The White Album

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The White Album
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Released November 22, 1968 (UK)
November 25, 1968 (U.S.)
Recorded September 12 - October 30, 1968
Genre White Rock
Length 93:43
Label Apple, Parlophone, EMI
Producers George Martin, Chris Thomas
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Wikipedia entry

The White Album is the 12th album by The Beatles. The Album features 2 Discs, each containing around 15 tracks of pure white noise. It is recommended that you stare directly into a light bulb of at least 60W while listening to it. According to uncertain rumors, all songs contained therin are about cocaine.

Track Listing

Disc One

  1. Blank in the U.S.S.R.
  2. Pale Prudence
  3. White Onion
  4. Ob-la-di Ob-la-Nada
  5. White Cream Pie
  6. The Colourless Story of Colourless Pill
  7. While My Guitar Gently Whites
  8. Happiness is a White Gun
  9. Martha My Bear
  10. I'm so Ivory
  11. Whitebird
  12. Whities
  13. Chalky Racoon
  14. Don't White Me Out
  15. Why Don't We Blank It in the Road?
  16. I White
  17. Paleia

Disc Two

  1. Blankday
  2. Yer Bleach
  3. Mother Ivory's Son
  4. Everybody's Got Something to Blank Except for Me and my Bunny
  5. Creamy Sadie
  6. Whiter Skelter
  7. White, White, White
  8. Deletion 1
  9. Cream Pie
  10. White Truffle
  11. Blank Baby Blank
  12. Deletion 939
  13. Good White

See also