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Uterus hotwiring is an experimental new technique developed by top reproductive surgeons to allow women who cannot conceive a chance at giving birth. This revolutionary new procedure is not only very expensive, but also not covered by most insurance policies, therefore putting the procedure out of reach of most people. However, this Crackpot Surgeon's Association (CSA)-approved guide will show you how to hotwire a uterus step-by-step using common household appliances and tools.

Before any surgery, most doctors and surgeons will try to work out how they're going to do the surgery, what instruments they will need, whether or not the patient needs extra care, and what type of coffee they will drink before entering the operating room (and sometimes during the operation). (more...)

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Mama Luigi before giving birth to Yoshi.

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Did you know that:

...The chief natural predator of preggos is Preggobear?
...Abortion is a simple, quick, and painless medical procedure in which an unwanted fetus is removed from its mother and discarded, and it has been known to cause an intense, euphoric sensation in women?
...Gay Luigi is a pawn of Satan, gay, has many sexy forms, and as of today, can spray magical pee in people's faces?

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