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Category:Economy of the United States
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Pages in category "Economy of the United States"
The following 161 pages are in this category, out of 161 total.
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- UnNews:"Cash for Clunkers" to end, American car makers overjoyed
- UnNews:"Mr. Peanut" speaks in new ad campaign
- UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to boys
- UnNews:Alaskan bridge to nowhere complete
- UnNews:Altria achieves revenge on Reader's Digest
- UnNews:America to have cheaper power
- UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share
- UnNews:Americans adapting to hard times
- UnNews:Approach of Christmas brings increase in advertising
- UnNews:Auto Industry To Receive Massive Bailout
- UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
- UnNews:Bank of America eyes Barclays, Barclays calls police
- UnNews:Bank of America won't lend a hand
- UnNews:Bankman-Fried ordered to drive Pinto
- UnNews:BLM orders stoppage of shale oil mining
- UnNews:BoA demands brokers stop working
- UnNews:Burger King to scrap food after complaints
- UnNews:Bush Proposes 9 Month Energy Plan
- UnNews:Bush vetoes 2009 pullout
- UnNews:Bush vetoes budget, "Takeout bill" returns to Congress
- UnNews:Calvin Klein billboard atom blasts envelope
- UnNews:Car Dealer Announces National Used Car Screening Day
- UnNews:Cash killed; murder weapon a credit card
- UnNews:Chinese creditors approve State of the Union Address
- UnNews:Circuit City employee thwarts terror plot
- UnNews:Citibank huffs America, Americans in good spirits, Iranians pissed
- UnNews:Company cornering the market on 800 numbers
- UnNews:Company that packs transistors onto tiny chips pledges to pack more transistors into same size chips
- UnNews:Congress Debates Porn Industry Bailout
- UnNews:Congress successfully reduces car fuel efficiency standards
- UnNews:Costco to sell marijuana by the bushel
- UnNews:Doctor Who denies the existence of burgers; Americans in famine
- UnNews:Donald Rumsfeld opens pizza parlor
- UnNews:Dow Jones Raised From the Dead, Recession Now Officially Over
- UnNews:Dow Soars 900 Points On Paulson's New Liquidation Policy
- UnNews:Everyone got rolled in the budget deal
- UnNews:Fashion: Abercrombie out, Garbage In!
- UnNews:Fed Announces New Lending Plan
- UnNews:Fed cuts rates 1/86 percentage point; People still broke
- UnNews:Fed Loosens Noose
- UnNews:Federal Reserve burns Vegas casino money in emergency move
- UnNews:Federal Reserve holds interest rates low until chairman pays off loans
- UnNews:Fisher-Price recalls toys caked in radioactive material
- UnNews:Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal
- UnNews:Frozen pizzas manufactured in China recalled by FDA
- UnNews:General Motors Wins Hollywood Contract to Manufacture Blondes
- UnNews:Glow-in-the-dark kittens ready for Christmas
- UnNews:GM Robot to enter cognitive therapy
- UnNews:Greek oracle disgusted at America, years of destruction ahead
- UnNews:H.J Heinz Forced to Relinquish HP Sauce to Hewlett Packard
- UnNews:Halliburton: “Psst! Wanna buy a kidney?”
- UnNews:He shoots, he misses!
- UnNews:Hot free ass porn now taxed by Congress
- UnNews:Housing Crunch Claims Life
- UnNews:HR Director slowly losing it
- UnNews:In response to Chinese construction of world's largest ferris wheel, United States commissions construction of world's largest strip pole
- UnNews:Inspired by the television show "Breaking Bad", thousands of Americans turn to cooking meth to pay bills
- UnNews:J.P. Morgan CEO goes hunting, world's most expensive bear gets killed
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales hopes to cash in on micro-commerce
- UnNews:Jobs' health is a trade secret
- UnNews:Lumberjack - worst job in USA
- UnNews:Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
- UnNews:McDonald's buys Burger King
- UnNews:Midnight cabbage runs capture economic desperation
- UnNews:Mildly obsessive man costs himself a fortune
- UnNews:Moderate Point-Moderate Counterpoint: What do we think of the stimulus package?
- UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy
- UnNews:Mountain may sue area businesses
- UnNews:Nation's Five Year Olds Report Candy Deficit
- UnNews:Neo-Nazis to have pool party and debutante ball
- UnNews:Never say quit!
- UnNews:New financial bubble: cardboard boxes
- UnNews:News that economic crisis was just a "huge joke" fails to go over well
- UnNews:Northworst Airlines admit pilots are jackasses
- UnNews:Numbers are in on US budget "cuts"
- UnNews:Obama announces iPad, Jobs pledges jobs; officials awkwardly switch teleprompters
- UnNews:Obama cancels Christmas
- UnNews:Obama declares a new era of cooperation with China
- UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism
- UnNews:Obama on financial overhaul: "About damn time!"
- UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
- UnNews:Obama promises to squeeze the rich until their pips squeak
- UnNews:Obama proposes legalizing prostitution, pot
- UnNews:Obama proposes monetization of peas to pay off national debt
- UnNews:Obama signs bill allowing organs to be sold on credit, repossessed if payments not made
- UnNews:Obama to speak on green jobs in Utah
- UnNews:Obama touts ice cream bailout success
- UnNews:Office employees discover colleague is actually Satan
- UnNews:Oil Prices Expected to Drop Below Zero By Election Day
- UnNews:Owner of Shell Oil buys Prius, gas prices rise
- UnNews:Paulson encourages banks to generate more bad loans
- UnNews:Pennsylvania city renames itself for cash
- UnNews:Pessimist on Wall Street forgets to turn off oven
- UnNews:Polaroid film packs return to market
- UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified
- UnNews:Popcorn sales rise as Korea War draws closer
- UnNews:Pork farmers pick new slogan
- UnNews:Postage to go up again
- UnNews:Potter gives opinion on Subprime mortgage crisis
- UnNews:President Bush announces new heating cost savings plan
- UnNews:President places price freeze on chocolate commodities
- UnNews:Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts
- UnNews:Price of gasoline driven down by the price of gasoline.
- UnNews:Recession now affecting time itself; one hour lost Sunday
- UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween
- UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
- UnNews:Retail sales unexpectedly drop
- UnNews:Rogue market trader "causes global market crash"
- UnNews:Romer on spending cuts: "Maybe later"
- UnNews:Romer: Inflation is good for America
- UnNews:Ronald McDonald to be featured on new dollar bill
- UnNews:Sales of poop are running thin
- UnNews:Saudis announce they are increasing gas prices
- UnNews:Senator has catchy new name for bonds
- UnNews:Shit That Pisses Me Off:Harley Davidson Financial Services
- UnNews:Six Waltons Have More Wealth Than the Bottom 30 % of Americans
- UnNews:Social Security found to have 310 million tits
- UnNews:Starbucks announces "Fuck America" campaign
- UnNews:Starbucks proceeding with world domination plans using 2 KW-laser
- UnNews:Study finds that half of all alcohol produced, consumed by the dead
- UnNews:Subprime mortgage woes hit Wikipedia, article count drops below 1 million
- UnNews:Suicidal babies cause cough medicine to be withdrawn from shelves
- UnNews:Taco Bell defends its beef
- UnNews:Tame inflation gives Fed "ammo"
- UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
- UnNews:Texas man asks wife to cry rape
- UnNews:Thanks to new loopholes, Gambling now world's largest industry
- UnNews:The Real Economic Problem Revealed
- UnNews:The Stock Market Crashed
- User:TheJumpman01/Obama Threatens to Kill the Recession with a Hacksaw
- UnNews:Thousands storm Gulf Coast for free oil
- UnNews:Thrift Shop Dock Worker Setting Increasingly Weird Stuff Aside for Self
- UnNews:U. S. Treasury revamps dollar bill (again)
- UnNews:U.K. to pick up America's debt as dowry
- UnNews:UK lawmakers critical of Kraft
- User:Un-Hawthorn Peebles/Frontline
- UnNews:UNA finally dumps old dollar
- UnNews:United States government to give $50 billion to India and China "to save time"
- UnNews:US "folding money" is crap
- UnNews:US asks Microsoft exec to gum up tax code
- UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard?
- UnNews:US economic council's new report called "a page-turner"
- UnNews:US House of Representatives approves bail out bill, economic crisis over
- UnNews:US Stimulus not enough
- UnNews:US work places to introduce "nap time"
- UnNews:Virgin Boss in Execution Bid
- UnNews:Vladimir Putin announces ranch venture
- UnNews:Wal-Mart, Dairy Queen Assault Girl Scouts
- UnNews:Wall Street anticipates GEICO/US Army merger
- UnNews:Wall Street Got Drunk!
- UnNews:Welfare time bomb ticking
- UnNews:White House faces foreclosure
- UnNews:Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- UnNews:Woman suffers 28-hour supermarket ordeal
- UnNews:World dumps US Dollar as Standard switches to EU Euro, US Economy Collapses
- UnNews:Wrigley's develops new gum
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