Windows You

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Windows You (Windows Y2K in beta) is the operating system made by Microsoft, successor to the Windows ME operating system. Windows You is the OS released in October 2000, when Windows ME was released a last whole months ago. Windows You was just similar to the Windows ME, only added some new features and improving speed.

Windows You, the successor from Windows ME.

Features new to Windows You[edit]

Windows You was the successor to Windows ME, but added and updated some features from Windows ME. Windows You includes these new features. Here are some features from Windows You:

Porn Downloader Now you can download porn from Windows You. It is a built-in porn downloader program by Microsoft and its totally independent. Porn Downloader uses the Gutsypenis Technology in order to download some files. When you are connect to the internet and download some porn files via Porn Downloader, it will connect through Microsoft's server and continue downloading the file. Downloads are permanent so if it has been started or queued, it cannot be deleted or canceled.

Windows StalkChat This is kind of like Windows Messenger but it having the stalk theme. You can send a stalk with your friends during a chat. You can also attach a friend for those who loved and send it. Because Windows StalkChat had its own account rather than MSN Account, users will have to sign up for StalkChat in order to start chatting

Stool List Windows You includes the new Stool List, where it can list stools inside your computer. But it only works if you have a dial up cable connected to your ass. If your ass is connected with the dial up cable, it will send to Microsoft Servers to send a stool into the stool list. If stool is received, users will got this message:

Stool received. Now putten in the Stools List |OK| But when the stool receiver is failed heres that will it appear:

Error: Stool failed to receive. However you are so crap. Bla bla. |OK| Another one: Error: You have unplugged the cable to ass when we receiving it. Stool receiver failed and aborted. |OK|

Windows Virus Maker Windows You has finally included Windows Virus Maker, a virus maker that lets you to create a virus. You can set up a virus name and you can also choose it to make it start during a computer startup and theres more to do.

Availability on these options:

  • Run Shutdown-s command every 5 minutes of immobile
  • Turn screen black for 2 minutes
  • Display errors after 10 Minutes
  • Run Con/Con/Con after 11 Minutes of immobile

And more!

Internet ExHaler Delta The new Internet Exhaler replicates Internet Explorer but not completely, only the names and icons were replaced. Internet ExHaler includes also new features which is the Catch Filter and more. Internet ExHaler is currently on Delta version, so it might not be available on the next Windows Version or reverted to Internet Explorer.

MS Porn Tube Microsoft has finally created the Porn Tube for Windows You, it lets you to watch XXX videos. Porn Tube is intregated with Porn Downloader, so while watching the video, right click to show the option to download. MS Porn Tube was released before You Tube, but You Tube keeps using that name and however, that name doesnt use the marks "PornTube" or "SexTube" or "TubyPorn"

How to install Windows You[edit]

Windows You can be purchased at the market, this time only at PC World. After purchasing Windows You, insert it to your computer, type WINYOU during the system boot, and then follow the steps on Windows You setup. After it, you got a failure. After getting a failure, type WINYOU again on the computer, follow the steps on Windows You setup. After Windows You have been purchased please wait 25 minutes until Microsoft says that its now ready to use Windows You.

History of Windows You[edit]

In April 2000, Microsoft plans to release Windows Codename Y2k. Y2k was the codename for Windows You. The beta was only sold for Microsoft employees. After testing it, some user complained that they got an unexpected Y2K error bug, when getting an error message "You too" with the OK button for every last 10 hrs. This bug was removed at Windows Codename Y2K-2, before the reset to Windows You.

Some guy has been stumble upon the Windows You history from the beta to final. Heres the history:

  • April 2000: Codename Y2K (First Ed.)
  • May 2000: Codename Y2K-2 released (Second Beta)
  • July 2000: Codename Y2K-3 with the new PeeToPee file share feature
  • June 2000: Codename Y2K-4 released (Last beta to include the name Codename Y2K)
  • August 2000: Windows You Development Preview released (a.k.a Windows Y2K-5)
  • October 2000: Final release of Windows You.

Still not the end of MS-DOS yet[edit]

Windows ME was supposed to be the last MS-DOS operating system but due to the Windows You release, Mirosoft (oh I mean Microsoft) cancelled it and it was the Windows You to be the end of the MS-DOS era. MS-DOS is not yet saying bye bye.

System requirements[edit]

Windows You needs to meet this system requirements in order to install:

  • A 1000% Faster Computer
  • A Intel/AMD processor
  • Bright Display
  • 12 kilo-jerkz


  • Microsoft - Windows User Guide Book, Windows You, October 2000
  • Your momma
  • Uncyclopedia - Windows You (You are already seeing it now)

Logo and wordmark


  • Detect "non-genuine" products
  • Gather user information and credit card numbers
  • Cripple core system components
  • Deploy legal team
  • Launch civil litigation

Estimated time remaining:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.

Installing Windows has never been easiereasy

All you need to do is phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.