Portal:Science/Pregnancy

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In what is obviously the important news story of the day, Jessica Simpson is showing off her baby bump.

Just one week after announcing her second pregnancy, American recording artist Jessica Simpson is already flaunting her pregnant belly. In a photo posted by herself on twitter, Jessica Simpson is seen posing in a flower bikini. In addition to revealing what Jessica Simpson's pregnant belly looks like, the photo also reveals what Jessica Simpson looks like when photographed with a $50 camera and the clutter currently on her bathroom sink. The picture, taken during Simpson's vacation in Hawaii, is the first photo of Jessica Simpson's second pregnancy, and a quite newsworthy event. (more...}

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Did you know that:

...Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant?
...Coat Hangers are used to fight over-population?
...Pregnancy is a nine month period in a woman's life when she feels compelled to devour people whole, alive, and without chewing. The cause is a natural one, but is usually triggered after Sexual intercourse?

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Featured & Quasi-Featured Pregnancy Articles

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