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Quit. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:20, 4 August 2008 (UTC) I am the winner! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:45, 11 Jun 2008

Do you really think we have got nothing better to do with our time Spang? Oh... MrN  Fork you! 18:46, Jun 11

Dang. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:39, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

:(. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 19:59, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

I don't get it. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:44, Jun 11

This idea was stolen from illogicopedia. I WIN --THE 21:04, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

THE wins! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:07, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Jew all lose! ~ 21:18, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Now this is just a silly forum. Everyone stop editing, and go do something more useful. MrN  Fork you! 21:19, Jun 11

i c wat u did thar -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:21, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

MUAHAHAHAH ~ 21:24, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

I'm not gonna lie; I have nothing to add to this discussion. Now, on to cheating... /me fires up admin powers and sets phasers to "op-abuse." - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:01, Jun 11

thx Spang. You just let me win. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 22:57, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, no. Next person who edits touches children. There. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:58, 11 Jun 2008

Wanna make something of it? - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:05, Jun 12

I wanna see if anyone will realize that I put a comment way up here. I don't think they will... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:31, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

You're a slut. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:33, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

You're the only one who ever meant anything to me, though! I swear! All them others were just for fun! I love you! I will kill you. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:05, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I probably lose. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 01:47, Jun. 12, 2008

Yeah, but there's a bright side to it. I lose, too.--<<>> 02:31, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

One must first taste the bitterness of loss before they can dine on the sweet nectar of victory. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:21, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

You can't get away with it that easily! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:12, 13 Jun 2008

And out of fucking nowhere comes a Bonner! (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 13, 06:50

Oh no it doesn't. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:13, 13 Jun 2008

What about a Boomer? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:18, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Now that's a opening if ever I saw one. Anything I write here is just going to be considered too easy, so I will say nothing. MrN  Fork you! 18:23, Jun 13

I'RE WINNER! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:33, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

NO... ME!!! --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 09:02, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

NO U --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:12, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

NO I • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:51, 15 Jun 2008

/me walks in whistling innocently... (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 15, 19:28

A E I O U W T F??!!? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 20:04, 15 Jun 2008

SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:20, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

That can't possibly win --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:30, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

ATHENSSSSSSS!!!!! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:11, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

MADNESSSSSSS!!!!! ~ ★ БурекСП ★^{★ талк ★}_{★ контриб ★} 00:21, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

sanity. // Berry; speak to me // 16:32 19 June 2008

Well, alright! What do I win? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:36, 19 Jun

Absolutely nothing. Regret Tenenbaum 00:38, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

The finest nothing not in all the universe! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:16, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Wha.. (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 20, 06:32

Woo, I won! I felt like I did pretty well on my essay, and even though there was a fire alarm during the 4th section I still won! Dartmouth, here I come! sirsysrq @ 17:34 Jun 20

We tied then, since I was copying your paper the whole time. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:48, 20 Jun

How did we get from "nothing" to essays? This is so pointless... just like life. Regret Tenenbaum 01:32, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

It's only pointless if you keep losing like this. You need to be a winner like me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:32, 21 Jun 2008

May I take my share of winning ? Zohail 03:39, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

No. God hates you. Regret Tenenbaum 03:48, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

This thread is fail.

Because I just won. sirsysrq @ 13:04 Jun 21

If this was fail, it'd be on your user page. NO U! -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:29, 21 Jun

Does that even make sense?! Regret Tenenbaum 15:55, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Since when is that a prerequisite? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:59, 21 Jun

What doth that even mean??? Regret Tenenbaum 16:27, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

What he means is give me your money. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:29, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Even if I had any money, I would have spent it on this awesome new sig! SHAZAM!!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:25, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

But you didn't, so now you're fail too. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:08, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:40, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

VGD >=3 00:56, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

...An anime character which looks like Sora from Digimon? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 03:06, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Kinda. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:24, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:44, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Meh. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:52, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

It's Bleach, man... I think... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:16, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

The one is. There are two others that I don't recognize. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:38, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Pinky and the Brain, respectively. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:02, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

My face in your face, respectively. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:11, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

You people are all wrong. It's Azumanga Daioh. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some cosplay to do.--<<>> 12:13, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

It's random. RANDOM!! --AAA! (AAAA) 15:15, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

This section is win

Because I win! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:21, 26 Jun 2008

FU Spang! Dexter111344 won fair and square. — Sir Manticore 05:24, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

The history says otherwise! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:47, 26 Jun 2008

I won?!? AWESOME!!! Baphomet travelled to the third state to ratify the American Constitution(which is also located in south-east section of the nation and the state I happen to live in). --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:12, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

You'll never win! At anything! Not even weddings or arson! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:50, 26 Jun 2008

I already beat the Devil. Think I can't beat you?!? Seriously though, just let me win. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:58, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Ok you win. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:43, 26 Jun 2008

Damn you. I always wanted to win. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:44, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

You can win too then. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 10:18, 26 Jun 2008

But what about the environment? Is it going to win? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:58, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Each of these letters was trucked in individually using only the most run down, exhaust producing trucks and during our lunch break we poured some toxic waste into the river for fun, but we only strangled birds with those Eco bags... so I think you can say the environment is winning to. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:27, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Yea, look at all the stuff it's getting! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:06, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

What the hell is that random pic at the top? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:00, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

It's a suicide bomber! ~ ★ БурекСП ★^{★ талк ★}_{★ контриб ★} 21:58, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

No, it's Elvis Presley!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:59, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

No, it's Elvis Presley navigating a suicide bomber! ~ ★ БурекСП ★^{★ талк ★}_{★ контриб ★} 22:24, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

I see... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:21, 27 June 2008 (UTC) Burek! Get your sig off of mine, you'll make it dirty!

Wrong you moron! Oh well, what can you expect from a Haitian... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:55, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, there's only one response to that: ring finger! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:39, 27 Jun 2008

So, the new goal is to be the first person to go off the page? Well, hell.............................................................................................................. I win on that front, too. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:18, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Whoa. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:23, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

You're doing it wrong. It's: whoa. Keanu Reeves (talk) 06:20, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

And then he got fired. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:28, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Fuck bitches! Elect Hoes! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:38, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

I feel cramped here. --AAA! (AAAA) 14:18, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Yes, quite cramped indeed. Well good fellow, would you like me to summon Gerta to get you another glass of wine? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:12, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

I win! " 'The time has come' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things. Of shoes and ships ans dealing wax, of cabbages and kings!' " Also - "Ooooh, what a pretty fire." Love,  

Gak, this topic squishing shall not come to an end! NEVER! And you all shall NEVER WIN! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:54, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Sometimes I cry for no reason.

Also, pie. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:54, 28 Jun

Yes! Delicious, delicious, PIE! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO /me rolls around on the floor Roman Bob Saget Man Guy Girl Wut?> 01:08, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Sorry. We don't know how he escaped. Come on, Frankie. You're gonna go back to that nice padded room. Yeah. The warm white one. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:25, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

WHO THE FUCK IS JEFF?!-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:42, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Jeff is my 2 foot tall alligator. He's standing here now. Don't you see him? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:46, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

And Karen chose that thing over me?!... *sigh... I need to talk to my psychiatrist about this... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Jeff is awesome! FU Regret Tenenbaum! /me cries. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:32, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

The Illuminati see you.--LOLsupreme 10:25, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

The Illuminati can suck my b go to hell! (and so can Jeff.) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:32, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Which one of you is Olipro's newest bitch? Yeah, I went there. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:46, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Okay, I'm sick of this. Everyone go and do something constructive for the site and let this topic die! And don't post any responses, either! Do that just will keep this topic active for even longer than necessary! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:01, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

If you are sick of this, go away and do something else. I haven't posted anything yet. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 21:31, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Well said! Do what he said, everyone! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:05, 03 Jul 2008

Sweet. Can a n00b perhaps win the games? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:03, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

n00bs never win anything! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:08, 03 Jul 2008

Awww man! I guess suicide is the only answer then... The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:11, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! Love,  

No you don't. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:40, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

No, I do, unless there is some factor I have not considered. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 21:17, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

It just so happens, there is: "FU Spang! Dexter111344 won fair and square. — Manticore Icons-flag-au.png Bot 05:24, 26 June 2008 (UTC)". --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:23, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Haha, it may be check but not checkmate. Also, this is backgammon, not chess. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 21:41, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Backgammon? I thought we were playing Super Mario Bros. We are, aren't we? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:25, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

No. If anyone responds they are a terrorist.-- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 22:36, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm already on the no-flight list. If anyone responds, they suffer from Gay Bowel Syndrome. Oh and feature that for it is funnier than almost everything. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:11, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Say guys........

What the hell is that thing over there?! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:37, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Looks like cruton to me... WHAT?!? Quick looking at me! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:06, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Quick, looking at me! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:08, 04 Jul 2008

Shucks, I look at you quickly all the time with your... pink and unicorns. And that rainbow. Just don't get that Gay Bowel Syndrome. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:12, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

I had that once and it is not pleasant. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:35, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

no i win. *belch* user:rocky0718

lol --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:40, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Why, thank you! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:04, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Yo. Ding dong. Ding dong, man. Ding dong, yo. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 20:58, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Yo. How are you?

Cause I'm cut-rate. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:38, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

This is still going on?

Might as well throw an edit in. -RAHB 12:07, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Why? Who? Where? Taco? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:51, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Muh-Muh-MUH.... Scrooby Doo 20:02, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

MATT DAMON!!!!!!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:17, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:22, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Wanna write an article called HowTo:Spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Anybody? Where's that one funny crazy bastard - the one with a twitch? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:10, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Penis. --thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) (flames) 02:51, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Word. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:41, Jul 11

Rape is also a word. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:09, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

I love you guys. TERRORIST FIST BUMPS ALL AROUND! On me!--<<>> 03:11, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Yay! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:20, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Don't you get it? The more we do this, the more time it will take! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:28, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

IT'S A PARADOX! RUN! There's only one way out... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 17:10, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

That's not the way out. This is.Click the link! You know you want to! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:31, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

This is an edit. -RAHB 20:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

This is not an edit. ~ ★ БурекСП ★^{★ талк ★}_{★ контриб ★} 20:41, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

And I like Mario games. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:55, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

And I think Zelda games are better. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:44, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

It's not how you play the game

It's if you win or lose. Don't confuse, win or lose! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:18, Jul 15

We like pie. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:48, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

I like ice cream cake, actually. I eat one every year, for my birthday - which happens to be in February, so it's usually snowing or raining. Needless to say, it is a cold cake. Either way, I'm the current winner! Love,  

You wish this wasn't on my watchlist, don't ya? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:13, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Quick, someone ban Dexter. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:13, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

What are we doing to ourselves? Over a damn forum? Have we gone out of our minds? Ivana Win This is Peyton Manning's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASA

There shall be, ONLY ONE!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:37, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

for the last time led, i am NOT neo and this is NOT the matrix. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:25, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

You just lost the game. Again. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:46, 22 Jul 2008

DAMMIT! I'm the one who always say, "Again." --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:43, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

i am editing from the future, i win!

suck it, losers! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:38, 22 July 3008 (UTC)

But, I'm above all time. Therefore, I won't quit. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:42, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Above all time? You mean like The Jesus?! Gasp! Is that you, Jesus? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:22, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

What? You mean you are 1000 years behind me? You suck. This is Peyton Manning's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASA 04:40, 27 July 4008 (UTC)

So which is going to go on the longest?

This or Forum:Count to a million??? MrN  Fork you! 04:44, Jul 27

That depends, by the time they are done with 1000000, it'll be 2010 or something. Last person to edit will be archived when they don't feel like playing, or put up for QVFD. This is Peyton Manning's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASA Something like 7-27-08 at 7 in the morning UTC...

I think this'll be finished first. Since I was already declared the winner and all... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:52, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

So has everybody who edited this page. This is Peyton Manning's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASA 16:48, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

But I was declareded teh winzor by Mantiwhore. "FU Spang! Dexter111344 won fair and square. — Manticore 05:24, 26 June 2008 (UTC)" --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:38, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes, but isn't Manticore also an Austrailian? You can't trust them damn Aussies. For all we know, he might have meant something completely different... something like REGRET WINS!!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:46, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Let's see if we can beat those idiots at the other thing. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:56, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

What? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I win.

I hereby claim victory on this game. Anyone who edits after me will have to face my vengeance. --mrmonkey72 03:41, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I have a scalpel. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:42 Jul 29, 2008

I have a bigger one. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:46, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

In my bed! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:46, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I have one the size of a baseball bat in my closet with my best friend. [01:52, 30 July 2008 (UTC)]I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.

I have a scalpel that grows to be slightly bigger than whatever all of you have. --mrmonkey72 02:00, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey, Heath Ledger is dead. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:24, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Stream of Kat's Consciousness

Hey, I like puppies. My head hurts. I hope my Firefox loads quickly. I want a Little Debbie. But my mom isn't asleep yet so I can't sneak into the kitchen. I hope Lee isn't mad at me because I can't go to her party on Saturday. I like Camp Rock. My eyebrow is twitching. I want some grape juice. It's good for your kidneys. Jessica Simpson once had a kidney infection. I like Ashlee better. Pete Wentz is short. I'm five foot nine and 122 pounds. I disappear when I turn sideways, my mom says. I can't believe I'm a junior in high school. I can't wait until college! I hope I get to meet Tim Gunn. The sad thing is this really is the way my though pattern is going. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 02:57, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

You liked Camp Rock? WTF? Then again, I watch Wizards of Waverly Place... /me shuts up. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:03, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm too cool to know you. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 03:07, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Your mother was too cool to ever love you. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:09, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Fucking fuck. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 03:17, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Call that a stream of consciousness? Mine revolves around A) What music I'm listening to right now, B) What music I'm going to listen to later, C) What music I plan to illegally appropriate via uTorrent, D) what concerts I plan to attend, and E) Wanking. Summer is awesome. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Jul 30

uTorrent is the sex. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 14:35, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Really? So I've been doing it wrong this whole damn time?! No wonder... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:57, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

You'll never win!

EVER!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:40, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I can't stand destiny. --LOLsupreme 16:11, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Dude. Totally. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:16, Jul 31

lolwut

k sirsysrq @ 17:16 Jul 31

SysRq wins. Can we go home now? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:42, 31 Jul

Shit, well, no, because now Optimuschris wins. And now me, again. VICTORY! --mrmonkey72 17:44, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

It doesn't matter. We've all lost The Game by now anyways. I don't see how I can live with myself. sirsysrq @ 17:49 Jul 31

Have you tried heroin? I find when you're hooked on smack you can live with anything. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:50, 31 Jul

Actually, that's how I got through those few months where my brother was repeatedly shooting me in the forehead with a .9mm. Pretty annoying, but you're right. Heroin can get you through anything. sirsysrq @ 18:00 Jul 31

I ♥ you all. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:29, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Then how come you never return my calls? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:03, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Cause you took out a restraining order, so I can only stalk you in the darkness. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:05, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

LOVE VANDALISM CONQUERS ALL

♥







sirsysrq @ 15:52 Aug 1

Laaaaaaame. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:05, Aug 1

Whatever. I still won this thread. FUCK LITTLE ASIAN BOIz!!! sirsysrq @ 16:17 Aug 1

For real. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:31, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Last edut. [04:42, 2 August 2008 (UTC)]Choose a fate of epic proportions. One Two Three Four Five Six and Seven

Not. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:45, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Isn't this pointless?

Maybe it is, but we can't be sure before we know what we can win. Maybe peace of mind. 84.194.239.31 18:40, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

I UNDERSTAND ABOUT INDECISION! I DON'T CARE IF I GET BEHIND! PEOPLE LIVIN' IN COMPETITION!!! ALL I WANT IS TO HAVE MY PEACE OF MIIII-IIIIIIND....! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH (nuh nuh nuuuuuh, duh nuuuuh duuuuuh) -RAHB 18:47, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

wat? --97.96.166.65 19:55, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME! I GUESS I SHOULD BE GOIN', YEAH! AND TIME DOESN'T WAIT FOR ME, IT KEEPS ON ROLLIN'... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:46, Aug 2

You gize know I love you all. But if anyone quotes a single line from a Boston song again, I will tear out their vocal chords and shove them down my dish disposal. =D sirsysrq @ 21:38 Aug 2

And we all know what that's like. It'd be more than a feeling, suffice to say. Although some people may like it as foreplay, it would take a long time to feel better after something like that. Anyways, I gotta go, I think I smell something smokin'. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:09, Aug 3

Wow, this is still going? -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 22:57, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

No. Everyone, just stop editing. Now. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:36, 03 Aug 2008

For. me to win and Everyone else to quit editing. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 00:37, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Kerkill everyone who edits this after me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:12, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

I am Kerkill proof. Therefore I am the last to edit. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:44, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

And I'm THINKERER! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:53, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

WTF I will win this war!--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:34, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

No I --LOLsupreme 11:29, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Is it really about the winning? I thought it was about the cheese! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:54, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

IMMA FIRIN MAH SOMETHIN'!

YES, I AM! [IMMA FIRIN MAH COLIN MOCHRIE! 17:55, 4 August 2008 (UTC)]Choose a fate of epic proportions. One Two Three Four Five Six and Seven

There.

I won. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 18:00 Aug 04, 3008

At failing. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:08, 04 Aug 2008

True that. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:15, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

<Spang> DrSkullthumper: If you're about to import wrongly-dated revisions, DO NOT do that

That was uh... close. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 18:16 Aug 04, 2008

Monkey Butt

Closing in on Nazi Italy, I must sing a song of joy and rapture over my descent into the burning hell that is Ireland. Join me, and perish, mein comrades! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:18, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

What's that about Ireland? -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:11, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm too drunk to tell. BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR... DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA OMFG! NEW SIG! 22:27, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Locked

There I won! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:29, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

But we were just about to talk about why America needs to look past the upfront cost of alternative energy sources and begin building new solar and wind power plants. It's the only way we can become energy independent, not to mention the global warming stuff (which is an even more important issue despite what FOX News says). --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:45, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

i c wut u did thar

u cant fol me DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA I has a bucket/No they be stealing my bucket 15:33, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Well. You've had a lot of dick, but you ain't had mine. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:14, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

I think he had mine, that night when we both did a whole bunch of meth. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:19, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

That was last Saturday, right? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:06, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

I got home from GM and I find myself losing

Well I am not anymore. Quit editing already. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:57, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Dont be so pathetic. 84.194.239.240 10:24, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

no u --AAA! (AAAA) 19:31, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

No me. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

You don't exist yet, at least wait a few more hours. 84.194.239.240 21:12, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

this iz fuckin stupid im goin to bed!

No.

Too bad. You lost like you lost The Game. I'll lose every day, so reluctant to win. I don't care. Just wait for Dexter to come back. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Did you know SIg is in Sigfried? The time is 05:09, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

<post devoid of content> -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 19:48, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Winner

I am --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:38, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

NO! i win --Deadman0603 09:28, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

You got it all wrong. I said I win! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:09, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

• I digged this story! DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 19:41, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

That's It Time To End It But First Time to sing:

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down,

Never gonna run around and desert you.

Never gonna make you cry,

Never gonna say goodbye,

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Now quit editing so I can win!--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 12:08, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

Request denied. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:05, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey I held the Lead for over 2 days the longest anyone was winning here. Ha Now Time For you to quit editing. Oops IP Edit from me! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:04, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

*bump* -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:19, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Sometimes you have to wait a while for the bureaucracy to process your request. As stated above, denied. Have a nice day. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:18, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

All Right Welcome To Bonner Springs, KS! And BTW I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Papers came through apparently if you look here, just below th- PSYCH! I ARE WINNER --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:57, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Meh! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:20, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Hmm... --AAA! (AAAA) 16:01, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

I WIN!!!! I won...--SunnyChow 16:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

That's bogus dude. - Bill & Ted | | Most Excellent Discussions! | Most Non-Heinous Contributions! -

FEATHER. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

AdLib Roll'd

Never gonna rape,

Never gonna rape,

Never gonna turn around and rape you.

Never gonna make you rape,

Never gonna say, "suicide bomber",

Never gonna rape a suicide bomber and rape you.

Heck no techno|talk 19:49, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:06, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

I don't know, but I have another question. How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?

Google. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:56, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Does a panther rape on New Orleans Square? Is the bishop Christian? ~ Chair. Rodrigo S. P. "Spuddy" Burek 19:25, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Only on Thursdays -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:34, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Yay, Thursdays. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:17, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

I don't get it. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:02, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

I said that already. ----> I don't get it. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:44, Jun 11 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:18, Aug 16

WTF LOL I win --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:41, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Shut up. It turned to Mad Libs. A obscene suicide bomber went to the Xanadu. Unfortunately, he was Christian. So he was SHOT. Yay? Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 14:40, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah but didn't he also rape a suicide bomber in the suicide bomber, even though they lived in Xanadu? Or was it a obscene suicide bomber? -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 21:19, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks a lot, Heckno.... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:14, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

All About Wining

Yea I win don't edit anymore. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 23:40, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

All about losing.

I have no cookie, because there is no spoon. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 16:40, 18 August 2008 (UTC) Also,

All about loosing

Loosign ftw! -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:38, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

...Hell yeah? The Ghost of Methamphetamine(23:36 08-18-2008)

Really All About looosing

you loooooooooooose I win --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:56, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

CAN YOU KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP?! DEXTER WILL ALWAYS BE THE FUCKING WINNER! Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 14:46, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Uhhh No. Anyway I don't stop talking!!! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:19, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

151515151519616514581914561489416 Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 16:35, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Revelation

Maybe "last person to edit wins" means "last person to edit uncyclopedia wins" and not just this thread. FOOLS! It doesn't mean that at all. Hahahahahah! Haha! -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 22:21, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

If it did, you're all going down. I will have my grandchildren edit this under my name when I'm dead. Oh, they'll hate it, but Grandpa put it in his will and they've got to follow his wishes. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:41, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Then we'll just have to make sure you don't have any grand children, won't we? Where's my Winchester? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:55, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey There!

Meh... I doubt I'll win. --Kglee 23:14, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

...Yeah. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(23:56 08-20-2008)

Hey I acutally held the lead here for over 2 days once. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:46, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Ice Ice Baby

Let's do Ice Ice Baby. I'll just stop, and someone has to pick it up where I left off.

Yo Vanilla kick it one time boyeeeeee. Alright stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn out the lights and I glow. To the extreme I rock a mike like a vandal, light up onstage and wax a chump like a candle. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 15:59, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Are we there yet?

What did I win? ~ 16:03, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

No, actually I've won as I have the only true word for "win"— Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:07, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

HAY

Vagina.

I'm sorry, that was completely inappropriate. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 16:16, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Considering you have one. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 19:29, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

While you only wish you did. OH BURN Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 19:38, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

AHAHAHAHA!

I can still edit it!!!!! Roman Dork Bird 04:02, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

ME TOO! oh YES! -RAHB 08:22, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

This isn't over! YOU HEAR ME??? THIS ISN'T OVER! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:30, Aug 22

So? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I win peur ts ni asn qoliuv edis.--LOLsupreme 14:46, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Nobody wins.

Or cares. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 15:39, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Interesting theory. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:27, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

This was more fun when only the ops could edit. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Aug 24

For you, maybe. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 22:03, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, pretty much. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:07, Aug 24

Yea My Name is Nobody I Win! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:56, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Why do people keep saying that? You haven't won! Stop it! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:40, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

I win. Last person to edit

I... can't argue with that. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:41, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Yea I agree the last person to edit wins! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 03:13, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

I can - Even laster person to edit, the lastest, in fact, and thus the winner

Nope I have to disagree there you are not. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:09, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

Nobody else but me is allowed to edit this from now on. You've been warned. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:12, 27 Aug 2008

Okay. — Sir Manticore 02:14, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Sounds fair to me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:15, Aug 27

Okay then. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:26, 27 Aug 2008

I think I can accept those terms. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 02:28, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Right, so, we're agreed. No one besides Spang can edit this page as of 2 hours and fifteen minutes ago. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:44, Aug 27

OKAY, How long will this last? --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:04, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Forever. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 20:16, 27 Aug 2008

O-RLY --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:41, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

I win forever

Please look at the time when I edit this. I win! you all lose! --SunnyChow 13:47, 22 December 2024 (UTC)

Really? Damn. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:35, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

It's what's in the page history that counts. Even sannse can't change that.-- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 19:45, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Yep --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 20:16, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I think sannse could change the history with oversight. Even I could change the history that all of you see by deleting certain revisions. It's deliciously nefarious. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:06, Aug 29

Or import revisions. But that would actually properly break stuff, so don't do that. Also because it's technically not editing, just importing, and so you'd automatically lose and be a complete failure. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:50, 29 Aug 2008

Please Don't break this topic I can't win that way. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:33, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

Any sysops who fuck with this topic smell like hedgehogs. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 19:44, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

Got Proof? --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:36, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

I agree with SunnyChow 13:18, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

I removed the no editing tag!

You're welcome. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(15:11 08-30-2008)

No one said thank you. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 19:31, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Guess what? FUCK YOU. JudgeZarbi TALK 19:36, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Please. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 19:42, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

I reinstituted the no editing tag!!!

Its removal brought about a lot of bad humor and queer sex. 84.194.239.240 20:36, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

I re-uninstated the no editing tag. More bad humor and queer sex, please. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:50, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Yay, queer sex. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:58, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. Queer sex is the number one issue on America's mind. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:44, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

While this is unprotected, I'm sneaking in my edit. Edit, edit, edit, edit. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:54, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

I edited your edit. Beat that. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:36, 03 Sep 2008

/me hugs Spang MrN  Fork you! 01:38, Sep 3

Kewl you mean this topic is still alive? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:34, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

For a while there, Sims won... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:52, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Woah, nevermind. Sorry Sims. Unless you happen to be Dr. Skullthumper... are you? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:54, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Nope, I'm definitely not Skullthumper. Oh well. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:55, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Ahh I can edit at last until TKF gets his hands on it again. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:34, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Bullshit. I was the winner a long time ago. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:56, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Actually, TKF declared me winner. I win. Won. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:11, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Manticore>TKF. You know that it is true. Don't act like it isn't. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:37, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

I was the winner before it was popular. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:24, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

I actually held the lead for 2 days here once without having the forum locked so if anyone wins, I do. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:57, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

You'll never win. And TFK is just jealous that he doesn't have the editing skills, or isn't interesting enough to make this game stop. Though nobody should actually edit this, after me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:32, 05 Sep 2008

Yea I'll stop. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:01, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

BTW Protection Edits don't count. I am sure Spang would agree to me here. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:21, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

They don't. They really don't. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(14:42 09-6-2008)

Of course they don't. But what I want to know is when Thekillerfroggy will work out that protecting the topic bumps it back up to the top of the forum. Madness! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:33, 07 Sep 2008

The best way to win by power abuse would actually be to delete the forum, then only restore up to your own last revision, bumping it back in the queue and making your own edit the "last one." Not that I'd do something like that, or anything. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:40, Sep 7

But even then you technically wouldn't be the last person to edit it... you'd be the last person with an edit visible in the history. The universe would know. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:11, 07 Sep 2008

Yeah, well, the universe is a poopyhead. Fact. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:37, Sep 7

Agreed. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:40, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

I second that agreeing. Sire Methamphetamine! 14:25, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Abstain I don't think the universe is a poopyhead but I can't prove it isn't. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:51 7 September 2008

Then perhaps you'd like some milk, instead? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:59, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Sure! Oh... You meant milk. I thought you were being euphamistic. :( SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:01 7 September 2008

It's real sour milk, too. Oh, GOD no. Sire Methamphetamine! 18:41, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Not salty no? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:21 7 September 2008

I can edit

Awesome. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 22:07, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

I'd like to bring up the topic of salty milk again. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:39 7 September 2008

No, it's just sour milk. I'm sorry, you want me to--? Sire Methamphetamine! 00:00, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm game if you are. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:01 8 September 2008

Its MILK dammit! No innuendo! Just MILK. I'm in denial again T_T -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:07, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

It's going to be semen in a few minutes. Sire Methamphetamine! 00:31, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Semen? What's that? You want to show me, Meth? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:33 8 September 2008

Yeah. Just wait (about) 10 minutes. Sire Methamphetamine! 00:37, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh hell yes And that's semen. Although I didn't need to tell you, but it was for the fun of cumming. Sire Methamphetamine! 00:51, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I see men who are having a little too much fun with this page ;) -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:12, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I came. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:03, Sep 8

I Saw. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:52, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I missed it. Can you do it again, please? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:38 8 September 2008

Preferably in slow-motion. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 19:22, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah cos then I can watch it in double speed and it'll be like playing it normally. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:29 8 September 2008

You would. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 19:40, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't see why not. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:43 8 September 2008

I don't see. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 19:49, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I'd hate to be blind. Rather you than me buddy. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:53 8 September 2008

I'm not blind. I was hiding under a sheet so I could be invisible. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:02, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh i thought that was a ghost. All this time I've been talking to this yuca plant. Being partial sighted sucks. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:08 8 September 2008

Blame the Masturbation Rumors! Sire Methamphetamine! 23:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

If only I'd known!!! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:11 9 September 2008

My eyesight shortened. Damn. Sire Methamphetamine! 00:31, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes but someone as Bisexual as you it was bound to happen! Just cum everywhere, the laws of statistics dictate that it was going to happen. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:35 9 September 2008

Fucking Revert War

Yea don't revert here or have edit wars. BTW I win --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:04, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

No. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:59 9 September 2008

Now I am being listed by starnes 2 now and I'll probably get revert again. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:52, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I have. No idea. What that sentence means. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:01 10 September 2008

He said he might get reverted. I may be half-blind, but I can still hear illiterates. Sire Methamphetamine! 23:39, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Wow! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:43 10 September 2008

Kilroy was here!

No he wasn't, regret. Sire Methamphetamine! 00:43, 11 September 2008 (UTC) We will really forget

Yes he was! He was everywhere, man! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:48, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Uh-huh. That was you in a Kilroy costume. From last Halloween. More people in jail than any other country Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! 00:12, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Hopefully the previous edit wasn't an admin I already got blocked for it. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:32, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Sawblade got blocked again! Sire Methamphetamine! 17:58, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

HA! -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 20:34, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

.-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:46, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

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*shakes head in disgust* No. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:58 14 September 2008

I don't get blocked often mainly because nobody cares. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 23:45, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Congrats. You've made history. Now here's an M16. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:29 09-18-2008)

Man it was so close to getting that unedited header too. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:06, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

edit--LOLsupreme 08:06, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

That was no edit. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:16, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm feeling a bit sick. Kinda high fever, but I'll survive. And I have the writing portion of the graduation testing. The rest of the testing is going to happen next semester. It's fucked up.

That's all I have to say. I wonder if I'll become delusional and write a masterpiece... Plus, it's the first thing in the morning... Fuck. The topic is probably going to be some inane crap. The auditorium is cold. That's where I'll be writing. I'm already in there for first period. Wait... What is orchestra going to do? I hate how they don't give orchestra a room and then use the auditorium whenever they wish, thusly kicking us in orchestra out. Well... It doesn't really affect me, though. I'm in there either way... Hun... I'm still pissed off how they kick out the orchestra.

I think the cello section should play some Apocalyptica at our Christmas concert, in front of the whole school. We have six cellists. That's the largest we've had since I've been there. Plus, I think it's the best overall we've had. One of the cellist is graduating this year, and three of us are probably going to quit, leaving just two. Our orchestra will suck next year. Right now, only two of the second violinists even play. The violas suck. Two of them don't play, and the other one is graduating this year. Right now, the orchestra is us cellists and first violinists. I mean it. Plus, two of the first violinists are graduating this year, though.

Well, I have said a lot... Goddamn, I need sleep... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:32, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Nice try! But you're never going to win if you keep on going to sleep like that. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:36, 24 Sep 2008

I have the flu too. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:23 24 September 2008

You better not give me that flu I have to work. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:05, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Achoo! Fuck. Sorry Sawblade. *cough* Goddamn... Well, at least I did well on the writing test. I wrote about giant monkeys from outer space. Also, they're from the future. Who cares if that wasn't what I was suppose to write about? I don't. Shit... I have a writing assessment in World History and a playing test on Friday... The writing assessment is regarding WWII. The playing test is really easy, but damn... I don't wanna do it... I seriously hate school. *cough* --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:43, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Kill your cat -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:31, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Uh no --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:02, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

What the fuck is this still doing here?

I got a D in Physics. Naw, not really.

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-- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:46, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

• I win. Now kindly Fisher Price. JudgeZarbi TALK 17:46, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Whoa a D in Physics. You fail at Failing. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:29, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
    • I win. Now fuck you JudgeZarbi TALK 14:53, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

Guess who didn't go to school Friday, and now has a bunch of shit to make up! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:48, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

Your face? JudgeZarbi TALK 19:02, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

By chance is your English teacher Mr. Winkler. You probably got some sick. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:13, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

I skipped lectures friday 'cos I was hung over. So I feel your pain, Dexter. -- Pastafarian Ape (suffocate) (Riot Porn) 11:29, 28 September 2008 (UTC)