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At this point, we have a fuzzy picture of what 2006's Top 10 are going to be, and many of us are gonna be like, "Aw, dang, THAT got on there?" So, without any further whining, list YOUR Top 10 Articles of 2006 here. Doesn't matter whether or not they've been featured, so long as they were started in 2006 and weren't written by yourself. List them here for all to laugh at. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:18, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Squiggle

1. Calvin and Hobbes
2. Fries with that
3. Sausage Butty Batter Nugget
4. Z
5. UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders
6. HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble
7. Banana Skin Joke
8. UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide/UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary: Volume Deux
9. UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame
10. The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins

This is list is not an exact science. If you didn't make the list, imagine yourself at #11. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:18, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

L

11. Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice

10. Mozilla Firefox

9. Idiocrates

8. Calvin and Hobbes

7. New Cooler Edition

6. Command Line

5. Church of God the Wholly Incompetent

4. Wall Street Crash of 1929

3. UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame

2. HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube

1. Water Polo ... with Sharks!

0. Final Fantasy 1 (hey, if the guy below gets to list it...)

Crazyswordsman

Top ten of '06

1. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
2. Final Fantasy I (This is one of those articles that should have been featured but timing was bad)
3. Water Polo... With Sharks!
4. HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble
5. Mozilla Firefox
6. Do NOT click any links!
7. HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia
8. Pixellated Face Disease
9. UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole

Where's number 10? --L 13:03, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Top ten all time

1. AAAAAAAAA!
2. Redundancy
3. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
4. Lord Byron
5. iPod yocto
6. Final Fantasy I
7. Water Polo... With Sharks!
8. Alliteration
9. Niggers
10. ∩

Cainad

(In some semblance of order)

1. Fire hydrant
2. Church of God the Wholly Incompetent
3. Calvin and Hobbes
4. Napoleon Bonaparte
5. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
6. Martin Van Buren
7. Decapitation Disease
8. Battle of Gettysburg
9. Adobe Potatochop
10. Bouncy Castle

Truly, a warped sense of humor have I. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 17:38, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Procopius

I left my own articles out (but you shouldn't).

1. Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006 -- Made me laugh out loud in its beta stages, and still does. This is one for all time.
2. Fisher Price: A Retrospective -- Didn't care for it at first, but it then grew on me like a bad infection.
3. Dear John letter -- Very innovative for our little site, very funny.
4. "Paul is dead" hoax -- And no, I'm not just sucking up to the administrators (though that's part of it).
5. Horton Hires a Ho -- Dammit, this needs to be in the top 10 of 2006. Stupid democracy.
6. HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines -- I go back to the cop scenarios frequently.
7. Wall Street Crash of 1929 -- Movie titles like Oh Shit We're All Poor Now and Fuuuuuuck!!! get me every time.
8. Water Polo... With Sharks! -- THIS is why we gave a 13-year-old Writer of the Month.
9. Martin Van Buren -- Probably the first article on Uncyclopedia that gave me the giggles.
10. Rogue Punchlines -- But what if I don't WANT to take my clothes off?

Honorable mention: UnBooks:See Dick; all of Hardwick Fundlebuggy's work; Segregation; I maed a yuky doody (yeah, I know) --Procopius 22:55, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

I am surprised Speeding Tickets... isn't doing that well at the moment, but glad to see that some of my work is appreciated there at no.6. I still haven't voted yet, by the way, so I am open to bribes... -- Hindleyite Converse 11:14, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

I love you. I'm not whoring for votes; I'm just whoring. Wait...was that out loud? Don't hit "save page"-don't hit "save page"-don't hit "save page"...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:26, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

How can it be "out loud" if it's text on an Internet forum? --L 12:46, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

<emoticon of Modusoperandi looking baffled> --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:21, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

DiZ

10. Red Panda
9. UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary
8. Water Polo... With Sharks!
7. New Age Psychology
6. Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006
5. Suburban homeboy
4. UnBooks:The World According to Garm
3. The white guy in All-4-One
2. McDonald's
1. Final Fantasy I

Comments

• It was hard enough to do it for the Top Ten of 2k6, trying to make the Top Ten of All Time would make my head pop.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:07, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Best of 2005 vs. Best of 2006 in a 20 man battle royal? —Braydie at 17:41, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Maybe on our 5 year anniversary. It'd be hard to get accurate results though, even now, because so many old articles will have been forgotten - no matter how great they were.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:57, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, I bet I could predict the winner now. —Braydie at 22:11, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

As could I.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:55, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll be the winner of course; by then I shall have honed my craft to a needly sharp, razor wit point, and everyone else will be an old fart. I have youth on my side! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:03, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I hear writers tend to burn out after several years, regardless of age. Speaking of which, I wonder what teenagers now will be like when they're old... if you thought the Baby Boomers were crazy, look out. Here comes Generation X, and after that, Generation WTF. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 19:48, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, when I said "I bet I could predict the winner now." I was actually talking about Squiggle, wasn't you tompkins? —Braydie at 19:51, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Was I indeed.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:29, 13 January 2007 (UTC)