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Mongol wars (video game)
The First Campaign[edit]
**TehMightyKhan has entered the game**
*WhiteAndHigh has joined the game*
*Game commencing!*
...
TehMightyKhan: lol im the gr8est ruler in the world
WhiteAndHigh: no ur not suxx0rz
TehMightyKhan: ur gona get pwn3d 4 that
*GoldenThrone has joined the game*
WhiteAndHigh: help me plz GoldenThrone
GoldenThrone: no chance n00b
*TehMightyKhan has struck WhiteAndHigh!*
*3 damage to WhiteAndHigh!*
WhiteAndHigh: lol n00b! own3d u!!1!
TehMightyKhan: oh yeah?
*TehMightyKhan has struck WhiteAndHigh!*
*94 damage to WhiteAndHigh!*
WhiteAndHigh: fuk fuk
TehMightyKhan: whos the n00b?
WhiteAndHigh: ok point taken
*WhiteAndHigh sends Tribute to TehMightyKhan!*
TehMightyKhan: thats better
The War on Manchuria[edit]
GoldenThrone: im still better than u
TehMightyKhan: no ur not
GoldenThrone: yes i am
*ALLAHAKBAR has joined the game*
ALLAHAKBAR: hi
TehMightyKhan: hey there
*TehMightyKhan has struck GoldenThrone!*
*3 damage to GoldenThrone!*
GoldenThrone: lol sux0rz
ALLAHAKBAR: need some help m8?
TehMightyKhan: ok thx
*TehMightyKhan sends Trade Concessions to ALLAHAKBAR!*
*ALLAHAKBAR sends Weapons to TehMightyKhan!*
*GoldenThrone has struck TehMightyKhan!*
*0 damage to TehMightyKhan!*
GoldenThrone: wtf!
*TehMightyKhan has struck GoldenThrone!*
*89 damage to GoldenThrone!*
*TehMightyKhan has besieged Beijing!*
TehMightyKhan: lol! pwn3d u
GoldenThrone: not yet
*GoldenThrone has struck TehMightyKhan!*
*36 damage to TehMightyKhan!*
*TehMightyKhan has struck GoldenThrone!*
*37 damage to GoldenThrone!*
TehMightyKhan: boring
*TehMightyKhan has struck GoldenThrone!*
*Critical Hit!*
*75 damage to GoldenThrone!*
*TehMightyKhan has killed Beijing!*
GoldenThrone: wtf!
TehMightyKhan: lol i rox0r
*GoldenThrone has moved Capital to Kaifeng!*
TehMightyKhan: coward
*TehMightyKhan has struck GoldenThrone!*
*41 damage to GoldenThrone!*
*GoldenThrone has struck TehMightyKhan!*
*6 damage to TehMightyKhan!*
TehMightyKhan: LMAO!!!1!1!
TehMightyKhan: ok lets have some backup m8
*WhiteAndHigh sends Tribute to TehMightyKhan!*
*WhiteAndHigh sends Soldiers to TehMightyKhan!*
TehMightyKhan: showtime
TehMightyKhan: prepare to be pwn3d!!
*TehMightyKhan has struck GoldenThrone!*
*75 damage to GoldenThrone!*
*TehMightyKhan has killed Kaifeng!*
*TehMightyKhan has taken GoldenThrone!*
TehMightyKhan: did u c those l33t skillz?
The War in the West[edit]
*Song_mast3r has joined the game*
*ALLAHAKBAR53847 has joined the game*
*ALLAHAKBAR53847 is now known as BlackCathay*
*ALLAHAKBAR3744 has joined the game*
*ALLAHAKBAR3744 is now known as Khwarezm*
*BlackCathay controls transmitted to I_hate_teh_khan*
I_hate_teh_khan: l0ser u have no skillz
TehMightyKhan: ur askin 4 it punk
*TehMightyKhan has struck I_hate_teh_khan!*
*156 damage to I_hate_teh_khan!*
*TehMightyKhan has killed I_hate_teh_khan!*
TehMightyKhan: lol that was too easy
Song_mast3r: not bad
*Inalchuk has joined the game*
*Otrar controls transmitted to Inalchuk*
TehMightyKhan: want some loot?
*TehMightyKhan sends Envoys to Khwarezm!*
Khwarezm: fukin idol8or
Khwarezm: get him NOW
*Inalchuk has struck Envoys!*
*Inalchuk has killed Envoys!*
TehMightyKhan: wtf are u doin
TehMightyKhan: last chance m8
*TehMightyKhan sends Envoys to Khwarezm!*
Khwarezm: l0ser!
*Inalchuk has struck Envoys!*
*Inalchuk has killed Envoys!*
TehMightyKhan: ur goin down sux0r!
*TehMightyKhan has struck Inalchuk!*
*173 damage to Inalchuk!*
*TehMightyKhan has killed Inalchuk!*
*TehMightyKhan has taken Otrar!*
TehMightyKhan: i well pwn3d him!
TehMightyKhan: now ill pwn u
*TehMightyKhan has struck Khwarezm!*
*450 damage to Khwarezm!*
Khwarezm: ill get u h3retic
*Khwarezm has struck TehMightyKhan!*
*79 damage to TehMightyKhan!*
TehMightyKhan: ur the l0ser
*TehMightyKhan has struck Khwarezm!*
*537 damage to Khwarezm!*
*TehMightyKhan has struck Khwarezm!*
*Critical Hit!*
*85672973 damage to Khwarezm!*
*TehMightyKhan has taken Khwarezm!*
TehMightyKhan: saw that?
ALLAHAKBAR: OMFGZ!!!
TehMightyKhan: i well rox0r!
ALLAHAKBAR: OK ill be nice 2 u
TehMightyKhan: you better
The Great Adventure[edit]
The First Attack[edit]
*mstislav_da_man has joined the game*
*mstislav_da_man347 has joined the game*
*WeWasEre1st has joined the game*
*hard-man has joined the game*
...
*g0ds_h0mey has joined the game*
*KingRick has joined the game*
*Dr. Phil has joined the game*
g0ds_h0mey: how u guys doin on #holyland?
*ALLAHAKBAR has struck KingRick!*
*35 damage to KingRick!*
*ALLAHAKBAR has struck Dr. Phil!*
*35 damage to Dr. Phil!*
g0ds_h0mey: i see
*Giorgi4 has joined the game*
g0ds_h0mey: yo georgi4
Giorgi4: wassup
g0ds_h0mey: want to hlp us on #holyland?
Giorgi4: ok wait a mo
...
*Giorgi4 builds Knight!*
*Giorgi4 builds Knight!*
*Giorgi4 builds Knight!*
...
*Mongol Horde 1 controls transmitted to Arr0Man*
*Mongol Horde 2 controls transmitted to rite_h&*
TehMightyKhan: hey guys, lets go trash #europe
Arr0Man: lol yeah
rite_h&: lets go
...
g0ds_h0mey: rdy yet?
Giorgi4: yup
*25 damage to Giorgi4!*
rite_h& has killed Knight!*
*31 damage to Giorgi4!*
Arr0Man has killed Knight!*
Giorgi4: wtf was that
rite_h&: lol n00b
Arr0Man: well pwn j00
*47 damage to Giorgi4!*
rite_h& has killed Knight!*
*53 damage to Giorgi4!*
*Giorgi4 controls transmitted to killaqueen*
killaqueen: ok im not gonna fight yet
g0ds_h0mey: b1tch
The Second Attack[edit]
Arr0Man: that was fun
rite_h&: fuk yeah!
*mstislav_da_man347 is no longer idle*
*mstislav_da_man is no longer idle*
*WeWasEre1st is no longer idle
mstislav_da_man347: were gonna get own3d
mstislav_da_man: were not gonna get own3d j00 n00b
WeWasEre1st: lets team up on tehm
mstislav_da_man347: gd idea
mstislav_da_man: ok im da leader
WeWasEre1st: hate u (((
mstislav_da_man: l0s3r
rite_h&: well own j00
Arr0Man: ok ready
rite_h&: yo
Arr0Man: NOW
rite_h& has struck mstislav_da_man!*
*7 damage to mstislav_da_man!*
Arr0Man has struck WeWasEre1st!*
*12 damage to WeWasEre1st!*
mstislav_da_man: sux0rz ill pwn j00
mstislav_da_man has struck rite_h&!*
rite_h& has retreated!
Arr0Man has retreated!
*0 damage to rite_h&!*
mstislav_da_man: cowards
mstislav_da_man: get them
WeWasEre1st has struck Arr0Man!*
*20 damage to WeWasEre1st!*
WeWasEre1st: wtf
WeWasEre1st: you try
mstislav_da_man347 has struck rite_h&!*
*30 damage to mstislav_da_man347!*
rite_h& has killed mstislav_da_man347!*
mstislav_da_man: omfg
mstislav_da_man: howd he do that?
Arr0Man has struck WeWasEre1st!*
42 damage to WeWasEre1st!*
Arr0Man has killed WeWasEre1st!*
mstislav_da_man: fuk they all died
Arr0Man: lol n00b!
rite_h&: fun time
rite_h& has struck mstislav_da_man!*
*39 damage to mstislav_da_man!*
Arr0Man has struck mstislav_da_man!*
*47 damage to mstislav_da_man!*
mstislav_da_man: fuk this
mstislav_da_man has left the game*
TehMightyKhan: yo we rox0rd
The Third Attack[edit]
*hard-man is no longer idle*
hard-man: lol those n00bs all got own3d
*20 damage to hard-man!*
hard-man: thats why
hard-man: well take that!
*60 damage to Arr0Man!*
rite_h&: wtf
hard-man: and that!
*80 damage to rite_h&!*
Arr0Man: ouch
Arr0Man has retreated!
rite_h& has retreated!
hard-man: l0s3r!
Arr0Man: well get you yet!
rite_h&: just u wait...
The Khan's Last Campaign[edit]
TehMightyKhan: im bored
TehMightyKhan: give me some more soldiers
WhiteAndHigh: cannot be arsed
TehMightyKhan: what
WhiteAndHigh: cannot be arsed
TehMightyKhan: want to reconsider that?
WhiteAndHigh: *cannot. be. arsed.*
TehMightyKhan: ok your goin down
*TehMightyKhan has struck WhiteAndHigh!*
*50 damage to WhiteAndHigh!*
WhiteAndHigh: ow
TehMightyKhan: u aint seen nothin yet
*TehMightyKhan has bombed WhiteAndHigh!*
*100 damage to WhiteAndHigh!*
WhiteAndHigh: WTF??!!!?!
TehMightyKhan: lol
WhiteAndHigh: ok i give in
*WhiteAndHigh sends Tribute to TehMightyKhan!*
...
*80 damage to TehMightyKhan per turn!*
WhiteAndHigh: now what was that
TehMightyKhan: what
WhiteAndHigh: *80 damage to TehMightyKhan per turn!*
TehMightyKhan: nothing
TehMightyKhan: server bug probably
WhiteAndHigh: no it isnt
WhiteAndHigh: ur gona die
TehMightyKhan: oh well
*TehMightyKhan sends Money to WhiteAndHigh!*
*TehMightyKhan sends Lordship to WhiteAndHigh!*
WhiteAndHigh: whyd u do taht
TehMightyKhan: wait and see
...
*TehMightyKhan has struck WhiteAndHigh!*
*Critical Hit!*
*200 damage to WhiteAndHigh!*
*TehMightyKhan has taken WhiteAndHigh!*
TehMightyKhan: hows that for a last shot eh?
*TehMightyKhan has left the game (Ping timeout)*
*TehMightyKhan controls transmitted to Drink!!!*
The Succession[edit]
The Attack in the North[edit]
*Duke_Vladimir has joined the game*
*P014K has joined the game*
*hard-man is no longer idle*
*mstislav_da_man is no longer idle*
*mstislav_da_man controls transmitted to BEL4*
*Arr0Man has left the game (Ping timeout)*
*Golden Khanate controls transmitted to ConQeror*
ConQeror: lets go & get those city slickas
rite_h&: im up 4 it
*ALLAHAKBAR is no longer idle*
*g0ds_h0mey is no longer idle*
*KingRick is no longer idle*
*KingRick controls transmitted to h3nry*
*Dr. Phil is no longer idle*
*Dr. Phil controls transmitted to someone_called_louis*
ALLAHAKBAR: yo d00d those mongols r guna pwn j00
g0ds_h0mey: stfu h3r3t1c
ALLAHAKBAR: i mean it
someone_called_louis: merde!
h3nry: bl00dy arabs
ALLAHAKBAR: oh well
ALLAHAKBAR: ur 1st on da list hard_man
hard-man: no chance
*rite_h& has struck hard-man!*
*60 damage to hard-man!*
hard-man: typical
hard-man: cannot be bothered any more
*hard-man has left the game*
rite_h&: coward
rite_h&: oh well
*rite_h& has struck Duke_Vladimir!*
*40 damage to Duke_Vladimir!*
Duke_Vladimir: nyetnyetnyet
*Duke_Vladimir has struck rite_h&!*
*19 damage to rite_h&!*
rite_h&: hurt me, hurt me
*rite_h& has struck Duke_Vladimir!*
*50 damage to Duke_Vladimir!*
*WeWasEre1st has respawn*
Duke_Vladimir: just in time
Duke_Vladimir: lets gets those heathenz
*WeWasEre1st has struck rite_h&!*
*33 damage to rite_h&!*
rite_h&: oh yeah?
*rite_h& has struck WeWasEre1st!*
*60 damage to WeWasEre1st!*
WeWasEre1st: no fun
*WeWasEre1st has left the game*
*rite_h& has struck Duke_Vladimir!*
*60 damage to Duke_Vladimir!*
Duke_Vladimir: i cannot take it any more!
*Duke_Vladimir has left the game*
...
*g0ds_h0mey is no longer idle*
ConQeror: ok g0ds_h0mey i know your good but you shud just give up now
g0ds_h0mey: no chance
*h3nry is no longer idle*
*someone_called_louis is no longer idle*
*P014K is no longer idle*
g0ds_h0mey: get rdy 2 destroy the infid3l
someone_called_louis: bof
h3nry: not yet im having a cup of tea
P014K: alright ill do it
*Big Henry has entered the game*
*Deep-pan-crisp-&-even has entered the game*
P014K: you guys hlp me
Big Henry: wait not rdy yet
*25 damage to P014K!*
P014K: ach!!
*rite_h& has burned Lublin!*
*30 damage to P014K!*
*rite_h& has burned Sandomir!*
*30 damage to P014K!*
*rite_h& has burned Krakow!*
*30 damage to P014K!*
P014K: this cannot be hapening
*Wroclaw has burned Wroclaw!*
*30 damage to P014K!*
*P014K has left the game*
ConQeror: rofl!
Big Henry: n00bz
rite_h&: your next
Big Henry: wtf
*rite_h& has struck Big Henry!*
*15 damage to Big Henry!*
Big Henry: l0ser
*Big Henry has struck rite_h&!*
rite_h& has retreated!
*0 damage to rite_h&!*
Big Henry: oh its *that* trick eh
*rite_h& has struck Big Henry!*
*75 damage to Big Henry!*
*rite_h& has killed Big Henry!*
*Deep-pan-crisp-&-even is no longer idle*
Deep-pan-crisp-&-even: guyz im rdy
*Deep-pan-crisp-&-even has left the game*
The Attack in the South[edit]
*WeWasEre1st has entered the game*
*BEL4 is no longer idle*
BEL4: come an help us pwn the mongols
WeWasEre1st: no u do it
*10 damage to BEL4!*
BEL4: im not fallin 4 that 1
rite_h& has retreated!
BEL4: see
BEL4: *now* ill get him
*10 damage to rite_h&!*
BEL4: why didn't that work?
*80 damage to BEL4!*
BEL4: OMGWTF??!!!?!
*BEL4 has left the game*