Napoleonic Wars (video game)
*Server: Nap_Wars
Rise and Shine, General[edit]
*b0n3rp4rt has joined the game
*b0n3rp4rt has offered alliance to Franc3
Franc3: b0ner u n00b
b0n3rp4rt: fine
b0n3rp4rt: can i haz j053ph33n plz?
Franc3: yeah shes old don't want her anyway
*b0n3rp4rt has b0n3d j053ph33n!
b0n3rp4rt: WEEE!
b0n3rp4rt: oh yeah i741i4 right
*20 damage to i741i4!
*17 damage to PoPe!
H/\bsburg1246: WTF its my territory
b0n3rp4rt: take THAT
*b0n3rp4rt has struck H/\bsburg1246!
*40 damage to H/\bsburg1246!
H/\bsburg1246: OMGWTFFFF!!!
b0n3rp4rt: beg for peace
*H/\bsburg1246 has given belgium to b0n3rp4rt!
b0n3rp4rt: OMG I PWN LOLOLOL
Franc3: ur still n000b
b0n3rp4rt: ok
War in Egypt[edit]
*Map: Egypt
*b0n3rp4rt has struck Knights_of_MA!
*b0n3rp4rt has killed Knights_of_MA!
*b0n3rp4rt has struck Pyramid3z!
*36 damage to Pyramid3z!
LordBritish: OMFG!!
LordBritish: Nelson get him!
Nelson the Lord: aye aye capn
*Nelson the Lord has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*20 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
Otto_D_Man: b0n3r h@x! lets get him!
*LordBritish has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*10 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
LordBritish: hey guess what's on boner's livejournal
Otto_D_Man: wat
LordBritish: seems j053ph33n has taken a liking to other boners
LordBritish: b0n3r's all sad about it
Otto_D_Man: lol emo fag
b0n3rp4rt: HAX!!!!111!!!!1111!!!1!
b0n3rp4rt: THAT ENTRY WAS PRIVATE
*Otto_D_Man has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*9 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
b0n3rp4rt: damn u
*b0n3rp4rt has dropped Pyramid3z!
Franc3: LMAO UR PWN3D!!!!111
Franc3: bow b4 me l0ser
Birth of the Empire[edit]
b0n3rp4rt: okay directory
b0n3rp4rt: u annoyed me enouf
*b0n3rp4rt has killed /dir/ect0ry!
b0n3rp4rt: kekeke
*LordBritish is now known as YouKay
*4 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
YouKay: HAXXXX!!! ALL STRIKE HIM! @ ONCE!!
*b0n3rp4rt has struck H/\bsburg1246!
*26 damage to H/\bsburg1246!
PoPe: Wow, u r0x, wanna op?
b0n3rp4rt: yep gimme op
*b0n3rp4rt sets mode: +o b0n3rp4rt
*1 damage to YouKay!
b0n3rp4rt: w00t....?!!
YouKay: HEHE u'll never get me!
b0n3rp4rt: well well well
b0n3rp4rt: wait a bit
Trafalgar Tales[edit]
*Map:Trafalgar
YouKay: yo horatio use your haxing skillz and beat nap for me while i help habs
Nelson the Lord: Right-o
*m4R1nes!!! has joined the battle!
b0n3rp4rt: wtf! Pierre get yo ass over here!
frenchy_b0i: damn why do i have to do it >:(
*NAVYn00b has joined the battle!
*@rm@d@ has joined the battle!
Nelson the Lord: ENGLAND EXPECTS EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY!!! CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!11111
*@rm@d@ has struck m4R1nes!!!! 10 damage!
*m4R1nes!!! has struck @rm@d@! 47 damage!
*m4R1nes!!! has struck NAVYn00b! 40 damage!
frenchy_b0i: holy sh*t we are getting pwnt
*h3adshot HA><0r has joined the battle!
*Aimbot hack activated!
*h3adshot HA><0r has struck Nelson the Lord!
*Critical hit! 100 damage!
*h3adshot HA><0r has killed Nelson the Lord!
Nelson the Lord: omg effin haxor
*Nelson the Lord has left the server.
*m4R1nes!!! has struck @rm@d@!
*m4R1nes!!! has killed @rm@d@!
*m4R1nes!!! has struck h3adshot HA><0R!
*m4R1nes!!! has killed h3adshot HA><0R!
*m4R1nes!!! has struck NAVYn00b!
*m4R1nes!!! has killed NAVYn00b!
frenchy_b0i: uh g2g
*frenchy_b0i has left the server.
b0n3rp4rt: coward bastard
YouKay: LOLOLOLOL we take over!
*YouKay has won Map:Trafalgar!
The Demise at Austerlitz[edit]
*Map:Austerlitz
b0n3rp4rt: habsburg, ur next!!
muthaland: not so quick
*muthaland has formed an alliance with H/\bsburg1246!
b0n3rp4rt: lol, alliance of l0serz
*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!
*30 damage to muthaland!
*b0n3rp4rt has struck H/\bsburg1246!
*Critical Hit!
*100 damage to H/\bsburg1246!
*b0n3rp4rt has killed H/\bsburg1246!
*b0n3rp4rt has taken i741i4 from H/\bsburg1246!
muthaland: U BASTARD!!!!!
b0n3rp4rt: too easy
b0n3rp4rt: nubcakes
Europe Surrenders[edit]
*b0n3rp4rt has killed those pitiful German mini-states!
*Prußland has formed an alliance with muthaland!
b0n3rp4rt: wtf u 2?
*b0n3rp4rt has struck Prußland!
*35 damage to Prußland!
*b0n3rp4rt has killed Prußland!
b0n3rp4rt: la la la, on to P0lska!
*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!
*16 damage to muthaland!
*b0n3rp4rt has taken P0lska from muthaland, Prußland and H/\bsburg1246!
muthaland: ok ok dont kill me
*muthaland has formed an alliance with b0n3rp4rt!
b0n3rp4rt: i pwn i pwn i pwn i pwn
b0n3rp4rt: UK must be easier than these sux0rz
*2 damage to YouKay!
b0n3rp4rt: nooooo!!!
b0n3rp4rt: how?
YouKay: heh, island ch34t
b0n3rp4rt: then take this l0lz0r
*b0n3rp4rt sets mode: +m
*b0n3rp4rt sets mode: -v YouKay
Teh_Swede$: give 'em +v back
b0n3rp4rt: SILENCE@!!!!
muthaland: may I?
b0n3rp4rt: ur welcome
*muthaland has struck Teh_Swede$!
*27 damage to Teh_Swede$!
Teh_Swede$: No wait wait, dont kill me
*Teh_Swede$ has given cold_fish27 to muthaland!
muthaland: that will suffice, l@mo
b0n3rp4rt: And now the last one...
*b0n3rp4rt has struck Español!
*b0n3rp4rt has killed Español!
b0n3rp4rt: MWAHAhAHAHA
b0n3rp4rt: all ur Europe r belong 2 us.
Surprise![edit]
*muthaland has struck Otto_D_Man!
*31 damage to Otto_D_Man!
*Otto_D_Man has given gothkid12345 to muthaland!
muthaland: thats freakin PREFECT
*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!
*22 damage to muthaland!
b0n3rp4rt: SURPRISE!!!
muthaland: OMGWTFHOW!! Retreat! run 4 ur lives!!!!
*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!
*37 damage to muthaland!
*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!
*52 damage to muthaland!
b0n3rp4rt: will u just die already?
b0n3rp4rt: this game stinxorz
*muthaland: Cheat 'General Kutuzov' activated
*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!
*72 damage to muthaland!
*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*80 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
b0n3rp4rt: THE CH3AT!!!
*muthaland: Cheat 'Moscow Fire' activated
*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*73 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*8 damage to muthaland!
*muthaland: Cheat 'Winter' activated
*100 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
muthaland: SURPRISE!!! God I love this one...
*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*111 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*muthaland: Cheat 'General Kutuzov' deactivated
b0n3rp4rt: damn ha><or
b0n3rp4rt: forget this crap im going back to france
Back in Europe[edit]
*ChanServ sets mode: +o muthaland
*muthaland has taken P0lska from b0n3rp4rt!
*muthaland sets mode: +v YouKay
*Español has respawned!
*Español: Cheat 'Guerilla' activated
*Prußland has respawned!
*H/\bsburg1246 has respawned!
*Prußland has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*23 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*H/\bsburg1246 has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*24 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*ITALY has respawned!
*those pitiful German mini-states has respawned!
b0n3rp4rt: NOOOOOOOO!!!! this canot B I M invincibl3!!!!
*b0n3rp4rt has struck Prußland!
*20 damage to Prußland!
*b0n3rp4rt has struck H/\bsburg1246!
*20 damage to H/\bsburg1246!
*Aussie_neverland has respawned!
muthaland: now
*33 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*Prußland has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*34 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*H/\bsburg1246 has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*35 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*46 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
b0n3rp4rt: u all cheaterz
b0n3rp4rt: especially muthaland
b0n3rp4rt: kill me
*ChanServ has placed b0n3rp4rt in Exile Mode (Excess Flood)
H/\bsburg1246: f00f that was some fight
Prußland: so how do we divide Europe
Prußland: ?
muthaland: first of all...
*muthaland sets mode: +o king_Loui18n
The Brief Comeback[edit]
*Map: Waterloo
*b0n3rp4rt has joined the game
*b0n3rp4rt sets mode: +o b0n3rp4rt
*b0n3rp4rt has kicked king_Loui18n (stfu noob)
muthaland: ZOMG impossibl311!!!
*15 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*Prußland has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*15 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*H/\bsburg1246 has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*15 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!
*15 damage to b0n3rp4rt!
b0n3rp4rt: well
b0n3rp4rt: respect
*ChanServ sets mode: +b b0n3rp4rt
*ChanServ has kicked b0n3rp4rt (cheat detected: Self-opping)
*Mission Completed.