Miltron

The Miltron is a read headed beast (resembling the incredible hulk if he was a fox) and hails from the world Miltonia, where he was sent to earth on an intelligence gathering mission. Initially Miltron was meant to have been on earth for only 30minutes, but whilst he was gone a huge blockade was created when two unpopular people started making out. Since then Miltron has been stranded on earth.

Other aliases

• Milton
• Alex
• Ultramare
• Rabid Dog
• lord of the dance
• Not The Ginger Ninjer

Habitat &/or locations of sightings

• Underground caves and lounges of lizards
• Southern Australia
• Parliament

Does the Miltron have faith?

Well the answer is yes! The Miltron is a devout Lutheran and "what ever religion gets me holidays", but this can be mostly discredited as many people believe he is a robot and therefore doesn't have a soul.

Conspiracies involving miltron

He is believed to be linked to every major political assassination in the world since the 24th of September 2006. Also he is believed to have shot the snipers on the grassy knoll who shot at Kennedy. He shot them with his 'OMGlazer' cannon and vaporised them with a "pew pew pew" thus avenging Kennedy. It is also believed that crop circles are formed as part of the Miltrons mating ritual dance, or possibly formed whilst he is hardcore dancing to the theme song of 'Captain Planet'.

Terribad news on miltron

The Miltron only exist in a male format, therefore he (or they?) is (are?) going to be a very short lived species.

He also sucks at maths.

Treat News

The Miltron is an excellent "guitar dude" and spooner, and can occasionally be sighted in numerous bands who tour the intergalactic gig scene in their magic flying drum kit.

These bands include the following:

• The Milton Experience
• Melting Exchange
• Bay of Bengal
• Carnie Hunter
• Guns N' Roses

Hobbies of the Miltron

• Fighting Crime
• Biology
• Eating squid
• Spooning
• Self-mutilation (particularly setting himself on fire as it "matches my hair"...go figure)
• Zero Gravity Sword fighting
• Destroying the one ring to rule them all
• Bringing balance to the force
• Bringing pollution down to zero
• Frolicking with the animals of Farthing Wood
• Origami

Power Gaining Technique

Gains energy by creating large amounts of white noise from his "guitar", which is actually a religious relic from his home planet

Superhero, or Fox beast?

Personal motto

"Try this kids!"