Category:User us

Users that speak American English.

• 0 User does not understand this language so, like, take off eh?
• 1 User has basic understanding of this language. Most likely ate at a McDonalds once, but no more than twice.
• 2 User has intermediate understanding of this language, just enough to understand key phrases like "weapons of mass destruction".
• 3 User has advanced understanding of this language. May even be able to translate it into English.
• 4 User has near-native understanding of this language and treats Americans as neighbors, not neighbours.
• N User is a native speaker of this language. I'm a Texas girl, just like George W. Bush.
• A User slurs this tongue like a cowboy rightly should.
• E User learned this language in school and never used it since. This is impossible because foreign schools deny the existence of the United States.
• F User failed this language in school and never used it since. This is possible because foreign schools deny the existence of the United States.
• G User wants to remove this language from existence and therefore is a communist.
• L User has a lisp that affects how they speak this language. If a valley girl, may have been gagged with a spoon. Totally!
• P User is a profane speaker of this language. Bronx cheer? Got your Bronx cheer right here, meester!
• X User only speaks this language enough to seduce native speakers of this language as mail-order brides.

This category is part of the Uncyclopedia Babel Project. See also User tx and User vl