IPhone X
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| IPHONE X | |
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 An iPhone X model showing that the iPhone X is bigger than a planet.
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| Apple | |
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| Release date: | November 3 2017 |
“It's all screen..... except for the notch”
“Too bad I don't have that stuff...”
The iPhone X is the new and cool smartphone developed by Apple, the leading — or, indeed, only — supplier of smartphone under the iPhone name. This release, which took Apple five years of hard work to develop, encompasses all the original research that Apple's brainstorming department has done over the years, resulting in a system that takes information management to a new level — a system that can manage the user's information better than the user itself.
History[edit]
The iPhone X was often named "The Top-Secret and Confidential Not Short but the 10th Anniversary", also known as "TSCNS10A". During the making, designers thought of three words; See-through, flip, and Green. This ended up with a phone which has camouflaged flying apples with grass, plants, trees and S- oh wait I'm thinking of the Beatles.
Eventually on time in 2017, Apple released the iPhone X.
Editions[edit]
There is something called the iPhone XG and XS, but no-one cares, especially if the last one will Excess in Microsoft Excel. The XS was also leaked during Apple's test live stream by Cim Took 11-year old Microsoft fanboys to undermine Apple from the inside.
Features[edit]
Useful Stuff[edit]
It's an iPhone... i guess...
Places where Microsoft got wrong[edit]
Umm....
Notch[edit]
The Notch lives at the top of the Phone and stays there when you don't want Wikipedia. The job to annoy you comes to the Front Camera.
Unfortunately, the Notch technically existed with the iPhone 3G.
Front Camera[edit]
The Front Camera annoys with Wikipedia so much, it steals your Mickey Mouse toy, and when you're about to use a PC, it shows more Wikipedia.
Facial Recognition[edit]
Facial recognition is a way for Apple to spy on you and your friends to check if you're using a Mac or a PC. If you're using a PC and you have an iPhone X, you'll be sent to the fiery depths of Fruit.
Animoji[edit]
Uncyclopedia has partnered with Apple and has removed this section due to anti-Apple propaganda. Have a nice day
Criticism[edit]
There has been criticism that there is no home button on the phone.
So, what does Apple think of this?[edit]
Now, listen to me very carefully, and remember this. Apple cares about the world as much as Weird Al cares about some random dude in France. They act like they have nothing to do with you. Which sucks because when Steve was around, he looked at every single person and asked what they like. Whatever happened to uber Apple...
Hardware Requirements[edit]
- 2.5 TB ram
- 1 byte hard storage
- Your Money
Similarities to Samsung[edit]
You see, the iPhone X is quite clear and can hang on your wall, just like Samsung. Its easy and simple to use, just like Samsung. Not only that, but it also has a border around the screen, just like Samsung.
So in a way, this is the Samsung Galaxy S10.
How the iPhone X sucks, or why that if you are a Windows Phone user, you should probably die[edit]
Okay, so I think that Windows Phone is okay, but maybe when you think about switching from the iPhone 8, you should consider iPhone X. Here are my top four reasons you should move to the iPhone X instead of Windows Phone.
Reason number one: No-one uses Windows Phone anymore. I'm sure there was a time when Windows Phone was something that a lot of people wanted, but not anymore. Where's the fun in using something that's not being used anymore? I know Apple promises the iPhone X represents significant and noticeable changes to the iPhone, locking it down in the interest of security... actually this is Apple, the same company that developed the NudeGate iCloud.
I'm sure Apple will turn in a secure Phone this time. Just look at iOS 11 (or 12)—it's much more secure! It took almost a whole day before the security company BONZIII found that a hacker could trick IOS11 (or 12) into showing malicious content by spoofing a pop-up window opened on a trusted site.
I know some of you think that the only reason the iPhone gets all the neat malware is because it's so popular. Why would anyone attack Windows Phone? Just because Microsoft, the company that made Windows mind you, made Windows Phone, that's no reason to try to crack Windows Phone. No, it's not that the iPhone has historically been as secure as a papier-mâché fortress; it must be because Windows Phone just isn't very popular.
Reason number two: Barely any apps were developed for Windows Phone. It required immense programming to make one add-on for the phone. Add to the Microsoft factor, and you get why Windows Phone wasn't received that great. Almost all early customers of iPhone X will need to redeem their upgrade coupons and then replace their new iPhone 8 with iPhone X. That'll be loads of fun.
Reason number three: Windows Phone is expensive. Windows Phone is often quite cheap, but look at all that time you spend setting it up. Most people will end up buying new iPhone Xs. Doesn't everyone and every business have the money to buy new systems?
Reason number four: Windows Phone is not that secure. Most Windows Phones come in a Nokia 3310. By my count, that Phone isn't that great on the market right now when it comes to security. Apple gives you iOS 11 and iOS 12, the most popular Phone OSs around...even though they do have a few teeny-weeny security problems. So buy Snapchat!
Still, as long as you want to run Apple software at Apple prices, the iPhone is the Phone for you! If you really think about it, you can find lots of reasons to have the iPhone X instead of Windows Phone. There just aren't any good ones.
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