Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive206

Smurf-Snork Wars

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Delete	Delete. Wacky War Stories cont. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:01, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ugh! more history-of-the-future, a story about how my play-toys are some day going to kill one another. Spıke Ѧ 10:43 12-May-10 Delete.. This one so stupid that I think we all deserve a medal even just looking at it. At least it happily waves its arms in the first paragraph to let you know that shit is really going to happen further down the page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:39, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Lonnie McRae

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Delete	Delete. Undergoes complete concept failure when the author can't actually build or even describe the subject. Goes off into unfunny tangents. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:51, May 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. So there is a lower rung on the author food chain than a budding sci-fi writer who feels he has to co-opt the Star Trek universe: someone who writes an article to flesh out a minor character from 24. Spıke Ѧ 03:14 15-May-10 Bleh.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 05:59, May 15, 2010 (UTC) Why? Just why? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:04AM 5/15/10
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El Wado

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Delete	More '05-cruft I don't know what you're doing, but you did it wrong.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:17, May 13, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. I have no idea what they're doing at all. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 1:55 5/13/10 Delete. Achieves complete sentences, and nothing more. Spıke Ѧ 18:30 13-May-10 wtf —Pelozurian (talk) 22:37, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
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Dinosarzz!!!1

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Delete	Delete. The Grandpa Simpson quote in the header is a fitting intro to this rambling, uncocused and annoyingly titled article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:13, May 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is more of an Illogicopedia article. I was featured at Illogicopedia, so you have to agree. --SadisticWolf 15:53, May 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The genre is: Make up a creature and then talk (write) extemporaneously about it for fifteen minutes. This earns credit in second grade. The technique of including !!! (and especially !!!1!) in the filename is self-congratulation above usefulness to the reader. Spıke Ѧ 16:31 14-May-10 induce extinction --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 2:36 5/14/10
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Alamo

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Delete	Delete. Though it's a well known topic and it's been around since 2005 it hasn't even gained enough content to be considered wacky war cruft. Perhaps it's best we forget this. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:10, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "Tastes great/less filling" is not developed into a theme but is a throwaway meme. Nothing else is developed into a theme either, such as the possibilities for heroism and its opposite during the siege that was obvious to turn into a massacre, or the City of San Antonio's efforts to turn a dusty, dingy church into a national shrine of something (in close proximity to Hooter's on the Riverwalk). Spıke Ѧ 10:42 12-May-10 Delete.. Unfinished or underdeveloped. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:35, May 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dusty, old, and quite unappealing. Like we'll all be when were in the ground. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:33 5/14/10
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Edit counting

Keep	Keep Zombie was always a great writer, even on his cat days. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:39, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Time to reset this edit count to zero. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:59, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Why does this tie cats in? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:15, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Written Under the Influence. Spıke Ѧ 18:28 11-May-10 Delete.. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:33, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Victor Sopot

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Delete	Delete. This is supposed to be A. about a video game character and B. a parody article. There's no way to tell until you reach the last sentence...maybe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:55, May 11, 2010 (UTC) "Red Faction 2 sucked ass." From the last sentence. It does disclose the two facts the Count mentions. It isn't humor. Spıke Ѧ 18:37 11-May-10 Delete. Unfortunate. I kinda like Red Faction. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:17, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Whatever it is, this is rubbish. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:32, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Mpemba effect

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Delete	Delete. Wibble filled '05-cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:42, May 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What a Tanzanian student was doing when he was supposed to be learning physics, or home ec, or writing coherently. Says it's sporked from Wikipedia, but it's lying; that is, this wibble is truly about nothing. Spıke Ѧ 09:30 13-May-10 Delete. Pretty bad, and it's a wikipedia spork. I'm biased against sporks, can't see the fairness in using them. Al sans chains 17:25 13 5 MMX Delete. Doesn't work. Not sure what was supposed to work here...anyway, to outer darkness go...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:49, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Dr. Von Fungi

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Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny, unimportant and random in bits. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:45, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Mariology (cleaned up a bit after its stay on VFD) is a case study in cleverly force-fitting Mario Brothers into a real-world topic (in that case, theology). This article, by comparison, says nothing and really is about nothing, though it name-drops from the Mario world as though they were memes. Spıke Ѧ 18:34 11-May-10 Delete. Hey guys! Lets combine old guy stereotypes with common Mario terms! What could possibly go wrong? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:20, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Hermetically sealed tripe. Also leads onto the horrendous Mushroom World which should also get a nom here as well. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:31, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Armagetron

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Delete	Delete. Tedious gamercruft. I'm not sure if this needs to go entirely, but you could eliminate 80% of it and still keep all the "quality" bits. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:32, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Version 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.2.8.0.1b. Along with such nonsense numbers, it coaches and nags the reader. Count, about which 20% would you be using the Q-word? I didn't find it. Spıke Ѧ 18:39 11-May-10 Irredeemably Inconsistent Listy too. Starts out with a game about virtual bicycles then devolves into descriptions of guilds. WTF?-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:15, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:51 5/13/10 Delete.. The UnJoy of Lists:Featuring a Clean Shaven Nerd and A Woman Old Enough To Be His Sister. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:23, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Ju-ju man

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Delete	Delete. Equal parts ramble and wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:11, May 11, 2010 (UTC) "everything and nothing all at once. Umm, yeah." Spıke Ѧ 10:09 11-May-10 Delete. Pandering. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:43, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Craptastic. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:20, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Sitok Automatic rifle

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Delete	Delete. Same author as The holy Church-Christ Army of Protest, same time-frame, same problems. Spıke Ѧ 11:34 12-May-10 Weak Delete Better than The holy Church yadda yadda but still not good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:37, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:03 5/13/10 Delete.. It just won't do. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:44, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Claypigeonsite.com

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Delete	Delete. Mostly randumbo. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:15, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Part of the investigation of this article would be to visit the named web site; but, as the article is an undisguised advertisement to do that very thing, and is nothing more (such as: funny), I will not. Spıke Ѧ 11:38 12-May-10 Delete. Shoot it down like a clay pigeon. Aleister sans chains 21:51 12 5 MMX Delete. An insult to clay pigeons everywhere. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:43, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Buffy: Chaos Bleeds

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Delete	Delete. Made largely in 2006 this video game based article struggles for content. Less than half of the sentences in the article are actually about the game. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:04, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 18:21, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The half not actually about the game is about the author's glee that he is writing humor (only, he isn't) or thinking naughty thoughts. Spıke Ѧ 19:03 12-May-10 Delete.. If you are going to write about Buffy's pixelated rear end - at least shove a pic of it on this wretched article. Now I will have to google the reference...damn..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:19, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
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The holy Church-Christ Army of Protest

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Delete	Delete. What the fuck is this mess? Is this another private universe thing like Remington Steelers or HZ corp? --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:56, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Written in 2007, in an alternate state of mind, by one guy, evidently mostly to himself. First-person goofiness and melodrama. Not funny. Spıke Ѧ 11:34 12-May-10 Delete. Unfunny mess. So much red. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:55 12-May-10 Kill. IronLung 21:47, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Circle Jerk

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Delete	EXTERMINATE!  Some people just totally ignore HTBFANJS --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:28, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:48, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No, author understands some of the elements of humor (the simile, relating the article to something real), but the result is just a dumb wank joke and a trite put-down of the Catholic Church. Not that it didn't have it coming. As it were. Spıke Ѧ 23:57 11-May-10 wtf —Pelozurian (talk) 00:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC) A goner. Someone could write an interesting HowTo:Circle Jerk Al des chains 00:14 12 5 mmx bleh -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:08, May 12, 2010 (UTC) Baleet--HELPME's signature exploded, so bear with this one
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Cheese ninja warriors

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Delete	Delete. It's called "Cheese ninja warriors" and it delivers exactly what it promises. Do you need any more reason? --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:16, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Foul to the nose and moldy to the taste. I am not a big cheese eater. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:35, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's horrible. I love cheese but I don't love that. --Zarbag 17:12, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. and move to Illogicopedia. Its a random article as full of holes as swiss cheese. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:24, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Freddy Krueger

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Delete	Delete. In anticipation of the 2010 remake of Nightmare on Elm Street which sort of sucks somebody created this article which also sort of sucks. Surprise twist ending: they both suck. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:02, May 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "25 inch penis"? Not going to work. --Wilytank 23:34, May 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pathetic effort. Delete/abort/dissolve whatever. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:46, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "the dude who wrote the paraghraph above me is COMPLETLY right. I bet they are still in fourth grade, like me.....( im sopposed to be though im only ten o_O )" The true mark of an awful page is when it receives vandalism like the above, and no one can tell. Spıke Ѧ 13:28 11-May-10
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The Greatest Movie Ever

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Delete	Delete. Imagine an article completely the opposite of the title. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:05, May 11, 2010 (UTC) WOAH, BIG SURPRISE! Chuck Norris, Samuel L. Jackson, and your mom star in this movie! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:19, May. 11, 2010 Delete. Spıke Ѧ 10:05 11-May-10 Delete. --Wilytank 12:53, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Australian-American War

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Delete	Delete. More wacky war stories found through Australian Wars category. --Wilytank 16:22, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:29, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - It's always wonderful to see that someone listens to the same radio station on a video game as you. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:08, May. 11, 2010 Delete. More battling caricatures, like the last Australian war nominated here. Spıke Ѧ 10:12 11-May-10
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Sheldon J. Plankton

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Delete	Delete. Yeah, keep adding miscellaneous pop culture figures, maybe it'll stop failing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:22, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Failure.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:27, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Yeah, that's crap. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:16, May. 11, 2010 Smite. Bill Gates, Metallica, and Bin Laden, oh my! --Wilytank 12:57, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
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The Great Duck War

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Delete	Delete. Quacky war stories. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:13, May 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Syndrome asked me on 3-Jan-10 (now archived) about user Hogie506 and his large number of articles on ducks, duck hunting, duck nations, and duck sex. This article is a small piece of a large, interrelated, awful universe. Spıke Ѧ 10:38 9-May-10 Delete.. Who really gives a duck about all of this? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:36, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. Keeps linking (with broken links) to stupid links and stupid redirects (like duckist) that the author forgot to add actual humor. --Wilytank 00:08, May 11, 2010 (UTC) Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:15, May. 11, 2010
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Australio-New Zealdraic War

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Delete	Wacky War Stories! Ha-ha, the French surrender. Will that joke ever get old? --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:05, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. These faux war articles are getting way out of hand. --Wilytank 15:59, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. There is serious hypocrisy and unseriousness in the ideas that lead to many wars. In contrast, these articles merely provide a vaudeville of battling stereotypes: Cricket and sheep-shagging. Apart from knowing anything about war, it's questionable whether the authors know anything about Australians and New Zealanders, even if they are some. Partially mitigated by the fact that no one will ever type the name of this article. Spıke Ѧ 16:13 10-May-10 Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:12, May. 11, 2010
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HowTo:Crusade Successfully

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Delete	Delete. 99% pure listcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:57, May 9, 2010 (UTC) Smite. Another potential title that was executed poorly. --Wilytank 22:56, May 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. I declare a Jihad against this one. Allah Ali Baba! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:40, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Has potential, with a good writer. But this is not a good author.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:25, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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The Great Schodack-Averill Park War

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Delete	Delete. Just more wacky war. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:49, May 10, 2010 (UTC) To be honest no one is really sure what in fact happened. Said war began with an incident of throwing pennies in a classroom. It's not an argument against regional school districts, as public education within a single town can produce the same chaos. But it need not lead to an Uncyclopedia article. Spıke Ѧ 15:03 10-May-10 Delete. --Wilytank 15:59, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:28, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Claude and the Dark Side of the Force

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Delete	Delete. Who the hell is Claude and that the fuck is this going on about? Untouched since late 2006 and it looks it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:35, May 9, 2010 (UTC) Immutable traditions. This I.P.Anon is gifted with words, but the article is first-person vanity or cyberbullying of possible interest to him and one other person. Spıke Ѧ 10:27 9-May-10 Delete.. Another mirthless gem from the past. Really, this site must have been pants in 2006 to allow this one to hang around like a bad smell here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:44, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This perhaps belongs on fanfiction.net. It's interesting to read but a little too surreal for Uncyc. France, fine wine, made up countries, prose as purple as a peacock in a gay-bar, Dan Brown and Star Wars. Strange indeed. --Ozymandiaz 14:46, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Oxbow Lake

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Delete	Delete. This is like regular schoolcruft, but harder to understand.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:40, May 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It looks incomplete and shows signs of second/third/fourth thoughts as the writer changed his mind about what he was trying to say here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:48, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh no! another government school sanctions independent thinking! Yawn. Spıke Ѧ 11:45 10-May-10 Delete. --Wilytank 16:36, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Gordan Freeman/Rivalry

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Delete	Delete. What the fuck. Love,   Delete. A tour-de-force: Listcruft, violence humor (can't call it Slapstick!), and nonsense numbers. Does Gordan Freeman really need a subdirectory? Spıke Ѧ 13:06 10-May-10 Delete. Okay, we get it. You're in love with Gordan Freeman and are trying to do to him what people have already done to Chuck Norris. --Wilytank 13:49, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Damn blipheads. Read a book! --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:03, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Greenday

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Delete	Delete. Pointless disambiguation page. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 11:43, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. If there's evidence that anyone really types "Greenday" and expects something to happen, redirect this to Green Day. Spıke Ѧ 11:48 10-May-10 Delete. That's a damn awful disambiguation page. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:40, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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We Bare All for Stationary

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Delete	Delete. Reads like bandcruft written on a meth binge. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:07, May 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What would happen if all the groupies basking in their reflected glory started writing awful Uncyclopedia articles?! Spıke Ѧ 10:29 9-May-10 Delete. Post-it in the bin. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:38, May 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Extremely generic bandcruft always involves using the term "emo". --Wilytank 11:42, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Giantmutantspideration

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Delete	Delete. Badly formatted and hardly makes sense. It survived VFD in '07, but that doesn't always mean something. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:07, May 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. As this article goes on, it becomes more and more sucky. And it didn't start out that great, either.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 21:01, May 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Disease-cruft (although, as it goes on, it doesn't even hold to that theme). Spıke Ѧ 10:40 9-May-10 Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:36, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Rebelde

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Delete	Delete. No commentcontent. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:02, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This stubby, listy article seems to be about something, but it has no point. Spıke Ѧ 13:12 6-May-10 canceled Author tried to think but nothing happened. Lacks anything relevant to center around. --Wilytank 16:31, May 6, 2010 (UTC) WTF--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 21:12, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Plug-in Plug-out

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Delete	Delete. Quite dumb. Disease cruft. --Wilytank 12:52, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The best-written of this morning's batch; but that doesn't keep it from being extemporaneous rambling about nothing. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 6-May-10 weak delete Just can't hold together till the end. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	The worst case scenario would be that this article would end up being about a sexual innuendo. In which case, I'd send it straight to QVFD --Wilytank 13:38, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Monster Blood

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Delete	Oh No! Monster Blood on your carpet? You may think that after 5 years the stain has set in and the carpet is ruined. Think again! New and improved Uncyclopedia with the power of VFD removed lists, wibble and caked in cruft. The carpet's like new! --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:50, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yes! scrub it until it comes out! Spıke Ѧ 13:09 6-May-10 meh delete I actually thought this could have worked, but it's presented in such a bad way. The dumb lists don't do it any good either. --Wilytank 16:36, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 21:13, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Surbiton Airport

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Delete	Delete. The discussion suggests that this has had run ins with VFD in the past. Though recreated I doubt it's been improved much. This is still unfunny, dry and random in a lot of spots. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:55, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --And the history says that someone is starting over. Author quibbles with RAHB in the discussion page that the article is funny to the locals--i.e., me and my friends (both of whom surely are also skycaps at Surbiton Airport). Spıke Ѧ 11:07 6-May-10 Delete. --Wilytank 12:29, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	2 internets to someone who can find this in the VFD archives, 3 if you can teach me how to use the Search function to actually find something. Spıke Ѧ 11:07 6-May-10 Here you go. As far as the search function goes, try switching to Firefox or Google Chrome; the IE one sucks a bit. If you mean the Uncyclopedia search function you should try just using the search bar if you are having no luck with that, for instance if you wanted VFD archive 1 you would just enter Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive1. Y'all have a good day now. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 11:31, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Thanks! I know the names of the VFD archive pages, but of course didn't know which page this history was on. And I still don't know why typing Surbiton--even in Advanced Search specifying the Uncyclopedia: namespace--returns only the current page. Spıke Ѧ 11:37 6-May-10

Jasper Fforde

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Delete	Delete. '06cruft. Do you know who Jasper Fforde is? Neither did the author of this article, but that's no reason to stop writing it. You can just add random factoids and a tangent about aliens. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:02, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. World-class rambling about nothing. Spıke Ѧ 12:06 4-May-10 Obliterate. Rambosian randumbo. --Wilytank 13:45, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Starving Ethiopians fight for broccolli in the Battle of Jar-Jar Binks, Somalia

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Delete	Delete. Wacky War Stories! --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:20, May 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I'd give it amnesty if it were an UnNews article, but even then it would be pretty fucking stupid. --Wilytank 16:23, May 3, 2010 (UTC) If it were, I'd complain to Zim that it isn't based on news (nor anything else) and it doesn't read like news. Spıke Ѧ 16:42 3-May-10 Delete. It was an UnNews at one point, and Zim gave it a "mercy move"--but instead of into userspace, it went into mainspace! Something about one of the combatants suggests the author has been in our Intensive Care Unit in the past. The operation was not a success. Spıke Ѧ 16:35 3-May-10
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HowTo:Be A Pimpking

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Delete	Delete. Ugh... does your mommy know you're using Uncyclopedia, User:Pirox1234? --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:13, May 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not immature, but not reasonable on humor. --Wilytank 17:59, May 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Whoa, my timeless classic is spawning knock-offs already? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 18:33, May 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ugh.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 20:59, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Ed O'Brien

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Delete	Delete. Unless any Radiohead fans can fix this, I can't see where the article ends and the idiocy begins. --Wilytank 00:03, May 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Substandard and stubby. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:09, 8 May 2010 (UTC) TL:DR--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:24, May 8, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:58, 8 May 2010
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Red Teacup

Keep	Keep. I agree it looks like a pile of nonsense but looks pretty on a page. Not sure these are the best grounds to shred it? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:35, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Keep. What that guy said. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:18, May 7, 2010 (UTC) weak Keep kinda cute. --Wilytank 23:47, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Smite.Awful in a dozen ways. Fails harder than grandma's cesium bedpan. Possible vanity for an in-game character. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:26, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Was there a point? Spıke Ѧ 12:04 2-May-10
Comments	3-2 after a week, Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 18:56, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Mosbology

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Delete	Delete. A textbook example of terminal '05cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:29, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny nonsense; then, lists. Spıke Ѧ 13:03 6-May-10 Delete. And if kittenhuffing is involved in any science category, it definitely is mundane. --Wilytank 15:58, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:10, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
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Christine White

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Delete	Delete. With the exception of a throwaway political joke at the end this is a fairly accurate and not-at-all funny description of the character from The 10th Kingdom, itself an article on the border of VFD nomination. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:43, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. quite boring. --Wilytank 12:43, May 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No, not especially accurate, but not especially funny either. Spıke Ѧ 13:10 6-May-10 Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:20, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Winternet

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Delete	Delete. Abandoned in 2008. I don't see this going anywhere. --Wilytank 13:29, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:32, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Incoherent. Awful. Spıke Ѧ 02:27 5-May-10 Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:23, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Firearms (mod)

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Delete	Delete. Gamecruft of the most weak and generic sort. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:54, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Doesn't know: Firearms, humor, or what he intends to write about. This article's essence is to be a container for listcruft. Spıke Ѧ 02:26 5-May-10 Delete. Popgun! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:29, May 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 13:00, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Warm piss water

Keep	Keep. It didn't seem that bad to me. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:04, 1 May 2010 (UTC) Keep. Per Paizuri. It's the start of a very good page. I'll put in a few minutes on it right now, rights after I go take a warm piss. Aleister sans chains} 20:34 May Day MMX Keep. Per some Al help.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:08, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Keep. As it seems Aleister is working on it, I'd recommend giving it a rewrite or ICU tag for a short time and then see where it's at.--Striker2117 22:27, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Keep Would you do a big smile for me while I piss on your teeth? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:33, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Unless you UK members can call this British humor, this isn't very funny but it is very short. --Wilytank 13:16, April 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Weaves between hatchet-job and trite caricature. Spıke Ѧ 13:42 30-Apr-10 Delete. It's not good enough to be offensive or clever. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:37, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	It seams ok when I wear my dark pants.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:54 (UTC) 5-3 Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:36, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

Warsong Gulch

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Delete	Delete. Go whine on your WoW guild forum. Uncyclopedia does not care about this bullshit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:51, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I don't know WoW. But I know a rant when I read one. Spıke Ѧ 02:17 5-May-10 Delete. Unfunny,dull and clearly, meant for a different wiki. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:03, May 5, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  Not really worth anything worthwhile at all. --Wilytank 12:44, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Space bats

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Delete	Delete. Everything you'd expect from an article called space bats and less. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:59, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Randumbo, listcruft, nonsense numbers, insults the reader, hits all my hot buttons. Spıke Ѧ 02:19 5-May-10 Delete. Lists and also conceit as the writer of this thinks he has written a masterpiece. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:06, May 5, 2010 (UTC) Strike four and this better be out! It's that kind of bat right? --Wilytank 12:35, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Stare Wars

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Delete	Delete. Unfunny and corny. It tries so hard to be funny that when it fails it's actually a bit depressing. If pregnant women read this their babies would catch clinical depression. That's the level of unfunny I'm talking about. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:20, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. The idea of a staring contest war has promise, but this is just no. --Wilytank 15:53, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Profoundly unclever, especially mocking a movie by doing consonant-exchange on people's names. Spıke Ѧ 02:23 5-May-10 Delete. Another Star Wars parody. I would say 'Spike It' in the analogue days of newspaper offices or redeploy as toilet paper.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:26, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Eating too many drugs

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Delete	Delete. Weak concept covered in listcruft and served on a bed of Basmati rice. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:32, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 16:02, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This batch of mostly listcruft is yet another argument against Editing Under the Influence. Spıke Ѧ 02:21 5-May-10 Delete. Not a bad idea and does show some writing skill but falls into that old padding device - lists. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:17, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Bunclody

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Delete	Delete. Irish towncruft and vanity magnet. Spıke Ѧ 21:57 3-May-10 Delete. And for some reason, they put Shane Embury, Mitch Harris, and Barney Greenway (all of Napalm Death) on it when they're based out of Birmingham. Lesser transgressions include hackneyed Ireland stereotypes. --Wilytank 23:59, May 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:27, May 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:16, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	The article would have lived on in obscurity except that author Shamrocktuesday edited Islam, deciding that the link to Allah should go to Bunclody instead. Spıke Ѧ 21:57 3-May-10

Godzillo

Keep	Keep. Stubby but cute. Does the job despite essentially being a short essay to explain an odd photograph. Contains typoes and bad grammar that I'll fix if kept. It gets random toward the end. 23:23 PS--Couldn't wait. Rewrote generally. But it still gets random toward the end. Spıke Ѧ 23:33 27-Apr-10 Strong keep. I like it!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:53 (UTC) meh --Wilytank 23:54, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete.Short and crappy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:18, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Deflate for good. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:45, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	3-2 after one week Kept. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 09:07, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

HowTo:Fail a Test

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Delete	Delete. Let's see if this article fails our test. Which would make it win, I suppose. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 08:01 May 03, 2010 Obliterate. Here's something to dwell upon. This article is about how to fail. But it fails to be entertaining. An article on failing that fails. If two negatives make a positive, that means the article succeeds, which may have been the exact opposite of what the author wanted. --Wilytank 22:40, May 3, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. I watched this article's progres since it was created on April 25, but it's only gotten worse. The barely-literate IP who wrote this is reminiscent of Jupiterfox. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:37, 3 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 09:09, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Hyena blazing

Keep	Keep Isn't this one of the Sacred Texts of Zim Buddhism? Zim worked on it for quite awhile to make it into a sacred text, and I would fear the wrath of the Hyena Gods if it were to be destroyed in the fires of Uncy's furnace. Why not just keep it and move the category name (which, actually, I'll do right now, haste makes hyena waste) Aleister in Chains 21:09 26 4 MMX Keep For the record, I did not write this article. It is awful, but awful in an seemingly-unintended, side-effect sort of way. Bottom line: it's my favorite article, and it stays. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:01, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Deference-Keep per the fact that Zim is important. --Mn-z 05:37, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Are all y'all kidding?!? This is great!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:55 (UTC)
Delete	“This drasty article is nat worth a toord” ~ Jeffrey Chaucer on Hyena blazing pillow talk 19:59, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I will pay a half toord for it and no more!!! --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:01, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Although Zim would not have written an article with such a one-night-stand relationship to English, I concede that he probably intended to develop it into an Uncyclopedia In-Joke, an article enshrined as so bad it's good. But its current state is just bad. It is not endearing Foreigner Pidgin; it's just bad English, perked up with illustrations, then bogged down with templates declaring its special status. Spıke Ѧ 21:26 26-Apr-10 Delete. It's a crapper in current state. Don't believe in nostalgia either or in that case, park in special place where no lights shine. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:44, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	In this sort of situation, should an admin have a "normal" prerogative to cancel a VFD nom? I would say yes, on the grounds that an admin could effectively keep it from being deleted anyway due to our policy of admins not edit-warring each other. --Mn-z 05:37, April 27, 2010 (UTC) I would hope not. I personally deferred to Zim by not nominating it when I saw it referenced in the Category I nominated (below) and saw his "Bat Fuck" fingerprints on it. But it was nominated; and we are thereby asked whether we think it is crap--not whether we think its adopted parent has clout or is deserving. It is crap, without particular charm, and should go; or stop asking our opinion. Spıke Ѧ 18:18 27-Apr-10 I'm not an admin, but I am probably better at Dance Dance Revolution than Zim, so I think I deserve a little deference of my own. pillow talk 18:39, April 27, 2010 (UTC) BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 18:47, April 27, 2010 (UTC) That's true, I did sorta-kinda get deferred to on that one. Possibly because I can complete "Castle In The Sky" on hard. I like to think it makes me look like an awesome breakdancer, even though it actually makes me look like a nerd hopping up and down in place. pillow talk 20:19, April 27, 2010 (UTC) You've also given a few deference keeps yourself if I'm not mistaken. --Mn-z 04:31, April 28, 2010 (UTC) I see your point, however, I follow the theory that anything with significant support should not be deleted (with some exceptions). --Mn-z 18:47, April 27, 2010 (UTC) 4-4 after 1 week, Kept. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 09:22, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Edam

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Delete	Delete. Created in one edit in 2006. Unclever made up word. --Wilytank 00:24, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Edam really is a type of cheese; but straining to say things about it (such as mistaking it for "Eden") is low-quality rambling. Spıke Ѧ 11:56 2-May-10 Delete. Chimpmunks..whales..John Cleese... PURE RANDUMBO!!!--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:33, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's made backwards. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:30, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Happy Feet Fever

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Delete	Delete. Best case scenario this can be merged with Happy Feet, but let's face it, this is not a best case. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:20, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Stubby rambling. Happy Feet isn't much better, but at least it has a concept. Spıke Ѧ 11:59 2-May-10 Delete. Even if the picture is adorable.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:06, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 15:25, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Shplekenfugheimer's Day

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Delete	Delete. Grammatically coherent but completely useless. similar to a ramblin' wizard tale. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:50, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Das ist kaput.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:11, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Was there a point? Spıke Ѧ 12:01 2-May-10 Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 15:25, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
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UnBooks:The UnOfficial Pokédex

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Delete	Delete. It's been a while since I've seen such blatant idiocy. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. I just read through some of that too. Some of it was funny, but most of it was sheer crap.--Striker2117 07:17, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. You could make a more clever article with a big list of Pokemon with humorous descriptions for each. --Wilytank 14:45, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Just the first few paragraphs convinced me, but I managed to read through the whole thing. It was tough.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:02, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment: If I removed the introduction, this might be a bit better. Whether it's still deletable after that is your decision.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:04, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

The Third International

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Delete	Delete. Naming random politicians and old communist leaders is not actually political satire. The title is also broken. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:07, May 1, 2010 (UTC) wtf —Pelozurian (talk) 18:08, 1 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. Purge it for good.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:13, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 11:36, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Console War II (video game)

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Delete	Delete. The war/video game series works with the joke of reformatting historical military or political conflicts as the text log of a strategy game or something similar. It's a hit-or-miss series but I respect it as a preserved Uncyclopedia in-joke. This has nothing to do with anything of the sort. It's just random 1337$p34k without historical context --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:40, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. You're right; it's as unfunny as a pair of bickering sixth-graders. Spıke Ѧ 12:55 1-May-10 Delete. Didn't even get the format right. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:05, 1 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 11:35, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Kings of France

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Delete	Delete. This is a completely factual list of the kings of France, with almost no jokes whatsoever. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:00, 1 May 2010 (UTC) Behead. France Pants.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:21, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 20:25, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Merde! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:09, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Crab People

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Delete	Delete. A South Park one-off joke expanded without direction and ended with a list of random celebrity names. There are older, longer versions but these versions are also pretty crap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:01, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Crap Pepole Spıke Ѧ 14:32 1-May-10 South Park —Pelozurian (talk) 18:07, 1 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. Although, I was still surprised at the absence of any Chuck Norris references... --Matfen 18:53, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Uncyclohexylpiperidine

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Delete	Delete. The article on Uncyclohexylpiperidine is only funny if the reader is on Uncyclohexylpiperidine. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:42, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The statement in the intro that usage of a non-illegal drug taunts the law is merely confusing. Everything else is random drivel. Users who would be amused can't get here because they can't spell it. Spıke Ѧ 13:50 1-May-10 Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:06, 1 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 18:55, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
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BB guns

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Delete	Delete.By the order of the U.F.B.I., and because this article is horrible, this has been put up for its test for survival.--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:42, April 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Grade-school. Spıke Ѧ 10:29 29-Apr-10 Delete. A front pager for Enc.Pathetica. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:46, April 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per above.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:51 (UTC)
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Jat

Keep	Keep It taught me something about Jat. Why don't we just take out the emails (or spam the fuck out of the guy), drop the author a note on his talk page, and put in a couple more funnies. It looks like lots of work and thought went into this page, and we could help the author improve it with our vast knowledge of Indian comedic timing and Jat culture. Aleister the Jat! 13:17 26 4 Keep. Endearing pidgin English. (I presume that the template warning us not to correct him on its usage is part of the joke.) Vandalism throughout, deposited by I.P.Anon on 15-Feb, is now removed. Spıke Ѧ 13:40 26-Apr-10 Delete. Liked the 'telepathy' joke as a language. It's a bit inky-linky right now but some minor changes may make this presentable. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:42, April 29, 2010 (UTC) Keep.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:57 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. What is this, and why does the author include his email in it like 5 times? —Pelozurian (talk) 04:39, 26 April 2010 (UTC) One possibility, as each of the occurrences I found is an invitation to buy his new book, is that it's a joke. Spıke Ѧ 13:25 26-Apr-10
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 07:53, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

Keep	Keep You don't get it, do you Count? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:18, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Explain. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:19, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Keep —Pelozurian (talk) 17:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC) Keep. This is funny in Turkey, apparently. --Mn-z 03:12, April 26, 2010 (UTC) That implies, conversely, that it's unfunny for 98.7% of the rest of the world. Turkey is the Jupiterfox of nations. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:51, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I missed the caption when I looked at this earlier. Spike gives one translation, and we should try to get an accurate translation if "There again?" is not correct. That itself is funny, even without knowing that much about Ataturk (who is the most famous Turk, I believe). I'll put a fix to the caption by enlarging and bolding it. Aleister in Chains 2:14 27 4 MMX Even if we found that the caption was funny (and why), it will never be funny to me. Because I don't speak Turkish. That is why I am on this Uncyclopedia and not the Turkish one, where I would be if I wanted to find a good, Turkish-language Ataturk joke. Spıke Ѧ 12:56 27-Apr-10 The caption would be translated into English here, not stay in Turkish. It may be funny to those who know of Ataturk, to english-speaking turks, to history buffs, etc. I find "there again?" funny as it is, without the total background. Those english speaking people who know the background may find it funnier yet. That's why my keep vote. Aleister in Chains 14:27 27 4 MMX
Delete	Delete. We need something called "How To Be Funny And Not Just a Lone, Uninteresting Image". --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:09, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. (Formerly Comment.) 'Fraid I don't get it either. 01:16 It was not so much sporked from the Turkish Uncyclopedia as it was lifted, with verbatim caption, which as far as I can tell says "There again?" but may also be a Turkish translation of a movie title. Bottom line, if we delete it, it will live on in the Turkish Uncyclopedia where all those giggling Turks can continue to enjoy it. Spıke Ѧ 02:03 27-Apr-10 Delete. I have to agree with SPIKE on this one. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 06:29, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. If people can't understand a supposed piece of humor, how is it useful? --Wilytank 18:36, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Or use for an article about Mr A. Is there one here? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:38, April 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Either kill it, or put that tumbleweed animation in as a warning. 2K12_DAN.VRS 11:29, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
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David Hayter

Keep	Weak KeepI think it just barely works. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:13, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I think it makes sense, and I don't really think it sucks. It is pretty clearly ripping off Guildy - but, endlessly ripping each other off is part of what we do here. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hyperbole (talk • contribs) Keep. Pity restrained my natural inclination to press DELETE. It will pass.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:03, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Keep. --Matfen 17:51, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill You see this? This makes no sense. It sucks. And it isn't all that original. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:47, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete Just plain shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:48, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Just cause it makes sense doesn't mean it's clever. --Wilytank 11:47, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No. Not in mainspace. Spıke Ѧ 01:15 27-Apr-10
Comments	Just to be clear, is everyone aware that David Hayter is the voice actor who plays Solid Snake in all four games? I guess the joke doesn't work that well if you don't know that. pillow talk 17:34, April 27, 2010 (UTC) 4-4 after 6 days, Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:03, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Tales of the Abyss

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Delete	Delete. Shitty article for a good game. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:47, 25 April 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:29, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:22, April 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. If only because I'm in a bad mood and I want to see someone's hard work destroyed. --Wilytank 12:57, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Category:Articles containing unintentional misspellings or grammatical errors and should be left that way because it makes it more better

Keep	Keep. Merge the other, less funny sounding category into this one. --Ozymandiaz 01:09, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep This one be more funnier than the other one which is not funnily named. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:11, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Strong keep! Er; Change/Keep???Disclaimer: I LOVE funny categories that are functional. I think we should keep both as merged into the new: "Category:Articles containing (Un)intentional misspellings or grammatical errors and should be left that way because it makes it more better" because it would encompass both unintentional and intentional articles while also maintaining the funny & providing a new take-off pun based on the "Un" concept rampant at this site.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Apr 2010 ~ 01:28 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. But first scoop out the contents and move them to the duplicate, and more simply named, Category:Articles containing intentional misspellings or grammatical errors. Spıke Ѧ 13:22 26-Apr-10 Upon further review, this is not the mere clerical task I thought it was. Of the two categories, one is for errors designed in, and the other is for poorly written pages that someone wants to preserve as so bad it's good. Personally, I'd still prefer just one category, as the message in either case is not to perform drive-by "improvement" of the page; and I'd prefer that names of categories not crack wise. Spıke Ѧ 16:06 26-Apr-10 Delete. verbosely titled and does the same thing as the somewhat less verbosely titled other category. --Mn-z 15:37, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Contains only Hyena blazing and an UnNews article, and I'm pretty sure that Hyena blazing will be deleted before too long. No need for a category that categorizes one old UnNews. pillow talk 19:57, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Less better. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:02, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete It's empty now, I moved both entrants. Aleister in Chains 21:29 26 4 MMX
Comments	Whatever. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:08, April 26, 2010 (UTC) I've edited the explanatory text of the surviving category to encompass both reasons for listing articles there (deliberate moves by good writers, and deliriously funny creations of bad writers). Spıke Ѧ 22:13 26-Apr-10 I like what you've done here. EXTERMINATE Uncyclopedia does not tolerate humour. --Ozymandiaz 01:09, April 27, 2010 (UTC) The verbosity of this one (I've commented to the UnNews people that even the short one is too long) led me to overlook the difference between "intentional" and "unintentional." No, I do not want humor in category names. I don't want to wade through your chuckles repeatedly at the bottom of every relevant page; I want categories to simply categorize. I don't want humor in the unwatch tab at the top of the page. And I don't want you to argue via the guilt-trip that those on the other side are intolerant or humorless. Spıke Ѧ 12:54 27-Apr-10 Per Spike. Inserting canned humor ("funny" templates and categories) is what a person does when he wants to edit an article, but doesn't want to invest the time in thinking of any original material. --Mn-z 16:31, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Some categories are funny, some are not. Let the unfunny ones be deleted. Some of the categories I've seen on Uncyc are among the funniest thing on it. Saying that you don't want humour in category names is like saying you want Moby Dick without the sea. --Ozymandiaz 16:57, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Your absurd analogy evades our point. Moby Dick could not exist without the sea; categories could exist without verbose, goofy humor; indeed, whether this one will is what we are debating. Spıke Ѧ 18:20 27-Apr-10 Keep the pathetic insults to a minimum please because as anyone will tell you, I am an absolute beast when enraged. Categories could indeed exist without verbose, goofy humour but that would somewhat defeat the point of them, thus making the increasingly drab Uncyclopedia significantly less entertaining. Image how unentertaining Moby Dick would be without the sea. The white wale himself would die of dehydration and Captain Ahab would have to get a hobby stamp collecting. --Ozymandiaz 18:25, April 27, 2010 (UTC) The "point" of categories is--to categorize, to enable access to articles, whose point is to amuse. Spıke Ѧ 18:29 27-Apr-10 Both of you take a step back and relax. Vote for or against, you don't need to tear each other apart or become...enraged...~ 18:57, April 27, 2010 (UTC) You're right of course. Sorry Mordillo. --Ozymandiaz 19:11, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Does it count as tearing Ozymandiaz apart if I merely rip off his pants? pillow talk 20:20, April 27, 2010 (UTC) Oh by all means, do try. --Ozymandiaz 20:37, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Wolfgang Amadeus Puck

Keep	KEEP MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here
Delete	Smite. I think this guy is a chef. But for some reason, the article ties the Sex Pistols in. --Wilytank 20:32, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Tex-Sex Pistols sounded promising but this is a junk pile.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:14, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Never mind the bollocks, what the hell is this about? To quote the photo caption. This is mediocre bandcruft, which we routinely delete. Spıke Ѧ 02:16 27-Apr-10 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:45, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Prof. Matt Keddy

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Delete	Delete. A wibble epic and possible vanity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:19, April 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Nuns' knackers. Hideous. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:53, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "In a moment of epiphany, Keddy emerged claiming he knew where all the secrets of the universe lay - in Dean Neil Smith's belly. He then proceeded to lead a crack team of the world's scientific elite (Elvis Costello, Avril Lavigne, Norman Lamont and Bruce Willis) on an 'Inner Space'-style romp into Dean - Codename: Mission: 'Inner-Smith'. However, Keddy and his science chums were left bitterly disappointed when it turned out that no 'secrets' lay within the four gut-walls of Smith." ZZZZZZ -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:58, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Gifted writing skills used to assemble text of no possible value to any reader. Spıke Ѧ 01:12 27-Apr-10
Comments	Googled "Prof. Matt Keddy" and found nothing indicating that he is notable at all. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:58, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

The Witches of Breastwick

Keep	The opening caption is clever, and the page is well-written in parts and savable. Will work on it later. Nah, takey backy. Al sans chains 16:14 22 4
Delete	Delete. Pretty heavy on the nonsense and random, light on the humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:01, April 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Doesn't mention Oysters. Now, That's What I Call Randumbo Volume 33. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:51, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 13:09, April 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 13:53, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Mutagen

Keep	KEEP MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:47, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Apparently related to the since-deleted headcrabs. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:46, 24 April 2010 (UTC) Delete. When stuck with something to write, go listy. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:19, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Toxic waste. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:30, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Smite. That is one huge suppurating deformity. --Wilytank 12:32, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 17:22, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Mushroom Kingdom News

Keep	KEEP MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:47, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Spectacularly dull. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC) Delete. If I didn't think the author of was probability on the cusp of acquiring their first shaving kit, I would condemn this without further ado. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:17, April 25, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  Droll. Childish. Shit. --Wilytank 02:21, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Bloody hell. That is bad. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:46, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Purple Tentacle

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Delete	What is this I don't even --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 08:35 Apr 24 2010 Kerkill the shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:59, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Seems like another entry for Junior Wibble Wiki. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:12, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:44, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	*Oh noes! Is that a lack of VFD tags I spy? Oh well - doesn't matter anyway: I think the community has made its opinion sufficiently clear. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:44, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Fajita scale

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Delete	Delete. Random IP clusterfuck.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:31, April 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Inept. pillow talk 17:07, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The idea was promising but the writer then pisses all over the page without much sense. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:01, April 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:31, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Dr. Teeth

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Delete	Delete. So random it might have been written by his drummer, Animal. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:54, April 22, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  Horrifying --Wilytank 12:20, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Turd of the week so far. Drivel as far as the eye can read.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:58, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:29, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Duck Husking

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Delete	Delete.the only part that isn't randumbo is plagiarized except for the word "corn" being replaced with "duck". --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:53, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "I'll take the roast duck, with the mango sauce." --Wilytank 15:26, April 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Duckdumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:47, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:27, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Bewildergoose

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Delete	Delete. Only 1 significant edit ever. Nobody's going to touch this no-concept stub. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:00, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Bewilderment --Wilytank 15:59, April 21, 2010 (UTC) Pointless. pillow talk 18:24, April 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Shame really, the writing isn't actually that bad. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 09:02, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Headsnap

Keep	Keep This one seems fine to me. It's in literate English, it has a coherent storyline, and even if it creates a new game it is a full rendition of that game throughout "history" and in present time game situations. Not a bad nor good page, but adequate enough to live in its corner of Uncy. Al sans chains 22:36 15 4 mmx Keep. per my notion below. --Wilytank 16:23, April 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep. A difficult one, just scrapes onto the keep side for me as there are some reasonable jokes in it. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:35, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - Some IP-created weirdness that is, I think, about a card game he made up. pillow talk 18:12, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:57, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Probably should have been made into a HowTo article. --Wilytank 18:12, April 19, 2010 (UTC) A good idea. I'm going to go ahead and move it, and maybe that will add to its survivability. I did add a common but funny gif to the thing too. Aleister in Chains 19:14 19 4 MMX Still only at 3-2 after a week? Kept. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:35, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Heather Graham

Keep	Keep Penis. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:24, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Heather Graham is hot and I want to fuck her. --Roman Dog Bird 02:19, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - The author spends a lot of time telling us that Heather Graham is hot and that he wants to fuck her, but he forgets to say anything funny. pillow talk 18:09, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:23, April 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Stalker Scribbler. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:07, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per Hyperbole. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:13, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Rename to How To Be An Arse-Kissing Stalker And Not Just Stupid. 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:52, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Penguinmaniac

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Delete	Delete. An absolutely useless idea taken to completion, then extrapolated further. It never gets to "funny" or "clever". --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:28, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A cocktail of crap Penguin jokes. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:22, April 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 13:48, April 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:16, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
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moles

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Delete	Delete. ...to be honest, this article is a bit rubbish.. Its UDDER rubbish. And that pun would have worked if this article was about cows. But moles have udders now. A horrible case of forced puns. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:33, April 22, 2010 (UTC) Love. The. Mole. Or. Else. It. Will. Get. You... FACT. Bring it on, moles are no match for a swift hammer. --Wilytank 15:51, April 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:17, 23 April 2010 (UTC) Delete. That's 5 minutes I'll never get back. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:21, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Toucan Sam

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Delete	Delete. Children's (advertising) character does porno, smokes crack. Why does this seem familiar? Oh yeah, it's the same cliché I see on VFD about once a month. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:52, April 19, 2010 (UTC) delete. Template fill-in-the-gaps lame, limping stab at humour. Change the name to Barney the Dinosaur and the jokes would be all the same. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:18, April 21, 2010 (UTC) delete Whoever wrote this article must be an idiot. No. The biggest idiot to ever exist in the world. God himself must hate him. I hope somebody rapes him and throws his ass out on the street for such a shitty article. --The True Freak 7:59, April 21, 2010 Delete. A list, with bells on. Also, this is the fourth vote... Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:57, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	* Fine. Delete it. While you're at it, there's the other shitty page I made.It's just as bad. At the least, they both lasted around a year. I didn't realize exactly the cliché I was making.

Vivian Mercier

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Delete	Delete.This is why I don't click on Special:Random. Also, first time putting stuff on VFD, please don't kill me if I've done something wrong. ~ 12:26, Apr 22, 2010 Delete. You did just fine. This is a worthless article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:35, April 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is exactly the reason my we need Special:Random. --Wilytank 13:43, April 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 20:27, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Heartbreak of Psoriasis

Keep	Eh... There's some clever holding the random together tenuously. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:13, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Keep It picks a topic and for the main part sticks to the topic in literate english. And includes good graphics and captions. Seem adequate, at least. Al en chains 22:41 15 4 mmx Keep. Elephant picture = priceless. 2K12_DAN.VRS 01:53, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Enough sense in here to justify keeping it around. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:29, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - What the fuck?? pillow talk 18:08, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Smite. One look at the elephant picture and my jaw dropped. --Wilytank 20:44, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:29, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

Obviously teal

Keep	Obvious keep Due to the simple style of humour it has going for it, it manages to pull out some chuckles. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:32, April 14, 2010 (UTC) Obvious feature I put some time in on editing, and took out the stub template because this is obviously a complete and well-rounded article and concept. I thought it was only me who saw everything in teal, and I am gratified to discover that it's universal to the race. Al sans chains 23:53 14 4 mmx Obvious Lying Okay, you're a joke account, we get it already. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:29, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Excream Creep. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:17, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Weakish Keep. It has that special something. It is, however, missing everything else. --monika 08:13, April 18, 2010 (UTC) Keep This is a great little article. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:34, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Obvious Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:03, April 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Obvious babble. Spıke Ѧ 21:18 14-Apr-10 Delete. Obvious lack of effort is obvious. 2K12_DAN.VRS 23:47, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Obviously needed to have more. Seriously, if it were more like Mahogany, it'd be a keep. --Wilytank 15:07, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:07, April 20, 2010 (UTC)

Heart attack

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Delete	Delete - Lots of memes, little or no humor. pillow talk 18:06, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:17, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Even the warning that a noob will huff it won't protect it from admins huffing it. --Wilytank 18:13, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 21:02, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Headphone

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Delete	Delete - Written in one edit in 2006, this one is utterly random and going nowhere. pillow talk 18:03, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete I wouldn't normally believe that something as stupid as this could be finished, but seeing as it's unchanged from 2006 and no-one appears to want to contest our votes... I suppose it's sealed, really. 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:39, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 16:01, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete - fourth strike, it's out. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:03, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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List of DC Comics Universes

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Delete	Delete. Here is earth (insert random name), here (insert random DC Comics Character) did (Insert random action) and so on and so on. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:14, April 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:10, 19 April 2010 (UTC) Delete. A sort of good idea but stuffed full of rubbish and the author's own agenda. Why?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:02, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete BE gone mAttlobster. (hello) 20:40, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 20:55, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Ozzy Ostroll

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Delete	Delete. A mess. --Wilytank 22:56, April 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:13, April 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Anyone who likes writing lines like Some believe that Ozzy's extensive use of crack in Tupac's womb mutated the genes of his father, the Geico Caveman deserves to see their works flushed away. Bye-bye. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:04, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 20:59, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Paul Hartley

Keep	Keep per Spike, and I'll put in five minutes on it. Five, not six. Aleister sans chains 23:42 12 4 mmx OK, five minutes put in. Now someone else put in five minutes and it should be done. Actually I know a good picture for this, a gif, and will pop it in. Al, five minutes later Ok, gif on top of page. Now I'm outtttttaaaaaa here. A penny for my thoughts 00:02 13 4 mmx Keep. Didn't take "days," Wilytank, for Aleister to make this amusing to a foreigner. Spıke Ѧ 00:04 13-Apr-10 Keep. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:46, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Choosing a random person and grasping random humor idiocy such as gay and homeless jokes was never a good idea. --Wilytank 22:48, April 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's just slander. 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:49, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Subject isn't a random person but a (locally) famous athlete, and the gay jokes are more about effeminacy. It's not well-written but it's more than just a hatchet job. Don't know the subject enough to say whether it's funny. Spıke Ѧ 23:39 12-Apr-10 According to wikipedia, he's a soccer player (or football in the UK). If there's major change over the next few days, I'll withdraw my vote. But I know very little on the guy to help out. --Wilytank 23:59, April 12, 2010 (UTC) Kept. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:46, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Colin Farrell

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Delete	Delete - nothing but a handful of bad sex jokes. pillow talk 18:00, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dire. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:02, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Very poor work. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 06:04, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Piss. --Wilytank 22:50, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Heartless

Keep	weak keep There are a few good points in it, although may be better off being incorporated into Kingdom Hearts                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 05:16, Apr 16 2010 UTC
Delete	Delete - Some kind of unfunny gamecruft, I think. Two maintenance templates, but zero progress. pillow talk 18:20, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete - Guess leaving it for dead wasn't enough for some people, they need to put as many bullets into it as they can to destroy anything remotely 'gamecruft' like. --Garionepsilon 20:40, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete - Gamecruft by some obsessed fan. 2K12_DAN.VRS 06:01, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:11, April 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 14:49, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Turning Torso

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Delete	Delete. Poorly executed. Seems abandoned since 2007. Ready for demolition? --Wilytank 02:18, April 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:58, 17 April 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:25, April 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:08, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Headingley

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Delete	Delete - Yet another example of someone dropping in for ten minutes to halfheartedly poke fun at his home town. pillow talk 18:15, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Kill It With Fire! - Because I'm a pyro. 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:55, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete.Towncruft (I think) --Wilytank 02:14, April 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Shitecruft. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:09, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Fisher Price

Keep	Keep. Because... --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:57, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Go eat shit fuckers.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 05:09, Apr 16 2010 UTC Keep. Per POTR. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 05:59, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep - it's the heart that beats at the centre of Uncyclopedia. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:42, April 16, 2010 (UTC) quit it --Roman Dog Bird 07:43, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Never - Uncyclopedia wouldn't be the same. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:09, Apr. 16, 2010 Over my dead ape body Knowing Why? I'm not 100% sure this is a joke (99% sure, but not 100), so may as well vote in. My concern is that the page did not have a pee review though, so maybe someone should submit it there. Al a few minutes later 13:36 16 4 mmx
Delete	Delete. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:38, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Wow! I checked the history, and it appears that it has always been a dumb one-liner. Why this wasn't deleted on sight I will never know. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:24, 16 April 2010 (UTC) Because it is, beyond all shadow of a doubt, the absolute pinnacle of all human artistic endeavour thus far? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:42, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. It's a sacred cow pat for the old sweats here. It also acts as a Noob Catcher. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:11, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Obvious keep is obvious. --UU - natter 13:57, Apr 16

Headlines

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Delete	Delete - I didn't add a VFD template to this because Zombiebaron protected it for some reason. Which probably makes this nomination controversial. But, come on, this is fucking stupid. Random typing doesn't get funnier when you encapsulate it in equal signs. pillow talk 18:18, April 15, 2010 (UTC Delete No laughs, not even a weak smile.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 05:22, Apr 16 2010 UTC Delete A good idea, but it wasn't applied the way it ought to have been. Perhaps it could've been styled as a newspaper? Then, we could've put it in... But sadly, it was not to be... 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:59, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - You know an article sucks when a Jay Leno bit with the same name is much funnier. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:23, Apr. 16, 2010
Comments	I've added the tag - but I don't care enough either way to vote. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:44, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Head & Shoulders

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Delete	Delete - 2006 article. Inexplicably, mostly about Nazis. pillow talk 18:01, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Shampoocruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:12, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Its patheticness is head and shoulders above the rest. 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:41, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rinse and dismiss. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:19, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dandruff. --Wilytank 12:46, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Ellen Page

Keep	Keep A page on Page is needed, and this one has stretches where it is good. I felt a laugh emerging several times. It won't take much to fix other large sections of it when the creator actually gets involved in discussing it. So, keep. Al in Chains 00:15 1 4 mmx {{fix}} original author is still working on it. Lets follow our standard procedure and hope against hope that the ip author suddenly realizes how to be funny and not just stupid. --Mn-z 04:43, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Since she didn't have a construction tag on it and doesn't seem to want to talk, I did an edit sweep and likely made it funnier, better, and pic formatted better. I likey! Now I'll see if she reverts and then we can have an edit war in an attempt to save her Page page! Aleister in Chains 20:45 1 4 mmx Keep. Spıke Ѧ 00:27 14-Apr-10
Delete	Delete This was ICU'd and then the tag was removed by the noob as part of a huge chain of tiny, tiny edits to the article. Randumb humour. Ritter Generaloberst CPT PuppyOnTheRadio GUN WotM UotM RotM NotM VFH CM ΥΣΣ Wednesday, 05:07, Mar 31 2010 UTC Delete. Awful concept executed with flashes of brilliance. "She is also probably a lesbian in the way that she is probably an actress." The article's only other conundrum doesn't come off as smoothly. I recently reverted the author on Penis; she ripped out 8 entries in the ponderous list of synonyms I had just pruned and alphabetized, adding "Junior." I'd say put {{ICU}} back on, but it won't do any good. Spıke Ѧ 09:41 31-Mar-10 Rescinded. Aleister is making good progress--In particular, a six-word addition in the intro turns a cheap slap at Page's physical appearance into a brilliant double entendre. Spıke Ѧ 03:31 2-Apr-10 Delete. I don't see it as being able to go anywhere. I laughed very briefly exactly once. Loopygrumpkins 21:32, March 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete 'A page Page is needed'???? Why? No page on here is needed, that's the point of this place. FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU FUCKING ARGGHHHHHHHH - Dumb fucking keep votes ahoy! mAttlobster. (hello) 17:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I don't agree (also Kentuckistan below)--Should we say to the reader, "We tried, but we wrinkled our nose, balled up the paper and threw it into the wastebasket, so here's a red-link for you to look at"? No, we should say, "Here is a pile of crap; now, you could do better?" Spıke Ѧ 03:35 2-Apr-10 Well you're wrong. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:45, April 2, 2010 (UTC) I agree with Spike. Also Al has done some good work there, and with the help of Spike this article is now somewhat less heinous. I still think the concept is... well, missing, but if I came across it now I'd ignore it rather than hate it. If Al is willing to keep tuning it up, I'm happy to rescind my vote and nom.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 09:08, Apr 2 2010 UTC You think about it too much, which ironically makes your voting more erratic. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:38, April 2, 2010 (UTC) Thanks, I'll kick back into it mid-next week, but until then, vacation, YAY! Al de'chain 17:47 2 4 mmx Not erratic - I just reserve the right to change my stance if the circumstances around a decision change. This article was garbage, and I nommed it as I wasn't going to redeem it myself. Al has done substantial work and salvaged it, so I'm happy to keep provided he continues working. He's said he will, so vote is rescinded.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 11:56, Apr 3 2010 UTC It's "erratic" to have Ignorable Policies. Quality writing can overcome any failure of concept or rules violation. Spıke Ѧ 12:02 3-Apr-10 Delete.The erratic-ness of this box has rendered me unable to figure out who's winning, so I'll vote DELETE so this never happens again. 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:47, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	If the original author is still working on it then he should finish it. Perhaps leave comments on the article's page rather than put it in for delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I've helped her along, see my note above I just wrote in Keep Al in Chainsy Three all after a fortnight? Keepalised. --UU - natter 13:49, Apr 16

Headshot

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Delete	Delete - No real concept, but a fair amount of "a sploding." pillow talk 18:04, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Boom! Hedgehog. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:17, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Hedgehogs are not pets!!! pillow talk 21:35, April 15, 2010 (UTC) BOOM! Al en chains 22:43 15 4 mmx Delete. Any real sniper would go for the body shot any day anyway. --Wilytank 23:39, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Let's shut this meme down for good. 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:36, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Colic

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Delete	Delete - a poor effort. pillow talk 17:58, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Yes, real nice job. "People wrote about it." --Wilytank 18:15, April 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete Vague. 2K12_DAN.VRS 05:44, April 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 06:04, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
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