old), to randomness about chickens. Bleh. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:42, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Distilled essence of suck. Get rid. --UU - natter 14:28, Jun 9
- Smite. As near to 100% cruft as we'll see in a long time. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:24, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! Before this gets much worse. --Wilytank 17:20, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- augh uh *fart* --Roman Dog Bird 18:22, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
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- Keep. Funny, because of Hindelyte. He added the final paragraph to a page written by someone who didn't know they were on a humour site. Now it's a set up piece, serious and boring up until the last graph, which puts the funny in, almost perfectly. Lots of red links throughout, I'll fix a few. Al des chains 00:16 4 6 mmx
- Keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:59, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep Close to feature-worthy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:32, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Meh. Stubby with weird times, but not quite bad enough in my eyes.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 04:39, June 05 2010 UTC
- Keep. Not bad enough. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:44, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. Hell yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:00, 6 June 2010
- Hate you guys. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 05:59, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:05, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- hahahahaha --Roman Dog Bird 21:16, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. Despite lack of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue references. --UU - natter 14:32, Jun 9
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- Delete. Because I hate train station articles. Especially if they have virtually no humor in them. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:10 PM 6/3/10
- Delete. Yes, Al, the old article is definitely the work of a Trainspotter, despite a wee bit of Humor-by-Nonsense-Number. But even the "funny" final paragraph ladles out the gallows humor too thickly for me (surprise! a poorly maintained public facility) and again resorts to a nonsense number. The red-links in the graphic show that no one is about to systematically document the Tube--and good for them, as we huffed the set taking shape (to parody Wikipedia) on the Interstate Highway System. Spıke Ѧ 00:44 4-Jun-10
- Delete. per above and you can see the obvious sporking there. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:57, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I know a trainspotter - He's the most boring fucking person I know. Therefore, this is the most boring fucking article I know. Boom. 2K12_DAN.VRS 07:00, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Give this to Illogicopedia with chocolates. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:45, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I thought about voting keep because the article may be salvagable, but then I got stuck by a train on my way to work. God was telling me something there. --—John Lydon 17:43, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
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fairly full treatment stupid, has very good pics and maps and things, so why wouldn't it end up here? And then if a few people come along first it can get deleted. The ButtPoop thing comes to mind, here and gone before the community knew about it. There seems to be a big hole in the system, that people can work on a page for maybe years and then it can be huffed away. Still miffed about the ButtPoop thing, it was one of the GOOD pages on VFG, which should have automatically kept it off VFD. That huffing is the main reason we may have lost one good writer, and contributed to losing another. Why not a similar process to bring pages back from VFD when this kind of thing occurs? Al sans chains 2:05 3 6 MMX
- Some of the "pics and maps and things" are also used on the two articles on the halves of Korea. Though I sympathize with your recent complaints, you are wrong about one thing: The new format doesn't inhibit you from bringing drama to the VFD page! Spıke Ѧ 12:21 3-Jun-10
- So, pointing out a hole in the VFD process on the VFD page is drama. Why not just call it constructive criticism, and something that should be further discussed. Should VFG articles be huffed here, or automatically saved? Can pages many users want to save for various reasons, but which are voted off before those voters become aware of the vote, be brought back for a longer discussion? Drama is in the eye of the beholder. I see these as legit questions and concerns about issues which have recently contributed to one and maybe two of our best users leaving the site. Al des chains 3:40 4 6 MMX
- No offense Al, but bringing it into almost every VFD discussion is a little annoying, honestly.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:28, June 04 2010 UTC
- If I did bring it up in almost every VFD discussion I'd agree with you. But what better place to bring up an issue like this than in a discussion about Korea? Did you fight in Korea? No. Did you watch your buddies die in a trench next to you? No. So don't tell me about fighting in Korea, not until you've tasted the sweat of the Korean choking you, just before your Korean girlfriend hits him in the head with the dog she's cooking. Al having war flashbacks 13:18 5 6 MMX
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- Delete and redirect to South Korea or something. —Pelozurian (talk) 16:13, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
- Better than a redirect page would be a disambiguation page, playing off the Good Korea/Bad Korea conundrum according to the orientation of the user. Spıke Ѧ 23:01 2-Jun-10
- Good idea. That way we don't have to choose a preference. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I'll write the disambiguation page when this gets settled. Spıke Ѧ 12:21 3-Jun-10
- A proposed replacement is in User:SPIKE/Korea. Spıke Ѧ 03:44 5-Jun-10
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- Like Paizuri, Simsilikesims has defended this article against Anons intent on telling a personal anecdote; hope to hear from her before we discard it--and especially if anyone has a plan to relate it to anything real. There is much to ridicule about both Koreas, and about foreign policy toward them, and this article does none of it. "Good Korea" vs "Bad Korea" joke, which is not clever, is told again at North Korea and South Korea. Spıke Ѧ 17:16 2-Jun-10
- Comment.I liked the concept but the work loses focus after about paragraph 3 with discussions about other issues. Perhaps a move to the user page of the writer?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:34, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
- Comment.This page is in serious need of rewrite, but because it is about a country or two, it is likely to keep getting vandalized by offended IPs. The subject is notable enough that at minimum a disambiguation page is needed. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:55, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. I read this from intro to end & I have no idea what Raka is supposed to be. It's a real word, a type of Islamic prayer, but my knowledge of that just makes the article more confusing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:15, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. If this is about what Wikipedia calls Raka'ah, although I've revived two articles on Judaica and Raka'ah seems ridiculous, there is no point in ridiculing Islam in such detail. However, as the Count says, there is nothing in the article to indicate what all this babbling is about Spıke Ѧ 19:29 7-Jun-10
- wut? —Pelozurian (talk) 19:37, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. If it had been written in morse code, I would have been none the wiser. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:31, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Definitely not worthy of the subject matter. Perhaps could be re-done in a similar style to The Godfather Part II? Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 23:39, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.. Crap with dash of ugly racism thrown in there as well. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:03, June 6, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I checked the revision history, and it looks like this has always been crap. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I could only make it to the part where Godzilla is summoned. This is random racist crap. --—John Lydon 17:38, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
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- The essence of this article is a way-too-long plot synopsis, by which someone who has seen the movie can re-experience it through the wacky fantasy of a potty-mouthed pre-teen. The article is poor, but it shouldn't just go away. Spıke Ѧ 13:08 6-Jun-10
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- Keep. One of the best joke kicks in a lead I've seen. This is a well written and funny towncruft. And what is wrong with good towncruft, do we have a policy again' it? It is a fact that bandwidth will be used either way, this page will be in the site server somewhere, huffed or not. And what if Waban residents want to read it? I'm at a loss. Like I said, this is well written, and funny. Why huff it? Aleister des chains 00:00 31 5 MMX
- I did a pretty good edit sweep. Maybe I'll go with this page and improve it a bit further, add pics, put it up for VFH, and then show it off in Waban and bed the fine ladies there (all five of them). But, seriously, I actually was getting into the storyline and wanted to know what happened next. So a fairly decent writer had been by that way. Al des chains 00:43 31 5 MMX
- Keep. I don't know why a village of a city 15 miles west of Boston merits an article, but Aleister could make this presentable. (However, the theme of sin and guilt--with parsley and dill--in Section 1 descends from randumbo to trite randumbo.) Al, your argumentum ad site server above is unconvincing; the article needs further links to reality or it's just rambling. (For instance, if the several links to Indonesia are there for a reason, it needs a bit more explanation.) The current distinction of Waban (and the rest of Newton) is as one of the epicenters in Massachusetts of yuppies and their costly affectations. And it's very Jewish too; that's good for something. Spıke Ѧ 03:28 31-May-10
- keep --monika 04:46, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. classic 2006 Towncruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:04, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Comment. "It has four elementary schools, Angier, Budgieplonker, Sing-Sing, and Zervas. It is in Middlesexy County and has two gas stations. Waban has a population of 1300, most of them penguins, and it has sixteen cat euthanasia centers." Is funny and not just stupid? Maybe in your parallel dimension Al. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:09, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
- The penguins and Sing Sing are stupid, yes, and I'll change them. But I read it as a serious and standard town intro, then read the population of 1300, and finally "sixteen cat euthanasia centers", which made me laugh. And did you read my parallel universe page? I'm itching for some comments on it, I think it's one of my best and had fun doing it. Will get to brief editing on this towncruft thing. Al sans chains 00:17 31 5 MMX
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- Keep! and add to category "Bat Fuck Insane."
(Or conversely re-edit Puppy to remove the humorous references to this glorious and ... (Nevermind, I removed the vanity, re-edited and did it.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 30 May 2010 ~ 20:23 (UTC)
- Keep. Per Happytimeses changes —Pelozurian (talk) 20:45, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. Per save by HappyTimes. I enlarged the pic, and the page reads fairly well and is an interesting concept. Now, what, does an admin not read the comments and go by those or just looks at the number on this new VFD format. Numbers do not tell the whole story of progress on a page, and what saving edits have been made. Al sans chains 23:44 30 5 mmx
- Keep.. I've seen worst nominated as a feature. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:41, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Sorry, sir, but we're going to have to cut these trees down to make room for housing. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:26 PM 5/29/10 (EST)
- Ha! best nomination text ever! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 30 May 2010 ~ 20:23 (UTC)
- Delete. Is the author writing a coded message to himself? Final sentence of intro veers from meandering to pseudo-scientific. Spıke Ѧ 04:35 30-May-10
- Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 05:24, May 30 2010 UTC
- Delete. Send it to...um... Surrealpedia I guess. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:32, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I don't like trees. 2K12_DAN.VRS 07:09, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete.This just isn't funny. It's got random words and unfunny pictures. Oh, and LISTS GALORE. I don't think there's any redeeming factors here. --Username18 09:26, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
- Welcome to VFD, smarty-pants Australian who can't spell "kangaroo" on his user page. You're right, this article is crap. But before I join you in voting to shovel it under, you surfed to it and seem to know what this TV show is about--May I suggest that you rewrite the article? Spıke Ѧ 12:30 3-Jun-10
- Delete it. Also, the idea that everyone who submits something to VFD should rewrite it is ridiculous. If the person wanted to rewrite it, the person wouldn't need to bother with the VFD step; nothing would ever be submitted. (Also, not every article needs to exist.) People who choose to rewrite something after it's been submitted to VFD are doing good work and are all noble and shit for it, but forcing that onto the submitter is counterproductive. --monika 03:32, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Indeed not mandatory--but perhaps feasible in this case. Perhaps this new user had not considered that option. Otherwise, I'm fine with huffing it. Spıke Ѧ 13:50 4-Jun-10
- Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:22, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.. Deserves to be blindfolded and led into oncoming traffic. Cruel but necessary. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:48, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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- FEATURE Read it and laughed. Some good lines in there, and interesting graphics. This page is from July 2006, and is an antique by this time and should be polished like a valued heirloom. Aleister sans chains 00:05 31 5 MMX
- Keep It really is quite funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:05, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
- Weak keep It's not terribly bad, though it could use some cleanup. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:18, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. fix or lose the quotes at the top. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 01 Jun 2010 ~ 06:31 (UTC)
- Keep.So the humor in it is childish, but it looks deliberately so. Not every thing that seems childish has to go. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:59, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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- Example The Wafflecopter proceeded to make appearances during random portions of time (Titanic, Pompeii, the Blitz). After the MC Hammer incident, a search and rescue mission was launched to find The Wafflecopter, but they did not succeed. No news has been heard of since. It it believed that it may have been abducted by aliens.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:54, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Hideously childish. Al, unless you are going to submit this toward a degree in pre-primary education, better to work on something saveable. Spıke Ѧ 03:33 31-May-10
- Delete. Yeah I'm not feeling it. --Wilytank 04:13, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. This isn't worth it.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:41, May 31 2010 UTC
- Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:36, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Yea already heard those and they don't belong there anyway. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:54, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I can't resist sheep mentality. It's like a poison to me. 2K12_DAN.VRS 07:07, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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- I've done some edits. I don't think every page has to be perfect and make sense. This is very random if not fixed further, but has lots of stuffs on it that are just silly and fun. So why not (crying with real tears running down my face): "Just leave the wafflecopter alone!!!". Or something. Al sans chains 18:00 2 6 mmx
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- Keep. There's a lot one can say about worst 100 lists, but at least this one has some good images. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:16, 29 May 2010
- Keep. I trimmed it, trimmed the fat, used the knife, cut the corners, now it has some good ones and room for lots of new ones. Keep number, 74. Al sans chains 1:28 30 5 MMX
- Awesome job! Keep. going (Minor inconvenience man needs some work.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 30 May 2010 ~ 20:30 (UTC)
- weak keep meh. --Wilytank 02:20, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. a few chuckles, I don't know why it should be deleted. Could be improved instead. The idea is OK. -- Style Guide 06:14, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. per above. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 30 May 2010 ~ 20:30 (UTC)
- Keep A lot of these show some clever flourishes and smiles. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:56, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep Its linked to on all the other top 100 list pages so would just be recreated, probably worse. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:43, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Unfunny, not a proper list, full of awful spelling. And the numbering is idiotic. DarkLight 13:37, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
- Weak delete. The fact that it is a list, and even a list of one-liners, is not fatal; there are a lot of lists of best/worst (see list of lists in article) and they're tolerated. But half of the material doesn't come close to being funny. (Secretary of Transportation...Controls the nation's transportation assets. ???) Idiotic numbering is more elation at assembling a big list than amusing to the reader. Spıke Ѧ 13:51 29-May-10
- Cut most of the entries. Kept and enlarged Secretary of Transportation for you. Al sans chains 23:51 30 5 mmx
- Delete.. Crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:49, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
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- On an unrelated note, what a great time to post my first VFD at... DarkLight 13:39, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
- I'd rescind my Weak Delete but have no idea how to do so and preserve the stupid numbered-list format. Shouldn't matter in this case. Spıke Ѧ 00:48 4-Jun-10
- Kept. --ChiefjusticePS3 07:07, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Okay, it's a parody of the Yom Kippur War I guess but it's mostly made of wibble in an annoying typed (Welsh?) accent. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:12, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.. Written with a random word generator (i.e. the author's brain). --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:35, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. BUTT POOP! --Wilytank 23:58, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. --ChiefjusticePS3 09:31, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
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- It is only tolerable once you realize that it is not a parody of the Yom Kippur War, only a pun on it. And it is bizarrely quaint, but has no real reason to exist. Spıke Ѧ 03:37 31-May-10
- M,m,m,m,m,m... yummy! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 01 Jun 2010 ~ 06:33 (UTC)
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- Delete. Nommed for deletion in 2008, and for some inane reason was kept. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:56, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Nominators, remember to look at the change history. On 3-Oct-08, most of what was "funny" about this article (if you like Chuck Norris and the Wacky Disease genre) was scooped out and replaced by an unfunny conspiracy theory about a concealed cure for AIDS. Not terribly good either way. Spıke Ѧ 10:31 2-Jun-10
- Delete. --Wilytank 12:45, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:55, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. I agree with the bandwagon on this one. Seems to veer off in some mad direction which is a bore
to look at. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:41, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
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- Kerkill Random, unfunny suck. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:01, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Wacky War! Intro is chatty, Section 1 apologizes for its own lack of content, no section longer than one paragraph until the end (George Bush killing Steve Jobs), much drivel about nothing. Spıke Ѧ 15:42 1-Jun-10
- Delete. Made even worse by the fact that there's already an article called World War 3. VFD must win the war on suck. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:34, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Kerkill. Wow, that's awful. ----HM (T)
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- Keep. Lists are ok imnho if they're funny. This one has many funny lines in the list. Could be fleshed out a little, but far from VFD quality. And I reallllyyyyy dislike this new voting thing, it was much more fun freeflowing. The contrast with VFH was noteworthy and valued, by myself anyway. This is boring. Al des chains 10:45 26 5 mmx
- Agree, far form VFD quality. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 30 May 2010 ~ 20:34 (UTC)
- Strong keep. Are you serious? This is great! —Pelozurian (talk) 03:45, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
- Keep it, dammit! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 10:54, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. It's fine, probably funny if you know what they're on about and the list is only part of it. --Zarbag 23:04, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. I'm sure this would be funny if you are familiar with the game. If you are not familiar with the game it is doubtful you would bother to look this up no? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 30 May 2010 ~ 20:34 (UTC)
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- Delete. List heavy gamecruft with a poorly developed central theme and bad formatting. Wilytank, I am disappoint. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:31, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. - I really dislike this.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 09:56, May 29 2010 UTC
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- Comment. I didn't say it was incoherent. Your list is as coherent as the menu of a n Italian restaurant. The problem is that it's also as interesting as the menu of an Italian restaurant. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:21, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Comment. Taking your word that there's good stuff inside the list-cruft (which I tend to gloss over), I'm for rework over huffing. But the material beyond the lists is gassy too--the last section of quote-cruft is fatally non-committal. Spıke Ѧ 13:20 26-May-10
- Okay, I just got done contributing to the article a bit. The list is a bit prettier now, although still a list. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:18, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
- Kept. 5-2. --ChiefjusticePS3 12:44, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
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- Keep. This is not a particularly bad UnNews. The concept--that something cataclysmic happened to a meme--is good, and the rest of the article is dumb but workmanlike. If we go back to 2008 to try to eradicate dumb daily stories on UnNews, we'll never finish. Then we'll have to deal with the Chief's more contemporary stories on Jesus and Bat Fuck. Spıke Ѧ 19:37 25-May-10
- Weak keep. Not bad enough. Even though it has ugly formatting.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:59, May 25 2010 UTC
- Keep. Not the best, but the headline itself saves it. And I agree, old UnNews stories which made the first cut were on the UnNews list, and taking it away would be like deleating a news morgue. CENSORSHIP!!! FIGHT JOURNALISTIC CENSORSHIP WHEREVER IT RAISES ITS UGLY HEAD!!! Like that. And I still don't like this new style, it lacks the free flow of the old non-numbered style of VFD. This is wayyyyyyy too formal. Al des chains 21:13 25 5 MMX
- Keep. I'm For deleting Emo Dynasty, but Against deleting terribly old UnNewses unless if they are truly horrible. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:50, 28 May 2010
- Keep Because this was one of the first UnNewses I ever read. —Pelozurian (talk)
- .2134 Keep. Per Socky. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 30 May 2010 ~ 01:11 (UTC) 19:55, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. --ChiefjusticePS3 09:09, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Tied to Jack Skellington IV and similar in quality. When one sinks the other will be dragged into the murky depths. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:19, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Unfunny and full of random "humour". A good headline doesn't excuse a bad article --Zarbag 16:25, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete - Paizuri. Because this was one of the first UnNewses he ever read. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 30 May 2010 ~ 01:11 (UTC)
- See, we used to have lots and lots of comments written in like this. Ever since the new style went into effect these comments have been almost nonexistent. Our minds have been oppressed by order in our lives, and that is showing up in how we communicated on VFD. This isn't VFH, but it's starting to feel stilted. My eyes are crying but my feet is dancin'! Al des chains 20:34 29 5 mmx
- Kept --ChiefjusticePS3 09:09, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete.The documentary is based on actual fact, and much of the footage is real footage from the 1982 show Transformers. Hussein, played by famous octopus George Clooney, wanted to bring his legacy to life once again, but without the ultra-violence because he was tired. You get the idea. Has surprisingly little to say about the actual TV show, Samurai Champloo. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:32, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. So--although the title is about something, the article is not. Spıke Ѧ 01:35 28-May-10
- EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 28 May 2010
- 'Delete. Utter shite. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:48, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Since we've been in the mood for getting rid of some (Rawlins Community) collegecruft of late, why don't we take the chance to get rid of this rubbish too? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:07, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. --ChiefjusticePS3 07:11, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Burn the schools. --Wilytank 11:37, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
- "Perhaps, this University is not worth it." Was that self-deprecation? As much as I enjoy pidgin English--and I read the first half of this aloud, with my tongue at the back of my mouth--this is crap. Typical complaints about one's college; Section 3 is the trite joke of deviating from the subject until you try to make yourself the joke; Section 4, "Department of Redundancy Department," is a line stolen from Firesign Theatre with no value added here. Then, finally--Listcruft. Spıke Ѧ 12:39 28-May-10
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- Delete. What is it about Nickelodeon cartoons that makes for such a fertile cruft conditions? This is just a box of stupid leaking on the rug. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:44, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Or: What is it about Nickelodeon viewers that makes them think they can write? Spıke Ѧ 19:48 27-May-10
- A huge mess The show is about two dumbasses. I'll give them that. But as the article left the intro, the author seemed to have crumpled up his ideas, ate them, let them digest and shitted them out in an explosive bowel movement. The author seemed to have instead wrote this article on the aftermath of the aforementioned process. --Wilytank 12:48, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. No idea wtf it's all about, but it seems dire. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:19, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. A stubby, near content free piece about a nonsense tradition/activity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:03, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. "I'm not kidding. You think I am, but I'm not." Spıke Ѧ 19:39 27-May-10
- Delete. Stupid mean, not funny mean. Al des chain 2:31 28 5 MMX
- "This Article is patent ED fucktard nonsense." This means it isn't funny. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:40 AM 5/28/10
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- Good enough, and to delete it because some claimed exec believed it's in a bad taste - you might as well put a big ass VFD tag on the front page and shut the place down. ~ 16:09, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
- It's a piece of Uncyclopedia history, and as such, merits a stay. It's certainly not the worst article here, and is a good faith attempt on the part of the author. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:17, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
- KEEP. The fact that this is even nominated for deletion is ludicrous. This is a well written piece of satire: its realism and attention to detail is what makes it so biting. This is an instance where satire diverges greatly from the parody which is abundant throughout the site. Satire holds a carnival mirror up to the world. Are there distortions? Of course. We're not representing any of this information as fact-based. Now just because a self-serving executive was browsing about the internet protecting his organizations interests we should censor our writers? In short, no fucking way. This article's vote here should be referenced like a precedent-setting supreme court ruling. --THINKER 00:20, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
- keep see comments in the comment section. --Puffskein 02:52, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. I like this article, I understand the point of the gentleman on the talk page, but if liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear... that and make jokes about cancer on the internet. --ChiefjusticePS3 09:38, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Great concept: What does a charity helping the terminally-ill do when the recipient fails to die?! Execution is so realistic that it reads too much like a hatchet-job against the Foundation. (I state my case further on the talk page.) An executive from the charity complained to us on the talk page--now see also the spiffy new UnNews Letters page. The Chief says Keep as it is the first-ever legitimate Letter to the Editor. Spıke Ѧ 15:51 26-May-10
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- I personally don't feel that disagreeing with the style of satire is a sufficient reason to delete an article. Whether or not some users find dark satire written in a way that parodies exposé-style journalism humorous or not, is ones own taste. Read what you like. I prefer Jonathan Swift. As to an axe to grind with a cancer charity - quite the opposite on this particular one especially. The article is specifically *not* about a charity which is doing serpentine things (locks of love - google news it). If the organization in this article were doing these things, it would be a sad truth. I sincerely hope they are not. I may write more about this on the talk page later. I hope anyone following this does not allow themselves to be guilt tripped or scared by the response letter. It also does not comment on the moral foundations of any writers here, or the author of this article who annually donates to cancer research foundations in the name of her best friend who passed away. --Puffskein 00:02, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Well-reasoned. So, cast a vote, already! Spıke Ѧ 00:49 27-May-10
- Kept -4. --ChiefjusticePS3 09:38, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
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This article sucks, plus was written by an Unregistered Contributor.Sean Cashen 19:19, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
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- Keep Lulz. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here
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- Delete. Yeah, um, why do we care? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:34 PM 5/24/10
- Delete and protect against re-creation. Well, Son, we don't. 99775 is the zip code for UAF (University of Alaska at Fairbanks), and Wikipedia confirms that an article by that name was huffed. Then restored, and rehuffed as non-notable, then restored as a redirect, then fought over some more. And now it's here. When we delete this, the author can shop it to ED. Spıke Ѧ 21:37 24-May-10
- Dump This page actually stayed around since 2006, with its rant long forgotten by its author and everyone involved. Time to retire to the big edit pile in the sky. What's with this new formal style? Al des chains 1:33 25 5 MMX
- Delete. Not notable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:34, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. --ChiefjusticePS3 07:17, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
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- Keep. Wikipedia:Shiva (Judaism) suggests several promising methods of ridicule. And I "saved" Tefillin recently and was not struck dead. Spıke Ѧ 17:24 20-May-10
- Keep. if Spike's going to have a fiddle with it. Tefillin turned out pretty good in the end, so it'll be interesting to see the result. Oh, and I'll put in a request that you don't get struck dead. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:28, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Rabbinical absolution, I've learned, is good for many things, including releasing you from the duty to ignore and maybe lose your job during shiva. My work on this article is done. Spıke Ѧ 11:43 21-May-10
- Looks good to me, but we'd better wait for a majority vote before we remove it from VFD I suppose. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:52, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. --ChiefjusticePS3 19:43, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. -- (talk)(contributions)
- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:36, 24 May 2010
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Delete. Doesn't hold anything comprehensive about the well known Hindu god or the Final Fantasy Summon. Quite dull. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:41PM 5/20/10
- I'm done here. --Wilytank 01:58, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
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- Shiva, no initial capital, is also "a seven-day period of formal mourning observed after the funeral of a close relative," which this article pertains to despite the reference to India in the final list. Spıke Ѧ 17:11 20-May-10
- Kept. --ChiefjusticePS3 11:37, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
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- Drama? The only drama I see is coming from the delete voters. Seriously, why do you even care about the existence of this template? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:28, 23 May 2010
- So the only people who are allowed to care about the existence of this template are people who want to keep it, such as yourself, considering you restored it. Oooook. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 10:34 May 23 2010
- You think I care that much? The thing that bothers me is that you're so persistent in wanting this template deleted, while there's obviously a whole fan club of regular users who like it or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:51, 23 May 2010
- Clearly that "fan club" love it so much they don't bother to use it or defend it. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:17, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Clearly they did in the past and clearly they would do so again if they were active right now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:27, 23 May 2010
- "if they were active right now" - you've just dismantled your own arguement. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:39, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Are you blaming them for not being constantly active on this site? That's a logical fallacy if I've ever heard one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:43, 23 May 2010
- Blaming them? For what? I think the point being made is that people who aren't active on this site don't have a say in consensus. You brought up the inactive users. Who cares? Unless they're here and voting, the inactive users who voted last time are irrelevant. Most of them are dead anyways. Dead people can't vote. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:48 May 23 2010
- I said "right now", by which I mean "at this very moment". And not "When I say they're not here right now, I clearly mean that they haven't edited in months." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:54, 23 May 2010
- Because clearly they care about this template so much they don't even use it. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:00, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Look here and there and tell me if it's being used or not. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:59, 23 May 2010
- I didn't originally bother to say it, but most of those people simply didn't give a shit, somehow you think that can be construed as support. That notwithstanding however, the template isn't even being used by the supposed "supporters", I'd love to know how or what logical fallacy I'm committing. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:51, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Look here and there and tell me if it's being used or not. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:59, 23 May 2010
- If you like butt poop so much why don't you just go live there? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:52, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- "If." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:57, 23 May 2010
- Invalid after-the-fact protest for --Mn-z 22:09, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Invalid after-the-fact protest for --Al des chains 2:17 3 6 MMX
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- Kerkill I see drama stirring over a shit template. Time for an actual vote. It was apparently voted on in a forum before Christmas time. No one has used it. I want no responding to another user's vote. If you want to flame someone, direct it soley at me. I couldn't give a shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:06, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Pointless Despite a vote about half a year ago on this Template it is only included in a few places and therefore does not deserve to be a template since it's utter shit. Before deleting any pages currently including it will have the template inlined into the page. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:10, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Only time since the universe was created that I agree with Dex. Oh, there was that time with the hamster. ~ 09:07, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- I also, regrettably, must side with Dexter on this one. --ChiefjusticePS3 09:39, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- As the initial whistleblower on this piece of shit template to Dex and Oli, I must vote in favor of destroying this fucking thing. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 09:46 May 23 2010
- Not funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:26, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Another delightful way to tag someone else's page to announce how clever you are. That's not humor. Spıke Ѧ 15:21 23-May-10
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- emc and Moredildoz: How dare either of you refer to another user than myself! emc to Oli and Moredildoz to the hamster! What the Hell guys. What? The? Hell? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:18, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
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