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🔒 Leeds H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. There's a lot of genuinely funny stuff in that mess. I think it needs to be cleaned up, not deleted. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:09, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Now sithee 'ere lad, as t'yorkshireman, I reckon I can prune t'worst of this crap and leave summat half decent behind. It may not be a reet bobby dazzler, but it should be grand enough. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:25, Jul 29
  • Definitely clean up. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:14, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep No way starting again is better. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:36, Jul 31
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  • Delete I have been watching this article for a little while now and have trawled through the history and cannot seem to find a decent version. The rewrite tag had been there for months and nobody came forward to fix it up.--ChiefjusticeDS 20:03, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:36, Jul 31

🔒 Brian Peppers H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Most of that is because it is on the {{AoED}} template, that could be easily removed and has no bearing on the article's lack of funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 02:50, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep It's in dire need of a clean-up, as per Orion Blaster. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:26, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep I agree with the above --ChiefjusticeDS 20:14, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 06:07, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above and to keep track of the pic. --Mn-z 05:14, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Die Starts off terrible and memey - Hippopotamus (more commonly known as Brian Peppers to hide his child porn)... He became a very influential cabana boy in interbellum East Germany, before a ridiculously circuitous sitcom plot involving sex and your mom also caused him to be nominated for the position of Supreme Court Justice. - turns even shittier with lists and a boring recount of how the Wikipedia page was lost. Utter shite best left for ED to play with. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:57, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill per DJ Irreverent. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:05, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. we really don't need an article on a tired internet meme. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:59, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Awful, vandalism magnet of an "article". Plus, per DJI and Gerry. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:03, Jul 27
  • Delete this crap. None of it's funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:43, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bunch of random garbage. A page about how Wikipedia won't put up a page about Brian Peppers would be funnier. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:37, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Kill. Not even the 11-year-olds who find Brian Peppers funny would find this funny. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:19, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Burn Per Gerry. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:52, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete as per DJ --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:41, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • If deleted, merge or redirect to Brain Peppers. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 07:24, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I think that if it's deleted, we should put up a template saying that no editing on this article will be allowed until July 14, 2031, by decree of the cabal. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:36, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I hate this shit too much to expect myself to judge this article correctly. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:25, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Huffed and redirected per Pentium5dot1 MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:34, Jul 31

🔒 2007 H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • As The Woodburninator points out, this page is part of the timeline rebuild project. If you feel strongly about this particular article, why don't you go help out; otherwise, it doesn't really make much sense to delete it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 22:57, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
    • See: Mine and Socky's comment. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:10, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

  • Deleted and moved around the timeline page back to the year. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:44, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Five pillars of Uncyclopedia H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete It doesn't add funny, a horrid collection of redlinks, and it will most likely offend people. Pup t 00:37, 29/07/2009
  • Delete per above. --Docile hippopotamus 06:12, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  • "Uncyclopedia uses what is kinda like sorta the thing with the "neutral Jew-of-Jew", which means we strive for Jews that advocate no single Jew of Jew" |*RaiTei*| (talk)
  • Eh. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:42, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 20:49, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. see Uncyclopedia:Five_pliers. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:38, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. saying "Jew" repeatedly is not a substitute for humor. --Mn-z 15:08, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • 5 red links are not a horrid collection of Red links. Red links are often ok...though these do seem to be stupid. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:46, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
    When POTR nominated it, it had far more than those. MadMax made most of them blue. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:48, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
    So what you are saying is that I need to kill Max for making me look stupid. Thanks! *goes to stalk down Max* Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:18, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
    Given that I'm the one who made the original statement, so I look even stupider, can I kill him a little as well? Pup t 20:47, 29/07/2009
  • Deleterificationed and redirecterised. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:32, Jul 30

Carl Edwards

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🔒 The Great Gig in the Sky H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Ketamine

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  • delete. many, many violations of HTBFANJS. plus, some really weird horse fetish stuff. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete As above. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. I don't think it's that random. It's pointing out that Ketamine, a drug of choice for clubbers, is nicknamed after a cereal. But everyone knows that, and it doesn't have anything clever to say after that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:00, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per Hype. I'm now going to listen to "Kids of the K-Hole" by NOFX. You needed to know that. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:03, Jul 29
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2051

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Kung Fu Panda

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Carlos Tévez

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  • delete. one of the worst intros i've ever read. the rest is not an improvement. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete As random as illogicopedia and as vulgar an <The wiki that must be named>. --Mn-z 16:39, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Probably unredeemable. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:10, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Crap. Crappiest crap I've read in a long time. |*RaiTei*| (talk)
  • Delete. Footycruft. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:07, Jul 29
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Morlocks

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Game theory

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  • Kerkill The original author put it on QVFD, but since other people have editted it over the course of the two and a half years since he created it, I figure it'd be better suited for VFD. Maybe someone is interested in scooping this up? Probably not. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:15, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not worth keeping. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:56, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:55, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
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Calendar of Doubt

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Dick the Clown

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Brian Viglione

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Keep *Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.FlutterFan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 15:18, 23 July 2009
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Brian Peppers/People Brian Peppers has touched

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Dai To

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Survivor

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  • Kerkill Not funny. If one were to remove the lists, the article would have a handful of unfunny paragraphs. Also, I hate Survivor. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:00, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Shite and Fuck Survivor. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:20, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. why is everyone named david being raped? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unfunny, listy crap. My favourite. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:58, Jul 27
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Template:QVFD

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  • Delete I don't think we use this now do we? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:42, Jul 26
  • Kerkill This is amazingly hilarious. Olipro=Comedy God. Or drunk. I forget. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:45, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh wow. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:56, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. How long do you think it took to make this? ;) --RaikonTeikoku 04:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC)RaikonTeikoku
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and while we are at it, should we deleted Category:QVFD since we don't use it? --Mn-z 14:52, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
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Carl "CJ" Johnson

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  • delete. terrible, terrible videogamecruft. slogged through the history for a while; didn't find anything saveable SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete nothing worth saving here, which is a shame as someone could actually have made this article decent.--ChiefjusticeDS 18:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:38, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete This is just so bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:36, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh man, this is listy, random, has that horrible morass of quotes at the start, and is almost painful to read. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:54, Jul 27
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  • Abstain. By the way, can anyone explain why on earth we'd keep Vice City and delete this? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:23, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Yea. Maybe UN:CM might (possibly) know of the game Vice City, but almost certainly not the character? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:09, Jul 26

Virtual credit card

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CSI: Pleasantville

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Hendrick Motorsports

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Carl Barât

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  • delete. one of those articles where you can't even tell what it's about. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. As above, it's incoherent and a chore to read. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:32, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Simply unfunny. Amy Lee 13:35, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't get it. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Do not have a clue what's going on here. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:35, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
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Template:User calendar

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  • Abstain. It's pretty pointless. But it's so, so harmless. It has neither point nor harm. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:58, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Frame bomb

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  • delete. pointless, nonexistant, not funny, only linked from the bomb disambiguation page. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:52, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:54, 17 Jul
  • Delete. Oh no, I've gone crosseyed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:22, Jul 20
  • Delete I demand you delete this article. If you do, I know it was only because I demanded it to be so! mAttlobster. (hello) 19:34, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
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SimShitty

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Naughty boy... Yea, the one we huffed last year was so close to this one I'm just huffing the bugger now. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:51, Jul 23

🔒 Hyrule H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Save it! This article needs a rewrite, though. Make it lok like an article on India. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:09, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. While it does need a little cleansing and rewriting, I don't think it needs to be deleted. There's a good article in there, it just needs to be dug out from the garbage around it. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 18:00, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep, per above. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.FlutterFan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 16:33, 18 July 2009
  • Sigh - while someone obviously needs to take a chainsaw to it, there are actually funny jokes scattered randomly throughout that pile of shit. Best not to delete them, I guess. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:59, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep On one condition. Don't make me rescue this article. I'm too lazy. Dorsalfrog Prime 12:47, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  • keep. i took a machete to it and tried to tie the existing decent content together coherently. i think it stands as a decent article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Looks horrible and needs a radical going over with a blunt instrument. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:48, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:13, Jul 23

Porntober

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Dodecember

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  • delete. terribly random and incoherent. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Deletuary. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:31, 17 Jul
  • Delete. Complete bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:25, Jul 20
  • Oh nah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete' I love the word 'oblong' and I hate to see it spunked in such an unruly and arbritary manner. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:29, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete' It may be me, but isn't this page what the word crap was invented for?--Sog1970 17:08, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
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Buckethead

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  • Delete. Random, crappy bandcrufty rubbish. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:33, Jul 20
  • Delete Listy, shitty, randomy - I hate it mAttlobster. (hello) 17:23, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill I get back from halfway mowing a lawn for... two hours, and I come back to find an unfunny article on VFD. Great. Can't you guys ever give me something nice? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:17, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete It's stupid, not funny.--N4thanl 18:29, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete in spite 'cause a guy named Buckethead in counterstrike called me a faggot and really he was the faggot so yeah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:51, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Great delete reason, or greatest delete reason? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:51, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
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Octembuary

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  • delete. jerry springer and NASA and poop. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Deletuary. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:28, 17 Jul
  • Delete. A random muddle. I wanted to like it because of "secret file Earth is Mars Mars is Earth sssh" but just couldn't. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:29, Jul 20
  • Oh nah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • What? Someone doesn't know the difference between "being funny" and "making things up." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:55, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
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Super Mario Bros. 2

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CSI: MBT

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  • delete. what? is this australian or something? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:47, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Hooray! A spin off of a deleted article, how droll. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:53, 17 Jul
  • Delete. I almost think there's a case to be made for deleting all CSI and GTA articles on sight on general principles. This does suck - what a surprise. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:32, Jul 20
  • Oh nah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:40, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
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Why?:Mudkip ate the food and he go boom!?

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  • Delete. Stoopid random memey thing that missed out on an ICU. Stop it happening. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:21, Jul 20
  • Mudkip goes boom. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:46, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • useless. Midget 09:32, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh nah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Not funny. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:45, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
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Speechless

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  • Comment. I'd have suggested this could go on QVFD as WiP abuse. I'm gonna delete it for that reason. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:37, Jul 20

Moosobyte

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  • delete. this article is poor all-around, and the sentence structure made me sad especially. only linked from the byte disambig page. get rid. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:47, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Ugh. It made my heart sad and my brain, well, it made my brain excited okay? My brain has a long history of stupid reactions. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:55, 17 Jul
  • Delete. A bit of a mess, and not worth sorting out. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:30, Jul 20
  • Oh nah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete wtf? Midget 14:25, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
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KFC Bowl

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  • delete. this might violate every single thing that HTBFANJS says not to do. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:47, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Because it actually made me hungry and lunch isn't for another hour. Plus it sucks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:56, 17 Jul
  • Delete. It... just sucks. --jwallackpc@aol.com 00:56, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Shite. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:29, Jul 20
  • Oh nah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Kama Sutra H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep Put a {{merge}} on em. There are some good lines which need to be carefully merged, and I can't be arsed now. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:56, Jul 6
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. As per MrN9000. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 06:48, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keepish. What MrN said. If anyone actually transplants the decent bits, this vote will change accordingly. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:32, Jul 8
  • I massively hate being fair; but in this small tiny moment of Enghand, the I submit. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:54, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
    • ...what? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:40, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
      • Well everyone else uses completely random reasons like ‘It’ll only come back worse’ or ,’it’s had 5000 edits’ or my favourite, ‘notable’. Anyway, Mrn90210 was moaning I hadn’t reread it after someone had changed it or something, so I did and I changed my vote. I'm afraid of the dark. Especially when I'm in a park. When there's no one else around. Oh I get the shivers. I don't wanna see a ghost, it’s the sight I fear the most, rather have a slice of toast…. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:21, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • JoeNumbers took the liberty of doing a transplanvt, I recommend that the keep votes reconsider their decision. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:20, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Not to offend anyone's sensibilities, but I'm moving this nomination to the top, seeing as the circumstances have changed and the contents of the article have been added to Kamasutra. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:37, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
      • Hmm... I'm not sure on this one I have to admit. I did do a little tidy up on the article myself, and it's a lot better now. To me, it looks like these two articles are different enough that we could keep both. This article is the "less subtle" version, but I think it could improve, and take a different direction to Kamasutra... Though Tis no biggie. Oh, I mean it's huge and everything. Um. Yea... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:46, Jul 16

Can an admin other than me close this one way or the other? Where is Modus when you need him... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:17, Jul 17

  • This is the as exciting as VFD gets. I can barely take the tention... mAttlobster. (hello) 15:22, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
    • This article has been changed since you voted on it. Have you re-read it? No? Why? Um... Is this more exciting? Only joking. Try VFH. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:28, Jul 17
      • I'll delete it if it gets one more delete vote. After all, 80% of it has already been (rather gracefully) merged... --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:51, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

REDIRECTED MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:35, Jul 20

  • And as an addendum, Matt Lobster is banned from VFH for the next half hour. Seriously, man, what the hell. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:23, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Nutter Bomb Biscuit Sandwiches

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GIR (Person)

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A bit of a crap keep but I am aware of this artwork which was really in vogue in the 70s/80s. The Conan films are probably the best popular representation of them. It might therefore just need pix like that for a keep. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:31, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's about a real person. It's not total crap. Needs some pics and this is a lot better than nothing. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:06, Jul 16
  • Keep. After a spot of fixing, I think it's keepable. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:08, Jul 17
  • Keep Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:19, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
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It's about this guy. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:31, Jul 16

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  • Redirect to 0.999... as this is a barely plausible search term for someone inexperienced with the English language ... maybe ... ? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 15:41, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Vice City H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • keep. i was rather charmed by a serious article that looked like it was copied from wikipedia without any jokes at all, making the uninformed reader puzzled as to the existence of vice city. i was fooled, anyway. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:43, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Well if anyone has a reason to delete this please let me know. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:53, Jul 17
  • Keep as per above --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:56, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Strong delete. Come on, now. This is just a description of the game "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City". If I wrote an article called Vvardenfel and then just wrote down everything I could remember about the game Morrowind, would that deserve to stay? This isn't funny - this is like a page out of a bad strategy guide. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:53, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • I still hate this, but I can see where Gerry's coming from. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:57, 17 Jul
  • Uh, so turns out we just kept this a week ago. Thought it looked familiar. Speedy keeping this. Try not to renom it again within the next month and I'll try not to ban anyone. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:04, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Welp, scratch that, seems to have escaped last time on a technicality. Looks like this is heading towards a keep anyway, though... thoughts? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:05, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • Keep. Very short, but honestly, kinda funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:46, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Harmless. --noamshouseparty 18:30, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Not a bad stub. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:53, 17 Jul
  • Keep. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:58, Jul 17
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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Crap keep. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:36, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Are you one of these people who has lots of old food packaging lying around your house? mAttlobster. (hello) 11:28, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Strong keep. Whoever wrote this kind of outsmarted themselves by being too subtle, but this is a joke about the stupidity underlying the collapse of the tech bubble in 2000, and a joking suggestion that the dot com bubble had collapsed in earlier periods of history for the same basic reasons. I thought it was pretty damn clever - especially the "famous examples" section. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:51, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  • bandwagon keep. if hyperbole gets it, then kept it shall be. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
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Kept You saw nothing. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:25, Jul 16

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  • Delete. Awful, awful stuff. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:56, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Would need drastic plastic surgery to get this one up off the table. Probably better to remove this and wait for something a lot better to come along (hopefully!). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:45, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Garbage. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:54, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I really tried to find a reason to vote keep but no. Dam, no article on 2012 eh??? Must be some kinda conspiracy. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:12, Jul 16
  • Delete --Docile hippopotamus 11:25, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Hmm... Interesting one. Can't make up my mind on it. Also, if you level that accusation at it, then you level it at all of Category:War Games as well. Mind you, there's one on there we could do without, I reckon... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:29, Jul 8

1 week, apathy. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • Useless keep. It tickles me. With some cleanup it could be okay. When this gets deleted put a copy in my userspace please. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:13, 9 Jul
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Two wooden legs...best joke. Downhill after that. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:51, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Seems to be more about other civil wars besides the USA one.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:45, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

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