House of Carolingian
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Everyone in Europe is a Charlie. That is, a descendant of Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne. So if anyone asks you if you're Spartacus, just say Non. Je suis un fromage-eating surrender monkey, pout and then walk off. You may think, how is this so? Hasn't Europe faced invaders from the East and South?? Could we all be the heirs of Mohammed the prophet instead???
This idea of Charlemagne as the literal father of Europeans had been wound through the stories about the origins of France and Germany. Both were founded by the Franks, with the extra clarification of calling themselves the 'West Franks' and the other 'East Franks'.[1]
Treachery[edit]
Going for Throne[edit]
If I Had a Hammer[edit]
Hail Shortie![edit]
Charles Le Tan[edit]
Louie Louie[edit]
Three Way Split[edit]
Diminishing Returns[edit]
Ends with a Mad Man[edit]
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