House of Windsor
The House of Windsor is a royal house of the United Kingdom. However, nobody knows where the house is located, what street it is on, or whether they got planning permission for that ugly tool shed in the back garden.
The House in which this house lives is called Windsor Castle. It was formerly known as Stuart Castle, Hangover Hall and Saxe-Coburg-Gothic Horror Mansion. In 2010 the British government of David Cameron insisted Queen Elizabeth raise money to pay for the national debt. It became Tesco Towers after the sale of naming rights to the supermarket chain. The royal family had to move their living quarters to behind the wine and beer shelves.
Uncyclopedia has no article on this house. However, we have the following articles on some of the tenants:
- King George V
- King Edward VIII
- King George VI
- Queen Elizabeth II
- King Charles III (pictured), the current British monarch.
- Barbara Windsor Saucepot actress.
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