Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 25

November 25: Feel Vague Anxiety Whilst Examining a Tattoo You Got on a Drunken Impulse Day

• 15,000 BCE - Drunken cavemen wake up to find themselves without tattoos but find they have invented tigers and zebras.
• 1034 - Malcolm II of Scotland dies, leading Shakespeare to eventually pen The Scottish Play with its line 'Is this a tramp stamp I see before me?' (pictured)
• 1085 - The Domesday Book is published, giving the first recorded use of the words "bonkers", "crackers" and "balmy". One or all of those words is used to describe about 44% of the English people by name, especially those collecting string.
• 1622 - The toasted sandwich is invented in a joint venture by the Earl of Sandwich and the Duke of Toast.
• 1908 - After finding a tattoo of an ancient Chinese symbol on his left shoulder, Hitler learns he has invaded Poland.
• 1901 - Ernst Schrödinger, inventor of the Uncertainty Principle, was born on this day. Then again, maybe he wasn't.
• 1989 - The World wide web is invented for people and cats with nothing better to do. It quickly incorporates porn to appeal to a wider audience.
• 1997 - Princess Diana dies in Chunnel crash due to her driver getting a tattoo of 'I love Charlie' on his right buttock.
• 2000 - Actress Audrey Tautou joins the band t.A.T.u. Coincidence?
• 2004 - Crikey! John Howard apologises on behalf of Australia for Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter.
• 2005 - Tax Freedom Day in the EU!
• 2006 - Europeans give thanks for the farsighted move of kicking Ayn Rand off their continent.
• 2006 - Rush Limbaugh suffers great embarrassment after an assistant leaks information about his secret full body tattoo depicting two men engaging in immoral acts.
• 2006 - Wikipedia created the article Kanab Ambersnail after realising that Uncyclopedia has an article pertaining that topic while they did not.