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Crimean War (video game)
The trouble starts... Server: Black Sea[edit]
ruSSian_empire has entered the server
Ott.teh.Man has entered the server
Ott.teh.Man: ruSSian_empire is teh cock
ruSSian_empire: motherfucker, i kill u
Pwnzor clan: dude, russia, u must leave europe alone
ruSSian_empire: why man?
Pwnzor clan: just agree 2 terms of treaty
ruSSian_empire: no way biatch
Ott.teh.Man: wtf
Ott.teh.Man: do i hav to do everything mmyself around here
Ott.teh.Man attacks ruSSian_empire
damage +10
ruSSian_empire: ok now u die motherfucker
ruSSian_empire: CONSCRIPT SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts
ruSSian_empire: hahahahaha
ruSSian_empire attacks Ott.teh.Man
damage +50
Ott.teh.Man: im screwed
ruSSian_empire: damn straight
Meanwhile... Server: Europe[edit]
Breetan!! pm: Les_Franse: dude, ruSSia is like 2 powerful
Les_Franse pm: Breetan!!: yer i agree
Breetan!! pm: Les_Franse: pretend we want to help Ott and form allied coallition against ruSSia
Les_Franse pm: Breetan!!: k im in
Trouble ahead... Server: Black Sea[edit]
Breetan!! has entered the server
Breetan!!: ruSSia is goin dwn
ruSSian_empire: piss off
Les_Franse has entered the server
SARDINES has entered the server
Breetan!!: powned
Breetan!! lays siege to Sevastapol
Les_Franse lays siege to Sevastapol
ruSSian_empire: ah
Battle of Balaclava... Server: Black Sea[edit]
ruSSian_empire deploys artillery batteries
ruSSian_empire: ha i still hav teh more soldiers than all of u
Breetan!! deploys Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade
Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade charges artillery batteries
damage +1
Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade: woops
artillery batteries fire on Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade
Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade has left the server
Breetan!!: no wth
ruSSian_empire: lol
ruSSian_empire: some1 should write a poem about how nooby they were
All going wrong for Russia... Server: Black Sea[edit]
Les_Franse attacks ruSSian_empire
damage +20
Breetan!! attacks ruSSian_empire
damage+25
Ott.teh.Man attacks ruSSian_empire
damage +10
ruSSian_empire: come on
ruSSian_empire: unfair teams
Breetan!!: no 1 cares n00b
ruSSian_empire: need 2 think of somethin
Tsar_Nick1 inspects the troops
ruSSian_empire: no
ruSSian_empire: did not want to do that
Tsar_Nick1 catches pneumonia
Tsar_Nick1 has left the server
Aliiix.is.czar has server admin privelages (Russia)
Breetan!!: lolololololololololololololololololol
ruSSian_empire: STFU
Breetan!! attacks ruSSian_empire
damage +15
Peace... Server: Black Sea[edit]
ruSSian_empire: we're boned
Breetan!!: thats cos u hav been total nub
ruSSian_empire: sic of u ganging up on me
Ott.teh.Man: pussy
ruSSian_empire: i is just fed up of u, cock
Aliiix.is.czar withdraws army from Crimea
ruSSian_empire: i'll be back
ruSSian_empire has left the server