Axis and Allies (video game)
“ I do believe that this isn't a video game based on historical events, it's a video game based on a video game based on historical events, anything can happen. This has nothing to do with the developer flunking History at highschool. NOTHING.”
The Game Begins[edit]
*Adolfinator7 has entered the game*
*GB_Un1t has entered the game*
*Stalinoscopy has returned from idol*
*N1h()n has entered the game*
*Ameriland209 has returned from idol*
*Game starting in 10 seconds*
*.....*
*.....*
GB_Un1t: U gonna go or wat!?
Stalinoscopy: God damn it I was thinking.
*Stalinoscopy has attacked Adolfinator7*
*Adolfinator7 has taken 32 damage*
*Stalinoscopy has taken 7 damage*
Adolfinator7: Dude, WTF?
Ameriland209: OWNED!
N1h()n: Turn off the Hax gay.
Stalinoscopy: I don't hack, I just got lucky.
Adolfiinator7: Yeah sure, w/e.
*Stalinoscopy has captured West Russia*
*Stalinoscopy has captured West Ukraine*
*Stalinoscopy has captured West Belorussia*
Adolfinator7: Damz...
Adolfinator7: I'm buying a fighter and 6 tank divisions.
Stalinoscopy: Fuck! I forgot to buy shit!
N1h()n: You're screwed.
Ameriland209: I got your back dude.
*Adolfinator7 has attacked Stalinoscopy*
*Stalinoscopy has taken 25 damage*
Adolfinator7: I R the 1337.
Stalinoscopy: Only on the count of villany.
GB_Un1t: WTF?
*Adolfinator7 has attacked Stalinoscopy*
*Stalinoscopy has taken 17 damage*
*Adolfinator7 has taken 3 damage*
Stalinoscopy: Dude, WTH, leave me alone.
Adolfinator7: STFU NUBE!
Ameriland209: Lol.
*Adolfinator7 has captured Belorussia*
*Adolfinator7 has captured Karelia S.S.R.*
*Adolfinator7 has captured Kazakh S.S.R.*
Stalinoscopy: Oh sweet Jesus.
GB_Un1t: I'm going to buy some shit.
GB_Un1t: Umm....
GB_Un1t: Alright, let's go!
GB_Un1t: LOOK BEHIND YOU ADOLF! A THREE HEADED MONKEY
Ameriland209: ?!
*GB_Un1t has attacked Adolfinator7*
*Adolfinator7 has taken -2 damage*
*GB_Un1t Loses RAF*
Stalinoscopy: God damn it GB_Un1t, god damn it.
Ameriland209: GB_Un1t why do you do this shit?
Ameriland209: You are just dumb as shit.
GB_Un1t: Well, At least I have Tanks.
*Luftwaffe bombs GB_un1ts Factories*
*GB_Un1t Loses Tanks*
GB_Un1t: Oh shyt.
N1h()n: Lol, can you say PWND'D?
GB_Un1t: Well, I'm done.
Adolfinator7: You're right about that. Rofl.
N1h()n: You guys can go fuck yourselves, I'm not saying what I'm buying.
GB_Un1t: Like we care assclown, just take your turn.
Adolfinator7: Yeah you yellow bastard.
GB_Un1t: ROFLMANJARO.
*N1h()n has attacked Ameriland209*
*Ameriland209 has taken 3 damage*
Stalinoscopy: Dude, you can't fight a war with chopsticks.
N1h()n: Don't B jealous of my chopsticks BITCH.
*Spain_man23 has entered the game*
Spain_man23: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
Adolfinator7: Who the flying fuck invited you?
GB_Un1t: Spain's neutral, you can't play.
Spain_man23: Damn, fine I'm leaving.
*Spain_man23 has left the room*
*N1h()n has attacked Ameriland209*
*Ameriland209 has taken 31 damage*
N1h()n: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Ameriland209: Pshh, that was nothing Ch00b.
Ameriland209: I'm buying 9 tank divisions.
N1h()n: Oh, I'm trembling!!!
Ameriland209: You really are just like your mother...
N1h()n: WTF dude?
*Ameriland209 has attacked N1h()n*
*N1h()n* has taken 21 damage*
*N1h()n* has taken 18 damage*
*N1h()n* has taken 15 damage*
*N1h()n* has taken 10 damage*
*Ameriland209 has taken 17 damage*
N1h()n: Holy shit, are you serious!? Nogodamnway.
Ameriland209: Taste my wrath Nazi Pigs.
Adolfinator7: Not cool...
*Ameriland207 has attacked Adolfinator7*
*Adolfiinator7 has taken -3 damage*
Ameriland209: w00t?!?!
Adolfinator7: Uhh... why does your "wrath" taste like strawberries?
Ameriland209: Shut up.
Adolfinator7: I guess you're not as easy as N1h()n.
GB_Un1t: Lol.
N1h()n: At least i'm not as easy as your mom.
Ameriland209: Woah, easy Little Boy, now you've insulted the Fat Man.
GB_Un1t: LOL XD, Fat americans!!
N1h()n: Wait wait wait, who the hell won the first round?
Stalinoscopy: That's not how this game works idiot.
N1h()n: DAMN THIS GAME TAKES 4EVR!!
Stalinoscopy: This time, I AM buying something
Adolfinator7: It's not going to help, unless you're buying an 1337 BOMBZ.
Stalinoscopy: You know damn well I can't get one of those until Round 4.
*Stalinoscopy has attacked Germinator7*
*Adolfinator7 has taken 12 damage*
GB_Un1t: Dude, we'll never win if you don't buy any guns or shoes for your soldiers.
Stalinoscopy: We'll never win if you destroy your whole army on the first turn you bitch.
Stalinoscopy: Besides, that is what I bought....
GB_Un1t: Oh...
*Stalinoscopy's submarine has sneak-attacked Germinator7's Transport*
*Adolfinator7's transport has been destroyed*
Adolfinator7: I smell a cheat, when'd you getta sub?
Stalinoscopy: I like started with it and stuff...
*Ameriland209 has Invaded Normandy*
*Ameriland209 has captured Cherbourg*
*Ameriland209 has captured Caen*
*Ameriland209 has captured Havre*
*Stalinoscopy has attacked Adolfinator7*
*Adolfinator7 has taken 50 damage CRITICAL HIT
Adolfinator7: WTF, U HAXIN'!?111?!
*Franc3 has entered the game*
Adolfinator7: WTF, Franc3!? i kicked ur azz ages ago!
Franc3: STFU Gheylord, Take this!!
*Franc3 has attacked Adolfinator7*
*Adolfinator7 has taken -1 damage
GB_Un1t: Wow Franc3. U Suck
Adolfinator7: Yeah.
Adolfinator7: And where the h3ll is Benny?!
*Macaroni_Benny is no longer idle*
Macaroni_Benny: Im bak!
*Fartysans has Killed Macaroni_Benny*
Adolfinator7: WTF!1!?1?
Fartysans: lololol, j00 art pwned adolf! we're on allies side now! noob!
Adolfinator7: Ow fuck, this suxx
Adolfinator7: Well, You macaronis we're just like franc3
Franc3: STFU adolf, ure l0sing u ghey!
GB_Un1t: STFU, Franc3
*Stalinoscopy has captured Poland*
Adolfinator7: LOL, U lozer! we're still winning. you subhumans! SUBMIT!
Stalinoscopy: Shut up! we're at the gates b3rlin
Adolfinator7: That means nothing.
*Adolfinator7 has attacked Stalinoscopy*
*Stalinoscopy has taken 9 damage*
*Adolfinator7 Actives Übersoldat hack
Stalinoscopy: Wtf?? Admin kick tht neb!!
Franc3: hacker!11!
*Adolfinator7 uses Übersoldet on Stalinoscopy*
*Stalinoscopy has taken 29 damage*
Adolfinator7: Wheee ^^
*Adolfinator7 uses Übersoldat on Stalinoscopy*
*Stalinoscopy has taken 22 damage*
*Adolfinator7 uses Übersoldat on Stalinoscopy*
*Stalinoscopy has taken 19 damage*
Stalinoscopy: LOL U HOMO STOP HACKING!1!
Ameriland209: LoL, Stop haxin adolf!
Adolfinator7: Noway u neeeebs!
Adolfinator7: Heeey! what happened :(
*Übersoldats batteries are now empty*
Stalinoscopy: Haha, now i make my move.
*Stalinoscopy captures Übersoldats*
Ameriland209: Remeber to destroy those 333vil thigs Stalino!
Stalinoscopy: Yeah thats what im going to do...
*Stalinoscopy has attacked Adolfinator7*
*Adolfinator7 has taken 49 damage*
Stalinoscopy: FUCKIN DIEE!
Adolfinator7: NO YOU
*Ameriland209 is crossing Rhine*
*RANDOM EVENT TO AMERILAND209: EARTHQUAKE *
*Ameriland209 has taken 66 damage, CRITICAL HIT*
Ameriland209: FFS this srvr is so fcking unrealistic!
Franc3: I'll help you out from this Ameriland!
Ameriland209: I bet...
*Franc3 has attacked Adolfinator7*
*Adolfinator7 has taken -32 damage*
*Franc3 has killed Franc3*
Ameriland209: LOL Franc3..
Stalinoscopy: Wut a suprise.
GB_Un1t: This is taking 4ever.
*GB_Un1t sends bombers to Berlin*
*Bombers collide with Big Ben*
*GB_un1t has taken 32 damage*
GB_Un1t: WTF is wrong with this!?!
Stalinoscopy: Adolf and his hax. they are what is wrong with this.
N1h()n: Take this u nub!
*N1h()n has attacked Ameriland209*
*Ameriland209 has taken 12 damage*
Ameriland209: U r still here?
*Ameriland209 uses A-bombs to N1h()n*
*N1h()n has taken 1200 damage*
*Ameriland209 has Killed N1h()n*
GB_Un1t: LOL!! Use a-bombs to adolf!
Ameriland209: Sry, i dont hav more a-bombs.
GB_Un1t: Noooo!1! you dumbfuck!!!
*Admin has left the server*
*Adolfinator7 now has Adminstrator privileges*
Ameriland209: WTF?!!
Stalinoscopy: OMG!
*Franc3 has spawned*
GB_Un1t: WTF? Franc3 ure bak again!?!1
Franc3: Yeah, i spawned back.
*Adolfinator7 has locked the server*
*Adolfinator7 is now immortal*
Adolfinator7: Haha, ure now trpped on this srvr!
Ameriland209: Yeah right.
*Ameriland209 Tries to leave Server*
*Unable to leave server*
Adolfinator7: See? also, u cannot turn off your computer or even leave your own room ^^
Adolfinator7: This is gr8 mod
Franc3: Reminds me about Counter-Strike
Ameriland209: LOL. Lets gear up and kick adolf's ass!
*Ameriland209 Builds A-Bomb*
*Admin Detonates Ameriland's A-bombs*
*Ameriland209 has taken 500 damage, CRITICAL HIT*
Ameriland209: OMGLOLWTF??? You stupid cunt
*Adolfinator7 slaps Ameriland209*
*Ameriland209 has taken 50 damage*
Adolfinator7: Dont mess with Admin :D
Ameriland209: OH IM SO SORRY..u ghey..
Franc3: Im on Adolf's side now!
Adolfinator7: No u r not.
*Adolfinator7 has attacked Franc3*
*Franc3 has taken 55 damage, CRITICAL HIT*
*Adolfinator7 killed Franc3*
Stalinoscopy: OMG. franc3 has died 3 times now.
Franc3(Dead): WTF, im Spectator!
Ameriland209: this is gonna take loooong.
*25 years later...*
*Adolfinator7 killed Franc3*
Franc3(Dead): OH plz Adolf let me out!
Franc3(Dead): This is just like in CS =(
Stalinoscopy: Graz Franc3. You have died 10 000 times now!
*Franc3 has spawned*
Franc3: FUCK J00 STALIN!
*Stalinoscopy has attacked Franc3*
*Franc3 has taken 63 damage*
*Stalinoscopy killed Franc3*
Franc3(Dead): HEY! Why u all keep killing me!?
Stalinoscopy: Coz u sux.
Ameriland209: THATS IT
Ameriland209: aasddafasf
Ameriland209: ssadafasf
Ameriland209: efwERWEf
Ameriland209: 11
Ameriland209: 1111
Ameriland209: 1
*Adolfinator7 has attacked Ameriland209*
*Ameriland209 has taken 500 damage*
*Adolfinator7 killed Ameriland209*
Adolfinator7: Heeeh. This is gettin boring, im out c ya all later!
*Adolfinator7 has left the server*
*Franc3 tries to leave Server*
*Unable to leave Server*
Franc3: OMG we're trapped here!
*Ameriland209 has left the server*
*Stalinoscopy has left the server*
*GB_Un1t has left the server*
Franc3: WTF?!?!
*Franc3 tries to leave Server*
*Unable to leave Server*
*Franc3 tries to leave Server*
*Unable to leave Server*
Franc3: OMG!?? ANYONE HERE!?!? HELP!!??
Franc3: jeez. im trapped here for eternity.
Peer: No ure not
Franc3: WTF?!?! Who are you?
Peer: Edward Peer, The guy who resets connections!
Franc3: Will you help me out from here?
Peer: No.
*Peer has attacked Franc3*
*Franc3 has taken 1000 damage*
*Peer killed Franc3*
Franc3(Dead) : Oh great.
*Peer has left the server (Connection Reseted By Peer)*
*Andorra has entered the game*
Andorra: Yo. Peace Franc3? im still noob and i dont know how to play.
Franc3 : HAHAA! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
*Franc3 has attacked Andorra*
*Andorra has taken 0 damage*
Andorra : WTF U NUBE U BLIND OR SUMETHNG???!!!1
*Andorra has attacked Franc3*
*Franc3 has taken 23 damage*
*Andorra killed Franc3*
Andorra : KTHXBYE
*Andorra has left the server (Franc3 Sux)*
Franc3 : This would be better if i still had napoleon... F***ing wellington he sure know how to ruin a party.
*Years pass...*
*More years pass...*
*Few more years pass...*
*Ameriland209 has Joined the server*
*Stalinoscopy has Joined the server*
*GB_Un1t has Joined the server*
Franc3 : Hey u guys are back!
Stalinoscopy : LOL Franc3 u been here like 56 years?
*Adolfinator7 has joined the server*
Adolfinator7: LOL, Sup d00ds.
Stalinoscopy : Hey u haxing fvck
Franc3 : I HAVE BEEN LIKE FUCKING STUCK IN THIS STUPID SRVR LIKE 60 YEARS
*Adolfinator7 has attacked Franc3*
*Franc3 has taken 1000 damage, CRITICAL HIT*
*Adolfinator7 killed Franc3*
Franc3 : why this keeps happenin to meh??
*Admin has Joined the server*
*Adolfinator7 Has No More Adminstrator privileges*
Adolfinator7: awwww :(
*Admin turns gravity off*
Ameriland209: WTF??? gravity??
Admin: Oops, wrong game.
Franc3 : Ok...Wuts the date laik today?
Adolfinator7: 12.5.2036
Stalinoscopy : Heyy!! time 4 WW3!
Franc3 : Does this mean...
*Stalinoscopy has taken over europe*
Franc3 : ...That someone will kill me again.