Game:Minesweeper

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“It's freaking impossible!!!”

~ Everybody on Minesweeper

You are a Minesweeper. Your task is to clear this minefield free of landmines. Good luck with that and try not to blow yourself sky high.

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All your data are belong to us.


  • Detect "non-genuine" products
  • Gather user information and credit card numbers
  • Cripple core system components
  • Deploy legal team
  • Launch civil litigation


Estimated time remaining:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.



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