Magical Mystery Tour

Four blokes from Liverpool after an Acid Trip.

According to many, the Magical Mystery Tour is a tour event that happened on the 27th of November 1967. The poster showed four different animals all waving arms near each other. These four animals are a Walrus, Hippopotamus, Rabbit, and Chicken. The event was lead by The Beatles and on the poster with each one an animal. John Lennon was the Walrus, Paul McCartney was the Hippopotamus, George Harrison was the rabbit, and Ringo Starr was the chicken. And the drummer.

Summary

Uncyclopedia talked to a 87-year old man to see what he saw at the age of 36. This is what he said.

“ This was the weirdest thing I've seen!
Okay, so there are these four people talking, I recognize them as the Beatles, nothing weird about that. Problem is, they're all animals. So I hear the voice of Ringo, he's dressed up as a Chicken for some goddamn unknown reason. The next guy was George, and he started singing Blue Jay Way. This song was just so messed up, it essentially broke the rules of music! And George also dressed up as a Rabbit which seemed really cute. Then Paul came and he was a hippopotamus which was a little disgusting. He sang all the happy songs like "The Fool on the Hill", "You Mother Should Know", "Hello Goodbye", all that stuff. The last guy was John Lennon, my favorite Beatle. He sang the weird part of the song library, a good example being "I Am the Walrus". They also sang this love song. So yeah, definitely an Acid trip. ”

Track Listing

- Magical Pot Tour (You Never Know Where It's Going!!!)

-The Dummy in the Mountain

-What Should We Write Now While We're Tripping?

-A Bunch of Mellotron Noise

-Blue Way Jay

-Oh God, Here We Go!

-Yo Mama So Smart

-Eggs, Walruses and Cornflakes

-So Long, Suckers

-Berry Fields and Other Noises

-Money! Money! Money!!! On a Road!

-Babe u Rich Dude

-Love All Need You Is

Reception

Critics listened to it on pot, because how else would you go around listening to a psychedelic album? It spent 284901632 weeks on the Billboard 200 charts, too much for regular kids to handle.

Backmasking (or forward-masking)

The track "Berry Fields and Other Noises" became the target of controversy with all the backmasking stuff in the 60s. At the end of the track, John Lennon says "cranberry sauce." But whackos who are supporters of the "Paul Is Dead theory heard "Welp, Paul is in the ground. Ya know why? CAUSE I BURIED HIM. WHAT ELSE?" (This is forward-masking. Don't do this or vice-versa.)