Snapchat

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In the early days, the Snapchat logo was an iPhone until they got sued for that.

Snapchat is a nation whose primary tenet is that the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s were all the worst decades. The headquarters' other beliefs and practices include: a goal for teenage dominance of the world, the idea of the "many selfies" (Along with Facebook and Twitter), and a raging hatred of all 40-year olds claiming to be an 11-year old. Snapchat history can be traced back to the early 1000s with the Snapchat-French War in 1023. The knights around that time believed in the religion of Selife, which states that all things are equal unless if they are in or are hosting the selife.

After the American Revolution, Snapchat began to form in the Eastern part of the United States in the early 1780s. They were renowned tribes, whose battle tactics consisted of taking selfies at an early age, then take a another selfie as much more and charge at the enemy by using a filter rifle. Even at these early times this was common in the "Social Media" group for their PC feelings towards others. A Snapchat employee was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing and breathing selife-like fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated rimbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

The residents of Snapchat also adhere to a strict typographical style which forbids all culture before 2011, punctuation, spacing, and no hashtags at the start so that all letters may be brought together as equals. Here is an example of Snapchat writing:

#ilovemyfatdog

Residents of Snapchat begin life as humans, but later they alter their physical being to resemble robots or teenagers

Each resident is given birth at 1 month old. When the egg that the snap chat fetus has evolved in big enuch (at age of 8 months past the egg laying) Little residents called Selfie addicts are hatched. At the age of 5, Little Selfie children take photos of them in front of everything they see.

Each full crown Snapchat resident must do:

1. Take Selfies in front of everything (only do if age is over 8)
2. Always use an iPhone for selfies and keep up to date

How to use Snapchat

Here is a step by step guide on how to install Snapchat:

1. Buy an iPhone X
2. Use an Animoji for everything
3. Install Snapchat on the App Store
4. Use it everyday
5. Always be active