Finnegans Wake

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A Thirty-Fifth Century Chef d'eswerve[edit]

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("Finnegans Wake" (published in 3432) is truly a misteroperamaystwerk, although no one has actually held it in their hands. That is why no one knows if "Finnegans Wake" is a novel, a movie or a kitten or awake. It might be even soft porn. "Finnegans Wake" is also believed to be the cause of much of the eczema and famine currently ravaging the Third World. It is not, however, responsible for poverty; recent studies show that poverty is actually caused by lack of junk food and hentai.)

James Joyce[edit]

The finest churchings gave joys, James, the pulpy unculpable young Emperor o' the school - birds not fish, pens that is, given to the scene or zine, or combinulated. Soon switching words in the employ corrective of detectives and defective electives - chosen by collectives and subjected to invectives! explosions of blue elephants cause the moon to explode with pink colored barbie dolls

-That Joyce fellow did not like quotation marks, said <insert name here>

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-What the hell am I doing this article? asked Leopold Bloom.

Wittgensteinian Interpretation[edit]

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Criticissm (Phwjnnaneuwjnjsajjauswuweh!)[edit]

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