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Meth was created some time in the dark ages of history when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked an angel with ADHD who was then raped by Vin Diesel. The two buried the body somewhere in Ethiopia where it turned a bunch of regular plants into coffee plants. These plants were discovered by the Ethiopians who then turned them into coffee, the holiest of drinks. Meth is like coffee only more coughy-syrupy tasting.