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User language templates aid multilingual communication by making it easier to contact someone who speaks a certain language. The idea was shamelessly stolen from an inferior site that will remain nameless. To participate, you can add the Lang template to your user page by following these instructions (To make it neater, Make a table for it).

  • Start off with {{Lang|
  • Then add the code for the language you speak or understand, where xx is the Uncyclopedia code for the language (see language list farther down).
  • Next, add a pipe |, then your level of understanding of the language, as follows:
  • 0 if you might be expected to understand the language (e.g. if you often contribute to articles about it), but you actually don't.
  • 1 if you can understand that language well enough to use an article as a source for writings in your own language, but you are unable to significantly contribute to an article in that language.
  • 2 if you can contribute to articles in that language to some extent, but you are not confident in writing in it and therefore you are likely to make many mistakes.
  • 3 if you are confident in writing that language, but often minor errors occur.
  • 4 if you can write articles in that language at the level of an average native speaker.
  • N if you are a native speaker, i.e. if you are use that language in all everyday situations and you have a perfect grasp of it, including colloquialisms. (This means that if you moved from an xx-speaking country to a yy-speaking country at the age of 12, and have never spoke xx language again, you should classify yourself as a native speaker of yy and not of xx, even if you used to speak nothing else as a child. In the case that you moved as an adult, you should decide by yourself, according to your 'feel', and in rare cases you might even have several native languages. If any of these "if-then" nonsense actually applies to you, consider this fact.)
  • A if you speak the language with a thick accent.
  • E if you learned the language in school and never used it again.
  • F if you got an F in the language.
  • G if you want everyone who speaks the language dead.
  • L if you have a lisp that affects how you speak the language.
  • P if you're a profane speaker of the language.
  • X if you only speak the language to seduce speakers of the language.
  • Then finish by adding closing braces: }}
Uncyclopedia:Babel
en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.
du-0This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

To the right you see:

{{Lang|en|N}}

{{Lang|du|0}}

These templates add you to the category associated with your level of understanding, and to the overall category for that language.




Example of all language levels
en-0This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
en-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English.
en-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of English.
en-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
en-4This user speaks English at a near-native level.
en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.
en-AYah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
en-EThis user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.
en-FThis user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
en-GThis user does not speak English and furthermore believes English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of English.
en-LThith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.
en-PThis f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-XThis user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.

Languages[edit]

See Uncyclopedia:Language_Templates to add a new language (but first, see if it exists Here or below).

17 - 1337 (h4X0R)

Category: user 17

  • {{Lang|17|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|17|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|17|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|17|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|17|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|17|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|17|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|17|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|17|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|17|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|17|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|17|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|17|X}} — seductive

ac - African clicks (Ku x!õ ka!x ku ko X!Õ! ka xõ!x ko!)

Category: user ac

  • {{Lang|ac|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ac|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ac|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ac|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ac|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ac|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ac|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ac|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ac|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ac|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ac|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ac|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ac|X}} — seductive

ah - Asshat (Asshat)

Category: user ah

  • {{Lang|ah|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ah|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ah|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ah|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ah|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ah|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ah|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ah|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ah|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ah|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ah|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ah|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ah|X}} — seductive

al - "The Ancient Language" (Cuz some of us actually like Inheritance Cycle)

Category: user al

  • {{Lang|al|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|al|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|al|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|al|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|al|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|al|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|al|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|al|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|al|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|al|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|al|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|al|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|al|X}} — seductive

au - Australian English ('Straylyan Inglish)

Category: user au

  • {{Lang|au|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|au|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|au|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|au|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|au|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|au|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|au|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|au|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|au|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|au|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|au|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|au|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|au|X}} — seductive

ao - AOler (OMG!11!! WTF!!1!)

Category: user ao

  • {{Lang|ao|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ao|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ao|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ao|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ao|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ao|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ao|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ao|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ao|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ao|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ao|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ao|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ao|X}} — seductive

bs - Bullshit (It's all about the bullshit)

Category: user bs

  • {{Lang|bs|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|bs|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|bs|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|bs|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|bs|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|bs|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|bs|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|bs|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|bs|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|bs|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|bs|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|bs|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|bs|X}} — seductive

bl - Blasphemy (God's gonna smite your ass)

Category: user bl

  • {{Lang|bl|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|bl|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|bl|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|bl|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|bl|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|bl|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|bl|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|bl|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|bl|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|bl|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|bl|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|bl|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|bl|X}} — seductive

ca - Canadian English (It's like a language, eh?)

Category: user ca

  • {{Lang|ca|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ca|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ca|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ca|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ca|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ca|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ca|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ca|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ca|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ca|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ca|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ca|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ca|X}} — seductive

cpp - Cplusplus (#include <me> /* as a C++ speaker! */)

Category: user cpp

  • {{Lang|cpp|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|cpp|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|cpp|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|cpp|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|cpp|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|cpp|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|cpp|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|cpp|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|cpp|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|cpp|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|cpp|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|cpp|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|cpp|X}} — seductive

cs - Czech (Třista třicet tři stříbrných stříkaček!)

Category: user cs

  • {{Lang|cs|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|cs|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|cs|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|cs|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|cs|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|cs|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|cs|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|cs|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|cs|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|cs|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|cs|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|cs|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|cs|X}} — seductive

css - CSS (.uncycclass a:visited { color: #FFFFCC; })

Category: user css

  • {{Lang|css|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|css|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|css|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|css|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|css|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|css|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|css|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|css|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|css|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|css|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|css|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|css|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|css|X}} — seductive

da - Danish (Dansk/Danish!)

Category: user da

  • {{Lang|da|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|da|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|da|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|da|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|da|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|da|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|da|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|da|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|da|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|da|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|da|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|da|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|da|X}} — seductive

de - German (Doych)

Category: user de

  • {{Lang|de|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|de|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|de|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|de|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|de|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|de|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|de|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|de|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|de|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|de|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|de|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|de|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|de|X}} — seductive

do - Dolphin (Eeek'kk squeeek kkk'kkkk eek!)

Category: user do

  • {{Lang|do|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|do|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|do|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|do|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|do|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|do|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|do|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|do|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|do|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|do|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|do|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|do|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|do|X}} — seductive

du - Dumbass (Dumbass)

Category: user du

  • {{Lang|du|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|du|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|du|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|du|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|du|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|du|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|du|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|du|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|du|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|du|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|du|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|du|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|du|X}} — seductive

elv - Elvish (do you have pointed ears?)

Category: user elv

  • {{Lang|elv|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|elv|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|elv|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|elv|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|elv|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|elv|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|elv|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|elv|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|elv|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|elv|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|elv|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|elv|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|elv|X}} — seductive

en - English (DO YOU SPEAK IT?!)

Category: user en

  • {{Lang|en|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|en|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|en|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|en|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|en|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|en|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|en|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|en|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|en|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|en|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|en|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|en|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|en|X}} — seductive

enl - English, but Louder (Regular English, but LOUDER and SLOWER)

Category: user enl

  • {{Lang|enl|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|enl|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|enl|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|enl|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|enl|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|enl|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|enl|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|enl|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|enl|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|enl|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|enl|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|enl|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|enl|X}} — seductive

enr - Engrish (Tark rike a Japaneseman)

Category: user enr

  • {{Lang|enr|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|enr|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|enr|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|enr|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|enr|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|enr|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|enr|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|enr|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|enr|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|enr|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|enr|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|enr|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|enr|X}} — seductive

eo - Esperanto (The league of nations lives!)

Category: user eo

  • {{Lang|eo|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|eo|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|eo|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|eo|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|eo|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|eo|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|eo|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|eo|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|eo|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|eo|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|eo|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|eo|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|eo|X}} — seductive

es - Español (¿Se Habla?)

Category: user es

  • {{Lang|es|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|es|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|es|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|es|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|es|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|es|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|es|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|es|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|es|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|es|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|es|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|es|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|es|X}} — seductive

et - Estonian (Estonia? Where?)

Category: user et

  • {{Lang|et|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|et|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|et|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|et|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|et|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|et|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|et|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|et|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|et|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|et|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|et|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|et|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|et|X}} — seductive

fig - Fight (Weapons, fists, and war.)

Category: user fig

  • {{Lang|fig|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|fig|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|fig|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|fig|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|fig|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|fig|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|fig|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|fig|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|fig|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|fig|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|fig|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|fig|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|fig|X}} — seductive

fr - French (Le français.)

Category: user fr

  • {{Lang|fr|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|fr|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|fr|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|fr|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|fr|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|fr|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|fr|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|fr|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|fr|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|fr|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|fr|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|fr|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|fr|X}} — seductive

fh - Fuckhead (Fuckhead)

Category: user fh

  • {{Lang|fh|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|fh|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|fh|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|fh|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|fh|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|fh|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|fh|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|fh|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|fh|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|fh|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|fh|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|fh|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|fh|X}} — seductive

fur - Furry (lol furries!)

Category: user fur

  • {{Lang|fur|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|fur|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|fur|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|fur|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|fur|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|fur|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|fur|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|fur|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|fur|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|fur|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|fur|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|fur|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|fur|X}} — seductive

gb - Gibberish (The Language of Precision)

Category: user gb

  • {{Lang|gb|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|gb|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|gb|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|gb|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|gb|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|gb|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|gb|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|gb|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|gb|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|gb|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|gb|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|gb|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|gb|X}} — seductive

gbs - Galactic Basic Standard (May the Force be with you...)

Category: user gbs

  • {{Lang|gbs|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|gbs|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|gbs|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|gbs|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|gbs|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|gbs|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|gbs|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|gbs|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|gbs|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|gbs|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|gbs|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|gbs|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|gbs|X}} — seductive

gee - Geek (D&D and Computers)

Category: user gee

  • {{Lang|gee|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|gee|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|gee|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|gee|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|gee|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|gee|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|gee|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|gee|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|gee|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|gee|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|gee|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|gee|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|gee|X}} — seductive

grc - Greek (Classic) (I can read that old book in the original language. Yay me.)

Category: user grc

  • {{Lang|grc|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|grc|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|grc|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|grc|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|grc|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|grc|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|grc|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|grc|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|grc|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|grc|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|grc|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|grc|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|grc|X}} — seductive

hr - Croatian (For Croats)

Category: user hr

  • {{Lang|hr|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|hr|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|hr|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|hr|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|hr|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|hr|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|hr|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|hr|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|hr|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|hr|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|hr|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|hr|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|hr|X}} — seductive

ht - HTML (<h1>I am a user of HTML</h1>)

Category: user ht

  • {{Lang|ht|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ht|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ht|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ht|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ht|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ht|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ht|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ht|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ht|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ht|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ht|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ht|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ht|X}} — seductive

il - Igpay Atinlay (Ethay Anguagelay ofay Igspay)

Category: user il

  • {{Lang|il|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|il|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|il|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|il|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|il|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|il|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|il|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|il|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|il|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|il|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|il|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|il|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|il|X}} — seductive

id - Indonesian (1'@m @l4y p30p73)

Category: user id

  • {{Lang|id|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|id|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|id|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|id|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|id|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|id|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|id|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|id|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|id|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|id|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|id|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|id|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|id|X}} — seductive

it - Italian (The language of lovely leaning towers.)

Category: user it

  • {{Lang|it|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|it|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|it|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|it|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|it|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|it|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|it|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|it|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|it|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|it|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|it|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|it|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|it|X}} — seductive

java - Java (public static final transient int a;)

Category: user java

  • {{Lang|java|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|java|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|java|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|java|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|java|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|java|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|java|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|java|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|java|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|java|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|java|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|java|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|java|X}} — seductive

ju - Joual (Du canadien-français pour moé icitte)

Category: user ju

  • {{Lang|ju|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ju|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ju|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ju|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ju|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ju|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ju|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ju|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ju|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ju|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ju|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ju|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ju|X}} — seductive

ja - Japanese (The language with three alphabets)

Category: user ja

  • {{Lang|ja|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ja|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ja|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ja|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ja|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ja|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ja|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ja|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ja|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ja|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ja|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ja|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ja|X}} — seductive

ko - Korean (K'reen)

Category: user ko

  • {{Lang|ko|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ko|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ko|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ko|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ko|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ko|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ko|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ko|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ko|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ko|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ko|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ko|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ko|X}} — seductive

la - Latin (I like my languages like my women. Dead.)

Category: user la

  • {{Lang|la|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|la|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|la|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|la|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|la|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|la|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|la|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|la|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|la|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|la|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|la|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|la|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|la|X}} — seductive

lz - Lesbian (w00t)

Category: user lz

  • {{Lang|lz|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|lz|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|lz|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|lz|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|lz|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|lz|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|lz|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|lz|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|lz|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|lz|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|lz|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|lz|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|lz|X}} — seductive

Ma - Martian (Me is a user ob Martian)

Category: user Ma

  • {{Lang|Ma|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|Ma|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|Ma|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|Ma|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|Ma|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|Ma|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|Ma|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|Ma|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|Ma|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|Ma|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|Ma|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|Ma|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|Ma|X}} — seductive

mor - Morse code (--- ... -.-. .- .-. / .-- .. .-.. -.. . / .-.. .. -.- . ... / - .... .. ...)

Category: user mor

  • {{Lang|mor|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|mor|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|mor|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|mor|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|mor|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|mor|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|mor|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|mor|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|mor|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|mor|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|mor|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|mor|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|mor|X}} — seductive

MW - MediaWiki (I {{{1}}} you)

Category: user MW

  • {{Lang|MW|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|MW|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|MW|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|MW|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|MW|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|MW|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|MW|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|MW|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|MW|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|MW|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|MW|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|MW|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|MW|X}} — seductive

nl - Dutch (Sea German?)

Category: user nl

  • {{Lang|nl|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|nl|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|nl|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|nl|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|nl|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|nl|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|nl|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|nl|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|nl|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|nl|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|nl|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|nl|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|nl|X}} — seductive

nq - Nelly queen (Fabulooouusss!)

Category: user nq

  • {{Lang|nq|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|nq|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|nq|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|nq|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|nq|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|nq|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|nq|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|nq|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|nq|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|nq|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|nq|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|nq|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|nq|X}} — seductive

ns - Newspeak (doubleplusgood duckspeaker)

Category: user ns

  • {{Lang|ns|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ns|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ns|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ns|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ns|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ns|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ns|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ns|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ns|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ns|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ns|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ns|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ns|X}} — seductive

op - Ogopogan (Forked tongue?)

Category: user op

  • {{Lang|op|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|op|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|op|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|op|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|op|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|op|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|op|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|op|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|op|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|op|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|op|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|op|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|op|X}} — seductive

orb - Ouroboros (The whole language is one big loophole.)

Category: user orb

  • {{Lang|orb|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|orb|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|orb|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|orb|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|orb|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|orb|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|orb|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|orb|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|orb|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|orb|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|orb|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|orb|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|orb|X}} — seductive

pe - Plain English (Why be plain?)

Category: user pe

  • {{Lang|pe|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|pe|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|pe|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|pe|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|pe|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|pe|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|pe|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|pe|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|pe|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|pe|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|pe|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|pe|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|pe|X}} — seductive

perl - Perl (use my $Perl_skillz!)

Category: user perl

  • {{Lang|perl|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|perl|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|perl|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|perl|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|perl|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|perl|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|perl|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|perl|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|perl|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|perl|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|perl|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|perl|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|perl|X}} — seductive

php - PHP (I <? PHP!)

Category: user php

  • {{Lang|php|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|php|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|php|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|php|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|php|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|php|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|php|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|php|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|php|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|php|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|php|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|php|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|php|X}} — seductive

Pie - Pie (language) (The languages of Pies, like Latin, German, Estonian and that other one...)

Category: user Pie

  • {{Lang|Pie|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|Pie|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|Pie|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|Pie|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|Pie|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|Pie|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|Pie|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|Pie|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|Pie|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|Pie|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|Pie|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|Pie|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|Pie|X}} — seductive

pika - Pikachu (Pika pika!)

Category: user pika

  • {{Lang|pika|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|pika|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|pika|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|pika|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|pika|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|pika|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|pika|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|pika|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|pika|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|pika|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|pika|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|pika|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|pika|X}} — seductive

pl - Polish (Jagshemash!)

Category: user pl

  • {{Lang|pl|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|pl|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|pl|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|pl|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|pl|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|pl|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|pl|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|pl|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|pl|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|pl|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|pl|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|pl|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|pl|X}} — seductive

pt - Português (Português)

Category: user pt

  • {{Lang|pt|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|pt|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|pt|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|pt|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|pt|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|pt|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|pt|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|pt|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|pt|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|pt|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|pt|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|pt|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|pt|X}} — seductive

quo - Quote ("I am the language Quote.")

Category: user quo

  • {{Lang|quo|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|quo|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|quo|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|quo|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|quo|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|quo|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|quo|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|quo|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|quo|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|quo|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|quo|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|quo|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|quo|X}} — seductive

re - Recondite English (Abstruse, yet eximious; Simple English's nemesis)

Category: user re

  • {{Lang|re|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|re|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|re|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|re|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|re|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|re|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|re|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|re|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|re|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|re|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|re|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|re|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|re|X}} — seductive

rh - Random Humour (I burning your dog!)

Category: user rh

  • {{Lang|rh|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|rh|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|rh|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|rh|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|rh|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|rh|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|rh|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|rh|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|rh|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|rh|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|rh|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|rh|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|rh|X}} — seductive

ru - Ruskie (Stalin owns your Hitler.)

Category: user ru

  • {{Lang|ru|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|ru|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|ru|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|ru|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|ru|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|ru|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|ru|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|ru|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|ru|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|ru|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|ru|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|ru|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|ru|X}} — seductive

sa - Sarcasm (Yeah, sure it's a real language.)

Category: user sa

  • {{Lang|sa|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|sa|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|sa|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|sa|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|sa|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|sa|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|sa|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|sa|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|sa|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|sa|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|sa|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|sa|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|sa|X}} — seductive

sc - Scrabble (Yes, some Uncyclopedians have a life!)

Category: user sc

  • {{Lang|sc|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|sc|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|sc|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|sc|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|sc|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|sc|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|sc|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|sc|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|sc|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|sc|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|sc|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|sc|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|sc|X}} — seductive

se - Simple English (Rarely spoken in these parts)

Category: user se

  • {{Lang|se|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|se|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|se|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|se|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|se|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|se|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|se|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|se|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|se|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|se|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|se|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|se|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|se|X}} — seductive

sl - sign language (Actions speaking louder than words.)

Category: user sl

  • {{Lang|sl|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|sl|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|sl|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|sl|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|sl|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|sl|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|sl|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|sl|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|sl|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|sl|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|sl|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|sl|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|sl|X}} — seductive

sp - Spanglish (¿You hablas Spanglish, pendejo?)

Category: user sp

  • {{Lang|sp|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|sp|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|sp|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|sp|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|sp|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|sp|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|sp|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|sp|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|sp|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|sp|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|sp|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|sp|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|sp|X}} — seductive

sql - SQL (select few from nerdland)

Category: user sql

  • {{Lang|sql|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|sql|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|sql|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|sql|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|sql|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|sql|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|sql|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|sql|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|sql|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|sql|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|sql|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|sql|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|sql|X}} — seductive

us - American English (If you're not with us, you're with the tourists!)

Category: user us

  • {{Lang|us|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|us|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|us|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|us|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|us|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|us|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|us|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|us|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|us|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|us|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|us|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|us|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|us|X}} — seductive

tlh - Klingon (Qapla'! DaH tlhIngan Hol wIqIpe'DIya Dalegh.)

Category: user tlh

  • {{Lang|tlh|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|tlh|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|tlh|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|tlh|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|tlh|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|tlh|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|tlh|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|tlh|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|tlh|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|tlh|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|tlh|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|tlh|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|tlh|X}} — seductive

tx - Texan (Bigger than Alaska, Y'know?)

Category: user tx

  • {{Lang|tx|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|tx|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|tx|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|tx|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|tx|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|tx|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|tx|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|tx|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|tx|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|tx|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|tx|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|tx|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|tx|X}} — seductive

uk - Correct English (Jolly good, wot?)

Category: user uk

  • {{Lang|uk|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|uk|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|uk|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|uk|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|uk|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|uk|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|uk|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|uk|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|uk|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|uk|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|uk|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|uk|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|uk|X}} — seductive

vi - Vietnamese (... Nguyen?)

Category: user vi

  • {{Lang|vi|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|vi|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|vi|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|vi|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|vi|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|vi|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|vi|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|vi|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|vi|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|vi|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|vi|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|vi|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|vi|X}} — seductive

vg - Vogon (The third best poetry in the Galaxy!)

Category: user vg

  • {{Lang|vg|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|vg|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|vg|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|vg|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|vg|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|vg|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|vg|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|vg|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|vg|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|vg|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|vg|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|vg|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|vg|X}} — seductive

vl - Valley girl (The 80's were like, so bitchin! Totally...)

Category: user vl

  • {{Lang|vl|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|vl|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|vl|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|vl|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|vl|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|vl|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|vl|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|vl|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|vl|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|vl|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|vl|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|vl|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|vl|X}} — seductive

vls - Wes-Vlams ('t Ka mi gin kloaten skiln wuk daj skrift)

Category: user vls

  • {{Lang|vls|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|vls|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|vls|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|vls|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|vls|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|vls|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|vls|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|vls|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|vls|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|vls|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|vls|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|vls|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|vls|X}} — seductive

wr - Write-only (The language that cannot be read, only written.)

Category: user wr

  • {{Lang|wr|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|wr|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|wr|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|wr|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|wr|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|wr|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|wr|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|wr|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|wr|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|wr|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|wr|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|wr|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|wr|X}} — seductive

yt - YTMNDer (I'm the man now, dog)

Category: user yt

  • {{Lang|yt|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|yt|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|yt|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|yt|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|yt|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|yt|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|yt|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|yt|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|yt|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|yt|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|yt|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|yt|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|yt|X}} — seductive

zh - Chinese (No !@#$%^ alphabet!)

Category: user zh

  • {{Lang|zh|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|zh|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|zh|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|zh|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|zh|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|zh|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|zh|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|zh|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|zh|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|zh|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|zh|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|zh|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|zh|X}} — seductive

vb - Visual Basic (Dim YOU as n00b)

Category: user vb

  • {{Lang|vb|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|vb|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|vb|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|vb|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|vb|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|vb|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|vb|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|vb|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|vb|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|vb|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|vb|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|vb|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|vb|X}} — seductive

8.3 - MS-DOS FILENA~1 (Bad command or filename)

Category: user 8.3

  • {{Lang|8.3|0}} — do not understand
  • {{Lang|8.3|1}} — basic
  • {{Lang|8.3|2}} — intermediate
  • {{Lang|8.3|3}} — advanced
  • {{Lang|8.3|4}} — near native
  • {{Lang|8.3|N}} — native
  • {{Lang|8.3|A}} — accent
  • {{Lang|8.3|E}} — educated
  • {{Lang|8.3|F}} — failed
  • {{Lang|8.3|G}} — genocidal
  • {{Lang|8.3|L}} — lisp
  • {{Lang|8.3|P}} — profane
  • {{Lang|8.3|X}} — seductive


Special Languages[edit]

If you have a suggestion (like one you've made for your own use) for a new one-of nonstandard language template, mention it on the talk page section, providing an example in raw code. If there are enough people interested in using it, it can be made into a template and added here. See Uncyclopedia:Userboxes for nonsensical languages.

No language (How'd you get here?)[edit]

Category: User NoLang

ow - Oscar Wilde (The man with the quotes)[edit]

Category: User OW

yi - Yiddish (Oy, ya gotta kvell)[edit]

Category: User yi

Other Status Templates[edit]

If you have a suggestion (like one you've made for your own use) for a new status/nationality template, mention it on the talk page section, providing an example in raw code. If there are enough people interested in using it, it can be made into a template and added here.

Nationality/Species[edit]

Power Status[edit]

Teams[edit]

Equipment Status[edit]

  • {{Guitarist}} — Likes groupies, and rehearsal.
  • {{Bassist}} — Likes groupies, not rehearsal.
  • {{MacUser}} — Likes to pay more for less


You can also see a crapload of other templates at the talk page.

Make a table for it[edit]

Make your language template neater! This requires you to have moderate experiance with Proper Wiki Formatting, so ha!

  1. Place the '''{{Babel}}''' template at the top
  2. Enter a new line, place a pipe then dash, then hit Enter
  3. Place a pipe, then your language template
  4. Repeat steps 2-4 until finished
  5. When done,place the closing tag for a table "|}" ,and you're done! Below is an example,and the result is shown to the right:
Uncyclopedia:Babel
en-0This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
es-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
17-XThis user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
cpp-LThith uther thpeakth C++ with a really thexy lithp.

{{babel}}
|-
|{{lang|en|0}}
|-
|{{lang|es|1}}
|-
|{{lang|17|X}}
|-
|{{lang|cpp|L}}
|}

See Also[edit]