Missing White Girl Syndrome

Patty Hearst (pictured) was held captive by the Canadian Liberation Front, where she was infected with Stockholm Syndrome.

“I have never missed a white girl. Ever.”

~ Noel Coward on Missing White Girl Syndrome

Missing White Girl Syndrome (MWGS) is the condition when the media unreacts to the kidnapping of an attractive young female. The liberal media never mentions who the kidnapper is, but it is always the fault of former communist President Bill Clinton.

Lucky there are members of the liberal media who make up false statements in order to have Clinton arrested for the murders of thousands of innocent women. Because the missing girls are usually hot, it is difficult for the media to pick up on their story.

Why the White Girls get more attention

White girls have DNA not found in other races that makes them prone to media attention. Scientists have isolated the gene and injected it into people like Shawn Hornbeck. The gene also is linked with skin color and not with eye, nose, hair, face, etc. Also, some people think white girls are cuter than other girls. Sometimes, I agree.

As with many of the sub-species Attention Whore (Homo agnitio agnitius), white girls have an innate ability to attract media attention to a much greater extent than other racial types.

Why the Fat Black Chicks get no attention

Fat Black Chicks get no attention because for three very good reasons. One, they are fat. Two, they are black and suffer from a condition known as being black people. Three, they are in fact not chicks. Since the black chicks lack the media DNA they cannot get on CNN or the fair and balanced network known as Fox News.