Gulf War II (video game)

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This article is about chaos and disorder in the Persian Gulf, from 2003 onwards. For information about chaos and disorder in the Gulf of Mexico, please see Hurricane Katrina.

War: ICOUnited States of America.pngICOUnited Kingdom.pngICOPoland.pngICOKurdistan.png vs. ICOIraq.png

Al Sadr pauses briefly from the game to shout obscenities at his opponents.

*Welcome to #Iraq!*


*USA has entered the game*

USA: saddam you fukin hax, u got wmdz

SadDam_da_MAN: hav i fuk

SadDam_da_MAN: rtfm, u fukkin n00b

SadDam_da_MAN: if i had em id’ve used em on u

USA: bullshit you got sum

USA: i know, i sold em 2 u b4

Tony_UK: haha, rumbled. go USA

SadDam_da_MAN: i used em all on kurdish_guy in teh last game

SadDam_da_MAN: i havnt got n e more

USA: ok, just give me sum oil then

SadDam_da_MAN: yea right

SadDam_da_MAN: u tried that shyt b4

*Insp3ct0r_Hans has entered the game*

Insp3ct0r_Hans: sup evry1

Tony_UK: hi hans

Insp3ct0r_Hans: wutz happenin

USA: saddam reckons he aint got no wmdz left

USA: and my names micky mouse

SadDam_da_MAN: fuk off

SadDam_da_MAN: hans look at my inventory

SadDam_da_MAN: tell this dumshyt wat i got

SadDam_da_MAN: go on

Insp3ct0r_Hans: I cant see n e thing

USA: bullshit

USA: look closer

Insp3ct0r_Hans: dude, theres nothing here

Insp3ct0r_Hans: xcept sand

USA: bullshit hes hiding them

Insp3ct0r_Hans: seriously dude

SadDam_da_MAN:LOL

USA:saddam, stfu

USA:lyin shit

SadDam_da_MAN: right hans, get out

Insp3ct0r_Hans: fine, whateva

Insp3ct0r_Hans: u guys r ghey ne way

*Insp3ct0r_Hans has left the game*

SadDam_da_MAN: who looks like a rite dick USA?

Tony_UK: stfu saddam hes right

SadDam_da_MAN: ooh sorry

SadDam_da_MAN: didn’t mean to upset ur boyfriend,LOL

*King_Kofi has entered the game*

King_Kofi: USA leave him alone

SadDam_da_MAN: hahaha

King_Kofi: STFU saddam, no 1 likes u either

King_Kofi: but u will b alright if u don’t fuck with ne1

USA: OMG, kofi who made u GM

King_Kofi: um, every 1 actually

King_Kofi: we took a vote, remember dumshit?

USA: fuck u, i don’t care

*USA has put King_Kofi on ‘Ignore’*

USA: yo blair you with me

Tony_UK: wateva u say, USA

Tony_UK: hey germany u with us?

schroeda': ur nuts

schroeda': me n jacques will sit this 1 out

jacques_napoleon: hes right

Pootyboy: n dont say we didn't warn ya!

USA: pussys

Tony_UK: haha

*USA has attacked SadDam_da_MAN!*

SadDam_da_MAN: wtf, that armors too strng 4 roadside bombs

SadDam_da_MAN:WTF!!?

SadDam_da_MAN: u fukkin h4xx0r

*Tony_UK has attacked SadDam_da_MAN!*

SadDam_da_MAN: omg u fuckin a$$holes

USA: lol, got ur airport u lamerz

*baghdad_bob is no longer idle*

baghdad_bob: bullshit

baghdad_bob: u aint in the airport

baghdad_bob: we still got it

baghdad_bob: all ur troops r ded

baghdad_bob: the rest r running away crying

Tony_UK: u r so full of shit dude

USA: oops there goes another statue

USA:lol

Tony_UK, PM to USA: wtf are you doin with that flag!

USA, PM to Tony_UK:oops

Tony_UK: were in ur base killin ur d00dz

Tony_UK:nice city LOL

baghdad_bob: u lying infidel

baghdad_bob: we r winning

*USA has captured SadDam_da_MAN’s base!*

USA:LOL, mission accomplished, LOL

Tony_UK: yeah

*SadDam_da_MAN has entered hidden mode*

USA:wtf?

Tony_UK: dude this new patch is all screwed up

Tony_UK: i cant use my democracy skill

Tony_UK: u try

USA: hang on

*USA has captured SadDam_da_MAN!*

USA: haha, lam3r

USA: that should settle it

SadDam_da_MAN: fuk u guyz

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*USA has put SadDam_da_MAN on trial!*

*SadDam_da_MAN has attacked the judge!*

*fundaMENTALIST has entered the game*

fundaMENTALIST: lol, thx u guys

fundaMENTALIST: I got half his stuff now

*4 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*30 Iraqi civilians killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*1 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*23 Iraqi civilians killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*6 Iraqi civilians killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*2 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

USA:WTF!?

*24 Iraqi civilians killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*7 Iraqi civilians killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*3 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

fundaMENTALIST: ROFLMAO

*6 Iraqi civilians killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*Western media raise log severity threshold to 3*

*2 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

USA: o shit

*9 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*American Civilian beheaded on TV!*

*4 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

USA: shit the retreat button aint working

*3 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*2 British Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*American Civilian beheaded on TV!*

USA: why is it greyed out?

*11 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

Tony_UK: mine too

*4 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*American Civilian beheaded on TV!*

*3 British Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*British Civilian beheaded on TV!*

Tony_UK: fuck

*5 American Soldiers killed by Suicide Bomber!*

*Western media raise log severity threshold to 5*

USA: ah thats better

USA: this game sux0rs

Tony_UK: 2 rite. after this I won't get a third term thats for sure

USA: @ least we got oil now

Tony_UK: yeah haha

Tony_UK: gimme sum

*Oil Pipeline takes 33 points damage*

*Oil Pipeline takes 48 points damage*

*Oil Pipeline takes 27 points damage*

fundaMENTALIST: Wheee!

*Oil Pipeline takes 32 points damage*

USA: WTF!

*Oil Pipeline takes 51 points damage*

Tony_UK: fuk!

*Oil Pipeline takes 36 points damage*

*Oil Pipeline takes 12 points damage*

USA: Hey! $$$ 4 hlp!

*BulGARia is no longer idle*

*ITALY is no longer idle*

*Spainster is no longer idle*

ITALY: sup d00ds

USA: hlp plz

Spainster: shur

*Spaniards killed by Suicide Bomber!*

Spainster: OMG! im outta here

*Spainster has left the game*

BulGARia: k

*Rising_sun is no longer idle*

*P0lL0cK is no longer idle*

ITALY: ill hlp 2 4 $

Rising_sun: ill hlp 4 oil

USA: shur

P0lL0cK: lets rock d00dz

USA: aright

fundaMENTALIST: whuts with all these n00bs?

*Foreign diplomats have been taken hostage!*

fundaMENTALIST: lolz u suk!

USA: fuk u that was cheep

Tony_UK: yea!

*British Soldiers killed by American Soldiers!*

jacques_napoleon: look guys i told you this game sux

USA: STFU!!!1!

*al_Sadr has joined the game!*

al_Sadr: USA u r ghey

*al_Sadr has struck USA!*

USA: OMG stop him!

Tony_UK: sorry cant do that

*kurdMAN has joined the game!*

*shite has joined the game!*

*sUNNI has joined the game!*

kurdMAN: yo guys i wanna play 2

shite: USA fuk off this is my g@me

sUNNI: kiss my @ss shite!!!!1!!

USA: OMFG!!!

*I-R-An has entered the game*

I-R-An: oh i wanna play plz?

USA: skr3w u n00b

I-R-An: fine

*I-R-An gives weapons to shite!*

*I-R-An gives weapons to sUNNI!*

*I-R-An gives weapons to kurdMAN!*

*I-R-An gives weapons to fundaMENTALIST!*

I-R-An: weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

USA: WTF?

I-R-An: this will make game more fuN! ^^

USA: fuk off

*I-R-An has left the game.

USA: crap...

*fundaMENTALIST has blown up a Shiite mosque!***

shite: OMG! thats my place! some1 will pay 4 this!!!!1!

*shite has struck sUNNI!*

*sUNNI has struck shite!*

USA: yo fuckheads STOP IT!!!

jacques_napoleon: U RETARD I TOLD U THIS GAME SUX

USA: STFU!!!

jacques_napoleon: U STFU n00b!!1!

*shite has struck sUNNI!*

*sUNNI has struck shite!*

*shite has struck sUNNI!*

*sUNNI has struck shite!*

USA: fuk!!!

*Entering Civil War mode!*

USA: WTF!!! Who said Civil War??

Tony_UK: this game suxs now im out.

USA: YOU CANT LEAVE n00b!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

*SadDam_da_MAN has been deleted from the game, with his IP permabanned, by the Iraqi Justice System*

eyeRak1: w00t

USA: T00K J00 LONG ENUF J00 N00B!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!!!@!!

L-Mal: stfu

*Western Media reports public approval ratings at historical minimum*

Spainster: USA, this is a right mess. stop now yes?

BulGARia: Wld be about time, too

ITALY: yeah, come on stop it

Rising_sun: just accept you lost and move on

USA: stfu you sissies!!!!!

Tony_UK: well, they have a point though, can't we just talk to Iran and ask to stop this shit?

USA: You shut up too bitch!!

*USA loses mid-term elections*

USA: fuk!

USA: er...

USA:

USA: you guys? i had this great idea? I think we need a "new approach" now.

Tony_UK: i quit.

*Tony_UK has left the game*

*FlAsH_GoRdOn has entered the game*

FlAsH_GoRdOn: we're pulling out troops.

USA: u cant, the surge is working

*FlAsH_GoRdOn has left the game*

USA: oh u asshole, gordon

*Turkey has entered the game*

Turkey: you better control those Kurds

*Kurds kill 3 Turkish soldiers*

*Kurds kill 12 Turkish soldiers*

*Kurds kill 8 Turkish soldiers*

*Kurds burn down Turkish village*

USA: i can't lose baghdad

Turkey: you got serious problems

kurdMAN: fuk you dude

Turkey: that's it we're mercy killing you

*Turkey invades Iraq*

USA: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*Turkey kills 4 Kurd soldiers*

USA: i hate j00

Turkey: k im bored, off nao

USA: WTF HOW U DO THAT?

Turkey: RTFM n00b

*Turkey has left Iraq*

USA: DAMMIT!

*Dubama has entered the game*

Dubama: Now lets drop your weapons and lets join together to stop world hunger,war, and warming.

*Dubama is now given the control of USA*

*Dubama allow funding for forgein country that allow abortion*

*Dubama closed the Guantanamo Bay detention camp*

*Dubama allow funding for stem cell research*

*Dubama enters #afghanistan server*

*kHr15T;4n_peeP is no longer idle*

kHr15T;4n_peeP: WTF?! J00 cant do dat!!! FVCK J00!!!

*kHr15T;4n_peeP now hate Dubama*

*kHr15T;4n_peeP was muted by 4dMEd;A. Reason: Unrelated to the gulf warz u knoobs!*

USA: fuck this. I'm off to #afghanistan

eyeRak1: wat

eyeRak1: you made this mess, ffs clean it up, n00b

*USA has left the game*

eyeRak1: fuckin westerners

eyeRak1: havent herd the last of me

*No players left, Entering standby mode. Transferring player resources to #afghanistan*

*Gameover!*