Rubber Paul

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Rubber Paul (also known as Rubber-Harikhrishna), more commonly known as Where's your Soul?, The Beatle Stones or Rolling Beatles, is a vinyl-compatible album known to be the most authentic work of art in the world. It was released on the 3 December, MCMLXV (not a great date) by the Beatles.

A successor to Hell!, Rubber Paul featured un-hits such as Drive My Car on Side One, the world's least authentic song on a first side, and I'm Looking Through You on Side Two, the world's least authentic song on a second side.

It was originally titled "Rubber Soul" but it was changed after Ringo Starr made a suggestion of "Rubber Paul".

It was the only album to be recorded by 6-year olds in an Art Class by banging random things and singing gibberish. Somehow, however, it got through and the Beatles stole the idea from how successful it was.

More Popular Than...[edit]

The 5th Track on Side One was titled "More Popular Than", which was the first experimental songs on a released album. It was originally supposed to be released on Hell!, but was later delayed for Rubber Paul. It sparked controversy that John Lennon said that he was more popular than Nestle.

Unfortunate Rise of Rubber Paul[edit]

Priest John Beethoven Mozart blessed old music by singing lyrics of Eleanor Rigby.

When Rubber Paul was first unveiled to the public, people were concerned that the album wasn't going to be better than the Beatles's previous work. They were underwhelmed at the LP, therefore, a new talk show was started to promote Rubber Paul. It was named the Rubber Paul Cult.

Shortly after the show was launched, the RPS, or Rubber Paul Society was formed for fans of Rubber Paul.

35 years later, on 3 December 2000, a deadly rock band released their first single and shut down all music forever. Later, that same band released Rubber Paul 2. It was later discovered that the people in the band were actually fans of Rubber Paul. It was found out that the Rock Band was known as The Monkees.

On 4 December, 2000, many attended the music funeral and acknowledged old music. It was a day of silence and remembering.

Thankfully, in 2004, people realized that Music was now a pile of Trash and quickly started listening to The Rolling Stones and enjoyed Their Satanic Majesties Request for the first time since never.

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