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Anti-Bugs Bunny League
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The Hunchblack of Notre Dame
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- Delete. Note, this about the HunchBLACK of Notre Dame, not to be confused with the HunchBACK of the same cathedral. And Moviecruft courtesy of Crablogger. --Mnb'z 05:19, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- I'm getting tired of voting Delete on all these. I don't see how he could stand to write all these. JackOfSpades (talk) 05:21, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. Vanity virus work and trademark horrible from Crablogger. If he isn't writing vanity cartoon films about himself...you then find this ! --Romartus 06:06, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
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- He was a very strange individual. --Mnb'z 05:23, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. This hurts my brain. Sal Fasano is pretty bad too. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:00, 15 May 2009
- Delete. Its just like Chuck Norris fact spam, except not as funny or original. --Mnb'z 16:51, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- D1337 /me shouts "I'm Rick James bitch!" and slaps random person in the face, in a vain attempt to be funny and hip. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:43, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. He vowed to one day write a Bible. -- Style Guide 18:01, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. (talk) 18:15, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:58, 2 May
- Delete not even close to middle English. I would suggest a blank slate. --Mnb'z 18:01, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:01, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. A rotten stub that needs uprooting. --Romartus 14:58, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:28, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I'm stunned this was even put to a vote. To those in the 'yes' camp: How much did they pay you? --noamshouseparty 17:46, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. The THINKERing I hoped for last time didn't happen. I fail to see any funny in this. --UU - natter 13:43, May 13
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I couldn't find a decent version in the history, though I quit trying after about five. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:58, 2 May
No clear victor. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:42, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Disintegrate. Where is the humor? Saberwolf116 12:17, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. I'm with Saber. --JackOfSpades (talk) 18:41, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- delete. boring. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:26, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- pbbt -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:20, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. This is probably even duller that the wiki original for all I know...ok I checked... IT IS DULLER ! Well done !!--Romartus 20:46, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. That shit would put an insomniac to sleep. The God cracks aside, there is no humour to be found. --noamshouseparty 17:43, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. Where are the jokes, am I right? -- Style Guide 18:27, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
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Conditional Abstain its a parody of Orange county, California. --Mnb'z 17:37, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Wait, what's the condition? --JackOfSpades (talk) 18:41, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- I'm waiting to vote for a while to see if someone has a good reason for keeping the article. --Mnb'z 22:44, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- I found it slightly funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:50, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
No clear victor. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
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Attack of the Killer Potatoes
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- Delete. To sum up this article: "Haha I can call this band gay wow I'm so funny!". –—Hv (talk) 15/05 10:41
- Whoa Heerenveen (Hi, Hv!) summed it up pretty well... or should I say, "gayed" it up pretty well?? Hahahahaha, oh man: I still got it. Le Cejak • <10:55 May 15, 2009>
- delete per above. --Mnb'z 16:34, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- I'm speechless. -- Style Guide 17:59, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- HowTo write the opposite of funny. (talk) 18:16, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
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Return of the Killer Tomatoes
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- Disintegrate. No point now that they're all gone. Saberwolf116 00:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Obliterate. Affirmative. (talk) 02:11, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete although, you probably should place link rotted templates on qvfd for future reference. --Mnb'z 06:14, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
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Pre-emptive delete. Since it's pretty much just redlinks. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:16, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
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Killer Tomato
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- Delete. Unfunny stub. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:26, May 15
- Delete. --Mnb'z 16:54, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.-- Style Guide 18:04, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. Cats are funny. (talk) 18:14, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete WTF. I don't get it. Not funny. Lifty and Shifty 23:14, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
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Polterghost
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- Delete. Unfunny stub. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:21, May 15
- Delete. --Mnb'z 16:53, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. - but gotta mention the writer has half a decent try with this one. -- Style Guide 18:07, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. (talk) 18:15, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Unfunny leftovers. Lifty and Shifty 23:14, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
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Killer Tomatoes Eat France!
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: The Animated Documentary Series
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- Delete moviecruft courtesy Crablogger. I'm being to think he had a movie genealogy fetish too. --Mnb'z 05:39, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. Template:Crablogger|Hamlet|Tom Cruise|Paris Hilton|$2.50 (talk) 05:41, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. This is worse than bindweed. Actually this article isn't bad in itself but I will go with the legal precept 'Guilt By Association With Crabpaste' and have it removed to an unfunny valhalla. --Romartus 06:24, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Disintegrate. Lol bai Saberwolf116 11:50, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 12:45, May 14
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Team Fortress Two
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- Abstain. I guess it is crap but I don't know the game. --Romartus 06:21, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
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Killer Tomatoes Strike Back
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- Disintegrate. Moar Crablogger! Saberwolf116 04:04, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Awesome (talk) 04:35, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete per above, unsavable moviecruft. --Mnb'z 05:34, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. Crabcrapper strikes again. All that effort (?) to produce such uninteresting work. A cure for insomnia may be .--Romartus 06:19, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Oh god. I particularly like the way he came up with a list of viewing figures per episode, in case anyone cared. Jeez. --UU - natter 12:48, May 14
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Mega Man
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- Delete. Have you ever seen anything this terrible? The answer, quite obviously, is "no." -RAHB 19:00, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! I saw Brad Pitt, which is kinda like this, but shorter. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. My roommate is subjecting me to Dora the Explorer right now....so yes. (talk) 19:09, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- ...wow. pillow talk 19:55, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Yuck. Lifty and Shifty 01:31, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete needs more lists. --Mnb'z 05:24, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Horrible and unreadable. Really only for people who reject joined up writing and still walk around in diapers/nappies/cardboard pants. --Romartus 06:13, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
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- What the...I swear it was once acceptable article. How it become this mess? Ace Attacker 03:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- The article may have been decent very early in its lifetime, but I don't feel comfortable reverting anywhere near that far, and I didn't bother to dig through the middle of the history. This is an important topic, so we need to work together here... --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 04:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- I checked several revisions leading all the way back to its creation in 2005. While it was technically "better" at the time, it was still something I would have deleted on sight if it were created nowadays. -RAHB 06:41, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
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Brad Pitt
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- keep. ~ 13:56, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Wiki editors never get any pussy anyway. And I really fail to get that worked up about that site - they exist, they do things differently to us. Good for them, let 'em get on with it. --UU - natter 14:03, May 13
- Keep. --Mnb'z 14:22, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- RAPE RAPE RAPE Oh, I mean Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Ace Attacker 15:48, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Per UU -RAHB 16:20, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete Why in all hell would we want something in the style of that here? It isn't remotely funny. Delete and redirect to Goa Tse as it was before. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
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- I just want to point out that I do get some every now and then. Being married does impose a modicum of stress on the issue. ~ 14:07, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keept -RAHB 16:20, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, you also forgot the VFD tag. So invalid anyways. -RAHB 16:21, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
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Rowan Atkinson
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- Delete Random as hell. Courtesy of Crablogger (with some ip influence.) --Mnb'z 06:26, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Wert? Bin it --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:35, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. As bad as a Mr Bean movie. Or pretty much anything he's been in since Blackadder, come to think of it. --UU - natter 13:55, May 13
- EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. (talk) 18:02, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Crablogger. pillow talk 19:28, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
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- blanket keep on any article with a RadX image in it. i'll rewrite this eventually, it's on my list. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:44, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- How about you copy the images onto a userpage, and we give you a blank slate to work with? (Of course, if you plan on working on the article soon, I'll change my vote to keep). --Mnb'z 04:38, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Only if Gerry really means what he says. JackOfSpades (talk) 23:04, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. And let Gerry do his stuff. --UU - natter 13:49, May 13
- Keep. per future rewriting. --Mnb'z 15:16, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
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Delete I was fixing the formatting mess on the one, then I realized it isn't worth keeping. --Mnb'z 17:13, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
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Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:49, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
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Mister Rogers
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- Keep looks like its still being editing, and its long enough that it might be able to be "purged" into a decent article. And if its deleted, it will just get recreated again. --Mnb'z 14:14, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. - Per Mnbvcxz.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
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- EXTERMINATE! Random and unfunny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Have hated this for a long time. --noamshouseparty 17:32, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- I like the second quote for some reason. But the rest of it? Are you fucking kidding me? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:26, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete This has been a long time coming... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 05:34, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- delete. i had a hard time picking just one line as an example of why this should be delted, but i guess i can go with this: "Mr. Rogers, "AN AGENT OF SATAN"?" SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:40, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. Just realized I hadn't read/voted on this... (talk) 01:23, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Lots of crap, nothing I can see worth keeping it for. Get rid. --UU - natter 13:46, May 13
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
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- Delete Moviecruft courtesy of Crablogger. --Mnb'z 18:20, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete this shit. An article on a notable subject that has nothing to do with that subject is worse than no article at all. pillow talk 19:42, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Fuck it, I'm not even going to look at it. How many more articles does this guy have? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:11, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. above. (talk) 21:38, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. The plot section is good, but it cannot save the article by itself. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project 21:44, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
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- This, like many similar articles, consists primarily of a list of cast members and the "genealogy" of the movie. And the mandatory "this film sucked and grossed either $1.50 or $200,000,000,000,000,000" statement. This one also has a list of bullshit awards the movie won. There is basically no soul to this article, and this type of article spawns more like it. I was hesitant on this one because it was a notable subject, and its not as awful as some other moviecruft. However, if this is ever going to be a good or even decent article, a blank slate would get it this faster than this. --Mnb'z 18:20, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
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Invasion of the Body Squeezers
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- Delete. Bizarre crap. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project 22:03, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:15, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- You obviously don't appreciate the subtle humor. But neither do I. (talk) 04:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete per above. --Mnb'z 05:25, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Stuff like this should be buried in a kindergarten sandpit - along with the writer. Defies the concept of humour in any language. --Romartus 07:26, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
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Delia Ketchum
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Delete. Pretty poor and crudely executed. --Romartus 07:23, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
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Sasuke Uchiha
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- I hate Japan. Well, no, that's not true, but I hate Naruto, and this isn't helping. Anybody who thinks this mindless drivel is funny needs to be........I don't know, forced to watch Mrs. Doubtfire on repeat for a whole week or something. Leave me alone. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:49, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. Agree. (talk) 21:02, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mnb'z 05:25, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. if it had better written and formatted I would have abstained. But it looks horrible and that is enough for me. --Romartus 07:20, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Wow! He's like... a fag! EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:06, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
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Mario and Luigi:Partners in Time
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- You guys are mean :'( (talk) 20:25, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
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Isle of Wight Project
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- Keept -RAHB 02:30, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
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Nemanja Vidić
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- Delete Cos it's pure fucking rubbish, that's why. --noamshouseparty 11:38, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- Lick me --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:07, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- This article was so funny that not only did my sides (literally) split, but I shit my pants as well. Conclusion: Feature it. Now somebody get me a needle and thread and a clean pair of
pantstrousers. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:44, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- there, I nommed it VFH, per your request. :p Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:21, 9 May '09
- EXTERMINATE! Per Roman Dog Bird. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:55, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- Shamwow. Yeah, it should go. (talk) 01:24, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete per above. --Mnb'z 04:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Obliterate. I've only hit random page 3 times today.... JackOfSpades (talk) 03:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep I believe that is a sewer page. I.e. its a "try to keep the crap that is going to be produced anyway in contained out of the way locations" page. --Mnb'z 13:58, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- And that brings us to my point. Why have the crap in a page? It is too random and unfunny, and this is a wiki; everything can be undone, that crap can just be reverted. You know that, you have been here for at least 100 years and you have over 9000 XP moar than me. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:21, 6 May '09
- There is a link to it from the main Gay page. I would be hesitant to get rid of that page, it might annoy a few potential vandals, and it is in an out of the way location. --Mnb'z 15:59, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- annoy a few potential vandals? what are you? People for ethical treatment of vandals?! since when we care for the feelings of vandals? Huh? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 03:28, 7 May '09
- Keep As a useful diversion of vandals and especially cyberbullies away from other useful pages. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:46, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Weak Keep I think it's kind of amusing that we have a system set up that says, "Okay, we know you want to tell us all about how your friends are gay, so we've created this crappy little subpage where you can get all your gay urges out, as long as you don't touch the main article." I don't think it's effective, just that the defeatism is kind of amusing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:33, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Nom and Smite After thinking for a couple of weeks, I can now say What the fuck! Why do we need this page? To absorb the x is gay vandalism? O Rly?! Where is the humour? What is its uncyclopedic value? Just a stupid page filled with names of celebs, nobodies, memes, deities, prophets, a USERNAME template and some users. Also, if you can point out a single funny line from the list, I will close my nomination. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:03, 6 May '09
- EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:16, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Disintegrate and just lock Gay. We protected Jonas Brothers, why not this? Saberwolf116 12:34, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- why protect gay? It only takes 10 seconds and a click of a mouse button to restore everything. Better catch and block vandals and blankers here while we can. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:39, 6 May '09
- I think you're forgetting the sheer frequency it'll occurr. If we don't protect it, it will be overrun by vandals. As in, an edit every 10 seconds.
- why, its currently non protected and everything is just fine. We get like just a couple of vandal edits a day, normally. That doesnt count overrun by vandals or anything :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:53, 6 May '09
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- SUP DAWG I HEARD YOUR FRIENDS ARE GAY SO WE PUT A GAY PAGE IN THE GAY PAGE SO YOU CAN VANDALIZE WHILE YOU VANDALIZE --Xzibit 16:33, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- /Amun urinateth upon thee and hacketh off thy phallus --Karl Sanders 16:43, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep vfd isn't for deleting userspace articles. --Mnb'z 04:39, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- What Syndy was saying is that it is not a Userspace article despite the name. JackOfSpades (talk) 04:56, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- Its still in userspace even if it is not a user's userspace. I would suggest moving to the right location. Its been our policy not to delete stuff in userspace, and we never know when we might delete something that was important. This article isn't hurting anything. --Mnb'z 05:14, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete I know we don't VFD things in the User space, but (1) This hasn't been edited since 2007, and more crucially, (2) this user isn't even registered. No one will miss this. Ever. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:12, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Move to User:Joseph5626/Plastroid. Or you know...don't Do what you will. JackOfSpades (talk) 03:19, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, look at this way: Olipro moved it to the wrong place, and this Joey guy never even noticed. Judging from his last edits (which are from 2007), he doesn't know his way around a wiki. So he probably never found his Plastroid page. And he didn't care. So why should we? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:26, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
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Then who is this? JackOfSpades (talk) 03:17, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- I dunno, but probably not Joesph5626. If he is, we should ban them for sockpuppetry. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:18, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Keep'd. UnValid nomination. Userspace page. This reminds me of the time that the City towed the car in my yard because they decided it'd been abandoned, and just because that story isn't true doesn't mean that it didn't happen. Also:
Keep'd. UnValid nomination. No VFD template. Also:
Comment Syndrome: if you think it's forgotten, ask the guy about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:07, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
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Keep I believe I did a pee review for that one time. It wasn't that bad, I think the article just needs some clean up. --Mnb'z 14:19, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Good quality in places. Needs a cleanup . --noamshouseparty 17:32, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Worthwhile topic. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:48, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
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- EXTERMINATE! Random and unfunny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:52, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- delete It may be an easy topic but still, just kill it and start over on a better foot. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 05:34, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Redirect to the awesome Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated). How do I know it's awesome? 'Cause it's about how fucking awesome ShamWow is. What? Stop staring at me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:43, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Redirect per Modus. --Mnb'z 06:55, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Oh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:27, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- redirect to modus's fucking thing. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:42, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Per above JackOfSpades (talk) 23:05, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Redirect as per above. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project 00:55, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
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ShamWow'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:58, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
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UnBooks:Oscar Wilde's Guide to Being Emo
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- Keep. It's a lot better than what they've done to that fuckin Michael Jackson page. --noamshouseparty 17:32, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
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Redirected, apparently. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:39, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete moviecruft courtesy of Crablogger, and mucked up even more by later authors. --Mnb'z 04:46, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. It won't be missed. JackOfSpades (talk) 04:50, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Swedish ambassadors ? Finnish...if these were later additions they made a piece of fundamental crap just more incoherent and well....pointless. --Romartus 06:09, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
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World War XI 1/2
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- Keep. Everything about this article screams "delete" right in my face. It's random, contains an out-dated internet meme etc. However, I can't bring myself to vote against it. I think I'm going insane. JackOfSpades (talk) 02:29, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:30, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete vfd survivor... from 2005. Hasn't changed much since. --Mnb'z 17:37, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- I LOVE JORDAN ERICKSON00:29, 2 November 2008 (UTC)~ HE IS SO HOT!!!!! - wow. Time-stamped vandalism. Well, this page has certainly been well-maintained, and people give a crap about it... pillow talk 18:39, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- delete. my horniness level is nowhere near 10 out of 5. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:50, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete OMG, that was months ago. I am totally over Jordan Erickson now. --C:\syndrome\_ 18:52, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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Abstain. Pretty crap but why doesn't the writer say Scary Movie is a real horror movie - i.e. don't treat it as a spoof. --Romartus 20:43, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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I'm pretty sure that this is vanity, but I'm an idiot. Seriously! Even if it's not, it's the bad kind of random. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:41, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. Per me. JackOfSpades (talk) 02:45, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. obscure and random. --Mnb'z 05:23, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Outstays its welcome after the first word. --Romartus 06:48, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I always thought he was such a shit secret character. In a way, therefore, this article is a fitting tribute. --UU - natter 13:13, May 5
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I stand corrected. Apparently he was a character in Fester's Quest. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:14, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Original Sub-zero. I still don't think it's good, but if someone feels the need to rewrite this I'll change my vote. JackOfSpades (talk) 04:52, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Actually... I'd like to see this kept. There's something kind of funny about looking up an obscure ancient Roman consul and getting a page clearly written by a ten year old. To me, the humor in this is the mismatch between title and content. It's kind of the same joke as Fisher Price. pillow talk 21:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- yea lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:51, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep per hyperbole Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 03:25, 5 May '09
- Keep per above. --Mnb'z 05:29, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. I think it needs to be changed quite a bit but some elements could be saved. I will have a go as I seem to be stuck in revising Ancient Roman History right now. --Romartus 06:50, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Disintegrate. Yet another IP cruft article that makes me think "what the hell...?". Saberwolf116 17:44, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. This makes my stuff look good. JackOfSpades (talk) 20:29, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
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On a side note, I rather like the failure thing at the top, imma userspace it. Saberwolf116 21:08, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- I believe that was once a template that was deleted. --Mnb'z 05:29, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keept -RAHB 14:00, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:27, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- sycamore. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Not that bad. Better than nothing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:34, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep a bandwagony keep, but I don't like voting delete as a rule when several people want to keep an article. --Mnb'z 05:31, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Well this article does deserve a make over some time but the original isn't a steaming mess on the kitchen floor. --Romartus 06:53, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- Keep It's not a delete article. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:29, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Obliterate. Too much random, not enough funny. --JackOfSpades (talk) 06:15, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Keept -RAHB 14:00, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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Bugs Bunny
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- Delete. This is more or less as bad as they come. pillow talk 21:28, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- What's up, huff? Saberwolf116 21:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- CHUCK NORRIS. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:49, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. It's gone to hell. Unless someone can gut it out and make it way more redeemable, I don't think it can be saved. - Hanyouman 23:13, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Weak Conditional Delete checking the review history, it probably more like it started in hell and stayed there. I wouldn't want this page deleted, but it appears that the "rewrite fairy" isn't coming. --Mnb'z 05:19, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
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Shark Movie
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- Delete moar moviecruft. --Mnb'z 20:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- More of the same bullshit. God. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:28, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- Obliterate. Are Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton in all of these? --JackOfSpades (talk) 22:44, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:27, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete..NRV. --Romartus 09:39, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:30, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Disintegrate. ....... Saberwolf116 17:45, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- We could have saved ourselves so much trouble by just writing a script to undo all of Crablogger's contributions. pillow talk 18:14, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Smite. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 03:28, 5 May '09
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- Delete Moviecruft. Its not as bad as some, and this one does have a tenuous link to reality. But still, it comes across as complete jibberish to anyone who doesn't know that there was a real movie by that title. (And Crablogger wrote it).--Mnb'z 18:07, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- NON! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:55, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:50, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. A 'so what ?' article. Waste of effort by the writer to go this far and come with an unfunny story. Marked E for effort only. --Romartus 14:56, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- D-D-Delete--JackOfSpades (talk) 22:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:30, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
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Jim Ross
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Keep. It's overall shitness is undeniable, but I have a feeling it will be improved before long. And anyone who says OH BAH GAWD! so well surely deserves an article here. --noamshouseparty 10:01, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
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Theodor Herzl
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- Keep. My vote counts for nothin' anyway but if it did, it'd be a keep. --noamshouseparty 09:58, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Strong keep. It has its moments. Could use some cleanup, but it would be a waste to delete it. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project 20:49, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. - Not crap enough, weaker stuff is fine in context here. Seriously the amount annoying legacy building on VFD needs to stop.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:49, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- What do you mean by that? pillow talk 14:21, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
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Abstain. I hate articles that are written in the second person, especially when the title requires said article be written in the 2nd person. However, this one has the feeling like its not quite delete worthy. --Mnb'z 17:09, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Keept -RAHB 04:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
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Naval Academy
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- Kraken Sounds like it was written by a 5 year old. Also was apparently put in ICU in '08 but the author removed the tag then added *sigh* a list --JackOfSpades (talk) 03:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete per above. --Mnb'z 03:42, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 05:16, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete awful ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 05:29, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete Written in "Moviecruft style" (i.e. the style of Slappy Angels), but more ugly and vulgar. I think a blank slate would be better. The "moviecruft format" appears to be quite contagious. --Mnb'z 00:13, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete I saw this some other time and was almost 100% sure I had put it here already. Whatever, needs to go. --JackOfSpades (talk) 03:13, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 03:15, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Per Mnbvcxz ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 05:27, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
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- maybe redirect to Shrek!? --Mnb'z 03:28, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Deleted and redirected -RAHB 05:34, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
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Hines Ward
Suspense Movie
Awesome Words
Drowning Harp Legumes
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- weak keep. It is one of the older articles on the site. 9 March 2005. --Docile hippopotamus 03:22, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
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- Y'know, Awkward Conversation is a better article than awkwardness. We could redirect there. pillow talk 23:41, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- Deleted and redirected to Awkward Conversation. Whoever keeps doing that without putting the VFDc template on, could you start doing it please? -RAHB 23:52, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
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Toybox
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- Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:34, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Yeah. This made me laugh when I was at school not doing work. And then three of my friends read it and laughed. The teacher came over, read it, and told me to quit vandalising Wikipedia... Yeah. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:00, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
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Abstain. This is a candidate for the acid bath but I wonder if the writer responsible can be encouraged to have another go. --Romartus 21:22, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
- short answer: no. mildly longer answer: the original author, Folksong, last edited here in 2006. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:38, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
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The Fox and the Hound
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- Keep. While I will concede it needs some serious clean-up, it has enough good material and potential to keep it alive. It's still conservation week. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project 15:46, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. it was kept earlier on a vote of 6 for, 4 against. It might need a revert (I don't have time to check the article history right now). --Mnb'z 17:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
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Delete. This is relentlessly unfunny - totally and without reservation. --Romartus 15:55, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
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- This would be a pretty brutal soundtrack, however: Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, Geto Boys,
Mastodon, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Anal Cunt, Johann Sebastian Bach, Dethklok, Coach Z, Metallica, Dr. Dre, Judas Priest, John Williams, Chuck D, Woodstock (Huh? From Peanuts? The festival?), White Zombie, Led Zeppelin, The Moody Blues, Ice Cube, Al Jolson, KISS, Barry White, AC/DC, Philip Glass, Rick Astley. That would be the coolest festival lineup ever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:54, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- Replace 50 Cent with D12 or Eminem and Nas, Dethklok with Raekwon and Ghostface Killah, Coach Z with Lupe Fiasco, Metallica with Apocalyptica doing a cover of Enter Sandman, and throw MF Doom in there somewhere. That'd be the most awesome thing ever. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:38, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
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