Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 27

May 27: National Homicide Day

• 2 CE - World's first homosexual celebrates his 40th birthday by helping create The Church of Tyra.
• 1032 - In England, first 'Knocke, Knocke: whoeth art there?' joke performed in public.
• 1895 - Oscar Wilde is sent to prison, then released when the hamster does not press charges.
• 1931 - Jesus Christ considers starting the Second Coming; he decides he'd rather get Taco Bell and watch porn.
• 1936 - Freddy Krueger kills himself in his own dreams accidentally. He reincarnates the same day for no reason as Walt Disney.
• 1937 - J.R.R Tolkien commences work on the majestic The Matrix: Revolutions.
• 1947 - Mexico Space Program launches its first rocket powered by jumping beans. (pictured)
• 1955 - J. Edgar Hoover wins the New York Marathon dressed in a tutu.
• 1963 - The Beatles kick Joseph Stalin out of the band. He quickly composes Back in the USSR as a mild revenge.
• 1969 - Hippies collect signatures to forbid showers. 'They are so concentration camp' is their argument.
• 1974 - Jimi Hendrix makes love to his guitar on stage. He is promptly taken to a hospital where he dies of severe penis shredding.
• 1985 - Ronald Reagan sets a new high score for Pac-Man, humiliating former champion Mikhail Gorbachev.
• 2006 - Midsomer Village now has NO MORE PEOPLE TO MURDER.
• 2006 - The Vatican, Luxembourg, Malta and Fiji form the Small Countries Alliance – the most dangerous set of allies since the Axis. Together, they have a total population of 800 and double that in nuclear bombs.
• 2018 - Uncyclopedians emerge from their bomb shelters and begin building time machines. An overlong lunch break, nap and hand-waving sets the project schedule back, as future Uncyclopedians arriving in their time machines find to their disgust.