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The home of all ~~sick abortion jokes, retarded mpreg jokes, and creepy pregnancy erotica~~ pregnancy related articles on Uncyclopedia.

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left|150px Medical science is coming closer to understanding the causes of unpregnancy fetishism, the perverse sexual attraction to nonpregnant women, according to renown Greek psychologist, Dr. Basil Pregnophilos.

"In recent years, the perverse sexual attraction to nonpregnant women has reached epidemic levels. Some in the psychological community are of the opinion that unpregnancy fetishism was widespread, but is only now openly discussed. However, the historical data seems to suggest otherwise. Archaeologists have found erotic images of pregnant women dating back to the upper paleolithic. However, the earliest undisputed depictions of nonpregnant women in a sexualized context don't appear until the Egyptian New Kingdom. We don't find the widespread distribution of nonpregnant erotica until well into the 20th century. (more...)

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A typical image of Edward Elric

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Did you know that:

...This portal is gay for unborn babies?
...Abortion is a simple, quick, and painless medical procedure in which an unwanted fetus is removed from its mother and discarded, and it has been known to cause an intense, euphoric sensation in women?
...Pregnancy is a nine month period in a woman's life when she feels compelled to devour people whole, alive, and without chewing. The cause is a natural one, but is usually triggered after Sexual intercourse?

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