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Camp David

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Delete	Delete. Has the worst quote I have ever seen. Repeating the title in capitals is not humour. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:50, 6 April 2009 (UTC) "Camp David is a homosexual chicken farm in Australia. It has been used by assholes to meet & greet the world since its inception in 438 BC." Enough said. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:27, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Bleah. pillow talk 16:47, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's crap of the highest/lowest order. A good example of how much utter bilge is still on this site. Need to root 'em out. --Romartus 19:56, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Forcibly relocate this article to illogicapedia --Nytrospawn 14:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Montreal Canadiens

Keep	keep Its salvageable --Nytrospawn 14:21, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Completely lacking in humour. EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:41, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. C'est merde. --Romartus 08:55, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Teamcruft. --UU - natter 11:20, Apr 6 Delete. Mr N Fork you! 14:26, Apr 6 Their average salary is like over a million buck US. pillow talk 16:46, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
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WrestleMania

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Delete	Delete Kill it dead. Some IPs have been warring over this, but it's all shite no matter which version you read. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:22, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. . Flatten it. --Romartus 08:50, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh god it's such a mess. --UU - natter 11:12, Apr 6 Holy crap. Who would invest so much time into creating something so awful? pillow talk 16:44, 6 April 2009 (UTC) lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:25, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
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Adolf Gates

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Delete	I can't believe it's not Hitler! -- The Colonel (talk) 07:18, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Bucket of shitler. --Romartus 13:37, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete Too random, and not good. Also, don't forget everyone that it is now mandatory to check the history of a page for better versions before it is nominated as per the change in the rules above. Not that there is a problem with that here however. Mr N Fork you! 14:24, Apr 4 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:48, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 10:53, Apr 6
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New Text Document.txt

Keep	Weak keep. Maybe removing the plethora of red links or erm... I thought the concept was quite okay. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:07, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Keep It's OK. Mr N Fork you! 14:25, Apr 4 Keep. It amused me, but I'm a mathematician disguised as a computer scientist. (If I get bored, I might even touch it up, but don't hold me to it.) --monika 20:12, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. I don't understand it but I will defer to a mathematician. --Romartus 08:31, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Keepish. Tolerable, I suppose. --UU - natter 10:52, Apr 6 Keep and force monika to touch it up. Maybe kidnap her cat. pillow talk 16:43, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Trust me, this article would better off be blank or simply non-existent. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:13, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:51, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	@Hyperbole: My cat will fuck your shit up. Seriously. If you're going to kidnap him, bring sedatives. --monika 17:42, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Oh, I always bring sedatives. Not sure I want to share them with a cat, though. pillow talk 21:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC) I keep my Neosporin in the top left drawer in my bathroom. --monika 22:32, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you! 22:39, Apr 6

Cortana

Keep	Keep. A terrible article on a notable subject is better than no article at all. Saberwolf116 11:58, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Halo: Deletion Evolved. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:00, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete I generally agree with Saberwolf116, however this article appears to have nothing to do with the subject. Mr N Fork you! 14:27, Apr 4 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:54, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 10:51, Apr 6 Delete. I don't agree with Saberwolf. A terrible article on a notable subject inspires people to come to Uncyclopedia, look up the notable subject, and conclude that we are all a bunch of mouth-breathing idiots. pillow talk 16:41, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Yup. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:40, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. One of those articles that presumes everyone knows what the writer is talking about. --Romartus 08:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Liquid OS

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Delete	melt it -- The Colonel (talk) 07:00, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Freeze it --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:45, 5 April 2009 (UTC)' Kerkill it at room temperature. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:48, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Squit Diddly Squat. --Romartus 08:58, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 10:47, Apr 6
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BillyMobile

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Delete	Send it to hell. -- The Colonel (talk) 06:54, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Remove off the road and place writer and article in the crusher. --Romartus 13:36, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Replace it with this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:11, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 10:45, Apr 6 Cock Rings. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:28, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
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Ow!buntu

Keep	Keep Does not look like random nonsense to me. Mr N Fork you! 13:16, Apr 5 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Keep! --monika 20:02, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Needs a bit of a clean, but it's OK. --UU - natter 10:37, Apr 6
Delete	Random Nonsense -- The Colonel (talk) 06:49, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Can we create an exclusion zone for articles like this here. Label 'Serious Geek Idiots Come Visit' or something. --Romartus 13:35, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Who else is going to read it? Mr N Fork you! 13:16, Apr 5 I am sure there are a few nerds who will be wetting their pants reading it. --Romartus 09:01, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you! 14:28, Apr 6

Winn Dixie

Keep	Keep No pants. Mr N Fork you! 13:11, Apr 5 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:08, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Not bad. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:49, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Doesn't really trigger any delete reflexes. --UU - natter 10:32, Apr 6
Delete	Delete unless it manages to do a hoedown. -- The Colonel (talk) 06:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Windows for Retarded Rednecks ? Well if you like humour built around that basic joke - then this for you. However like a lot of these humour trails - it runs cold after paragraph two. --Romartus 13:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you! 22:42, Apr 6

This page

Keep	Feeble Keep . It doesn't offend me - that's all. --Romartus 20:27, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Needs a little tidy though. -RA HB 22:23, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Keep I was hoping I was not the only one who thought that... Oh, you will never guess what, but looked in the history, and found that someone had added a load of gibberish which I removed easily. Someone should definitely make that a rule for nominating on VFD or something... Mr N Fork you! 01:18, Apr 4 Keep --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:53, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:07, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. You know what's a better article than this page? This page does not exist. pillow talk 18:09, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. While it isn't as bad as some things that have ended up being kept here, I'd say Self-reference does a far far better job of this. So we don't need this. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 18:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Still a load of crap, with or without the edits. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:38, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N Fork you! 16:24, Apr 5

Ballet

Keep	Keep. it's not very good, but if we leave it here someone might fix it. It's the foundation of a page, it just needs finishing --Aquaseal 19:53, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Wait for the Men in Tights to sort this one out. --Romartus 20:22, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. This article has stolen twenty seconds away from me that I will never get back. pillow talk 18:03, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:58, 3 Apr Huff -RA HB 22:03, 3 April 2009 (UTC) So you think you can dance? Don't make me laugh. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:43, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete It's always nice to keep articles about notable subjects however there reaches a point when it just starts to get embarrassing. Mr N Fork you! 13:09, Apr 5 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Do you honestly think "Hitler has yet to succeed in causing an asplosion, mainly because strict Russian dance teachers have discouraged much of the general population from becoming ballet dancers. This has prompted Al Gore to make another inspirational movie : Another Inconvenient Truth: If Global Warming Doesn't Kill us, Ballet Will coming to soon to theaters near you." is the foundation of a page on ballet??!! pillow talk 20:56, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Slime mold

Keep	"The best way to cultivate your own slime mold is to remove any ugly grass by covering it up with mulch. The best way to obtain mulch is to steal it from your neighbor." With a little fixup, this could be quite tolerable. -RA HB 22:18, 3 April 2009 (UTC) salvageable There's enough decent stuff in there not to warrant a delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:42, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Oh, you will never guess what, but looked in the history, and found that someone had added a load of gibberish which I removed easily. Someone should definitely make that a rule for nominating on VFD or something. Mr N Fork you! 04:09, Apr 4 Cute. --monika 20:15, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:05, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Eww. Saberwolf116 17:51, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. It is really a bad stub. --Romartus 20:22, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Slimy -- The Colonel (talk) 07:46, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I wouldn't miss it, but it's coherent, and for some reason I find the bad MS-Paint funny. pillow talk 20:57, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you! 15:07, Apr 5

World War IX

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Delete	Die There's about 15 of these. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:01, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete Ya, that one is a shocker. Mr N Fork you! 04:03, Apr 4 Bah. -- The Colonel (talk) 08:00, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.. A quick check on the others in this sequence makes them all worthy candidates for destruction. --Romartus 13:27, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill One less bad WW article. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:22, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
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Electric Boogaloo

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Delete	What the living fuck is this article even about? pillow talk 18:20, 3 April 2009 (UTC) People Forgot. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:40, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yes. Very bad. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:11, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 04:04, Apr 4 Userspace This article, along with Thaddeus T. Wafflebottom were made by User:Cornstarch10 who only made these 2 articles. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:28, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Seems to be linked in a series. Will need to have all its fingers broken to be removed from here without causing a prob.--Romartus 20:31, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Per above, removed the link from the Waffle article to this one. This article is hopelessly intertwined with the Thaddeus Wafflebottom article I mentioned above. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:34, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete The author has not been around since Fed 2007 guys. Hardly worth userspacing and leaving a message on their talk page me thinks... Mr N Fork you! 20:52, Apr 4

Chewbacca defence

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Delete	Delete. Hey, I just got a great idea. Let's steal jokes from South Park, only let's not tell them as well. Anyone? Anyone? pillow talk 18:06, 3 April 2009 (UTC) I love it when people do that. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:37, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. put a redirect to South Park for a proper retelling of the same joke. --Romartus 20:26, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Some previous research points to this term now being accepted into the legal slang lexicon (PDF) but that still doesn't save this.-- 01:03, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 03:03, Apr 4
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Spongebob Squarepants

Keep	Keep Primarly as this article has the word pants in the name. Other reasons include the fact that I just reverted a load of bad edits. Changed the name (which was shit) and removed some more shit. Literally. This article gets a lot of edits, and would soon be created in some other far worse form. It's about a real thing. It's not a great article, but it's the better of two weevils or something... Anyway, I recommend we keep this, but semi-protect it. Mr N Fork you! 20:51, Apr 2 I raised the protection level for moves so that this horrible renaming never happens again (until an admin does it). Also, keep. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:54, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Keep We should have something on this - this isn't it, but it's no longer huffable. --Asahatter (annoy) 21:21, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. On the negative ground that if this is huffed - another slimey scribbler will crawl out and dribble all over this page again. So keep as currently edited by MrN9000. --Romartus 10:45, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Keep, and if anyone doesn't like it, hey, make it better. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:15, 04 Apr 2009
Delete	Delete The level of shittiness is unprecedented. -RA HB 20:30, 2 April 2009 (UTC) delete. yikes. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I think it would have been okay to instant-huff this without a vote. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:35, 2 April 2009 (UTC) For Christ's sake. Too bad I actually like the show these days.....it seems near impossible to write a decent article about this. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:52, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. MrN9000 did an excellent job of removing 20% of the shit from this article. Let's remove the other 80%, now. pillow talk 00:51, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Deleet You can trace the exact point the article devolves into a pile of shite. ...has captivated millions of senior citizens for over 22 centuries, leading to the inevitable and revolutionary Couch Potato Movement of 1872. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:48, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Anyone who has voted delete, please take another look. I removed a lot of shit. Mr N Fork you! 20:53, Apr 2 Your fixing of it still warrants deletion. I read up to Mr. Krabs but I really couldn't take it any more.The picture of Slappy raised bad memories (Thanks Crablogger!). Double kerkill. Yes, double. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:05, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Indeed, per Dex. It looks nicer, but the most of it is still shitty randomness. My vote stands. -RA HB 22:07, 2 April 2009 (UTC) You must be new here. This is Uncyclopedia (Motto: "Most of it is shitty randomness"). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:45, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Reverted back to original version. With new and improved even less crap! ... In a last desperate attempt to save a fellow pants protagonist. Mr N Fork you! 09:55, Apr 3 My vote still stands. Also, protect it from being created by anyone except STM, Cajek, or Ljlego. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:58, 3 April 2009 (UTC) "It stars Tinky Winky as SpongeBob, Elvis Presley as Patrick, Jackie Chan as Squidward, Halle Berry as Sandy, Current President Bush as Mr. Krabs, Ronald McDonald as Plankton and Paris Hilton as Mrs Puff. Guest stars include Stan Smith as King Neptune, Pope John Paul II as SpongeBob's dad, J.K. Rowling as SpongeBob's mom and Oprah Winfrey as Pearl." Seriously dude? -RA HB 21:05, 3 April 2009 (UTC) It's pants! What do you expect. I do think there is some material which is not though. I'm confident that someone could have made this article presentable with less effort than the total of what has been put into this vote already by everyone. Anyway, I have got my trousers so far down around my ankles on this one I don't think I can pull em back up again now! Yea, it's clearly written by you know who ... Rather than having to sysop protect a deleted page I just think it's better to keep it. Mr N Fork you! 01:11, Apr 4 Well, four keep votes to 6 against looks like it's on the way to keeping anyway. Another keep and we can probably end the vote I'd say. You win this round, pant-monger! -RA HB 05:09, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Kept Cos RAHB says so. Also the less people who are forced into having to read this page (who don't want to) the better I say. Also, it's now mandatory that when you nominate on VFD you check the page history for a better version. Not sure if I mentioned that... Mr N Fork you! 05:26, Apr 4 You edit conflicter! I can only hope my removing of the VFD tag from the page itself conflicted you as well. -RA HB 05:29, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

SEHS

Keep	Keep I love the son of a bitch. If you guys at IC don't fix the little bastard up, I'll rewrite the son of a bitch myself. Tell me if I'll have to do that, though. And tell me before the start of Conservation Week. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Mr N Fork you! 21:34, Apr 2 Keep. I can see why it is hated . I hate it too. But is that enough for a deletion ? --Romartus 10:57, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Keep And rewrite, colonize, leave alone, or whatever it is most people fancy. I do agree that the scanners gif is getting really fucking old though. -RA HB 22:07, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Not only is this a terrible article, but a rogue user tricked us for many years into thinking it had been featured. I propose that we delete it, not only to keep Uncyclopedia free of unfunny shit, but also out of spite. pillow talk 17:27, 2 April 2009 (UTC) delete. spite! spite! spite! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:34, 2 April 2009 (UTC) ......... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:09, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Shouldn't it be SAHS? Anyways, random and revolves around that Scanners .gif If you wanna save it Dex, I suggest you do it in you userspace. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:59, 2 Apr Delete Hopefully Dex will keep the idea of "heads exploding from too much thought" because it is a good one minus all the shit that is the article. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:43, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	But we need to at least try rewriting this... ~~Is there any room free on Colonization?~~ --Pentium5dot1 t ~^_^~c 17:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) They have a page you know. It's even linked from the main page! Go and take a look around... Mr N Fork you! 17:59, Apr 2 Sorry to inconvenience you. I did look around there, but it wasn't very clear whether Colonization is even the right procedure for an article like this that's practically an in-joke. --Pentium5dot1 t ~^_^~c 02:32, 3 April 2009 (UTC) "Sorry to inconvenience you" What the hell are you talking about man!?! Call me "Asshole" just like all the other assholes here. Yea, I doubt they would be interested in saving this one. I may be wrong. Mr N Fork you! 10:45, Apr 3 Exact edit tricking us that it'd been featured. I still stand by my vote/promise. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:48, 2 April 2009 (UTC) There was no swearing in that last post? What the hell is wrong with you man? Mr N Fork you! 20:57, Apr 2 I'm outta cuntymints. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:12, 2 April 2009 (UTC) If this gets deleted, redirect to Decapitation Disease, which I believe was genuinely featured. (A day before this article was falsely featured, interestingly enough). --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:41, 3 April 2009 (UTC) If it gets deleted, move it to here. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:00, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you! 05:39, Apr 4

MacSoft

Keep	Keep It's pretty decent for a stub. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:08, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. I would leave it until - if ever - someone else wants to write about this subject. --Romartus 10:00, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 02:02, 31 March 2009 (UTC) delete. poor. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:38, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 20:18, Mar 31 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:14, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Horrible. pillow talk 20:58, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 22:04, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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Greenland

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Delete	Delete
Comments	Improve and a fucking bear. Like, 95% of this article is shit, but I think this place needs its own article and we should definitely keep the "and a fucking bear" thing. It's fucking awesome and a fucking bear. I even changed my MySpace name to "sofia and a fucking bear" after reading this. sofia. 00:37, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Closed Invalid nomination. Please read all the instructions above. We delete articles here, not talk about how to edit them. You should have used the talk page of that article. Mr N Fork you! 00:56, Apr 4

The Total Perspective Vortex

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Delete	Play in your own sandbox, kid. pillow talk 18:23, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. IronLung 20:04, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Take it outside and bury it under the patio . --Romartus 20:33, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:56, 3 Apr Kerkill I think I get what it's suppose to be, but it's not funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:13, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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Snarf

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Delete	... No comment. pillow talk 18:17, 3 April 2009 (UTC) lol wtf, what's with the chick from One Piece. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:42, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill The person who made this ruined ThunderCats. Also, this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:12, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 20:46, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Manatee writer alert.-- 00:59, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 01:01, Apr 4
Comments	Absinthe --Romartus 20:29, 3 April 2009 (UTC) I have no idea how that comment helps me decide to delete this article or not. Mr N Fork you! 01:01, Apr 4

Recess (cartoon)

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Delete	Delete. I'd say I can't believe how shitty this article is - but I can. pillow talk 18:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC) graet now im raetarted Roman Dog Bird 19:39, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Written not to be read by anyone else in the known universe. --Romartus 20:28, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I will not allow you to ruin my childhood bad writers!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:48, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Holy shit Strong WTF! -RA HB 22:24, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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Pornstar Barbie

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Delete	Delete. I will be utterly amazed if this gets even one "keep" vote. pillow talk 18:04, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete That's so bad, nobody will make the unfortunate and idiotic decision to cast the sarcastic "keep" vote just to prove you wrong. You hear that? Nobody will be that lame. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 18:11, 3 April 2009 (UTC) I nearly died laughing at that list. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:36, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill The idea is there, but a rewrite would only be accomplished by removing everything that is currently there. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:18, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. keep the pic only. Rest can go to the pixel bin. --Romartus 20:24, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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Stuff

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Delete	Delete. This is one of the most extreme examples of a shitty listcruft article I've seen. pillow talk 17:43, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:55, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Stuff that needs to be huffed. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:30, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete and redirect elsewhere until properly rewritten. -RA HB 22:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.-- 01:08, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Yeah, yuck, but, isn't this a consideration here? Think of the red links. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 18:05, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Move to undictionary - at least the word definitions ? --Romartus 20:19, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Anyone think of a good redirect? Mr N Fork you! 01:02, Apr 4 matter-- 01:07, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Sweet. Thanks. Mr N Fork you! 01:15, Apr 4 Deleted and redirected Mr N Fork you! 01:17, Apr 4

UnPoetia:Spatula to heaven

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Delete	Delete. Get a famous song. Change some words randomly. Comedy gold. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:06, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. lyrics for weird people with their heads stuck in computers ? --Romartus 20:20, 3 April 2009 (UTC) HA!! HA!! HA!! Delete. pillow talk 20:58, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 22:13, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 01:04, Apr 4 Shank with extreme prejudice.-- 01:05, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
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Mosquito

Keep	Keep I reverted back a few versions and removed a few words here and there. Took me 2 mins maybe. Anyway, I think there is easily enough good stuff in there to keep this. Better than nothing and such... Mr N Fork you! 14:32, Apr 3
Delete	Delete. How the fuck do we keep ending up with so many shitty articles that are nearly identical to one another?? pillow talk 00:49, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Total crap It even says so itself - "mr. shcoemer created mosquito and made life horrible" --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:53, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.Shake can and POINT ! --Romartus 10:40, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Per DJ's two comment -RA HB 22:11, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. On second thoughts, I was probably wrong about this one... Mr N Fork you! 01:21, Apr 4
Comments	Has anyone noticed how many articles that end up here have one or two good lines at the beginning and then turn to junk? Even reverted there is almost nothing of value there. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:47, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Sandpaper

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Delete	Disgusting and unfunny. Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 03:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.. What is there to keep ? --Romartus 10:37, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I'm speechless......-- 10:40, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Even I'm not going to argue with this one... Mr N Fork you! 15:08, Apr 3 Delete To its credit it did have one good line, which is more than most articles on here can claim. - Sand paper can also make a useful map. From the Sahara to Nevada, one single sheet will cover all your needs. Just make sure you have the right grade of paper to suit the scale you require, and you're all set. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:10, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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Shoes (TV Series)]]

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Delete	Delete Listy and unfunny. --Asahatter (annoy) 21:17, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill No substance. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:21, 2 April 2009 (UTC) BawnhierixliddthusiLOLdat goes to Jail. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:23, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 21:29, Apr 2 Delete -RA HB 06:47, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
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Pompel and Pilt

Keep	Keep.. I guess in Norway this is a big joke that goes past me here. However not grounds for deletion in my view . --Romartus 10:29, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. I'd never heard of it, but thanks to Uncyclopedia - the only online encyclopedia I trust for real facts - I am now well-informed. Plus did you see the characters? Vote against and they might come after you. Scary stuff. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:26, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Keep The characters remind me of the Mario Bros. in a way (the fact they don't fix anything but are suppose to). I like this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:43, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:12, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Mr N Fork you! 20:15, Apr 2
Delete	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 02:08, 31 March 2009 (UTC) delete. i doubt codeine's mum has heard of this/these. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:46, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Try asking her about Pompel and Pilot. ;) Mr N Fork you! 20:15, Apr 2
Comments	Kept Mr N Fork you! 20:15, Apr 2

The Grudge

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Delete	Delete Filmcruft. And so I lose my VFD nomination virginity, yay. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 01:52, 1 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.. This is one of those times I have no wish to know what went through the writer's head on this one ! Menstruation obsession ?????. Sounds like a religious loon. --Romartus 10:55, 1 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 01:39, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:52, 2 April 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
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Lessons of 9/11

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Delete	Delete. Offensive, unfunny, unsalvageable list. If for some reason you vote to keep this, you had better be the one fixing it. IronLung 03:16, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 04:02, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 12:16, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Bleah.-- 14:39, 2 April 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:51, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. It isn't good enough to vote for but then judging it offensive is a tricky one as there are plenty of articles here that deserve removing from here on those grounds. --Romartus 06:53, 2 April 2009 (UTC) I definitely don't think that something being offensive is a good enough reason to delete it. Loads of the funniest articles on this site are offensive to someone. In this case it just counts further towards how terrible the article is. IronLung 08:17, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Suicidal Moose

Keep	Keep. Save the meese. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:27, 2 April 2009 (UTC) kelp --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:57, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Not the best but not crap or a stub either. It can be left on the endangered list but not shot yet. --Romartus 06:44, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Keep This article is not finished. It is not pants. Try and learn the difference Saberwolf116 Mr N Fork you! 12:18, Apr 2
Delete	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 01:36, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N Fork you! 12:18, Apr 2

Sprite comic

Keep	Weak keep. It's not my favorite intentionally bad article, but it's serviceable. It kind of reminds me of an Unlympics entry, along the lines of my own User:Hyperbole/Unlympics:Tesla coil. pillow talk 21:57, 27 March 2009 (UTC) Keep -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 02:05, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Mild Keep The writing style is, in fact quite consistent in it's badness. It's a half decent parody of terrible webcomics and could use a format upgrade so it becomes one of those "articles that look like the stuff they parody". It was shit because it was imitating shit and thus trying to become so bad it's good again.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:38, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Keep I imagine this is pretty accurate. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:17, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Keep It is an effective parody. Possibly this is a better version to. [1] --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:51, 2 April 2009 (UTC) Keep -RA HB 05:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete It may be long, but it is EXTREMELY random with an inconsistant writing style. It is a big mess, barely readable. ~SirTags tit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 05:07, 27 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill That was shit. And don't forget{{VFD}}!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:55, 27 March 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:44, 27 March 2009 (UTC) Blah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:12, 28 March 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:55, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. No opinion. Fence sitting on this. --Romartus 08:32, 27 March 2009 (UTC) It's the tricky ones like this when we really need that opinion actually. If you read it, try and toss a vote one way or the other if you can. Voting abs is about as useful as this comment I'm tying now. Actually, I best stop typing as this whole thing is going nowhere... Mr N Fork you! 17:32, Mar 31 Cheese tastes like cheese. pillow talk 17:48, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Redirect to Web comics as likely search term (although I admit that article isn't great either). There really isn't anything that can be merged. I think the "inconsistent" writing style is exactly the point - it is supposed to simulate a typical n00b trying to promote his sprite comic. Failing that, userfy or move to Illogicopedia. --Pentium5dot1 t ~^_^~c 18:02, 27 March 2009 (UTC) Keept -RA HB 05:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Fisher Price

Keep	Keep Without this piece and its timely imperative, all of us over here having intercourse with turds would have gone hungry. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 01:25, 1 April 2009 (UTC) True but does it save mooses? No. Kerkill it. Just for one day. Ultimate prank. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	April Fools fuckers! Saberwolf116 23:26, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill We have funnier stubs. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:06, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	"I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government-every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation. The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old." Think about that when voting. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:04, 1 April 2009 (UTC) go eat shit nazis Saberwolf116 02:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC) Abstain. I am stubbed on this one. --Romartus 10:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC) By the power invested in me by the cabal, I declare this vote non existent. ~ 11:02, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Pearl

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Delete	Delete I submit this pearl of an article for your judgement. "Everybody knows that the rain happens when God urinates, the hail happens when God takes a dump, the snow happens when God has a bad case of diarrhea. But the pearls are actually God's drops of sperm. Whether God is mastubating, hiring a ho (i.e. Mary) or just has sex with his daughter (Saddam Hussein)- it all forms pearls. The oysters represent the women's vagina, and the pearls represent the fertilized fetus". Maybe this is funny to some people. Personally I consider humour related to such issues beneath me. It's pants. Um. Mr N Fork you! 15:15, Mar 31 Delete [insert comment about being beneath MrN last night, if ya know what I mean here] --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:15, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. The writer of this needs to be hosed down before being allowed back in the house...--Romartus 17:32, 31 March 2009 (UTC) pants. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:46, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Can anyone use this extra Delete I have? Oh, how about you, Pearl, could you use it? Yes? OK, then, good. I was only going to throw it out, so don't even worry about it. It's all yours. With my compliments. Bye-bye. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 02:17, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Someone appears to think that we have rules for these things. We really just delete em whenever we fancy ya know ;-) Mr N Fork you! 02:26, Apr 1

John Calvin

Keep	Keep. Not very bright I admit but should be kept until replaced at some later stage - if we ever last that long. --Romartus 23:46, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Unfunny crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:44, 28 March 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 21:47, 28 March 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:30, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Delete Per Monika. Mr N Fork you! 01:33, Mar 29 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:58, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. --UU - natter 09:48, Mar 31
Comments	It's a short stupid spinoff of a featured article. It should be redirected to Calvin and Hobbes. --monika 23:50, 28 March 2009 (UTC) Thanks Mon. You could have said that while voting delete ya know! Mr N Fork you! 01:33, Mar 29 Most people have an opinion but no plan. Not me. --monika 02:50, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Deleted and redirected. --UU - natter 09:51, Mar 31

Pennsylvania State University‎

Keep	Inflatable Sex Toy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:44, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete University‎ Cruft which is going nowhere good. Mr N Fork you! 15:51, Mar 29 Disintegrate with extreme prejudice. Saberwolf116 16:07, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Grudge work. --Romartus 16:09, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:08, 29 March 2009 (UTC) delete. go nittany lions! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:59, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 09:52, Mar 31
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Catspace

Keep	Keep. I actually like this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:43, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. An idea not really carried through well. However - I don;t think it should be deleted when there is a lot worse out there in uncyclopedia land. --Romartus 07:51, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Keep.-Bat^Fuck_Insane 22:05, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. "Catspace is a parallel universe in which cats are created." With an opening like that, I'd vote to keep even if it was your mother. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:02, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Mr N Fork you! 03:12, Mar 31
Delete	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 16:40, 29 March 2009 (UTC) yuck. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:00, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:52, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N Fork you! 03:12, Mar 31

Arthur Dent

Keep	Keep Better than nothing I reckon. Mr N Fork you! 21:54, Mar 28 Keep. Possibly worse than nothing but the jury is still out - having a smoke behind the bikesheds. --Romartus 23:48, 28 March 2009 (UTC) Keep per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:31, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Keep if it is gonna get cleaned. --^Dame 00:13, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Keep MrN made it a nice stub. Just like his mom. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:16, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Pile in jokes on top of in jokes, never really gets anywhere. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:24, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Random (to me), listy, and way too many quotes. There isn't anything to work with as far as a rewrite is concerned either. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:44, 28 March 2009 (UTC) delete. too many quotes and lists. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:57, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	If it's kept, I will clean it up... Mr N Fork you! 23:40, Mar 30 All it needed was a little love. There was some material in there. He has his own asteroid you know... Mr N Fork you! 02:07, Mar 31 You stole my dick. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:08, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Shut up and vote keep before I cut yours off. Not that you have one obviously. Mr N Fork you! 02:12, Mar 31 I stand by my vote cause I don't like being wrong. Plus, if it's deleted, it's less work for me to do. Fuck it. It'll be kept no matter what... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:16, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N Fork you! 02:18, Mar 31

Werevampninzombiebot

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Delete	Disintegrate. Gah, I can't even pronounce the title. Saberwolf116 21:05, 30 March 2009 (UTC) "As it continued to assimilate other species, its attempts were thwarted by one man: Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris did battle with the Werevampninzombiebot in the underwater city of Atlantis on September 6, 2107. It was a feirce battle, but Norris had the advantage: Pure Awesome. Norris used his power of "Pure Awesome" to turn night to day, thus rendering the Werevampninzombiebot into a normal Ninjabot." -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:21, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:46, 30 March 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:55, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Ugh. --^Dame 00:06, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
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Sewer dolphins

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Delete	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:39, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Dismal. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Romartus (talk • contribs) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:23, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Crappy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:25, 30 March 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:55, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
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Jaundice

Keep	Eh... Avoids clichés, not completely unfunny and about as good as an article about jaundice is going to get around here.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:30, 29 March 2009 (UTC) It's not quite jaundice -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 05:41, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. I am going for keep - but I trust it will be replaced or repaired at a later date to remove the non-jokes in there. --Romartus 10:00, 29 March 2009 (UTC) eh, keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:59, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 02:45, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	On a general note. Why can't some of the sockies register when voting for deletion on here ? --Romartus 10:02, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Eh? Mr N Fork you! 16:46, Mar 29 Keept -RA HB 23:38, 30 March 2009 (UTC)