Iraq Civil War (video game)

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War: ICOIraq.pngICOKurdistan.pngICOIran.jpegICOUnited States of America.pngICOUnited Kingdom.pngICOFrance.png vs. ICOISIS.png

The Beginning[edit]

*ISIS captures Fallujah*

Nuri fuck u sunni

Sunni fuck u Nuri

ISIS invades western and northern Iraq

USA WE WILL FIGHT ISIS

USA WE WILL DESTROY THEM AND KILL THEM

Nuri o.O

USA WE WILL FIX IRAQ AND GET RID OF ISIS

USA did an airstrike against the Iraqi Army. 0.1 damage caused.

*Nuri has left the game*

USA ISIS ARE NOTHING NOW BECAUSE WE EXIST

USA did an airstrike against the Iraqi People. 0 damage caused

*Haidoori cute has joined the game*

USA ISIS WILL BE DEAD

USA bombs the desert. 0 damage caused.

*Haidoori cute recaptures half of Iraq*

USA WE WILL INVADE ISIS

USA bombs an unknown place. 0 damage caused.

Haidoori cute wtf america

2017[edit]

*iraq wins*

USA WE WILL... fight ISIS..?

USA Wait, ISIS is still in Syr- I mean, WE WILL FIGHT ISIS AND DESTROY

USA Well, I need to leave I guess...

*USA has left the game*

*The Server has been closed.*